Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

"I gave myself a laceration deep enough to require stitches and an xray."

First off, that sounds like work. Staph hasn't put that much effort into anything in her life.

Secondly, they're only going to x-ray a laceration if there's a concern for a foreign body left in it. I guess she could have stabbed herself with an obsidian ritual dagger and broken the tip off, but again, that sounds way too rad for Staph.

There's no way she wouldn't be broadcasting an inpatient stay from the rooftops, let alone the real-world concern that her parents might call an end to her apartment adventure because of it.
I think shes saying this because of everyone on the "kiwifarms bad makes everyone suicidal". Instead of taking care of her mental health, stop oversharing, etc she doubles down and basically says "fuck um theyll bug me anyways" doesnt sound like a mentally fragile suicidal person. She loves playing victim constantly in any situation.
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If it’s not a lie, Im going with “fell during a forest larp and caught her hand/arm trying to catch herself”
Fatties tend to get worse injuries falling than normals because there’s more force behind them.

If she received inpatient care, she’d have paperwork, right? I don’t know how the care system works in America but as a foreign we usually get discharge papers and the like.
It would be very easy to prove us wrong.
 
If it’s not a lie, Im going with “fell during a forest larp and caught her hand/arm trying to catch herself”
Fatties tend to get worse injuries falling than normals because there’s more force behind them.

If she received inpatient care, she’d have paperwork, right? I don’t know how the care system works in America but as a foreign we usually get discharge papers and the like.
It would be very easy to prove us wrong.
Yes you definitely get discharge paperwork, usually includes treatment, medication info, plans going forward etc.
 
Shes still butthurt at a teacher who was obviously worried about legitimate issues. Obsession is not healthy. If the teacher even noticed then it's a problem. A special interest is not a reason to be unhealthy and obsessed over something.
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No idea wtf this is about.
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Lol, got scammed from a porn site she really is a boomer.
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I call bullshit.
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Staph has the audacity to roast someone's photo.
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She liked this. Its fucking weird. They sexualize it that would include the low IQ pant shitting handicapped ones who literally have the brains and IQ of a 1 year old. Gross.
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Foamy. Because

Tl:dr staph, no one is going to be held hostage over your suicide attempt. Free speech is unbound. Do you think if I threatened suicide if you staph would quit Satanism? No. Will anyone's suicide make you change, or make you apologise, or make you quit your tranny lgbtwtfbbq stuff? No. So don't expect your suicide attempt to influence

At best you succeed and people will continue to make fun of insane trannies like you but you will never be able to do anything about it because you will be rotting meat six feet under.
 
I, for one, am stoked for her newfound plantfucking arc. My country has an idiom for promiscuity which can be translated to English as "(person) would fuck grass and trees".
No idea wtf this is about.
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Lol, got scammed from a porn site she really is a boomer.
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Sweet Jesus she is fucking retarded. I mean I already knew that but this hammers it home so painfully I just can't.
 
Tl:dr staph, no one is going to be held hostage over your suicide attempt. Free speech is unbound. Do you think if I threatened suicide if you staph would quit Satanism? No. Will anyone's suicide make you change, or make you apologise,
Yarrow, if you don’t add bigger margins to your patches I’m going to cut myself a yummy apple into slices
 
>"I'll go on twitter in small doses and avoid conflict"
>immediately makes bitchy QRTs to try and start shit

never change, gyro

EDIT: treefucker confirmed, add that to the list of sexualities
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Calling it now... she's gonna use a branch as a dildo and rip herself open. She won't realise until the smell overwhelms her or daddy frigly finds her and then the hospital saga begins!

With gibs and bullshit
 
Yes you definitely get discharge paperwork, usually includes treatment, medication info, plans going forward etc.
She would be waving that shit all over the internet, if that were the case. These terminally online types don't realize how easy disproven their lies are, just for the simple fact that they post every moment of their lives.
 
She would be waving that shit all over the internet, if that were the case. These terminally online types don't realize how easy disproven their lies are, just for the simple fact that they post every moment of their lives.
My theory on that is the terminally online aspect. Everyone in the real world with jobs and lives understand that their lies dont add up or make sense. They are like a kid trying to lie.
 
Okay. I have been wondering about this for a while and the answer may be so obvious that I think it's just too simple to be true. Does Yarrow know the difference between just liking something and being interested in it and having physical/sexual attraction to it? No? Does she realize you can study botany, folk magic, or whatever without becoming some sort of splinter sexual identity wherein you identify as that thing and base your entire existence on it? That you can like and be friends with (for instance) smart people, book lovers, cellists, cake bakers *without* tagging yourself as a (whatever)-osexual?

My impression is possibly that she does not differentiate. She can't separate an interest, belief, or a way of life from gender or sexual identity/preference. Therefore she claims all kinds of niche associations that have no basis in reality. Like 'femmeinfernal'? What about "I like dark stuff and demonology" instead of developing some weird nomenclature to constantly redefine herself?

I'm not sure if I'm making any sense here, but does anyone else wonder if she knows the difference and/or imagines that other people constantly define and redefine their sexuality by their specific interests or what? Go ahead and give me puzzle pieces, but I have always wondered why she was so invested in identity and the assinine flag stuff. It's meaningless.
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Okay. I have been wondering about this for a while and the answer may be so obvious that I think it's just too simple to be true. Does Yarrow know the difference between just liking something and being interested in it and having physical/sexual attraction to it? No? Does she realize you can study botany, folk magic, or whatever without becoming some sort of splinter sexual identity wherein you identify as that thing and base your entire existence on it? That you can like and be friends with (for instance) smart people, book lovers, cellists, cake bakers *without* tagging yourself as a (whatever)-osexual?

My impression is possibly that she does not differentiate. She can't separate an interest, belief, or a way of life from gender or sexual identity/preference. Therefore she claims all kinds of niche associations that have no basis in reality. Like 'femmeinfernal'? What about "I like dark stuff and demonology" instead of developing some weird nomenclature to constantly redefine herself?

I'm not sure if I'm making any sense here, but does anyone else wonder if she knows the difference and/or imagines that other people constantly define and redefine their sexuality by their specific interests or what? Go ahead and give me puzzle pieces, but I have always wondered why she was so invested in identity and the assinine flag stuff. It's meaningless.
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Gyro embodies some of the more "iconic" Tumblr communities and takes them to the extreme. The spirit spouses, her dumbass syncretism which is basically a high school AU, her "not like the other girls non-girls dumbassery, and her microlabels. She's taken those fucking MOGAI microlabels past 11 to 15 shitting them out for any and every possible personality trait or characteristic and combination thereof. I think she's actually retarded in the medical sense.
 
The hospital thing's definitely bullshit, discharge paperwork etc. is one thing but every time one of these attention whores lands themselves an inpatient stay they cannot resist flaunting the little patient wristbands they get whenever they get committed. It's like the calling card for mentally unstable cows - here be crazies.

I don't keep my eye on Stephanie much, but she would have absolutely posted a pic of her leg o' mutton with one of them colourful wristbands around it if she actually spent some time in the looney bin.
 
The hospital thing's definitely bullshit, discharge paperwork etc. is one thing but every time one of these attention whores lands themselves an inpatient stay they cannot resist flaunting the little patient wristbands they get whenever they get committed. It's like the calling card for mentally unstable cows - here be crazies.

I don't keep my eye on Stephanie much, but she would have absolutely posted a pic of her leg o' mutton with one of them colourful wristbands around it if she actually spent some time in the looney bin.
Yep. You always know when someone like Stephanie is bullshitting because she'll suddenly get very cagey and vague about something she'd otherwise never ever be able to shut up about
 
Shes also contradicting herself, first she leaves because she needs a break after her sister finds and reads the farms now its suicide attempt.
Oh I thought it was both rolled into one, and that her story was that she tried to kill herself because her sister wants nothing to do with her after reading the farms and discovering all the things Stephanie proudly brags about doing and regularly mentions having a thread about
ETA: pure autism
My comment is only speculation but it's based on the initial dramatic "it;s over" [sic] (🙄) Twitter name change and writing "no motre 'lolcow' yarrow" (in her anguish, she misspelled "more" but remembered to put quotation marks around the word "lolcow"? Really?)
Soon after was the ~laceration requiring an xray u guise~
I'm gonna be real with you all and confess to being MOTI about this one. Stephanie is a dork, sometimes dangerously so, but I don't want her to an-hero. Contrary to the dominant media narrative, that isn't actually the driving purpose of this website. Trying to fuck with people by making them think maybe you've killed yourself? Congratulations, Yarrow, you've graduated from over the top internet personality to manipulative asshole.
 
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Okay. I have been wondering about this for a while and the answer may be so obvious that I think it's just too simple to be true. Does Yarrow know the difference between just liking something and being interested in it and having physical/sexual attraction to it? No? Does she realize you can study botany, folk magic, or whatever without becoming some sort of splinter sexual identity wherein you identify as that thing and base your entire existence on it? That you can like and be friends with (for instance) smart people, book lovers, cellists, cake bakers *without* tagging yourself as a (whatever)-osexual?

My impression is possibly that she does not differentiate. She can't separate an interest, belief, or a way of life from gender or sexual identity/preference. Therefore she claims all kinds of niche associations that have no basis in reality. Like 'femmeinfernal'? What about "I like dark stuff and demonology" instead of developing some weird nomenclature to constantly redefine herself?

I'm not sure if I'm making any sense here, but does anyone else wonder if she knows the difference and/or imagines that other people constantly define and redefine their sexuality by their specific interests or what? Go ahead and give me puzzle pieces, but I have always wondered why she was so invested in identity and the assinine flag stuff. It's meaningless.
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The people who lean in to the MOGAI thing and actually buy into it really believe, for whatever reason, that liking something or having a "connection" to it is the same as one's feelings of gender identity and/or sexuality.

Do you feel more comfortable in the winter because you enjoy snow and warm blankets? No, it's because your gender is tied to wintertime and coldness, duh. And there's no such thing as just having a type. If you like goth girls, you aren't just attracted to women, you're femmegothsexual. That's why most people who believe in the MOGAI bullshit are chronically online young teenagers - they have not had enough real-life experience or time to develop a sense of self to realize that hobbies and preferences (and sure, spiritual connections) are not the same as a person's inherent identity.

It's really sad that a woman in her 30s is still stuck in the mindset of a mentally ill fifteen year old who believes everything they read on tumblr.
On the topic of Yeerow being gullible, how long do you guys think she believed Alexandria's Genesis was real?
 
Okay. I have been wondering about this for a while and the answer may be so obvious that I think it's just too simple to be true. Does Yarrow know the difference between just liking something and being interested in it and having physical/sexual attraction to it? No? Does she realize you can study botany, folk magic, or whatever without becoming some sort of splinter sexual identity wherein you identify as that thing and base your entire existence on it? That you can like and be friends with (for instance) smart people, book lovers, cellists, cake bakers *without* tagging yourself as a (whatever)-osexual?

My impression is possibly that she does not differentiate. She can't separate an interest, belief, or a way of life from gender or sexual identity/preference. Therefore she claims all kinds of niche associations that have no basis in reality. Like 'femmeinfernal'? What about "I like dark stuff and demonology" instead of developing some weird nomenclature to constantly redefine herself?

I'm not sure if I'm making any sense here, but does anyone else wonder if she knows the difference and/or imagines that other people constantly define and redefine their sexuality by their specific interests or what? Go ahead and give me puzzle pieces, but I have always wondered why she was so invested in identity and the assinine flag stuff. It's meaningless.
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a popular theory around here is that she's borderline or some has some other personality disorder, and i can believe it. a symptom of borderline is a chronic feeling of emptiness and a percieved lack of identity, so they tend to latch on to whoever/whatever and make it their personality. there's also black and white thinking, an all-or-nothing approach to life. to her, she is her labels. that's her personality. she's not just "someone who likes plants," she has to be literally plantsexual queerplatonically attracted to plants.
i think back a lot on a tweet she made in response to some cure-the-gays type of asshole that was along the lines of, "if a gay person was 'cured,' then they don't exist.' that's what gives me that impression. if someone was 'cured' of their gayness, they'll still be alive, because a normal gay person has more to their personality beyond being gay. she doesn't understand that because being queer/autistic/whatever IS her entire being.
i'm not a professional or anything, just a retard on the internet, this is just me playing armchair doctor. but that's the feeling i get. :heart-empty:

Shes still butthurt at a teacher who was obviously worried about legitimate issues. Obsession is not healthy. If the teacher even noticed then it's a problem. A special interest is not a reason to be unhealthy and obsessed over something.
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I call bullshit.
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Staph has the audacity to roast someone's photo.
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She liked this. Its fucking weird. They sexualize it that would include the low IQ pant shitting handicapped ones who literally have the brains and IQ of a 1 year old. Gross.
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"during my first year of college, my parent died and i broke my leg, things that were beyond my control, and my professors refused to give me accomodations and it cost me my grades. i don't think i can ever forgive them."
"lol i liked clay aiken too much and it freaked out my teachers :) fucking ableists, i'll never forgive them"
never change, staph!

and again with doxxing her own doctors. i don't get why she does that. does she think we're gonna knock down his door and hold him at cuticle scissor point and tell him that she's not autistic? if she does, good job doing that whole 'throwing someone under the bus for your own sake' thing you like to do, yarrow.
personally i believe she has the 'tism. she just has that pathetic autistic middle aged woman vibe, you know? so i'm not doubting this dude's credentials. but now that you have a diagnosis, what are you gonna do about it, yarrow? are you going to learn coping skills to make it through life in a healthy way and not slash your wrists with cuticle scissors whenever someone's mean to you? are you going to work for disability rights so other people like you can not just survive, but live? or are you gonna sit and stew in your own rage and lash out at nobodies on twitter because someone called you a retard once? your choice, yarbles.
 
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