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"I was a prior victim"
I got bad news for ya kid. It's probably gonna happen again.
 
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_Samson_ said:
Liz Kong has 100 potatoes. Each potato needs x ml to be fried. Lucas has y ml of grease on his skin and hair from never bathing, being permanently online, and only eating fast food. How many of Liz Kong’s potatoes can be fried with the grease of Lucas in each batch?
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Someone has to actually explain to me why they all look like this, I recently encountered a troon in the real world and he had the same greasy, unkempt hair as Lucas, you could immediately tell just from behind that it is a weirdo in a dress
 
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Evilronald said:
This video proves why the forum needs to exist. “I have been blacklisted from the doom community because of kiwifarms.” “I only received a minimal sentence because they thought I was easily persuaded (because he’s a tard).” Apparently we have a game to see who can kill tards first. I can’t find the hall of fame thread for most kills.
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Oh Christ, this fucking retard... -_-
Juan it is not wise and not by the rules of etiquette to interfere into grown ups beefs.

Still a 100+ of pages behind but I'll get there, I promise you!
 
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Lieutenant Rasczak said:
>a fucking doorknob
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I like how both I and the guy/group who posted the doxbin (Vile [Rich]) and myself both came to exact same conclusion from a doorknob.
I autistically searched on Google maps for a carpark with cars parked perpendicular to the building, I have no idea how he/they did it but the way they did it seems 1000x more convenient, plus I got it on Sunday whereas they seem to have gotten it on Friday.
People can like my version because it's probably funnier lorewise but props to Vile/kt <> Cain <> Weep <> Snuff

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shortroomba said:
Cancelling Indians? Keffals is truly racist.
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Lucas is racist and misogynist. There's this woman who also called his bullshit out and BTFO'd him, what makes the pain x100 worse because he simply can't stand women. I know it's posted already but I just want to highlight the amount of seethe that this woman generated in Lucas

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yydszmiteg1 said:
"Their explicit goals is to make life as hard as possible for trans people"
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Keffals, I do not give a shit about making your life hard because you removed your penis and jammed a front-hole in there. This is America, if you want to remove your arm and duct tape a stick to it, you are free to do so. Nothing about your personal decision to alter your body impedes my ability to work, sleep, leisurely enjoy myself or, god willing, die peacefully....so I do not give a fuck. A number of people here vaguely or somewhat share that sentiment. The moment that you doing that impedes any of my shit is the moment I will give a fuck.

People make your life hard because you and your fuckin' weirdo compatriots find children, people with underdeveloped brains and no concept of anything beyond the four walls at Mom's house, and convince them that they require bathtub chemicals to alter their bodies in significant ways, despite no psychological screening done by professionals or endocrinologists to measure irregular hormone levels required for that treatment. You give them resources to do so. You have no understanding of how utterly devastating that is when these children grow up and realize how irreversible this is. It ruins their life forever.

You wake up every day and say to yourself "I'm not a woman and that ruins me." A lot of these kids are going to wake up every day and say to themselves "I'm a guy with the tits of an obese 46 year old. I fucking hate myself. I didn't even know what I was doing when I was that young, now I'm just stuck with whatever the fuck this is for the rest of my life." They have to live with the consequences of your fucking stupid behavior forever. I'd fucking kill myself if I had to live like that.

That's why people make your life hard.
 
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Punished Neco said:
I like how both I and the guy/group who posted the doxbin (Vile [Rich]) and myself both came to exact same conclusion from a doorknob.
I autistically searched on Google maps for a carpark with cars parked perpendicular to the building, I have no idea how he/they did it but the way they did it seems 1000x more convenient, plus I got it on Sunday whereas they seem to have gotten it on Friday.
People can like my version because it's probably funnier lorewise but props to Vile/kt <> Cain <> Weep <> Snuff

Door handle appreciation squad assemble
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The Mango Ranch guys and I doxed EllenFromNowOn months and months ago so when Lucas mentioned going to Ireland and staying with someone who has survived paramilitary people or some shit like that, we went onto Ellen's twitter and found him schizosperging about paramilitary units near his home. We just arrived at the conclusion pretty naturally but the farms were down so we couldn't share.
 
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No0neKnows said:
Lucas is racist and misogynist. There's this woman who also called his bullshit out and BTFO'd him, what makes the pain x100 worse because he simply can't stand women. I know it's posted already but I just want to highlight the amount of seethe that this woman generated in Lucas

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> Everything she said about me is from my thread



I wonder how he knows that?
 
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90theguy said:
You can already tell without knowing them that they're probably a rich spoiled brat from some shitty suburbia McMansion
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From what I saw they are just another abused drug addict with no future like the rest of them.

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AHKSHUALLY I scrolled down ONE more spin of the mouse wheel and found out there just broke as shit and cant win in life.
 
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