Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Puddleduck]

When Nichole337 was dating that dude whose name eludes me, it wasn't too bad - she's not as retarded as Cynthia, and he wasn't all there either. I remember one video of theirs, they were in a supermarket and virtually everything they said was an unintended filthy double entendre, to the extent where no-one could write it.

Nichole's bf seemed "off" probably due to autism, he was probably harmless. But Ryan? I get psychopath vibes from him.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

You’re probably right, but equally depressing alternative: she isn’t particularly after the romance or potential sex, she’s just desperate for human contact.

When her Mommy doesn't let her answer the door and probably she doesn't go outside to actually interact with people even like going to the store, she's not going to know how to be human. So she needs some kind of interaction in her life. The Discord only goes so far. So when some guy pays her some attention and says he loves her, it's no surprise that she's going to latch onto that because nobody has ever said that to her in her life.

And considering the only thing she mentioned was "cuddling" on the couch then it's kinda obvious she's not mature enough to even consider sex.

But Ryan? I get psychopath vibes from him.

I get cannibal vibes from him.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

I get cannibal vibes from him.

But Ryan? I get psychopath vibes from him.

He's the perfect blend of creep/predator troll/ween.

 

[Puddleduck]

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He's the perfect blend of creep/predator troll/ween.

I know we're not the autistic mafia, but regarding the part you edited out - I don't use Discord, does clicking on his profile show more details?

 

[Spastic Cologne]

I know we're not the autistic mafia, but regarding the part you edited out - I don't use Discord, does clicking on his profile show more details?

You got me, sorry.
I asked if anyone had found more information on the lascivious cunt.
Embarrassed myself acting all MATI and weenish only to double down by trying to hide it, should know better.
Please rate away...

Hasn't even bothered uploading a profile picture.

 

[Puddleduck]

You got me, sorry.
I asked if anyone had found more information on the lascivious cunt.
Embarrassed myself acting all MATI and weenish only to double down by trying to hide it, should know better.
Please rate away...

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Hasn't even bothered uploading a profile picture.

Hey, a creepy weirdo grooming a retarded woman is a valid reason to be MATI. If he were an incidental troon in the Sideshows thread whomwas doing the same, he'd probably have his info digged up...

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Cynthia Aiden arc when?

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Hey, a creepy weirdo grooming a retarded woman is a valid reason to be MATI. If he were an incidental troon in the Sideshows thread whomwas doing the same, he'd probably have his info digged up...

Still there's the right way to go about it, and the fuckhead Spastic Cologne way...
Thanks P Duck.

Yeah I'm fairly sure that the Raisin Cake Rapist only uses Discord to communicate with Woggleheads on Cherie's page, much like how he made an account on here just to talk about Cherie and bellyache about trolling and baking.
Also much in the same way, before he got banned, the Wogglefanatics are getting the shits with him being a massive creep and him freaking out about the dang dirty kiwis.

For now he seems to have succeeded in getting Cherie to stop responding to the "haters" on here (perhaps not such a bad thing) but she is also MIA on Wogglecord and hasn't posted in days, someone said she will often disappear for months at a time but I do genuinely hope that she's alright.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Hasn't even bothered uploading a profile picture.

And for that we can all be thankful.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Maybe Mama Hapney found out about Raisin Pie Rapist and took away her access for a while.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

I'm being completely honest when I say that my greatest fear during The Dark Times was that I'd never get to read about Cynthia and the Wogglechaos again. God, I'm glad we're back.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I'm being completely honest when I say that my greatest fear during The Dark Times was that I'd never get to read about Cynthia and the Wogglechaos again. God, I'm glad we're back.

Considering how much she interacts here, it was probably her secret unadmitted fear as well.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

I'm being completely honest when I say that my greatest fear during The Dark Times was that I'd never get to read about Cynthia and the Wogglechaos again. God, I'm glad we're back.

Bug forbid the farms goes down for good, the big one, I would just like to say it's been an honor knowing all you wonderfully funny Gentlebugs.
Truly I would have regretted not being able to tell you all.

Spoiler: Thanks for the memories

Still hide nor hair of @WogglebugLover over on the Wogglecord...
Do they still put pictures of missing kids on milk cartons?

Her creepy ass old as shit ween bf is still "acting" like a creepy ass old as shit ween, and the people on the discord have had just about enough of his creepy ass poor mans Norman Bates routine.
Some are even beginning to call him out for potentially manipulating and controlling poor sweet idiot Cherie, kind of...


"Come on guys! I'm only pretending to be an unkempt lascivious deviant to show those evil kiwis that I'm not an old grody perverted serial killer, or maybe, I am?!"
Wow @Wogglebugisntgay, you sure fooled us...
Your logic is almost as broken as your unset misshapen nose.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

"Come on guys! I'm only pretending to be an unkempt lascivious deviant to show those evil kiwis that I'm not an old grody perverted serial killer, or maybe, I am?!"
Wow @Wogglebugisntgay, you sure fooled us...
Your logic is almost as broken as your unset misshapen nose.

It's the classic, "I only pretended to be retarded" thing. I seriously don't know what his endgame is but it can' t be good for Cynthia. Retard or not I don't think any of us want actual harm to come to her. Just that she be put in a group home where they can monitor her and make sure she's not being too retarded.

Is that too much to ask for?

 

[Woggie's child bride]

It's the classic, "I only pretended to be retarded" thing. I seriously don't know what his endgame is but it can' t be good for Cynthia. Retard or not I don't think any of us want actual harm to come to her. Just that she be put in a group home where they can monitor her and make sure she's not being too retarded.

Is that too much to ask for?

This is all our fault for telling her not to marry that nice Nigerian man who was going to help her with her wogglefranchise

 

[lightswitchdoll]

Cynthia only seems to respond when one of us gets wogglelore "wrong"...

So hey @WogglebugLover how's it going, hope you're well etc. I've skipped a whole bunch of pages, I know Mister Wogglebug isn't a gay but his voice reminds me of how women who take loads of testosterone and start calling themselves men sound. Is s/he a transbug? Are there any transcreatures in Genoma or Genova or whatever it's called?

(btw you guys I also missed this thread )

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Hibiscus Stitch is a rare non-Kiwi who really gets what the farms is and how it operates. An awareness lacking in most lolcows including Cynthia's new Ed Gein admirer.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

I'm pretty sure the Pie Rapist is just an idiotic troll.

Just buy a hobo some McDonalds and bam, you have original donut steel ungoogleable pictures of "yourself."

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Cynthia only seems to respond when one of us gets wogglelore "wrong"...

So hey @WogglebugLover how's it going, hope you're well etc. I've skipped a whole bunch of pages, I know Mister Wogglebug isn't a gay but his voice reminds me of how women who take loads of testosterone and start calling themselves men sound. Is s/he a transbug? Are there any transcreatures in Genoma or Genova or whatever it's called?

(btw you guys I also missed this thread )

She seems to have stepped back from us, probably at the behest of her "boyfriend", but she'll be back eventually. She can't really stay away. It's not the first time she's done this.

I'm pretty sure the Pie Rapist is just an idiotic troll.

Just buy a hobo some McDonalds and bam, you have original donut steel ungoogleable pictures of "yourself."

Oh yeah, I don't think anybody here thinks he's for really reals. Possibly some fail-troll who wants to go after a bigger lolcow in an attempt to gain some kind of cred or ability to say, "see? I'm not that bad when compared to Cynthia".

You know, like an A-Log.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Cynthia only seems to respond when one of us gets wogglelore "wrong"...

So, in the next movie, do Wogglebug’s best friends the Scarecrow and Tin Man ride in to save the day? I bet Dorothy and Slyvie would get on great.