Would Chris Have Sex With Wrinkly Kong from DKC?

[Mariposa Electrique]

 

[K!w!Fartz]

Only on Sundays...

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

no, but @OrsonZedd would.

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[Ultrapenguin]

Don't make fun of Chris, him and Barbie Chan have been cruelly separated by the system and will be reunited one day, if not in this life then when they pass on and enter CWCville for good.

no, but @OrsonZedd would.

Ontologically.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

she is old and a fictional character, so i'd say yes. on the other hand she isnt barb, and as the suitress showed, chris prefers the barbussy. im 50/50 on this one.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

The woman is dead, this is incredibly disrespectful.

 

[Blouie]

No thanks, I'm not a necrophile

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

she is old and a fictional character, so i'd say yes. on the other hand she isnt barb, and as the suitress showed, chris prefers the barbussy. im 50/50 on this one.

She's fucking dead in DK64.
What the fuck.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

She's fucking dead in DK64.
What the fuck.

I heard Chris likes them without a pulse.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This is the sound Chris would make if he to blast off inside wrinkly.