Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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low key butt hurt over Cloudflare calling out bot abuses. Ratio them, BotMonkies!!!
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AMERICA said:
Lucas. You will never pass for a woman, you have a long, distinctly masculine facial structure. The biggest tell is how far away your lips are from your nose. Natal women's lips are usually much closer to their nose. No amount of HRT will ever erase that.
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Bonus:
‘GirlDick Comics’ for the lurking troons.
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Xarpho said:
Lucas is completely talentless, lacks charisma, totally unlikeable, and cannot take criticism in any way.

If you want to play the hero, you have to have noble traits and acknowledge your enemy won't/doesn't play fair (without being a massive hypocrite obviously). If you want to be the boss, you need to have some traits beyond being a whiny bitch. Ralph is a better "boss" than Keffals is, because he has charisma in his own way, is a bit a foil to Null's personality, has his own weird likeability (even if he is a repulsive jerk who will blacklist anyone who criticizes him), and has enough integrity to go on a neutral third party to debate his enemies (vs. Metokur).

Keffals will never do that, he has never ventured outside of his bubble, he will block and denounce anyone who disagrees with him. His best hope is a redemption arc where he flips on BobPosting, tells his Discord kittens to get a life and not to be like him, and try to get his life back together.

Realistically that won't happen but it would be far better for us than have Keffals off himself and be used as a statistic in future attacks.
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Lucas is such a charisma vacuum that I wonder if he will even be capable of keeping anybody but the most loyal of catboys engaged into October.

Tweeter troons have the attention span of a gnat and journalists somehow even less.

He might have to go even more retarded to gin up some controversy to keep his grift going.
 
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thhrang said:
I am honestly surprised that Lucas hasn't tweeted about Jim's stream yet. Did the fact that Jim gets 10 times more live viewers than he does actually scare him off and damage his ego that much? :story:
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Lucas said Jim was banned from youtube.
Could it be that he actually doesn’t know? It’s a stretch, but crazier things have happened.
 
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RotPockets said:
Their goals are even more nefarious.
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what happened to the asylums? I'm a heathen atheist but sometimes I wonder if we truly are hurtling towards the apocalypse. This shit makes me want to blow the trumpets.
 
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themasterlurker said:
This was mentioned earlier in the thread but I don't think anyone's caught on to the fact that Keffals has thousands of tweets on the Wayback Machine, I've gone through a few but there are quite literally thousands across the @catboyranch and @Keffals account, I would be greatly appreciative if someone would bother looking because it's a pretty random guessing game as to what you'll see

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https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://twitter.com/catboyrancher* (Likely another Keffals alt account, oddly enough there is not nearly as much sexual content on this account, but there is plenty on Keffals and catboyranch)

One such screenshot is this now highly-relevant one, he is not attracted to women at all, except MILFs, there's probably something Oedipian going on there
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You absolute madman. I did some digging into the CatBoyRanch account and man is it just filled with absolute degeneracy. But right off the gate, let's make it abundantly clear that Keffals ran this account for the people who want to sweep this under the rug.

First, many of these posts explicitly mention that the page is run by Keffals.
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https://web.archive.org/web/20201209121757/https://twitter.com/catboyranch (Archive)

Second, at some point in the account's lifespan, Keffals began linking to his Twitch and even made a post announcing one of his streams.
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https://twitter.com/catboyranch/status/1423848170228961283 (Archive)

Third, Keffals literally did a face reveal.
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https://web.archive.org/web/20210114230416/https:/twitter.com/catboyranch/status/1349854824091824131 (Archive)

So now let's get into the type of shit Keffals posted on the same account he interacted with minors on.
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https://web.archive.org/web/2020121...er.com/catboyranch/status/1337635424202788864 (Archive)

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https://web.archive.org/web/20201214175811/https://twitter.com/catboyranch/status/1338541465195036672 (Archive)

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https://web.archive.org/web/2020121...er.com/catboyranch/status/1338271766414827523 (Archive)

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https://web.archive.org/web/2020121...er.com/catboyranch/status/1337129772632117257 (Archive)


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https://web.archive.org/web/2021011...er.com/catboyranch/status/1348133366693031936 (Archive)

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https://web.archive.org/web/2020121...er.com/catboyranch/status/1337092652676820999 (Archive)

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https://web.archive.org/web/2020121...er.com/catboyranch/status/1338990216141545476 (Archive)

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https://web.archive.org/web/2020121...er.com/catboyranch/status/1337551761901555712 (Archive)

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https://web.archive.org/web/2020122...er.com/catboyranch/status/1340524777136656386 (Archive)

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https://web.archive.org/web/2020122...er.com/catboyranch/status/1340844955565256706 (Archive)

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https://web.archive.org/web/2020121...er.com/catboyranch/status/1340199611147972609 (Archive)

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https://web.archive.org/web/2020121...er.com/catboyranch/status/1336904568718778370 (Archive)

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https://web.archive.org/web/2020121...er.com/catboyranch/status/1340071884361248777 (Archive)

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https://web.archive.org/web/2020121...er.com/catboyranch/status/1338345157255700481 (Archive)

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https://web.archive.org/web/20201211062013/https://twitter.com/Keffals/status/1337280957917892608 (Archive)

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https://web.archive.org/web/2020122...er.com/catboyranch/status/1340719450245492745 (Archive)

He also has an obsession with talking about catboy milk.

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https://web.archive.org/web/2021010...er.com/catboyranch/status/1347460732875632641 (Archive)

Also here's all the mentions I could find about DMing people and inviting them to the Ranch server.
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https://web.archive.org/web/2020121...er.com/catboyranch/status/1336908796044713987 (Archive)

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https://web.archive.org/web/20201209081525/https://twitter.com/catboyranch/status/1336584632977022977 (Archive)


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https://web.archive.org/web/20201213205415/https://twitter.com/catboyranch/status/1338225661056589824 (Archive)

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https://web.archive.org/web/20201221022808/https://twitter.com/catboyranch/status/1340846401929031682 (Archive)

And let's cap this off with a DM from the horse dick lover himself, Vaush.
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https://web.archive.org/web/2020121...er.com/catboyranch/status/1336907817538752512 (Archive)
 
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jallsballs said:
So this faggot is claiming that a child can be on puberty blockers up until the age of 18, stop taking them and then somehow go through puberty at that point completely normally.

I'm a retard but this seems so far fetched and ridiculous but he's claiming this is studied scientific fact, can a fellow retard here please tell me what the fuck this guy is talking about?
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5 minutes later, that faggot even says that puberty "permanently" alters the body. Sadly Rackets didn't follow up on this.
 
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He Found Captain Winky said:
Lucas is such a charisma vacuum that I wonder if he will even be capable of keeping anybody but the most loyal of catboys engaged into October.

Tweeter troons have the attention span of a gnat and journalists somehow even less.

He might have to go even more retarded to gin up some controversy to keep his grift going.
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The journos part especially. They may just declare it not newsworthy any more because the momentum will have slowed to a crawl if Keffals doesn't keep making moves.

Just watch it be someone to do some life-altering dumb shit in the process, whether it be Lucas himself or someone else.
 
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With troons like lucas they've all had it easy growing up and after they've transitioned everything is handed to them on a plate with no pushback.

They always use transphobe defence to downplay their bad behaviour.so when cloudflare told a bunch of trannies to kindly fuck off.

now all they can do is seethe cope and dilate.
 
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