Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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That is Matthewhf, that one northern irish gimp who keeps on sending death threats to Keffal. He lives in his head rent free.
I know this because I've gain trust in his friend group in Discord.
Those dastardly Irish hooligans are at it again. First it was car bombings, now it's egg bombings.
 
That is Matthewhf, that one northern irish gimp who keeps on sending death threats to Keffal. He lives in his head rent free.
I know this because I've gain trust in his friend group in Discord.

Also the phone call that was sent to Keffal was also Matthew's doing.
https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1565410584878800897/video/1

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His real name turns out to be Matthew Laverty and he lives in Londonderry, got this info from his Discord group.

Also, lmao
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Lucas wanted attention. Looks like he got it.
 
I really love all these twitter people thinking a stock's price is the amount of money the company itself has

I guess it's too much to expect them to understand basic facts about how finance works considering they don't seem to understand it as a concept
It's too much to expect them to know basic facts about anything.
 
They keep acting like people are demanding they be as perfect as Jesus when the bare minimum people ask is for them to stop grooming impressionable kids into drinking bathtub 'shine that causes their bones to hurt instead of make them blind.
The funny part is that even Jesus would take issue with what Keffals is doing. The two groups of people Jesus canonically hates are grifters, and child-abusers.

The former he literally drove out with a whip, and the latter he said would literally be better off dead.

“If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea."-Matthew 18:6

Guess who's doing both, Lucas?
 
Wait, what?? he deleted that?

Of course he deleted it.

1.) Lucas shouts out A LOT of dumb shit and A LOT of it puts him into bad light.
I haven't still figured out if he's trying to manipulate us (posts shit, we screenshot, he deletes and then can yell we would fake it) or if he just hot tempered and impulsive. Probably it's both.
Anyways, you see a tweet from Lucas Lucas you archive it immediately.

2.) Especially this deleted tweet revealed a lot. Like everything. For weeks he is trying to paint his life in permanent danger. He literally labelled pizzas that have been sent to him when he was staying in a hotel as a threat.
Yesterday his life was in danger bc of a troll who allegedly showed up at his Irish hide-out but tomorrow he wants to go out and do an IRL stream? This doesn't add up. His cultist follower started to voice their concerns about this stupid plan and Lucas starts to justify his shit bc he has to cover up the inconsistencies in his lies. And literally tweeted that we could fuck him up all the time which means there was no need to jump to Ireland in the first place.

That tweet gave everything away now and he realised it. That's why he deleted it.

Oh, so now old tweets don't heart anybody but forum posts do it all the time?

Consistency, Lucas. At least try it.
 
I made some handy infographics

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Feel free to repost to other sites as much as you want! :)
 
Of course he deleted it.

1.) Lucas shouts out A LOT of dumb shit and A LOT of it puts him into bad light.
I haven't still figured out if he's trying to manipulate us (posts shit, we screenshot, he deletes and then can yell we would fake it) or if he just hot tempered and impulsive. Probably it's both.
Anyways, you see a tweet from Lucas Lucas you archive it immediately.

2.) Especially this deleted tweet revealed a lot. Like everything. For weeks he is trying to paint his life in permanent danger. He literally labelled pizzas that have been sent to him when he was staying in a hotel as a threat.
Yesterday his life was in danger bc of a troll who allegedly showed up at his Irish hide-out but tomorrow he wants to go out and do an IRL stream? This doesn't add up. His cultist follower started to voice their concerns about this stupid plan and Lucas starts to justify his shit bc he has to cover up the inconsistencies in his lies. And literally tweeted that we could fuck him up all the time which means there was no need to jump to Ireland in the first place.

That tweet gave everything away now and he realised it. That's why he deleted it.


Oh, so now old tweets don't heart anybody but forum posts do it all the time?

Consistency, Lucas. At least try it.
He does that in his twitch streams as well. Keffals is King of the Walk Back.
 
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Lol, Hasan level response here. ACAB until I want to be a retard. People can’t dox you if you don’t show where you are.
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Lol, you aren't in Canada anymore Keffals. The days of having your own personal cop squad of chauffeurs at your beck and call is well and truly behind you. The PSNI can't just turn up anywhere on a whim, they literally need armoured conveys to move into some of the more hostile parts of the city.

They're also understaffed, underpaid, and actively targeted by both Republicans and Loyalists. None of them will go out of their way to pull you out of trouble if you find yourself in it, it'll be far less effort to clean up the aftermath and use you as an excuse to launch a raid or two against whatever drug gang or paramilitary resides nearest to your crime scene.
 
Lucas's HRT Lab
That just gave me a horrifying reminder of those old dr dreadful food labs from the 90s. I can see it now - dr keffals catboi ranch HRT lab: HRT drinks and snacks for kids in 5 fruit flavors: rapey grapey, axewound orange, childgroomer cherry, terfy testosterone triberry and femboiflamingo & watermelon for ages 8+

Exactly the kind of thing I would expect some groomer troon to come up with
 
Of course he deleted it.

1.) Lucas shouts out A LOT of dumb shit and A LOT of it puts him into bad light.
I haven't still figured out if he's trying to manipulate us (posts shit, we screenshot, he deletes and then can yell we would fake it) or if he just hot tempered and impulsive. Probably it's both.
Anyways, you see a tweet from Lucas Lucas you archive it immediately.

2.) Especially this deleted tweet revealed a lot. Like everything. For weeks he is trying to paint his life in permanent danger. He literally labelled pizzas that have been sent to him when he was staying in a hotel as a threat.
Yesterday his life was in danger bc of a troll who allegedly showed up at his Irish hide-out but tomorrow he wants to go out and do an IRL stream? This doesn't add up. His cultist follower started to voice their concerns about this stupid plan and Lucas starts to justify his shit bc he has to cover up the inconsistencies in his lies. And literally tweeted that we could fuck him up all the time which means there was no need to jump to Ireland in the first place.

That tweet gave everything away now and he realised it. That's why he deleted it.


Oh, so now old tweets don't heart anybody but forum posts do it all the time?

Consistency, Lucas. At least try it.
Trust me, I have been kicking myself. I have archived the few posts I left with info, but I had that hesitation.(thinking, "everyone is getting this stuff). and I made the wrong choice.. It doesn't make sense that he felt he had to leave Canada, and makes sure he is "doxed" He doesn't feel he is in danger... he let that out. I still have that page open, there has GOT to be another way to archive it at this point other then SS, right? Hopefully?
 
Of course he deleted it.

1.) Lucas shouts out A LOT of dumb shit and A LOT of it puts him into bad light.
I haven't still figured out if he's trying to manipulate us (posts shit, we screenshot, he deletes and then can yell we would fake it) or if he just hot tempered and impulsive. Probably it's both.
Anyways, you see a tweet from Lucas Lucas you archive it immediately.
Lucas deletes half his tweets because he’s a Low-IQ retard who gives away his grift all the time. He just can’t help himself because he was just born that way I guess. Low impulse control mixed with low intellegince.

He’s also fat and I would not have sex with him, because I don’t have sex with MEN.

Also love the story about how Lucas didn’t disclose he was trans to straight men. Nigger, you think you pass well enough for anyone to be fooled? LMAO you look like a gross, stinky man with some kind of hormone disorder. You’re like if Severus Snape chopped off his dick and had a gland problem.
 
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