Money FB 2/26 - Chris lowers his standards for the PS4

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Pikonic]

He's lucky if someone sends him a cold slice of pizza with "PS4" spelled out in onions, or anything with PS4 on it.

 

[Watermelon1337]

"I Still Require It"

"I still require a console with at least 500GB"

"You can't beat that."

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Okay, so here's my plan.

I'm going to buy him the PS4, but I'm going to replace all the electronics with snakes. He'll open it up and be like "OH FUCK, SNAKES EVERYWHERE!!!!" It'll be fucking hilarious. There'll be literally thousands of snakes slithering all over his house!

I'm also going to install a camera in it to record him jacking it, then send all the videos to the CEOs of Sega and Nintendo. The snakes are the primary plan though.

 

[AnOminous]

I will hunt down and kill anyone who gets him a PS4.

 

[Zoobles]

Too bad he can't find a boyfriend free girl willing to lower her standards

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

He's always been entitled but damn he hit an entitlement spike lately.

 

[Arkangel]

It's a bit like saying "I'll settle for a gold ring with one sapphire instead of two, but I still want it for free."

 

[Heinkel]

anightinchristine@gmail.com? A night in Christine?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Chris lowers his standards for the PS4

You mean Chris IS getting better?!

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Lowering standards? This about sums up Chris' entire life up to this point.

 

[Pikonic]

anightinchristine@gmail.com? A night in Christine?

It's like A night in Paris but more difficult to jack off to.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

"Still Require it New In Box"
Jesus Christ! The selfish self entitlement never ends.
You're a greedy piece of shit Chris and you should be grateful for what you got!

 

[Mr Pizza]

I like how the offer ends March 5th, because he needs to throw a little fear of loss into his sales technique.

 

[4-Cent Barbage]

I wasn't feeling that FB "Like" revamp until this moment.

 

[Alex Krycek]

A thing I might actually use in exchange for random novelties and and cheaply glued figures? Sorry buddy, still not interested.

 

[ChrisIsGay]

I still have my PS4 box. I'm seriously thinking about filling it with horse manure and sending it to him.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I still have my PS4 box. I'm seriously thinking about filling it with horse manure and sending it to him.

Can you fill it with your empty PS4 game cases?

 

[warongiygas]

He posted this status literally a minute after I found out my ps4 is fucked. I was checking my phone on my way out of the repair shop.

It was actually quite infuriating.

 

[mrmilkman]

It's like A night in Paris but more difficult to jack off to.

Not for the weens who keep buying his shit it isn't.