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Chris Chan Confidential December 6 2021 (Joshua Moon) | Onionfarms
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I'm pretty sure that one's already been shared in full before. The whole thing's even on the CWCki, FFS.
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Nov 27 2021 Automobile accident letter - Barb's relatives names are no longer redacted:
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Christory - Chris Chan Confidential: The Automobile Accident Letter (November 30, 2021)
The confidential automobile accident letter written by Angelica. However the return address in the upper left hand corner was from CWC.
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This one too.Nov 27 2021 Automobile accident letter - Barb's relatives names are no longer redacted:
Christory - Chris Chan Confidential: The Automobile Accident Letter (November 30, 2021)
The confidential automobile accident letter written by Angelica. However the return address in the upper left hand corner was from CWC.View attachment 3575831View attachment 3575838Chris Chan Confidential: The Automobile Accident Letter (November 30,…
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The names of the relatives who helped barb after the crash were (incompetently) redacted in that version of the scanned letter.
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First page:Chris Chan Confidential December 6 2021 (Joshua Moon) | Onionfarms
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Lol, misspelled "lineages". Honor Roll my ass.
Demonic Lineages....so Null is directly descended from the beneficial Lucifer or a King of Hell then?
The TRUE AND HONEST Demonic "liniage" is Chris' made-up, inbred hillbilly genetic tree: Bob Chandler was the only good contribution to that cursed line.
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Was he tho?
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Chris is possessed by demons and that is why he is so goddamn insane. When Christ was casting demons into swine, a bunch of them mistook Chris for a pig and dived into him, but he was too lazy to go off the cliff with the rest.
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Chris, yes. He and Barb made up two lies about their ancestry:
1. Daniel Weston was aboard the famous Mayflower boat
2. He's directly descended from Anne Boyelin or her sister to prove they're blue bloods or something
^THIS. ALL OF THIS
And maybe Barb copulated with said demons before chasing after Bob after his Money/mortgage.
A chill ran up my spine imagining Barbara with glowing red eyes...
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Doubt. Bob didn't throw baby Chris off a cliff, and Chris didn't return the favor before giving an uncanny smirk at the end credits.
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To be fair, Bob is too tenderhearted.
Would make for a great (now-canon) Sonichu AU fanfiction.
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God help us all if it's the playboy channel. Is that even still a thing?
Or he bounced.
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Chris should receive an exorcism via baseball bat.
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So what's the scoop on Chris is he missing again?