FUCK CLOUDFLARE - Nuff said.

Yer it’s so infuriating it’s blood boiling.

“We made a public statement three days ago that we’re going to allow the kiwi farms to stay up and give a bunch a good reasons why“

“ The kiwi Farms made lots of death threats at us because of our stance of… letting them stay up…?”



It’s so asinine, obviously what happened was Cloudflare made a public statement about why the farms should stay up.
So in retaliation, all the discord kittens decided to just make a bunch of death threats saying that from the Kiwi farms.

How does this keep working? It’s exactly the same as when apparently somebody swatteed Marjorie Taylor green and the swatter he was from the farms. Like what logical sense does that make? Why would a website which is already constantly under attack and has to fight it’s corner to stay up would invite that kind of trouble (regardless that it’s 100% against site policy to do anything like that).



Well it’s good to know that if you want cloud flair to take a website down all you have to do is get enough people to pretend to be the target websites users and make death threats at them.

Terrorism always wins 👌
 
Resign matthew the troons demand more blood for your lax response for a sacrifice
 
How does this keep working? It’s exactly the same as when apparently somebody swatted Marjorie Taylor green and the swatter he was from the farms. Like what logical sense does that make? Why would a website which is already constantly under attack and has to fight it’s corner to stay up would invite that kind of trouble (regardless that it’s 100% against site policy to do anything like that).
if one day 80% of americans woke up and randomly decided that black people were evil, cloudflare would start taking down BLM sites and making statements about how much they hate black people. companies don't have morals or standards, they only exist to make money, and they often make money through pandering to what they think the public is like. if 1000 people on twitter start shitting a storm saying that kiwi farms is the reincarnation of adolf hitler, then cloudflare will assume that's what the majority of their users are and take down kiwi farms.
 
if 1000 people on twitter start shitting a storm saying that kiwi farms is the reincarnation of adolf hitler, then cloudflare will assume that's what the majority of their users are and take down kiwi farms.
This is the crazy part though, they must know that a bunch of twitter spergs aren't representative of their customer base and certainly aren't an accurate representation of society as a whole. They would lose zero dollars just ignoring them and letting it blow over in a couple weeks.
 
Don't let Cloudflare live rent free in your heads.

If anything, this is a win for the Farms. Cloudflare isn't as big and mighty as they think they are. Something about an emporer and some clothes springs to mind.

We're still here. So let's just keep on shitposting and laughing at retards as per normal. As an added bonus, we now have a new bunch of retards to laugh at thanks to the shenanigans of a mentally ill Canadian man and his IRL re-enactment of those Carmen Sandiego games many of us played we were kids.

Kiwi Farms always wins.
 
One of these days the tide is going to turn, I really thought it was the start of this when cloudflare stood up, and sort of admitted they fucked up by caving before.
Just let down in these faggots, but that's the way of this internet shit, the internet i enjoyed 20-25 years ago is dead adn buried, and i don't think it's coming back. Fuck you prince, you fucking faggot.
 
Nah, the normies have updated current_thing.exe and only care about "muh student loan gibs".
Well, this might put us on the radar for all of the censor-happy tech companies. After all, look at how politicians and tech bros joined together to shut down places like RT America even if they had nothing to do with the Russia/Ukraine war, just because they were a Russian media company.

Granted, this is an extreme scenario, but those that hate us and want us gone might try capitalizing on anti-Russia propaganda as their next strategy to get us blocked.
 
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This is the crazy part though, they must know that a bunch of twitter spergs aren't representative of their customer base and certainly aren't an accurate representation of society as a whole. They would lose zero dollars just ignoring them and letting it blow over in a couple weeks.
we're talking about a major company in the 21st century. high paying positions are rewarded to friends and family of investors who are not qualified for the job, the investors themselves have so little foresight that they can't passed their own nose, there are so many employees that, even using multiplication, it would take 6 straight hours to count https://www.cloudflare.com/people/ (https://archive.ph/rq6Bo), there's a hundred positions that are desperately needed that will never be filled because it requires you to be overqualified and underpaid (many of them conveniently don't mention the salary or per hour) https://www.cloudflare.com/careers/jobs/ (https://archive.ph/uoQmK), they're probably one of those companies that are constantly in the red and will randomly go bankrupt out of nowhere if they stumble slightly, the list goes on.

i've personally seen stuff like this happen and heard about this stuff dozens of times. i've seen stores that make millions of dollars a year that still decide to pinch pennies, and they end up going under even though they have 0 competition and everyone buys stuff from them. just because a company is making millions a year in profits DOES NOT mean they're being run by smart people.
 
Thanks keffals now I will will learn about the dark net and how to assassinate trannies through TOR THANK YOU LUCAS also this is an obvious joke you idiot the internet isn’t srs bizness
 
Long-term, the most significant thing about all of this is that Cloudflare has damaged it's reputation by saying one thing and then doing another, it will not be able to get that trust back. That trust is their bread and butter.

Owners of sites that host odious or offensive content, or even the ones who hate KF, chug gallons of pozzed Los Angeles semen from the corporate-state cock every second of every day, and maintain a sanitized online experience, will see this and wonder if the money they pay for DDoS protection will still be worth paying if something unexpected happens and that protection is taken away with little to no warning.
 
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