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Karen Riley said:
I think at least in the battle with 'The End,' he was wasn't joking when he got frustrated because he couldn't find his shotgun. He was trying to play the game to the best of his ability to shut up his detractors who say he's awful at MGS games so I don't think any of the mess ups he made at least in his battle with the end were phoned in, I can't speak for everything else that sees him confuse weapons.

That video is seriously interesting to, it's funny to hear younger Phil telling stories that clearly didn't happen.
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Son of Big Boss said:
Yeah. He tried to run after The End shooting his assault rifle non stop and complaining about the lack of auto-aim/the invincibility frames.

Honestly when Phil complains about auto aim in games i just think "do you buy a game to have the AI play it for you?"
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Got a link to these videos?
 
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
Hey gaiz! DSP is totally a ladies man and women are just throwing themselves at this fine specimen.
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"She ended up with a real scumbag, he was like in his thirties and she was seventeen..."

Seriously, Phil? But a 29-year-old with an 18-year-old is just fine? Age of consent is 16 in Conneticut, so how is that any different to you and Panda?

A few things about this video:

- I notice he uses race and weight as descriptors constantly, even though they have no bearing on the story. Doesn't matter if the girl was chubby or if the guy was black.

- In several of those stories, it sounds to me like those girls weren't into Phil. For example, the girl who "ground on him" at the dance was probably either dancing with him because she wanted to make a guy jealous or wanted to dance with a guy who wouldn't get handsy with her. Let's face it, it could have also been as a dare/joke. The 'chubby Latina' is probably a combination of Phil exaggerating and a girl having a slight interest him. That she talked to her boss suggests to me she might have been saying 'I think this guy likes me and I'm not into him, could you please let him down gently for me', rather than 'Phil and I like each other and is that okay?'.

Phil is the definition of an unreliable narrator, therefore dancing with him becomes 'grinding on him', women being polite means they're flirting with you, the girl at work who might like you is desperately in love with him.

- Also got to love the part where he fell to his knees and shouted "NOOOO" in front of everyone. Sounds familiar...
 
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The entire End thing is so painful. My husband loves taking the guy out by sneaking up on him, using the chloroform and tranq darts, and trying to defeat him with CQC. Intense to watch and an interesting tactic. Typically using thermal and sonar to track him down. Practically using Dark Souls sneak-around techniques to make the fight more thrilling than just using the sniper rifle.

But, whatever. It's Phil. He makes no use of camouflage or his equipment, let alone any nature of stealth. Like the comments through the video said, he expects it to play like CoD.
 
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Tame Sake said:
But, whatever. It's Phil. He makes no use of camouflage or his equipment, let alone any nature of stealth. Like the comments through the video said, he expects it to play like CoD.
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Every time phil gets a codec call explaining any aspect of the game he just yells
"Shut the fuck up" and skips it then complains the game doesn't explain anything.

Its almost as good as
"How do i use rations"
 
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He also never used the Directional Microphone, which makes spotting The End SO EASY.

Also did you notice how the map always showed Phil the position of The End? That doesn't happen normally, you have to input a cheat code to enable it (the konami code).

So he didn't even beat The End legit.
 
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Vault Boy said:

Wow, an almost three year old puzzle game. How generous...
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you know, if it was any other big name youtuber
not only would the winner get peggle, but like 100 bucks worth of other things (as a surprise) payed by the person him/herself
but dsp probably got the game as a gift and wants to pass it on.
he should keep it, it's just the perfect game for him.



Accel_Rider said:
I'm pushing all the buttons here, but I can't seem to pay my tax
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I'm picturing phil looking over his mail, and when he gets to "you can also go to www . cuvyyvxrfyvggyrtveyf . com" he starts to tap it with a finger.

MMX said:
Every time phil gets a codec call explaining any aspect of the game he just yells
"Shut the fuck up" and skips it then complains the game doesn't explain anything.
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yep, that's his whole MO
he expects the game to train him when he wants to be trained.
 
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Son of Big Boss said:
He also never used the Directional Microphone, which makes spotting The End SO EASY.

Also did you notice how the map always showed Phil the position of The End? That doesn't happen normally, you have to input a cheat code to enable it (the konami code).

So he didn't even beat The End legit.
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Of course he would cheat. Y'all should know that Phil ain't got time for that shit. He has a deadline he has to meet for each game, so he would resort to cheating to meet that deadline as fast as possible. Even though he could simply take his time to actually learn how to defeat certain foes or overcome certain obstacles, Phil "Realest Motherfucker on the Internet" Burnell wants to get to the next game as soon as possible to make more money.
 
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Honestly, the fight with the Boss was probably a bit more infuriating for me.

That part of the game just shows how little he's learned over the course of the game. He never learned to use CQC effectively and he continues to do the same strategy over and over despite it not being very effective. Like jeez Phil, the fight isn't even hard if you just took a bit of time to figure out how to fight her effectively. I mean, have you not paid attention to anything regarding Snake and the Boss the entire game? Besides, CQC is one of the coolest features in this game. Not sure why you wouldn't want to use it more often.
 
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scorptatious said:
Honestly, the fight with the Boss was probably a bit more infuriating for me.

That part of the game just shows how little he's learned over the course of the game. He never learned to use CQC effectively and he continues to do the same strategy over and over despite it not being very effective. Like jeez Phil, the fight isn't even hard if you just took a bit of time to figure out how to fight her effectively. I mean, have you not paid attention to anything regarding Snake and the Boss the entire game? Besides, CQC is one of the coolest features in this game. Not sure why you wouldn't want to use it more often.
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I think the only thing in the game that he ever paid attention to was boobs
 
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