Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I didn't know three syllables could conflate someone's ego so much that they think they could rally an army of literal groomed children to take down the evil K*w*f*r*s. The weird "ratio" thing that elevated his internet presence from scungy internet fart porn pedler, to weird gross twitch hormone pedler is some of the most asinine shit I have ever seen unfold live. The associated domamine rush that he has attached to an achievement that changes absolutely nothing is actually kind of sad in a way. I am a softy in that I don't want actual harm to come to anybody, but I just really think he needs to grow up and go outside. And don't try and take down my New Zealand patposting forum you greasy fart goblin.
oh for sure, i dont hate keffals, its like a sickening pity. thats the correct reaction i think.
so much idiocy popping up online because of this. the alphabet people and their orbiters are so gullible and will believe some anime PFP who tweets "NULL KILLED MY DOG, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME"

I saw a very redacted screenshot from a place that very obviously was NOT KF that was allegedly supposed to show "KF coming together to doxx Keffals" and it had thousands of RTs and not one critical response.

got into a fight with a coworker about KF because she believed all the propaganda and I asked if she's ever been here and could explain what was going on. she couldn't.
and you didnt use the anti woman anti trans kiwi hate machine to dox the bitch while slapping her around with a crowbar? not living up to your rep there bud.
 
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No, Lucas, Joshua Moon is a human being. I am not sure I can say the same of you. What is clear is that you will never be a woman. Not ever!
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Not to be a downer but I tried with a public Twitter account that I know follows a private Twitter account and it also said "Nope", it probably says that because he's private.

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Does @JagexWest follow @ignorethis1337?
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I just scrolled through Keffals's following list (my vision is still making my computer screen look like it's slowly sliding down), and I didn't see the pedophile in there anymore. Of course, it's possible that the pedophile blocked Keffals, or even soft-blocked him. But either way, I thought it was still important to keep note of.
 
so much idiocy popping up online because of this. the alphabet people and their orbiters are so gullible and will believe some anime PFP who tweets "NULL KILLED MY DOG, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME"

I saw a very redacted screenshot from a place that very obviously was NOT KF that was allegedly supposed to show "KF coming together to doxx Keffals" and it had thousands of RTs and not one critical response.

got into a fight with a coworker about KF because she believed all the propaganda and I asked if she's ever been here and could explain what was going on. she couldn't.
what was the tweet? archive if you can
 
It took a fucking spine to be LGBT back in the day. Even the nicest old gay I know can hold his own in an exchange of words and has pride and confidence in himself. They were fire forged because of sad times, but ultimately the ones who came out of the major AIDS period were stronger on the other side, and try to impart that on the youth.

Trans people need to get a fucking grip on what they let hurt them. "If someone calls me my birth sex, I will have to spiral for the rest of the day," is one of the least healthy things I can think of for mental health. If someone saying a few words to them shatters their worldview, they need to reevaluate whether or not they're true and honest trans in the first place. Making peace with the fact that not everyone treats you how you would like is as you said, part of growing up.
Monkeypox and the upcoming backlash is going to make the GLB a more reasonable force if things go right.
 
Think of it as a loan against future misery. Much like with the Tranch GFM, it's more funds and opportunity to fuck up spectacularly for our amusement. He's having a mental breakdown due to an unhealthy obsession on Dear Feeder and has shown the entire world how utterly thinskinned he is. This will not end well and we'll still be here watching and laughing.
I always wondered what happens to people like this when you give them the tools they could use to make their life better and give them what they want. And with Keffals, I now know that it doesn't end well if the person getting them hasn't learned a single thing.

Wait... Aren't all the glowies in Nevada right now?
We are, but we've been phone posting to pass the time.

I mean, uh, sneed and seed.
No wonder the Asian tranny can’t find any work, even with Google on his resume and being one of the tech industry’s chosen people:

He has zero fucking clue what he’s talking about.
It's my favorite thing: I can't get work because of my dox, not my lack of skill.
 
Matthew Schimmel ("Naia Okami") has hosted a handful of Twitter spaces about Lucas' retard campaign to shut down the farms. This one was especially funny because of those speaking sound exactly as one might anticipate and are completely out of touch with the actual situation, to the point of lying about things to each other such as KF being discussed as "shameful" on the radio by "MAGA idiots". He's been desperate for Lucas to hop on by tagging him each time he goes live, to no results yet.
Notably, user antiKFaction eventually speaks after Matthew thinks he's cleared the space of possible farmers and goes onto claim the farms has harassed him (via a thread) so badly that he had to move to Ireland in 2019; he goes on to detail the general location but Matthew has to stop him when no other users even think to attempt to. Matthew also claims beforehand that one of his sites is being DDOS'd "by the farms" without reasonable proof of such and he easily mitgated it regardless.


:story: How constructive and not 16 minutes of whining.
These are the average Lucas supporters. What a turnout. Does anyone here recognize antiKFaction's voice? This space is a little long but he is talking towards the end. There's been how many retards claiming to have a thread when they haven't now?
 
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Matthew Schimmel ("Naia Okami") has hosted a handful of Twitter spaces about Lucas' retard campaign to shut down the farms. This one was especially funny because of those speaking sound exactly as one might anticipate and are completely out of touch with the actual situation, to the point of lying about things to each other such as KF being discussed as "shameful" on the radio by "MAGA idiots". He's been desperate for Lucas to hop on by tagging him each time he goes live, to no results yet.
Notably, user antiKFaction eventually speaks after Matthew thinks he's cleared the space of possible farmers and goes onto claim the farms has harassed him (via a thread) so badly that he had to move to Ireland; he goes on to detail the general location but Matthew has to stop him when no other users even think to attempt to. Matthew also claims beforehand that one of his sites is being DDOS'd "by the farms" without reasonable proof of such and he easily mitgated it regardless.


:story: How constructive and not 16 minutes of whining.
These are the average Lucas supporters. What a turnout. Does anyone here recognize antiKFaction's voice? This space is a little long but he is talking towards the end. There's been how many retards claiming to have a thread when they haven't now?
He also sperged out in the Telegram and implied he was Phase 2
 
It's hilarious, truly, to see what the Twitter Horde's view on this entire situation is.

Like this is some sort of arduous, meaningful battle for troons; that this shit, this spat on the internet will be taught about in schools, films will be made about the fear and despair the trannies felt at the oppressive and violent Kiwi Farms, and the brave "woman" who stood up to them.

Their brave (deranged) leader, with his multi-phase master plan to shut down an internet forum. Not since Patton have we seen such a fierce and dedicated warrior.

When I am old and grey, and my grandchildren ask me, "What was the internet like back then?"
I will tell them of the Twitter Conflict, the Wikipedia Source Code Skirmish, and the Great Doxing of 2025. I will tell them of the courageous men who turned themselves into women to give their fetishes a voice, and of the fascist, Right Wing message board that made them fear to wake up each morning because somebody might post a screenshot of them trying to get a 12 year old in a Steven Universe hoodie to blow them.

I will watch the sun rise each morning, and as I inject myself with distilled estrogen, a tear will fall from my eye and I will whisper "Thank you, Keffals. You're absolutely remembered and your life totally wasn't regulated to tweets and fart fetish videos."
 
What are the chances that Lucas called in the swat on MTG personally while "on the run", or did he manage to convince some monumental retard to make a fake threat to a US congressman?
To be honest, this is probably what's going to fuck him over in the end and he could do serious time. Capitol Police, FBI, eventually the RCMP, maybe even whoever oversees intelligence in Ireland; they all stand a chance in being involved.
 
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I hope Lucas is so scared shitless he can't sleep now that he's been doxxed yet again, and I hope the Ulster Volunteer Force pays him and his tranny friend a visit, I'd love to be a fly on the wall if that ever happens. Imagine his tranny friend realising what a mistake it was to harbour Lucas and he'll have to relocate now too kek
 
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