Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

His entire existence is being a victim. It's all he's ever known and will know until the day he dies.

He reached paradoxical levels of victim hood, he is a victim genuinely to his own victimhood.

 

[SNAFU]

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Tweet || Nitter || Archive

TIL we might be bioluminescent alphabet agents.

Glowy on the clock, shitposter after dark

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Haven't checked the thread in a while.

I'd just like to say that Lucas is a fat male and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Nightmare Friends]

Dude is probably like every other Ph.D that's out there. Most of them, even plenty of the ones with degrees in something practical like Engineering, are insufferable or have lost the ability to leave their academic utopian imagination and apply what they (allegedly) know to real-world problems/issues/tasks.

But regarding this guy, I go with the previous poster: I think he's just a massive faggot.

"I have a Ph.D in Marvel Cinematic Universe, chud"

 

[Well-groomed Discord User]

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

It’s actually kind of impressive that a lazy charisma vacuum such as Lucas is even able to generate such controversy.

On paper he should be a total nobody. But his talent for starting shit online and his abhorrent degeneracy allows him to reach legendary lolcow status.

IF you start screaming enough, even for no reason SOMEONE will pay attention, but that doesnt mean for positive reasons.

David Koresh
>long hippie hair, but still a rather handsome guy
>wear pedo glasses but surely looks ok
>play guitars well and have an album of his own
>live offline with real people in Texas like a chad
>everybody on the ranch is his friend
>stand off with ATF and Glowie for 51 days
>fuck with minors but no one had find solid evidence yet
>will be remembered by millions of freedom loving Americans

Keffal
>foul smelling seaweed hair, looks like failed cosmetic surgery
>wear cheap dollar tree grandma glasses and looks like Down syndrome
>no music talent at all
>can't live without twitter for a single second
>no real friend except half-hearted troons friend
>arrested by moron Mounties without any resistance
>whole world knows his pedophilia
>only legacy will be a skeleton that is unmistakably male

It's something you cannot make logical sense of. you just have to go with the outcomes. It's really impossible to understand otherwise.

 

[Duke-Diggler]

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I lurk a few crazy Troons for content, and the chatter between alot of then last few days are about keffals and how they are starting to get sick of their shit...

Like I said, our greatest weapon is actually patience. Over time, these troons would get sick and tired of the lolcow's nonsense and will eventually abandon the cause, knowing that the internet is not Lucas's personal army.

 

[Something Awful]

Keffals sisters, I don't feel good about this. The Patreon is down from $2700 and dropping, we have lost 40 supporters in just a few days. How can we beat transphobia if you don't keep giving me money?

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

WAIT SOMEONE SOMEWHERE HAD A ROBO CALL AND IT SCARED LUCAS? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1565410584878800897?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

 

[Dona Morte]

Okay SEPARATE post.

I make this for all thr journos.
I under NO CIRCUMSTANCES want ANY of these people to loose their ability to speak and make a moron out of themselves.
We are your biggest fans and you are KHANTENT.
Point me to which "harassment" you published?

Coughing_Greep on Twitter: "@hkadogs @keffals Yeah but do you really …

archived 1 Sep 2022 21:20:18 UTC

archive.ph

 

[TheGuntinator]

I'm genuinely surprised there aren't that many big lolcows from California or Seattle compared to Virginia and the like

Because everyone in California is a crazy weirdo and the State there is already compiling a kiwifarms OP in private on every last one kf them

 

[Troll Patrol]

Keffals sisters, I don't feel good about this. The Patreon is down from $2700 and dropping, we have lost 40 supporters in just a few days. How can we beat transphobia if you don't keep giving me money?

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Keffels publicity stunt in 3...2...1...

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Imagine getting intimidated by this copypasta ass robocall.

 

[lolwatagain]

This suicide happened.
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Archived by other kiwi already

They just couldn't get a job. I'm sure we'll see an urn soon.

I can't believe Null's a wizard.

 

[Sithis]

Keffals sisters, I don't feel good about this. The Patreon is down from $2700 and dropping, we have lost 40 supporters in just a few days. How can we beat transphobia if you don't keep giving me money?

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Predictable, but don't worry Lucas I'm sure the rabid dumb shits who give you money will be back to spending their monthly hrt funds on your con job as soon as the SSDI checks clear.

 

[Dread First]

The worst the micks would do is call Lucas a faggot and throw potatoes. He goes to the middle east, they’ll call him an infidel and throw acid.

RanierWolfcastleThatsTheJoke.mp4

 

[Collections Agent]

Hey, Keffals fans

Spoiler

Take a nice long bath, go on a walk, hit the gym, tell your loved ones you care about them, play a game you enjoy, make new friends at a hobby shop, do volunteer work at your local pet shelter, clean your house, find faith (dosent matter what religion) + ratio

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Null should pin this prediction, pre-emptively call out locals as not being Kiwis, and archive it.

so many kiwis!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Imagine getting intimidated by this copypasta ass robocall.

Playing Internet Hall Monitor makes you get shit thrown at you, who would have though, person with a Kiwi Farms thread and a Cluster B disorder.

 

[OldGuy]

Keffals is losing the black vote: