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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
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I'm for one euphoric about The Tale of Dirty Dan to hit and for one of the people involved to make a half-hearted response on the matter, comment on it and for Quentin to think they are friends to the point we get the DM Saga Part II.


April Fools video several months early. Wonder if Q will be able to live by his word and actually plans an extended vacation next year.

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What the fuck is wrong with The Beverly Hillbillies? I’ve watched a fair few episodes, it’s perfectly serviceable 60s comedy. And it’s about (formerly) poor white southerners, so it’s not like it was “punching down” in Quinton’s binary little world.
 
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Quinton’s own father seems like a swell guy to talk to about the Beverly Hillbillies, because listening to Quinton talk about them makes it seem like he’s talking down to people that have Southern accents and think that all people from the South are just backward stereotypes about “rednecks”.
You know, if his dad wasn’t forced to do this review in Q’s bland, overly drawn out format and could get creative in his own way, I’d subscribe to that shit. He has such a good personality and embracing that kookiness would an easy sell for me.
 
What the fuck is wrong with The Beverly Hillbillies? I’ve watched a fair few episodes, it’s perfectly serviceable 60s comedy. And it’s about (formerly) poor white southerners, so it’s not like it was “punching down” in Quinton’s binary little world.
It portrayed white Southerns as anything besides lynch-happy, wife-beating Klansmen. Qbert will be metaphorically lynched himself on Twitter for being anything less than offended and disgusted over this.
 
What the fuck is wrong with The Beverly Hillbillies? I’ve watched a fair few episodes, it’s perfectly serviceable 60s comedy. And it’s about (formerly) poor white southerners, so it’s not like it was “punching down” in Quinton’s binary little world.
It's a show from the golden age of television , set in the south, and futures Caucasians being decent people and doesn't deal with the sins of racism.

This video is basically everything wrong with left-leaning video essays that examine older media.
IT projects the morals and values of today on to something that happened several decades ago and attempts to bury it because of that.

This line of thinking is why progression is never tracked or acknowledged because these types will be quick to disregard anything that seems even mildly troubling to them even if it was a big step forward at the time of its creation.
 
What the fuck is wrong with The Beverly Hillbillies? I’ve watched a fair few episodes, it’s perfectly serviceable 60s comedy. And it’s about (formerly) poor white southerners, so it’s not like it was “punching down” in Quinton’s binary little world.
It's another opportunity for the oh so intellectually superior QwikTrip to dunk on his southern roots, because he "got out of it" and "is better than that".

When in reality the show just goofs on southern people itself, inadvertently being more successful at self-awareness than Q could ever hope to be. You'll find that with a lot with Southern-American culture.

Pic related is a more recent example
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At least he isn’t going after Bewitched.
Im just glad his ilk don't care about/aren't aware of That 70's Show.
 
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Fun fact, some contemporary feminists actually praised Samantha’s character for not being content with passively whining about how much being married sucked while doing nothing about it. As in, they wrote whole essays contrasting her and her mum with other female leads at the time. That‘s kind of the thing about Bewitched. Whenever Darren’s a domineering dickhead, he’s not meant to be in the right, he’s meant to learn a lesson about being less shit. Samantha doesn‘t avoid using magic because she’s afraid of losing Darren or whatever, she does it because she thinks doing things the hard way is fun. It makes sense honestly. Samantha is basically immortal and has godlike powers. Why not spend sixty or seventy years trying something different with someone she loves?

Obviously, there’s plenty of stuff in Bewitched that doesn’t match up with current values. There’s a whole episode about how dumb broads who keep returning to violent idiots have it coming, or how sometimes you should shield the male ego even when its owner is being a moron. And that’s fine. The worth of any story or piece of art, even a silly sitcom, isn’t in how well it conforms to modern standards. Everything ages, and we’ll all seem like monsters to someone, someday. What determines their worth is whether or not they’re fucking funny.

God, now I wish Quinton and YouTube and the entire vapid cultural commentary scene were a thing centuries ago. I want a video of 1500s Quinton talking about how problematic Odysseus‘ adultery and pagan beliefs were. A four hour retrospective on Mort De Arthur. Gilgamesh beds every woman and boy in the city? Yikes, not a good look.

The central message of everything Quinton and his ilk produce is that morality varies wildly across all space and time, but it just so happens him and his mates got it exactly, objectively right in Current Year, and we we were all fools not to realise this from the beginning.
 
The floodgates are opening thanks to Jeanette. I cannot stress enough how stupid it was for Q to go all in on 20 hour videos about these shows where he doesn't say anything really bad about them other than they had mean jokes.

Daniella Monet Says Nickelodeon Reportedly Wouldn't Cut Her "Sexualized" "Victorious" Scene

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Do you think he's refusing to touch it because Dan Schneider made all the shows he likes, or because he's anxious about making a splash and going viral with his videos?
 
Alright. Who was the poor soul that volunteered to watch this one?

EDIT: We assigned this shit like a year ago, so we understand if @Quintex96 wishes to do something better with their life.
 
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He just dropped his next video and I’m not going to sit through but the comments are telling. It’s rubbing people the wrong way.
Discord hugbox here he comes. He should have really waited to read the fairly short book to try and "analyze" the show through that lense.But he really wanted it to coincidence with the books release. But I feel any Dan scheinder related content is going to be a hot potato topic for a while.

Hes going to have a bad time if he decides to title the Dan Schneider video "why we don't talk about Dan schneider". Especially with his #metoo sjw breadtube crowd that want this to be talked about.
 
Just a head’s up. The reason Quinton didn’t cover I’m Glad my Mom Died isn’t because he didn’t want to ruin his stupid fantasy of these shows being campy nostalgia, is because he initially believed he was going to have it ready before the book dropped and these videos are so fucking long it was going to be a massive chore to practically redo it.

He even gave a date and wanted to boost pre-orders.

Revisiting this saga from the beginning reminded me he thought he was able to finish the mini-series in one month.
 
Just finished a 6 hour long video about Lost (just as Quinton's newest video released) that i had been watching in segments. The entire time, while watching, i was like "wow this is everything Quinton Reviews wishes he was/could've been/will never be". Even though the guy presenting it is kind of faggy, he does an amazing job going through the Lost episodes/seasons, making observations, tying certain events together, and implementing certain information fluently that happened outside of the show (like interviews with the actors and directors). This just shows that if Quinton had gotten therapy for his autism he could've weaponized it and actually given us entertaining content.

Video in question:

And here is Q's newest video on his main channel since i didn't see it linked yet:
 
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