Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Nothing you do is work Lucas. You sit on your ass all day.
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darkprince56 said:
at this point I'm sure he's the one "swatting" & leaking info. It's as if he can't help himself....finds validation through the attention, good or bad...& the bad gets him asspats & money.
Have you seen his dead cow eyes? Probably the only thing that makes him feel alive.
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Especially since there is no evidence to the contrary anywhere. No pics or video of any of the SWATings or the dumbass visiting him. The more Keffals makes up these fake occurrences, the more people will ask for proof or, at the very least, ignore him.
 
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I had a thought last night - what's the over/under that Keffals will end up on the Behind the Bastards podcast in the near future? Robert was/is a journo and he has a troon boner. Loves covering this kinda thing.

I used to kinda like that podcast until Robert went full idiot and did a recent-ish episode on Chris Chan where he painted Chris as a saintly victim who the Evil Kiwi Farms probably goaded into false confession of rape/incest and such other ultrawoke drivel. TBH I didn't make it through that episode so not sure what all stupid shit he made up. Ruined the podcast for me entirely because it was super clear that Robert has no idea what the Farms even are and just repeats the accepted tranny talking points. Great journalism, bucko.

I predict there will be a "Poor CockWaffles" episode with even less content and more troon brown nosing very soon.
 
rdrr said:
Not only lives, but how many people change their fucking mind? Why go for something permanent, at such a young age, when one may realize later on, "Hey, i feel different/that was just a phase/etc"/

I do recall, not long ago, even ADULTS had to live a life as whatever gender for a period of time, at least a year if I recall correctly, before getting surgery, and possibly also hormones.
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One of the things that doesn't come up as often as it should is that back when this transgender fad was kicking off, at least on Tumblr, there actually was some conflict between people who thought the existing system of required therapy and strict medical oversight was a good thing, and others who called them "transmedicalists" and referred to all the requirements as "medical gatekeeping".

IMO, it was obvious that the second group just saw transitioning as no different from any other body mod or cosmetic surgery and was mad that they'd have to see a therapist who would likely diagnose them with [insert Cluster B personality disorder here] instead. But guess who constantly shielded themselves by insisting that people, especially teenagers, would commit suicide from dysphoria if they couldn't get hormones right now this second?
 
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rdrr said:
So, this person worried about their well-being is going to go, "IRL"? What a load of shit. Why at times I can only follow so much along with certain news because at a certain point things become obvious, ridiculous, and so on.
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Been obvious for a thousand or so pages. The only good I can see the only fun I can see is in my previous scenario at least we’d get to see the beat down of a child predator. Sure we’d get the blame but at least it would be funny to watch.
 
coomer mcgee said:
Someone will inevitably recognize one of the hiking trails he's on and he will be doxed in real time.
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His planned IRL streams are the lowest quality, most rotten bait I’ve seen in years. Wanna know how it’s gonna play out? Two possibilities:

1. Absolutely nothing happens. No one is going to be stupid enough to physically confront this lunatic in BFE while he’s streaming potential evidence to about 1500 people recording every second of it. This will then be spun as “THANKFULLY it looks like I’m safe in wonderful Europe unlike Canada and Amerikkka”. Keffals will be leading any future charges, digital or otherwise, from about 2000 miles away from the frontline, like any good general, to ensure his “safety”.

2. Anyone who doxes his current location will be held up as yet another example of people trying to kill him despite him broadcasting himself walking around in public, and further reason for why he needs more money to utterly destroy anyone even tangentially linked to KF. If it works at all, it will be minor; there has been no public corporate or organizational monetary support and we are in a global recession. He is squeezing a stone for more blood.

If I am wrong, and I hope to god that I am not, and someone actually accosts him I hope they’re immediately van’d for being that truly stupid. If anyone is serious about doing anything to diminish Keffals’ sphere of influence all they need to do is keep laughing at him and making spicy memes. Like any troon he absolutely demands to be taken seriously at all times and the moment you begin showing the wider world what a joke he is is the instant he loses any power whatsoever.
 
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Faggery Daggery Doo said:
I've seen troons and their defenders say that, though. They try to trivialize puberty blockers and surgery by saying crap like "But you'd let a kid get a tattoo, right? That's still modifying your body!" Typically people respond "tattoos aren't nearly as permanent as the dick chop".
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And that's a great way to identify the truly mentally ill. No sane person would let a child get a tattoo. That's why there are specific laws against it, to protect children from the tiny percentage of mentally ill who would allow it.

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Photoshopped tweets don't really help anything.
 
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Nate Higgers said:
I’m still ~100 pages behind on this thread but I saw this and had to comment on it.

How the fuck is this guy supposed to be “blue collar”? I have a suspicion that he works as a barista or something and he has the compulsion to make that out to be “real blue collar shit”
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He's got a PhD in poli sci and lives in DC. This man has never seen an honest day's work in his life.

Also I don't know why anyone would think this is bad press for Cloudflare, this is a great marketing tool, even though they don't really do much for Kiwi Farms specifically. "Yeah everyone hates this site and are actively trying to take it down via all legal and extralegal means available but not only are we committed to doing our job, the site is still up."

The ad campaign writes itself, and as much as someone may hate the farms, if they have a website for actual business and need a DDoS protection service, knowing nothing else about the farms than what I see on Twitter, that would sell me on Cloudflare in an instant. Everyone is willing to screech and virtue signal until it's time to put up their own fucking cash or risk their livelihood.
 
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See I’m not hoping for it but there are people that generally don’t give a FUCK if anyone sees them tuning up some fuckstick fatass entitled loudmouth. And I’m gonna put my money on Lucas trying to engage people, because it’s the only play he has to continue his victim narrative. Oh sure he’ll edit out the part where he prodded someone by saying he fucked their moms or whatever, but he has to be the victim. That’s why I think he’s advertising how much he spent, where he’s going to be, and so forth. Bet me.
 
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