JP 日本人のlolcowsについて話し合うスレ - キミの言いたいことを自由に言える場所

[TheRetardKing]

お前はもう死んでいる...

 

[Kirby]

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[Thunk Provoker]

syamu三代目 on Twitter: "俺の画像を使用加工するのは肖像権侵害です。俺への誹謗中傷や家族への誹謗中傷は犯罪です。今は顧問…

アーカイブされた 2022年8月31日 05:49:58 UTC

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Google Translate gives this:

Using and processing my image is an infringement of portrait rights. Slandering me and slandering my family are crimes. I am currently in contact with an attorney. On September 1st, he will collaborate with Hezuma on live streaming, so wait naked. Until then, enjoy sightseeing in Tokyo with Hezuma! Worried about food!
Female listener convex DM welcome!
It's time for revenge. I was waiting for this moment.

 

[Dysnomia]

syamu三代目 on Twitter: "俺の画像を使用加工するのは肖像権侵害です。俺への誹謗中傷や家族への誹謗中傷は犯罪です。今は顧問…

アーカイブされた 2022年8月31日 05:49:58 UTC

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Google Translate gives this:

So just like western cows with the "Wah muh copyright infringement" and "please donate today to feed my fat face".

And of course he wants girls to message him.

Kinda reminds me of a Japanese Chris Chan. Weird, retarded expression, fat, autistic wardrobe choices. Looking for a boyfriend free girl. Hopefully he hasn't had sex with his mother.

 

[I've Seen Some Shit]

syamu三代目 on Twitter: "俺の画像を使用加工するのは肖像権侵害です。俺への誹謗中傷や家族への誹謗中傷は犯罪です。今は顧問…

アーカイブされた 2022年8月31日 05:49:58 UTC

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Reminds me of a shitposter from I believe NanJ? who was pretty loathed and ended up doxed and bullied to oblivion after it turned out he was a teenager. He hired a lawyer who also became basically a lolcow.

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

Do you have tranny cows in Japan?

Yeah, there are absolutely troon lolcows in Japan. However, they're few and far between.

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Do you have tranny cows in Japan?

They have the x-gender movement.

 

[Quamdale Dingle]

syamu三代目 on Twitter: "俺の画像を使用加工するのは肖像権侵害です。俺への誹謗中傷や家族への誹謗中傷は犯罪です。今は顧問…

アーカイブされた 2022年8月31日 05:49:58 UTC

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There was some gayops on 5ch where trolls sent him photoshopped pictures of his dead grandma
The thing is,everything happened on 5ch instead of well documented forum like this
I'm too lazy to archive and confirm everything about him

Do you have tranny cows in Japan?

Yeah but it's very irreverent in here
You barely see tranny flags in pride parade because majority of them are typical GAY DUDES WITH HUGE MUSCLES

Not you personar almy.

I made it clear that this thread is for Japanese people who want to talk about cows without getting sued
You see even edgy websites such as 5ch is now giving away their users infos very easily when any kind of lawsuit has filed to them

Also I didn't expect this much of attention from non Japanese speakers
I'll translate more info about Syamu_Game since few of you are interest in him
Also shoutout to octavia and 独人13 for contribution to the discussion

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Issei Sagawa/The Kobe Cannibal deserves a mention.

 

[Quamdale Dingle]

Is it true that life after high school in Japan typically sucks, hence all the animu about high school (nostalgia)?

Not exactly
Those creepy animes you watch are made for losers who aren't successful in their adulthood
Such as NEET, they have no idea how growe ups society look like so they love to watch anime about school life, the only society they can understand
Trend has been changing and isekai completely took over this genre but that's another story

Issei Sagawa/The Kobe Cannibal deserves a mention.

His life is well documented so I don't know if that's kind of nitche topic deserve to be mentioned
But sure you can talk about him in here that's fine

OP, do you have any archives of Syamu's vlogs? Those would very much improve this thread.

Reposts of videos are widely available on both niconico and youtube
You can google title of him videos(here's the list) and find reposts

I don't follow any Japanese lolcows, but it seems like the wrestling community is full of them. Like even more than the otaku community. Otakus at least hide their faces and names.
OP, このスレ気になる。アンチを無視して

時間はかかるけどこれから色々追記更新していくつもりなんで気長に待っててくれよな

 

[Bot Muncher]

クリスチャン死ね

 

[YachieKicchou]

Hey dipshits.
When you go to the Internationale Clique, it explicitly tells you to make a post here. It literally links to the Prospering Grounds. We have an entire board for non-English speaking stuff but right now it still goes through here.
Stop sperging because they followed instructions.

 

[I've Seen Some Shit]

Oh, a minor lolcow (technically celebcow since he's in a few shows and is decently popular now) now that I think about it: Kinnikun Nakayama

Bodybuilder and comedian, he made his TV breakout during one of the Sasuke/Ninja Warrior televized obstacle course events, the fact he's jacked made him an easy target for gay jokes in Japan due to their association of muscles with raging homosexuality. He even had a small following among the gachimuchi communities in Japan.

At some point or another, he went to America to study abroad and stayed with a few gentlemen in one house to split rent. Not much to talk about there except...


Every single one of them except him was black. Like straight from Africa (they all met in a language course). So combine that with the gay jokes and it made him into a shitposting laughingstock.


He did a few interviews coping about it because he was legit upset people were implying he got gangbanged by a pack of mandingoes. it's pretty hard to find all the details since this was years ago, but if you toss なかやまきんに君 黒人 into Google you can get some results (though not much).

 

[Thunk Provoker]

Some more information from the article (https://archive.ph/tdGuA):

In 2014, YouTubers such as HIKAKIN emerged on YouTube, and people who earned a lot of money by posting videos appeared. Syamu was influenced by this trend and posted videos of various genres such as product reviews, free talk, karaoke, and dancing.

In these videos, Syamu's abnormal comments and behaviors became noticeable, such as overestimating himself, unintentionally being arrogant toward viewers, and licking off the yogurt from a blueberry jam jar before scooping up the jam with a yogurt scooping spoon. As a result, he was noticed by a whoremonger named Tsukikage, and when he was reprinted on Nico Nico Douga as the "Learning with Homo" tag, he gradually became a hot topic among Nico Douga people, and a Syamu thread was started on 2chan's YouTube board, where his bizarre appearance and bizarre talk attracted Syamu's bizarre appearance and bizarre talk attracted a lot of attention.

Furthermore, hoping to interact with fans (especially girls), he began to formulate a plan for an off-line meeting with the content of gathering fans, holding a banquet, and entering a movie theater. Those who claimed to be fans commented in support of the idea, and Syamu expected up to 100 people to gather. Finally, at 12:00 on August 11, 2014, an off-line meeting was held at the Aeon Mall Rinku Sennan (a.k.a. Sennan Aeon), but no one showed up. The video was so well received that it became a trending topic on Twitter every time August 11 came around.

Like Chris, he also had problems with sweethearts:

Syamu's obsession with female fans did not diminish, and he was still being lured by nekama and women posing as friendly fans, exposing his personal communications and personal information on 2-chan. That night, he delivered a delivery on a shared PC in the living room where his family was present and put up a false front to the antagonists, from which he could be heard suppressing his tears.

Sexual harassment:

Despite being deceived by the nekama, he persistently sexually harassed a female amateur novelist, and when the novelist rejected him, he turned around and made comments denigrating the woman's character. In a live broadcast he made around the same time, he did not answer viewers' questions, but only gave the answers he wanted, which unnecessarily increased the number of anti-tweeters.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Do schizo people count as lolcows? Because there’s like a few gang stalker ones.

 

[Niggernerd]

Kinda cool to see more international cows tbh. All America can produce are trannies and furries. So hopefully we be getting some English translations on these lolcows desu.

 

[Pangolin]

This Hezumaryu guy has quite a twitter

"I collapsed at Eimi Fukada's hugging event. I had a really high fever and threw up. It hurt so bad I thought I would die... Thank you to all the medical professionals who helped me. Truly. Thank you for speaking kindly to me."
So apparently Japanese porn actresses hold events where you get to hug them? That's already weird. And this guy went, despite being married, and he sperged out and had to be wheeled out by 3 people. Also he's wearing a megaman shirt to go hug his porn lady. And he posted it all on twitter.
I've never seen anything so shameless.

 

[Octavia]

"I collapsed at Eimi Fukada's hugging event. I had a really high fever and threw up. It hurt so bad I thought I would die... Thank you to all the medical professionals who helped me. Truly. Thank you for speaking kindly to me."
So apparently Japanese porn actresses hold events where you get to hug them?

This is common among all forms of Japan's Idol culture. It's called 握手会, Akushukai or more literally "Handshake Event". You queue up for however long the line is infront of your Oshii (Favorite), and you get 45 seconds or so to hug, say Hi or get anything signed. It's not unique to just forms of Idol culture though.
This guy is just a sperg who lost his spaghetti infront of a pornstar in a major way.

 

[Niggernerd]

This is common among all forms of Japan's Idol culture. It's called 握手会, Akushukai or more literally "Handshake Event". You queue up for however long the line is infront of your Oshii (Favorite), and you get 45 seconds or so to hug, say Hi or get anything signed. It's not unique to just forms of Idol culture though.
This guy is just a sperg who lost his spaghetti infront of a pornstar in a major way.

Looking her up, she's actually pretty damn cute with a nice rack so I can't blame the dude for at least being a bit nervous. But to feint while you piss shit and cum in a Megaman shirt is shamefur dispray.