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In addition to demolishing the record for fastest cow to reach 1,000 pages, Lucas has now demolished the record for 2,000 pages.

For perspective:
It took Ethan Ralph's thread 4 years, 6 months, and 26 days to reach 2,000 pages.
It took Russell Greer's thread 2 years, 11 months, 13 days to reach 2,000 pages
It took Chantal/ Foodie Beauty's thread 2 years, 8 months, and 10 days to reach 2,000 pages
It took Amebrlynn Reid's thread 3 years, 6 months, and 3 days to reach 2,000pages
It took DSP's 1st thread 4 years, 7 months, 6 days to reach 2,000pages and his 2nd thread 220 days to reach 2,000 pages

It took Lucas' thread 160 days to reach 2,000 pages.

There are also cows like Johnathan Yaniv and Tommy Totter who aren't even close to touching Lucas's thread numbers.
 
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Real Name 1973 said:
Dumb edit of a shitty meme I found to celebrate the final post of the 2nd millenium! View attachment 3668323

To a glorious 3rd (insert dogwhistle here) millenium!
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This is kiwi-41 on standby
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Neko GF said:
In addition to demolishing the record for fastest cow to reach 1,000 pages, Lucas has now demolished the record for 2,000 pages.

For perspective:
It took Ethan Ralph's thread 4 years, 6 months, and 26 days to reach 2,000 pages.
It took Russell Greer's thread 2 years, 11 months, 13 days to reach 2,000 pages
It took Chantal/ Foodie Beauty's thread 2 years, 8 months, and 10 days to reach 2,000 pages
It took Amebrlynn Reid's thread 3 years, 6 months, and 3 days to reach 2,000pages
It took DSP's 1st thread 4 years, 7 months, 6 days to reach 2,000pages and his 2nd thread 220 days to reach 2,000 pages

It took Lucas' thread 160 days to reach 2,000 pages.

There are also cows like Johnathan Yaniv and Tommy Totter who aren't even close to touching Lucas's thread numbers.
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Trannies live life in the fast lane, that's why they die so young :(
 
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Heckler1 said:
At some point Keffals is going to have to Smollet himself to drum up interest. He is losing steam, and will have to take part in some sort of gayops soon.
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Pretty sure that's what this whole "I got a streaming backpack so I can read chat in the woods" shit is for. He's going to have one of his troon friends pretend to attack his ass while acting like a kiwi.
 
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Onni Kalsarikännit said:
Chill. Shit happens. There are already dozen hundreds of archived tweets from Lucas himself that contratict things Lucas said himself.

Also for his cultist followers and the journo scum it doesn't matter how many screenshots and archives we have. They call as liars and fakers either way.
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Thanks, I appreciate it. TMI: kid going in for another surgical thing in the AM. so a bit wired. Absolutely agree with the scum press and the cult...they wouldn't accept the truth if it bopped em in the nose.
 
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Neko GF said:
I like how they mention that all Cloudflare does is provide DDoS protection to the Forum, admitting that the main point of Lucas' crusade is that so he and his goons can illegally DDoS the forum.
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"Cloudflare provides DDoS mitigation services to Kiwi Farms and acts as a reverse proxy"

Not confirmed AFAIK. Jersh has said he doesn't use Cloudflare's DDOS and the attacks have been network level.

Which is the funniest part. If Cloudflare dropped the farms tomorrow and twitter thought it would be DDOS'd into oblivion... that's already been dealt with.
 
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"We're totally winning guys! I know I'm only getting like, 12 replies per tweet, but that means the rest are out making noise and threatening Cloudflare!"
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This faggot thinks that a millionaire international company cares about loosing twitter, all the big players use cloudflare, they don't need twitter.
But it really shows that in Lucas mind Twitter is literally worth more than anything else in the internet. its obvious since his whole life is twitter and NOTHING else, but for people who use more than twitter or don't use it at all are well aware twitter is just a droplet in an endless sea
 
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Soda Popinski said:
Lucas should head to the glorious nation of Kazakhstan
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I was in East Europe (around Georgia) fairly recently and talking to a local guy about issues in our countries. On the topic of trannies his comment was "No we do not have that here. They would get beaten". So really Lucas, consider where the fuck you want to travel. Maybe places that have slightly chilled civil conflict aren't the A#1 choice of places to go. Those people have real problems and no time for bullshit.

To your point, I know Kazakh people personally and one girl's father used to leave the house with a beating stick and say "I am going to fuck some people with this stick" (English is her third language and obviously meant "fuck up" but I prefer this reality). Imagine someone with that mentally getting to beat on a "sissy". This isn't Canada chief. Don't go too far East unless you jump straight to Thailand or something.
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I wonder how Lucas will cut this to not show that it came from KF.
 
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DaTemplar said:
Lol what would the FBI do? How would that call work?
"Yes, hello? Yeah hi, there's this mean website that is calling me mean names and posting publicly available information about me. You need to arrest all of the users for terrorism! ...WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'JUST TURN OFF THE COMPUTER'?! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!"
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That little police man emoji at the end. Lmao what a fucking dipshit.
 
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Heckler1 said:
At some point Keffals is going to have to Smollet himself to drum up interest. He is losing steam, and will have to take part in some sort of gayops soon.
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At this point I think he's liable to fall flat on his face; the more clout he loses, the more likely he is to do something stupid. (More stupid than he has already done that is)
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Lol what would the FBI do? How would that call work?
"Yes, hello? Yeah hi, there's this mean website that is calling me mean names and posting publicly available information about me. You need to arrest all of the users for terrorism! ...WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'JUST TURN OFF THE COMPUTER'?! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!"
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I don't even think most radical leftists would go as far as calling KF a "terrorist" organization. I imagine this kind of reach would come off as alienating to some. I would hope that the FBI has more important things to do than listen to some screeching Canadian troon who is currently in Europe.
 
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At some point Keffals is going to have to Smollet himself to drum up interest. He is losing steam, and will have to take part in some sort of gayops soon.
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That’s why he’s gonna do an irl stream, in Northern Ireland. If he gets hassled by the locals he’ll blame it on innocent kiwis
 
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