Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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LUCAS ROBERTS ITENERARY
PHASE ONE- piss off everyone on the internet, scream ratio at cars going by, de-platform people and laugh at it. Try taking on farms. Challenge accepted.
PHASE 1.5- whine like bitch, dox self a few times, have a catboy call in a fake swat (but not too believable we don’t REALLY wanna be in danger) grift money from pedo retards.
PHASE 1.7- run screaming “muh scared 4 real here have a press packet” to Ireland, whine about being doxed AGAIN (even though you told people where you were going and with whom you’d be hanging out).
PHASE 2- whine whine whine. Block anyone that questions you in any way. Cry sadly cause “THE FARMS ARE STILL THERE” . Play pretend that an actual group came to your house (prolly a missionary for the Mormons, but let’s say it’s ummmm OH THE UVF!)
Make a shitty low effort doxing site/honeypot. It’s funny cause whatcha think you’re going to do with that info anyway faggot?
PHASE THREE- say he was swatted by ISIS,THE KKK, And Russian Spetnaz, all of whom whispered in his ear “YWNBAW” as they raped him yelling “JOSH MOON SAID HI JOSH MOON SAYS HI FAGGOT!!!” Trust me bro this happened. Gimme money.
PHASE FOUR- go back to Canada apply for more tugboats cause grift money dried up, get denied because he had all that grift money So not eligible. Realize Taylor Lorenz is busy sucking congressional cocks for an exclusive ( which turns out to be “democrats are on the left!” But she’s really fuckin dumb).nobody else returns Luke’s calls- hes last weeks outrage. Cry sadly to his 15 YouTube watchers.
PHASE FIVE- try faking suicide, get called out by autistic Rope Expert Kiwi who knows the name,brand,lot number, and max weight stats on rope- and that we don’t actually SEE him hang on live stream cause his “death dance” kicked his camera over and “broke” it. Cry sadly some more.
Get banned from Twitter, finally comes to kiwi to debate NBA. Gets ass handed to him. Deletes account moves back to mommies, gets caught three weeks later walking down street with her corpse crying and saying “WHY WASNT I YOUR PRETTY GIRL MOMMY” gets shot by RCMP officer who’s kid almost ate some DIYHRT; courts find it was a mercy killing.
 
Aside from wanting KF gone, gone, gone - what is this guy’s deal? I mean, what meaning does his life have, outside of Twitter? Nearly 2000 pages about this punkass bitch I’ve read and I have no idea. Nobody’s life is really that paper-thin, right? He’s a cardboard cutout of a man.
 
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Fuckin' hell, Nick's stream is a goldmine.
I’ve never sucked a dick, believe it or not. -Duncan Mcleod
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I hope you see this keffals.

I'm putting you on that crypto gambling site, pizza.

get rekt, you failed at your job to make this shit entertaining.
your drama is only useful for me to siphon off of. your 15 minutes are up.
this is just a sample.
don't worry, no one can shut down the blockchain, anything anyone posts stays up forever.
you just have to hope that no one puts money on the wrong idea
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jesse what the fuck are you talking about
 
It's Intersex, a form of extremely rare birth defect that results in people being sterile because their genitals are fucked up. The left pretends this proves 'gender is a binary' and the like.
"Transwomen are women"'

Except every cell in your body has an Y chromosome in it, you are still at the same risk for prostate and colon cancer as biological men, your skeletal structure and tendons are male, female vocalization surgery is rather crap so it's much harder to sound like a chick and it's 50/50 on the surgery to stitch your larynx will give a passable result... so unless you started out sounding like a flamerfag as a teen... you're clockable.

And then there's the whole no uterus thing which kinda takes the fun out of abortion activism.... and lots of other things directly related to growing up as a biological woman.

And now you know why troons are so obsessed about TERFs.




Nobody within TRA troonshit activism ever got up and said "hey guys, maybe if we want acceptance we shouldn't self-sabotage ourselves by lying about what we are so that everyone laughs at us"


Why do any activist shit with planning and consensus, when you can just scream and send threats.
 
Aside from wanting KF gone, gone, gone - what is this guy’s deal? I mean, what meaning does his life have, outside of Twitter? Nearly 2000 pages about this punkass bitch I’ve read and I have no idea. Nobody’s life is really that paper-thin, right? He’s a cardboard cutout of a man.
literally this
keffals entire personality is bent around taking down kiwifarms because all they're known for is instigating shit with people on the internet.

this whole situation is about to die down fast, so i'm desperate to fan the flames as keffals ego burns out
 
Aside from wanting KF gone, gone, gone - what is this guy’s deal? I mean, what meaning does his life have, outside of Twitter? Nearly 2000 pages about this punkass bitch I’ve read and I have no idea. Nobody’s life is really that paper-thin, right? He’s a cardboard cutout of a man.
Funny I'd never known they were a catboy farming pedophile had they not thrown such a shit fit about KF. She should have just kept quiet
 
Why is every single person associated with Lucas such a pretentious smug cunt who falls apart when met with any kind of pushback? This is reminding me of the Fuentes vs Metokur "debate" where Nick just kept talking over Jim in a smug and condescending way.

I skipped to a part where this faggot went "Gender is really complex and confusing (only if you make it, you stupid fuck)! Kids should be able to choose what puberty they want to go through with just a word! There are no adverse effects to puberty blockers, you can just reverse it when you turn 18! The only bad part is that you maybe might be sliiightly shorter!" Not only is he stupid enough to try and outmatch a lawyer by being as smug as possible, he also just might be the dumbest troon adjacent person I've ever seen talk about biology.

No, puberty blockers and estrogen does not make a boy go through the same puberty as a girl. That boy will not have periods, he has no uterus or ovaries to develop. His dick just never matures past pre-pubescence.
This is a literal harassment campaign. Lucas is deliberately trying to find and harass as many Cloudflare employees as he can just for this ridiculous personal grudge. What a lunatic.
 
Keffals thinks niggers should just get one chevron, while wops get three

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I love how the rainbow flag with its somehow mild degeneracy is slowly getting consumed by the more degenerated stuff with each year. It is like a progress bar for society whereas the end signals total degeneracy.
 
"Transwomen are women"'

Except every cell in your body has an Y chromosome in it, you are still at the same risk for prostate and colon cancer as biological men, your skeletal structure and tendons are male, female vocalization surgery is rather crap so it's much harder to sound like a chick and it's 50/50 on the surgery to stitch your larynx will give a passable result... so unless you started out sounding like a flamerfag as a teen... you're clockable.

And then there's the whole no uterus thing which kinda takes the fun out of abortion activism.... and lots of other things directly related to growing up as a biological woman.

And now you know why troons are so obsessed about TERFs.




Nobody within TRA troonshit activism ever got up and said "hey guys, maybe if we want acceptance we shouldn't self-sabotage ourselves by lying about what we are so that everyone laughs at us"


Why do any activist shit with planning and consensus, when you can just scream and send threats.
FtMs have closer problems to natal males, but they're still female.
MtFs have both the struggles of other males, and don't even get to look female in the slightest. I get dysphoria sucks but I don't get trying as a MTF.
 
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