Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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TheMonkeyMan said:

"Cool cool now I know what "catboy ranch" is
I hate my job/life so much"

Jesse Singal is the co-host of the podcast Blocked and Reported, which is the only place where I've heard Kiwi Farms covered fairly well. I can't wait for the keffals episode.
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You need to archive your shit. https://archive.ph/jjwRg

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FamicomGorby said:
Visited Keffal's ghosttown subreddit and some big brained genuis posted whatever the fuck is as Dropkiwifarms.png

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Seriously the subreddit is fuckin pathetic, not even 2K subs.
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They'll never be real women like the 2hu girls. Also it looks like the KF logo is slamming it on Yukari.
 
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AnOminous said:
What's hilarious is if the moron actually gets the farms down for even a couple weeks, somehow, his 15 minutes are up that instant as well as his financial support. Being the moron he is, he will soon be homeless.
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Keffals has to realize its in his best interest to keep KF up and mocking him 24/7 otherwise the attention that comes with "fighting it" will disappear. If he "wins", he has no more cash cow to rely on.
 
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HorseGirlSupremacy said:
Keffals ALWAYS knows how to make himself the biggest victim, even over somebody else suicide.
I swear you can see him smile.


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You know, I was around for the Julie Terryberry thing under another account and it isn’t remotely accurate to say that she killed herself because of her thread.

She was a severely awkward girl with mental problems, who’s family couldn’t have given less of a fuck about her than they did, and got mixed up with a severely abusive asshole (who later trooned out, because what goes together better than narcissism and trooping out) who convinced her that she was in a BDSM relationship and that he wasn’t just beating the fuck out of her. He’d cheat on her (even fathered a kid with someone else) and gamble away all their money too. They got together when she was 18 and he was damned near 30…. This was a very unhealthy and abusive relationship.

She’d occasionally interact with her thread and in a lot of cases kiwifarmers would urge her to get away from her asshole boyfriend. Sure, there were other people who roasted her when she’d post as well, but a lot of folks tried to give her some legit advice (dump the boyfriend, stop getting on the internet).

Her family was aware with what was going on with her (I think because some of us notified them) but couldn’t be bothered to intervene. You could tell she was desperate for their acknowledgement in her posts but they didn’t care.

When her ex dumped her, she was utterly alone in the world. While I don’t think having a thread about yourself on the Kiwifarms ever does anything positive for you, it’s clear that the catalyst for her suicide was getting dumped and her family’s complete neglect.

It was a very sad thing but the blame lies at her tranny ex’s feet. He took advantage of a vulnerable young girl, destroyed her self esteem, beat her, isolated her and coerced her into putting her nudes on the internet. Of course Keffals won’t mention that because Mike Holland is now a tranny.
 
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Dyn said:
Nigger you've been here a whole-ass minute and literally all of your posts are seething and malding about this tranny, you're not one of us and nobody wants to join in your embarrassing culture-war larp. Fuck off to twitter where you and Clara can make ridiculous Braveheart speeches at each other.
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Are you that guy juggling 2 accounts or something? You're a master-baiter yet you keep giving him attention. He's not even getting stickers anymore. Just ignore his retardation and let the janny handle it.
 
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I'm a dumbass, but i wanna ask:
Could Null end up suing CF or Keffals if CF ends up dropping Farms from their service? And especially if afterwards ddos happens?

I mean, it's obviously a harassment over an unsubstantiated accusation. Since it could be provavle that KF doesn't endorse any of the things Keffals said, but it's obvious that Keffals went and harrass CF to target Farms.

So, is it plausible?
 
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Seriously why is it always leftist who are the most unashamed about grifting? Whenever something super super bad happens (like an evil chud misgendering them) they always make a big sad post then drop their venmo or cashapp and shit lol
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"I just publicly admitted I'm a pedophile and then shit my pants and then these NOTSEES were like dude what the fuck and plus you smell so I'm a victim and gimme money now you stupid fucks!"
 
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For those going on about kneecapping, No that's not gonna happen.
Lucas's current roommate has already been pissing off the local UVF by removing their flags, at worst what could happen is the UVF send round a couple of heavies to their door and basically tell them to get the fuck out or be physically put out.
That or the local hoods will give them a booting if they find out about his online history.
 
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TriggerMeElmo said:
I wonder how this will be SEO'd.
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In its current state, I think that they do not care at all about that. The website structure itself does not support efficient optimization. There was actually hardly any SEO efforts put in, except maybe for a proper heading structure. And even then, they fail to understand search intent in many ways. I don't want to give too much away about how they can fix it, but it's pretty bad as it stands today.

Their best chance is to draw in many backlinks from reputable publications. But even this is a long stretch to expect significant visibility if they keep the current architecture.

Then again, there are many trannies in SEO who know their shit, or enough, so there is a chance they might actually get somewhere with the right person. I am curious to see where this goes as well.
 
Jeremiah the Bullfrog said:
You know, I was around for the Julie Terryberry thing under another account and it isn’t remotely accurate to say that she killed herself because of her thread.

She was a severely awkward girl with mental problems, who’s family couldn’t have given less of a fuck about her than they did, and got mixed up with a severely abusive asshole (who later trooned out, because what goes together better than narcissism and trooping out) who convinced her that she was in a BDSM relationship and that he wasn’t just beating the fuck out of her. He’d cheat on her (even fathered a kid with someone else) and gamble away all their money too. They got together when she was 18 and he was damned near 30…. This was a very unhealthy and abusive relationship.

She’d occasionally interact with her thread and in a lot of cases kiwifarmers would urge her to get away from her asshole boyfriend. Sure, there were other people who roasted her when she’d post as well, but a lot of folks tried to give her some legit advice (dump the boyfriend, stop getting on the internet).

Her family was aware with what was going on with her (I think because some of us notified them) but couldn’t be bothered to intervene. You could tell she was desperate for their acknowledgement in her posts but they didn’t care.

When her ex dumped her, she was utterly alone in the world. While I don’t think having a thread about yourself on the Kiwifarms ever does anything positive for you, it’s clear that the catalyst for her suicide was getting dumped and her family’s complete neglect.

It was a very sad thing but the blame lies at her tranny ex’s feet. He took advantage of a vulnerable young girl, destroyed her self esteem, beat her, isolated her and coerced her into putting her nudes on the internet. Of course Keffals won’t mention that because Mike Holland is now a tranny.
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No…. She was very much underage when they started dating.
That’s one thing that pissed Mike Holland off, being reminded he’s a rapist pedophile.
 
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