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I remember Liz Fong Jones
I remember making this post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dropping-google.38842/post-3001604
I remember creating this link: https://spee.ch/lizfongjones

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THANKS LIZ!
DOXED FOREVER
YOU FUCKING RETARD, YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THE INTERNET YOU DUMB BITCH.

BEING A "DEVOPS SPECIALIST" MEANS FUCK ALL, LEARN 2 INTERNET YOU DUMB CUNT. WELCOME TO THE FUTURE OF DA WEB!!!!!!!!!!!

CLOUDFLARE MEANS FUCK ALL YOU FUCKING RETARD, I POSTED THAT MESSAGE 1674 days ago (4 years, 7 months ago). YOU LOSE, YOU'RE A RETARD. THE LINK STILL STANDS. CRY MORE. RETARD.

 

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Punished Neco said:
Found it: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/keffa...-dominatrix-sorrentihott.115295/post-12810135 Only 590 pages back, thankfully I remembered the dedication was on Page 4 so it wasn't too hard.

There was also another post that found the dissertation but I can't find it so I'll just repost it. Check out Page 4's dedication
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Notice it says In a relationship.
Funnily enough I decided to be a lazy shit and see if there was an older archive that I could just post instead.... there was actually, I wonder what it says
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In a relationship with Clara Sorrenti, hmm (Ignore the file name) [March 26th Archive]
What I found weird is that that's the date this thread was created but I don't see it mentioned https://kiwifarms.net/threads/keffa...-dominatrix-sorrentihott.115295/post-11495261

Seems it was on Page 5 but it's been forgotten in the lore considering all I've ever heard was 'Keffals is dating Bobposting'
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YOU are a rockstar!!!
 
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Punished Neco said:
Found it: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/keffa...-dominatrix-sorrentihott.115295/post-12810135 Only 590 pages back, thankfully I remembered the dedication was on Page 4 so it wasn't too hard.

There was also another post that found the dissertation but I can't find it so I'll just repost it. Check out Page 4's dedication
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Notice it says In a relationship.
Funnily enough I decided to be a lazy shit and see if there was an older archive that I could just post instead.... there was actually, I wonder what it says
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In a relationship with Clara Sorrenti, hmm (Ignore the file name) [March 26th Archive]
What I found weird is that that's the date this thread was created but I don't see it mentioned https://kiwifarms.net/threads/keffa...-dominatrix-sorrentihott.115295/post-11495261

Seems it was on Page 5 but it's been forgotten in the lore considering all I've ever heard was 'Keffals is dating Bobposting'
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I always assumed that Alphonse and Lucas weren't actually dating, as they don't even live in the same city. (Al is in Edmonton.) But Keffals was in London for quite some time, so it's more likely he's with Alex.

But we also know that trannies are coombrains, and polyamory is the standard with them, so I wouldn't he surprised if they hooked up at one point.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Found it: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/keffa...-dominatrix-sorrentihott.115295/post-12810135 Only 590 pages back, thankfully I remembered the dedication was on Page 4 so it wasn't too hard.

There was also another post that found the dissertation but I can't find it so I'll just repost it. Check out Page 4's dedication
View attachment 3663796

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Notice it says In a relationship.
Funnily enough I decided to be a lazy shit and see if there was an older archive that I could just post instead.... there was actually, I wonder what it says
View attachment 3663840
In a relationship with Clara Sorrenti, hmm (Ignore the file name) [March 26th Archive]
What I found weird is that that's the date this thread was created but I don't see it mentioned https://kiwifarms.net/threads/keffa...-dominatrix-sorrentihott.115295/post-11495261

Seems it was on Page 5 but it's been forgotten in the lore considering all I've ever heard was 'Keffals is dating Bobposting'
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Worth noting as well that in Lucas's Father's obituary it lists his partner's name as "Alex"

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I've stated it before but I legit feel bad for Ukrainians just trying to fight or survive and then they get lumped in with western culture war bullshit, I thought the Ukraine shit would've only been popular on /k/ or /pol/ (which they are tbf) but seeing twitter /reddit fags jump on the Ukraine stuff is surreal and depressing.
 
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Mojoi said:
Some people in twitter asking why if the farms are so good at doxxing keffals yet we cannot doxx byuu current whereabouts.

Well, maybe that's because byuu isn't actively streaming his bedsheets and doorknobs.
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No active streaming of eye reflections either
 
Mojoi said:
Some people in twitter asking why if the farms are so good at doxxing keffals yet we cannot doxx byuu current whereabouts.

Well, maybe that's because byuu isn't actively streaming his bedsheets and doorknobs.
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Maybe because unlike Lucas and the ugly compsci ex-google employee Elliot Dingdonglinglong Fonglungong Jones, Byuu is actually smarter, at least contributed to society, dabbed on the nasty Nippon grifters of Nintendo, and would actually be missed if he did kill himself, which all evidence points to the contrary?

Go figure.
 
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Mojoi said:
Some people in twitter asking why if the farms are so good at doxxing keffals yet we cannot doxx byuu current whereabouts.

Well, maybe that's because byuu isn't actively streaming his bedsheets and doorknobs.
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also probably the fact that Byuu has not appeared anywhere online for the past year, if keffals just disappeared for a whole year this thread would be dead instantly. Ill give that emulator fag this, he somehow was able to attempt to DFE and then fake a death, leading to a twitter meltdown in his name
 
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It’s so strange. Lucas normally loves attention, and tweets about every negative interaction or percieved slight. Yet, I haven’t seen a single reaction on his account, despite Jim doing a dedicated stream to him, and going into great detail.

Keffels knows who Jim is, Jim is a documented enemy, and at this point Keffels knows Jim’s associations and history for sure.

It’s so strange that Lucas hasn’t responded in any way. Jim would be such a great enemy for attention and grifting shekels.

Could it be…..that Lucas is too much a bitch-made pussy to fight with Jim? Does cowardly Lucas fear the scary cancer man? LMAO what a dickless, spineless fat faggot.

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I know Keffals’ stanky amhole has been a subject of discussion in this thread but, in celebration of everyone’s brand new achievement, I’d like to go into Islamic detail about exactly why his extra deep belly button is so rancid.

They’ve done studies and 100% of post-transition troons have a stink ditch. This is because real vaginas are acidic and have immune cells to combat bacteria and fungi. Same thing with the mouth. Even the anus produces mucus to help clear shit out so nothing has a chance to set up shop.

The skin doesn’t do so well against infection unless it’s kept clean and dry. This is why you get bed sores and bacterial infections if you stay in one position too long. This is also why you get athlete’s foot if you’re wearing shoes all the time and sweating. Fat people get bacterial/fungal growth between their fat rolls if they aren’t careful. Finally, you can even them under your dick and/or foreskin if you don’t wash it properly.

I bring this up because Keffals’ inverted penis is the worst of all worlds. It’s skin that never sees the light of day, it’s deeper than any fat roll, he can’t easily get to it with soap or antifungal medicine, and it still has sweat glands so it’s perpetually swampy. To top it all off, he was a slob pre-transition so I’m willing to bet the biomass they made his neovag with already had shit growing on it.

This means that what’s between Keffals’ legs is the perfect Petri dish for bacteria and fungi to thrive. It must constantly itch and stink. It smells worse than an athlete’s foot, the deepest fat role and the stankiest dick because at least all those things *can* be washed with soap and water. I guess he can force a little up there but if he actually scrubbed, the skin would just tear.

Keffals will never find a man to message his prostate from the front because it’s literally more vile than anal. All he can do is cope, seethe, and dilate in his own stank.
 
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The thing that irks me most about this is how Lucas tries painting KF as a "far-right hate site" or some shit when there are plenty of right wing people that have threads on here and people are brutal there as they are on threads about leftists or troons. Fuck off with this constant attempt to rewrite reality.

We're not terrorists, criminals or any of that. We laugh at people who, while doing and saying stupid shit, have god complexes and take themselves too seriously.
 
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BULLY HUNTER_77 said:
I know Keffals’ stanky amhole has been a subject of discussion in this thread but, in celebration of everyone’s brand new achievement, I’d like to go into Islamic detail about exactly why his extra deep belly button is so rancid.

They’ve done studies and 100% of post-transition troons have a stink ditch. This is because real vaginas are acidic and have immune cells to combat bacteria and fungi. Same thing with the mouth. Even the anus produces mucus to help clear shit out so nothing has a chance to set up shop.

The skin doesn’t do so well against infection unless it’s kept clean and dry. This is why you get bed sores and bacterial infections if you stay in one position too long. This is also why you get athlete’s foot if you’re wearing shoes all the time and sweating. Fat people get bacterial/fungal growth between their fat rolls if they aren’t careful. Finally, you can even them under your dick and/or foreskin if you don’t wash it properly.

I bring this up because Keffals’ inverted penis is the worst of all worlds. It’s skin that never sees the light of day, it’s deeper than any fat roll, he can’t easily get to it with soap or antifungal medicine, and it still has sweat glands so it’s perpetually swampy. To top it all off, he was a slob pre-transition so I’m willing to bet the biomass they made his neovag with already had shit growing on it.

This means that what’s between Keffals’ legs is the perfect Petri dish for bacteria and fungi to thrive. It must constantly itch and stink. It smells worse than an athlete’s foot, the deepest fat role and the stankiest dick because at least all those things *can* be washed with soap and water. I guess he can force a little up there but if he actually scrubbed, the skin would just tear.

Keffals will never find a man to message his prostate from the front because it’s literally more vile than anal. All he can do is cope, seethe, and dilate in his own stank.
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Neat, didn't want to eat at all. Thank you.
 
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