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Winnie the Poohnani said:
Could be. The most recent FBI stats (2018))* for the U.S. (I was only referring to rates in the U.S. when I said "this country") cited 1,946 murders. Or, as they phrased it, ""Murdered by males in single victim/single offender incidents". The last time I delved into those statistics, there were earlier years that were worse as I recall.

*Twenty-Eighteen, as modified by some weird filter
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You really do not want to look up those stats for Latin American countries without a deep breath and a stiff drink first.

Trannies only think that other trannies are getting murdered by johns omg all the time because they have never bothered to find out how many natal women get murdered by johns and violent domestic partners worldwide, and they also don’t care. They fail to grasp that even if they somehow did pass as cis women in sex work, this would still be comparatively much more physically dangerous than being a cis man who does not do sex work. They kind of want what they perceive to be the “advantages” of femininity without all the bullshit that natal women learn to price in from when they hit puberty. The first part of this bullshit is that a small fraction of guys like to hurt women, and you are now a woman, so welp, better watch out. It is not fucking nice to have this knowledge, and yeah, it can make you a bit skittish. Because if you make a wrong, too-trusting call in a situation that - whoops bad luck - also involves someone who turns out to be a guy who likes to hurt women, this is gonna end super fucking badly for you.

Sex work (no, not bullshit internet femdom shit, actual street walking) is dangerous as fuck. This absolutely should not be the case - no one can buy the right to rape, beat or murder you - but it is. All women know this. I would also hazard that pretty much all guys know this. It is not clear why trannies somehow are continually astonished to be reminded of it.
 
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Fareal said:
You really do not want to look up those stats for Latin American countries without a deep breath and a stiff drink first.

Trannies only think that other trannies are getting murdered by johns omg all the time because they have never bothered to find out how many natal women get murdered by johns and violent domestic partners worldwide, and they also don’t care. They fail to grasp that even if they somehow did pass as cis women in sex work, this would still be comparatively much more physically dangerous than being a cis man who does not do sex work. They kind of want what they perceive to be the “advantages” of femininity without all the bullshit that natal women learn to price in from when they hit puberty. The first part of this bullshit is that a small fraction of guys like to hurt women, and you are now a woman, so welp, better watch out. It is not fucking nice to have this knowledge, and yeah, it can make you a bit skittish. Because if you make a wrong, too-trusting call in a situation that - whoops bad luck - also involves someone who turns out to be a guy who likes to hurt women, this is gonna end super fucking badly for you.

Sex work (no, not bullshit internet femdom shit, actual street walking) is dangerous as fuck. This absolutely should not be the case - no one can buy the right to rape, beat or murder you - but it is. All women know this. I would also hazard that pretty much all guys know this. It is not clear why trannies somehow are continually astonished to be reminded of it.
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if they passed as women, they'd be twice as likely to be killed (maybe more, I'm not going to do math on my day off)

they're not astonished by it, they simply don't care and don't think it should apply to them. they are misogynistic.
 
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YEAR OF THE CHUD, BABY

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cuddle striker said:
if they passed as women, they'd be twice as likely to be killed (maybe more, I'm not going to do math on my day off)

they're not astonished by it, they simply don't care and don't think it should apply to them. they are misogynistic.
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Agreed. Not a single one of the tranchers is ever in danger of being mistaken for a woman. They are immediately clocked as men, and when that happens, their chances of being murdered plummet like a rock. And it's not because they're carrying, because Kevryn doesn't. It's because they're men and pose a greater physical threat. Simple as.

Likewise, is the "It's Ma'am!!!" faggot at risk of being murdered because transphobia? LOL. It's the other people he encounters that should give him a wide berth.

Jarod and Jen The Coprophage present more risk to others than others do to them. They're both teetering on the brink of a psychotic break.

This is why the tranchers had to invent Earl -- they're not at any risk at all, but they want to leverage all the unearned "oppression" they can. Nice try, boys.
 
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Powerlevel time! Gather round, kids!

I hated doing homework as a kid. It was a punishing waste of time. So, I didn't do it.

I could shit out essays for days, but any kind of "Do the problems on page whatever," nah, fuck it. I got better shit to do.

By sheer coincidence, I was also really bad at math, physics, anything involving doing calculations. I have moderate discalculia, so I have no memory for numbers and if you tell me a phone number to write down, the odds that one or more digits will be wrong is fairly high. I blamed this for my being bad at math and I resigned myself to my fate.

I almost had to repeat third grade, I had to go to summer school in middle school and high school. I flunked math, I flunked physics. It was bad, but being bad at math was my cross to bear.

Because of my spotty report card, I didn't get into university out of high school. I applied to a mid-level state school and they told me that unless I could get out of Intermediate Algebra, they weren't going to let me in.

So I did the bare minimum at a JC and I got my C in Intermediate Algebra and got into my school of choice.

But I still didn't do any homework.

So there I am, doggy paddling my way through my degree, and I had an epiphany!

IF YOU DO THE HOMEWORK, MATH CLASS IS ACTUALLY REALLY EASY.

This was a revelation to me.

Maybe the teachers weren't wasting my time. Maybe they didn't have it out for me.

MAYBE I WAS A MORON THE WHOLE TIME.

So I did my homework, got through calculus, and they gave me a piece of paper that certifies that I do not have donkey brains.

The End.
 
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KiwiFuzz said:
Powerlevel time! Gather round, kids!

I hated doing homework as a kid. It was a punishing waste of time. So, I didn't do it.

I could shit out essays for days, but any kind of "Do the problems on page whatever," nah, fuck it. I got better shit to do.

By sheer coincidence, I was also really bad at math, physics, anything involving doing calculations. I have moderate discalculia, so I have no memory for numbers and if you tell me a phone number to write down, the odds that one or more digits will be wrong is fairly high. I blamed this for my being bad at math and I resigned myself to my fate.

I almost had to repeat third grade, I had to go to summer school in middle school and high school. I flunked math, I flunked physics. It was bad, but being bad at math was my cross to bear.

Because of my spotty report card, I didn't get into university out of high school. I applied to a mid-level state school and they told me that unless I could get out of Intermediate Algebra, they weren't going to let me in.

So I did the bare minimum at a JC and I got my C in Intermediate Algebra and got into my school of choice.

But I still didn't do any homework.

So there I am, doggy paddling my way through my degree, and I had an epiphany!

IF YOU DO THE HOMEWORK, MATH CLASS IS ACTUALLY REALLY EASY.

This was a revelation to me.

Maybe the teachers weren't wasting my time. Maybe they didn't have it out for me.

MAYBE I WAS A MORON THE WHOLE TIME.

So I did my homework, got through calculus, and they gave me a piece of paper that certifies that I do not have donkey brains.

The End.
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Fuck, this is me down to almost identical details.
What the fuck is discalculia? I have that. I can’t do mental arithmetic to save my life and yet I somehow progress in a career involving computers and occasional math.
Thanks for sharing, no-homework fren.
 
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Cerabella said:
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That person is named Brain Dead Youth
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Called a grifter by another troon
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Hi Kevin
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"Dunno if I'm just out of shape" :story:
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Kevin believe he's going through menopause.
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Kevin, you don't seem to understand that:

1) We profit a lot off of you making stupid content, and have no actual motivation to stop you.
2) We don't want to get near you. You are a health hazard and the tranch is a feces-riddled desert.
3) We agree that anyone who tried to come into contact with anyone with a thread here should be shot.
 
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Sinner's Sandwich said:
"Upgraded pussy" 🤢

It's skin from a fucking corpse, you nasty retard. That's even worse than an Amhole made from ones own flesh. Kevins grossness has no limits.

But of course there will be enough troon & furry monsters who like this kind of ungodly horror.
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Waiting for some furry troon to start a GFM so he can get a wolf vagina installed. From a dead wolf.

DatBepisTho said:
Friendly reminder that real women with real vaginas still get laid more often than Kevvy and his neo-soon to to be lined with corpse skin-vagina does.

Slight win for the real ladies, troons btfo'd and/or genocided.
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Not a high bar to get over, but even the most hopeless female wallflower can get laid more than Kev (so, more than zero). Even female weebs can get laid more than Kev.

White-Kettle Shufflepunk said:
I’m just wondering what the next round of experimental butchery will be? Maybe he’ll become a mermaid otherkin and staple his legs together so not having human genitalia is affirming.
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He might as well. He doesn't use his neovag or legs enough to justify having them. His amhole’s already getting started on the closing up front.

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Kevin, you don't seem to understand that:

1) We profit a lot off of you making stupid content, and have no actual motivation to stop you.
2) We don't want to get near you. You are a health hazard and the tranch is a feces-riddled desert.
3) We agree that anyone who tried to come into contact with anyone with a thread here should be shot.
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If you don’t want kiwifarms to post about you, the solution is simple: don’t act like a retard on the internet. That’s it. That’s all you need to do.
 
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DatBepisTho said:
Friendly reminder that real women with real vaginas still get laid more often than Kevvy and his neo-soon to to be lined with corpse skin-vagina does.

Slight win for the real ladies, troons btfo'd and/or genocided.
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Friendly reminder that any cadaver donating to Kevin has a higher chance of still having sex despite being dead.

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So our anarchist is arguing that the state should pre-emptively censor all people and throw them in prison if they speak because only bigots want free speech. Then he whines that the metaphorical justification ("yelling fire") for putting socialists, anti-war and anti-slavery protestors in prison is discouraged because retards constantly cite it as an exception to the First Amendment when even Oliver Wendell Holmes wasn't saying it was an exception just using it as an example that there could be hypothetical exceptions under certain circumstances. Holmes felt people arguing against American government policy was such an exception. Kevin is ACAB in the streets on Twitter, but a cop in the sheets on Twitter.

Let's ask one of those "childish bigots who loudly argue for all free speech all the time" because said bigot knew it "would invariably silence marginalized people" shall we? I'm not putting this in quotes so you have to scroll past it entirely:

"Liberty is meaningless where the right to utter one’s thoughts and opinions has ceased to exist. That, of all rights, is the dread of tyrants. It is the right which they first of all strike down. They know its power. Thrones, dominions, principalities, and powers, founded in injustice and wrong, are sure to tremble, if men are allowed to reason of righteousness, temperance, and of a judgment to come in their presence. Slavery cannot tolerate free speech. Five years of its exercise would banish the auction block and break every chain in the South. They will have none of it there, for they have the power. But shall it be so here?

Even here in Boston, and among the friends of freedom, we hear two voices: one denouncing the mob that broke up our meeting on Monday as a base and cowardly outrage; and another, deprecating and regretting the holding of such a meeting, by such men, at such a time. We are told that the meeting was ill-timed, and the parties to it unwise.

Why, what is the matter with us? Are we going to palliate and excuse a palpable and flagrant outrage on the right of speech, by implying that only a particular description of persons should exercise that right? Are we, at such a time, when a great principle has been struck down, to quench the moral indignation which the deed excites, by casting reflections upon those on whose persons the outrage has been committed? After all the arguments for liberty to which Boston has listened for more than a quarter of a century, has she yet to learn that the time to assert a right is the time when the right itself is called in question, and that the men of all others to assert it are the men to whom the right has been denied?

It would be no vindication of the right of speech to prove that certain gentlemen of great distinction, eminent for their learning and ability, are allowed to freely express their opinions on all subjects – including the subject of slavery. Such a vindication would need, itself, to be vindicated. It would add insult to injury. Not even an old-fashioned abolition meeting could vindicate that right in Boston just now. There can be no right of speech where any man, however lifted up, or however humble, however young, or however old, is overawed by force, and compelled to suppress his honest sentiments.

Equally clear is the right to hear. To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. It is just as criminal to rob a man of his right to speak and hear as it would be to rob him of his money. I have no doubt that Boston will vindicate this right. But in order to do so, there must be no concessions to the enemy. When a man is allowed to speak because he is rich and powerful, it aggravates the crime of denying the right to the poor and humble.

The principle must rest upon its own proper basis. And until the right is accorded to the humblest as freely as to the most exalted citizen, the government of Boston is but an empty name, and its freedom a mockery. A man’s right to speak does not depend upon where he was born or upon his color. The simple quality of manhood is the solid basis of the right – and there let it rest forever."

Said bigot is former slave Frederick Douglass. (In the first paragraph he is referring to how many states in the South, even those that never left the Union, outlawed even possessing anti-slavery publications let alone publishing or transporting or mailing them which had very high punishments attached.)

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I don't even understand these fantasies about Ireland, where is he getting these from?
 
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Kevin, you don't seem to understand that:

1) We profit a lot off of you making stupid content, and have no actual motivation to stop you.
2) We don't want to get near you. You are a health hazard and the tranch is a feces-riddled desert.
3) We agree that anyone who tried to come into contact with anyone with a thread here should be shot.
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4) He is fat and no one wants to risk being near him in case he wants to have sex with them.
 
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@AirdropShitposts he's getting the Irish larp from Phil. Who is claiming to have affiliation with the IRA, which is ridiculous. Several reasons:
1. he's an American
2. it's 2022
3. he has no money or skills to offer the actual political party that was born from the ashes of the IRA
4. again, he's American.

Kev has latched on to that bullshit somehow.
 
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