Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Kyuss]

How is he still unaware of the .ru domain.

you do realize Lucas' target audience is literal kids right?
Kids are fucking retarded. Lucas knows .ru is up he knew when the first person on 4chan spammed it was up like 2 hours ago or some shit. His negated vagina minions crawled through the dark corners of the basement to inform their master of the one website.

 

[JimmyNugget]

You now have a thread of 2150 pages saying mean things about your dumbass, Lucas.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

How is he still unaware of the .ru domain.
How is he still unaware of the Russian ddos protection service.

He's aware.
He's hoping nobody will snatch his glory by acknowledging it.

 

[Erasmus of Rotterdam]

I predict that the piranhas having smelt the blood in the water, will not give up after having tasted Cloudflare flesh.
Basic economic forces now, competitors will enjoy this. Ironically, Cloudflare gives DDoS to some pretty abhorent sites that make Kiwifarms look like a bunch of well balanced ladies and gentleman.

 

[huecoffs02]

But we already have the past here, there is no way keffals can erase the past now.

He did erase his dick tho

 

[RotPockets]

Woman vs Transwoman

(reposted from Telegram)

 

[Stefan Groomera]

The guy got swatted and threatened by armed terrorists planting bombs and he's elated. He's talking about going out tomorrow just to prove how content and safe he feels about these threats.

Well of course he feels safe, he made the comments him self didn't he?

 

[Frofo Baggis]

Its 3am in Ireland right now and they're streaming. The effects of being terminally online.

 

[BillTheButcher]

So what actually was the benefit of .net over .ru? I guess this was somewhat of a unique situation, but someone had to have figured this day would have come. Is cloudflare a better product than DDoS guard?

 

[Zombie Dealership]

That's what trannies do. they erase the past so they can always be the first. Poor Greta, forgotten by the new tide of trannies screaming for attention and money. Time really is a flat circle, isn't it?

It's the New Marvel Method like calling Black Panther the first black marvel hero or calling She-Hulk watchable. It's all just gaslighting.

 

[Nickolas Gurr]

All the trannies have Ukraine flags in their usernames too, just send a bunch of those posts to the Russians.

Twitter trannies make me so fucking ashamed of my country. They should try going to Kyiv and look at how an average citizen would react to a tranny in rainbow thigh high socks.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

I think what Null is going to do is move us to the Slavic side of the Internet (because the Western Internet is too cucked for its own good).

We'll probably get an announcement from Null on why you should not fedpost and that Cloudfare is gay and stupid.

And Keffals will stay mad because the Cheeki Breeki boys don't give two shits about a tranny from Canada anyway.

Knowing the trajectory the west is on I would expect the complete and total centralization of the internet by the end of the decade if not sooner. They will do something in a similar vain to China's great firewall isolating users into regional networks and VPN companies will be forced to tow the line. Degenerates like Lucas however will be allowed to continue their psychotic behavior with absolute impunity.

 

[Corn Flakes]

>"a historical moment in the history of The Internet"

I've never seen a man with no dick jerk himself off so hard over so little

It really is a historical moment in the history of The Internet.

It's the day Cloudflare made it clear they don't take their own statements seriously and will remove anyone from their system for any reason. I don't think it'll end up going well for Cloudflare, that whole spiel about not wanting to be the gatekeepers of the internet crashed and burned the moment the rubber hit the road. And a lot of large businesses are paying attention.

 

[Autistic Faggot]

LOL Cloudflare really thought that giving into the trannies would get them off their backs. Surprise: bending the knee to entitled thought police retards will only make them more emboldened in their fascist behavior. The trannies are still sneeding and won't stop till they bully CF into carrying out their every whim, and the downies at CF 100% deserve it for this dumbass decision

 

[I faked the autism]

if keffals actually did try to go after tor they would be opening up a massive can of worms worse than cloudflare. i doubt tor even cares anyway

Is there a timestamp or clip for this? If true Lucas is even dumber than I thought. Of course tor doesn't give a shit, Tor hosts actual illegal sites and real political dissident's coms from NK, China, Iran, etc not some butthurt tranny on twitter. They deal with governments, NSA, interpol, and others regularly. I'm not saying all sites on the deep web are dark nets, but all dark nets are on the deep web.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

He did erase his dick tho

A fucking miracle he can't spread his genetics.

 

[Lessthanzero]

We’re one phase away from “if Biden tweets about it then the Russians will have to drop KF!”

 

[Nigella]

I feel like we have all been non consensually roped into Lucas' crybully fetish fartporn roleplay. I did not consent for this. Please leave Belfast. I honestly will call the police if I see you IRL. This is an official notice of me asking you not to contact me. Please cease and desist and leave my country.

 

[Andre Richardson]

Keffals, about “chasing us into the shadows”:

I would like to quote a certain character from the film, Quantum of Solace:

“You really don't know anything about us, do you? It's so amusing, because we are on the other side, thinking "Oh, the MI6, the CIA, they're watching over our shoulders, they're listening to our conversations." And the truth is, you don't even know we exist!”

“Oh, really? Well, then, the first thing you should know about us is that we have people everywhere. Am I right?”

 

[Venkataraman]

Hi, Keffals!