A PSA: Dear non-Southerners and non-Hillbillies...

Best thing in the south are the awesome mountain roads in the Smokies. Route 129 and its surrounding roads going through Nantahala are America's version of touge and an absolute joy to drive. I'd say they're even better than the mountain roads of southern California because you don't have to deal with smog rules and there's simply a lot more road to travel.
 
i think most people realize that southerners are by and large low functioning retards

but if you've ever lived in an east coast city you'd see a mix of limp-wriested incompetent self-hating fags and even lower functioning retards

so trailer trash that can fix a shitty car from 30 years ago looks like a self-sufficient ubermench by comparison
Pretty much this. Southern/Appalachian whites are toward the lower end of humanity on the level of blacks and it's really not surprising why that one writer in the 1850s wanted to enslave whites and make them pick cotton or why the eugenics movement often used them as examples. Coastal elite whites are definitely smarter and can speak English, but more easily indoctrinated and the independent thinkers among them are usually straight up evil. So long as their minds aren't fried on their nightly 12 pack of Busch Lite, meth, or opioids, the Southerners and hillbillies are morally superior and usually nicer people. Ain't nothin' wrong with "good-natured but dumb."

They do have a nice country and I've strongly considered carpetbagging there.
 
Pretty much this. Southern/Appalachian whites are toward the lower end of humanity on the level of blacks and it's really not surprising why that one writer in the 1850s wanted to enslave whites and make them pick cotton or why the eugenics movement often used them as examples.
>implying Scots-Irish border reivers are actually White

Also, I find your view of Appalachia to be both extremely inaccurate and far too positive and romanticized.

General Sherman and the Baldwin-Felts Detective Agency both did nothing wrong.
 
I would like to clarify that OP does not speak for Florida, when it comes to Florida all of the stereotypes positive and negative are true.

The heat and the humidity do something to a man's soul, it leaves him teetering on the brink of normalcy. If left alone and given a chance to heal he could possibly retain his humanity, but no, every sort of person must trudge through his home bringing with them all of their issues and problems. They stop on their way to Disney to point and laugh at him as they shit on his lawn. Florida Man is very real, he is down here, we are all Florida Man.


In all honesty though the panhandle is a pretty interesting place, guessing it's like most natives and their home states, but most of the "attractions" are alright at best and the true beauty is often overlooked.
My fellow Ohioans love Destin and I want to apologize for that.

>implying Scots-Irish border reivers are actually White

Also, I find your view of Appalachia to be both extremely inaccurate and far too positive and romanticized.

General Sherman and the Baldwin-Felts Detective Agency both did nothing wrong.
Amusingly, both Sherman and Grant were from the southern, greater Appalachian parts of Ohio, but maybe getting back into lowlands instead of mountains means the Scots-Irish aren't as bad. If you go between the east and west sides of Cincinnati you can recognize that there two different dominant ethnicities though, West side being more German. So many blondes and redheads though.
 
My fellow Ohioans love Destin and I want to apologize for that.


Amusingly, both Sherman and Grant were from the southern, greater Appalachian parts of Ohio, but maybe getting back into lowlands instead of mountains means the Scots-Irish aren't as bad. If you go between the east and west sides of Cincinnati you can recognize that there two different dominant ethnicities though, West side being more German. So many blondes and redheads though.

IMO, even in the lowlands, the Scots-Irish are just as bad. Feel free to agree to disagree with me on that, though.
 
IMO, even in the lowlands, the Scots-Irish are just as bad. Feel free to agree to disagree with me on that, though.
Oh no, I broadly agree. I've known some good ones, but it's the same problem with drugs and real wiggerness. The good-to-bad ratio may be different, just from a different, more German gene pool, but the culture is the same. Pretty much good ol' boys drinkin', fightin', and fuckin' because nothing else to do.

The earlier post about the women is pretty spot on too. There's some more Anglo influenced smoke shows but also bat shit insanity, there some that the extra bit of German in the region bringing out the bits of Nordic in the Scots-Irish gene pool and you'll get and Aryan Princess, but they're mostly broad chested and stocky and they'll blow up like a balloon after illegitimate kid number one. The stocky woman/meth skinny man pairing is common.
 
Oh no, I broadly agree. I've known some good ones, but it's the same problem with drugs and real wiggerness. The good-to-bad ratio may be different, just from a different, more German gene pool, but the culture is the same. Pretty much good ol' boys drinkin', fightin', and fuckin' because nothing else to do.

The earlier post about the women is pretty spot on too. There's some more Anglo influenced smoke shows but also bat shit insanity, there some that the extra bit of German in the region bringing out the bits of Nordic in the Scots-Irish gene pool and you'll get and Aryan Princess, but they're mostly broad chested and stocky and they'll blow up like a balloon after illegitimate kid number one. The stocky woman/meth skinny man pairing is common.

Pretty much this. There's a reason why I'm bigoted towards my own people and why I do not and will never consider the Scots-Irish to be White.

I do consider Italians, Greeks, French, European Spaniards/Spanish Criollos, and even Slavs and Sicilians to be White. But I will never ever give that honor to the Scots-Irish/Ulster Scots.

As far as I'm concerned, Africa ends at the Sahara and it starts right back up all over again at Hadrian's Wall.

Even if you consider border reivers to be White, both me and my mom are still mixed race since my Papaw (RIP) was a swarthy dark brown Melungeon. So I ain't White except in a legal sense.

Papaw may not have been White* but he still was a good man and I still miss him.

*-Papaw's birth certificate listed him as White but that's because a lot of Melungeon families lied to the US Census about their ancestry when the One-Drop laws began to be implemented.

For context, the Melungeons are a tri-racial ethnic community of mostly black, Scots-Irish, and Native American origins in central Appalachia (namely Southwestern Virginia, Eastern Kentucky, and Northeastern Tennessee) whose origins can be traced back to both freed and escaped blacks from Colonial Virginia heading into the Appalachian Mountains and intermingling with both the Injuns and especially the earliest Scots-Irish settlers.

In 1935, a reporter from the New York Times infamously referred to the Melungeons as "straight-haired Mulattoes", which is a rather apt description.

Most of the Melungeons would claim to either be of Turkish origin or claim to be Portuguese Basques (often with elaborate backstories involving Basque sailors in the Spanish Armada settling in Ireland to explain why all these brown people had Celtic surnames) since both Basques and Turks were legally classified as White under the One Drop laws. That way, they weren't subject to the restrictions that the blacks and Injuns were put under.

Race sperging aside, I'm just glad I no longer live in Appalachia.
 
Pretty much this. There's a reason why I'm bigoted towards my own people and why I do not and will never consider the Scots-Irish to be White.

I do consider Italians, Greeks, French, European Spaniards/Spanish Criollos, and even Slavs and Sicilians to be White. But I will never ever give that honor to the Scots-Irish/Ulster Scots.

As far as I'm concerned, Africa ends at the Sahara and it starts right back up all over again at Hadrian's Wall.

Even if you consider border reivers to be White, both me and my mom are still mixed race since my Papaw (RIP) was a swarthy dark brown Melungeon. So I ain't White except in a legal sense.

Papaw may not have been White* but he still was a good man and I still miss him.

*-Papaw's birth certificate listed him as White but that's because a lot of Melungeon families lied to the US Census about their ancestry when the One-Drop laws began to be implemented.

For context, the Melungeons are a tri-racial ethnic community of mostly black, Scots-Irish, and Native American origins in central Appalachia (namely Southwestern Virginia, Eastern Kentucky, and Northeastern Tennessee) whose origins can be traced back to both freed and escaped blacks from Colonial Virginia heading into the Appalachian Mountains and intermingling with both the Injuns and especially the earliest Scots-Irish settlers.

In 1935, a reporter from the New York Times infamously referred to the Melungeons as "straight-haired Mulattoes", which is a rather apt description.

Most of the Melungeons would claim to either be of Turkish origin or claim to be Portuguese Basques (often with elaborate backstories involving Basque sailors in the Spanish Armada settling in Ireland to explain why all these brown people had Celtic surnames) since both Basques and Turks were legally classified as White under the One Drop laws. That way, they weren't subject to the restrictions that the blacks and Injuns were put under.

Race sperging aside, I'm just glad I no longer live in Appalachia.
Ir*sh are bleached Arabs that floated over from Lebanon. I think a sort of Mestizo effect happened, where noble Scottish conqueror genes got mixed with Fenian mediocrity. With a few notable exceptions such as Henry Ford and Tom Brady, they just haven't accomplished very much as a people.

JFK = First and (thank God) only Ir*sh president. A bootlegger's vapid son, known for looking pretty and getting shot. Jews (another deleterious group of Semites) and Irish are over-represented in both American political parties, which is part of why both parties suck.
Saint Patrick = Grifter in a place where no snakes ever lived due to the cold climate. Proclaimed himself eradicator of snakes and of course those morons all believed it, despite never having seen a snake in their lives.

Ain't diversity great?
 
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I'm from Texas I also think most wignats don't get Texas. the line between anglo and Hispanic are blurred if non existent. Literally go to south Texas and like 20% of the class even will be Sarah Martinez or Joshua Rodriguez and both of them are white and blonde hair blue eyed. Meanwhile Tyler Wilson looks like a Mexican dude and barely speaks English.

We're less of a great white bastion and more of the land of crazy anglos and tejanos. If you go to the east we turn into swamp, woods, and much of the deep south.

(some bonus facts)
We don't ride horses and live on ranches.
I dunno why movies have to use some sepia tone to signify they're filming in Texas. But depending on where you are the state is either tall trees, vast plains, desert, hills, and miles and miles of endless suburbs.

Yes we do own pickup trucks and love our guns. Most people can't drive because native Texans are aggressive and California transplants don't understand native Texans drivers are used to doing 80mph when it's raining cats and dogs as well as dry as the gobi desert often in the same year.
One thing that always strikes me is to see the 56% muttification laid plainly before my eyes when I walk into some long-established, multi-generational, family owned business (usually an industrial warehouse or machine shop of some sort) in Texas.

Grandpa or grandma in the back office will be full blooded Anglo, with very rough understanding or fluency in Spanish, and speaking English with the very strong local dialect. The middle-aged sons/daughters and their spouses manning the counter will be mixed blood who are comfortable with Spanish and English, and the grandsons and granddaughters running the shop floor will be full blooded Spanish-fluent Tejanos whose English is actually not that great.

Sometimes I walk into this kind of multigenerational, family owned shop, and everyone in there is full blooded, Spanish-fluent Tejano from the oldest family member down to the youngest, but on the back wall of the office, I will see a black-and-white photo of a full-blooded Anglo man in WW2 uniform, next to the framed veteran's flag and military decorations, who was obviously the patriarch whose lineage then got muttified.

They are all nice people, just interesting to observe the meme so vividly illustrated before one's eyes.
 
Ir*sh are bleached Arabs that floated over from Lebanon. I think a sort of Mestizo effect happened, where noble Scottish conqueror genes got mixed with Fenian mediocrity. With a few notable exceptions such as Henry Ford and Tom Brady, they just haven't accomplished very much as a people.

JFK = First and (thank God) only Ir*sh president. A bootlegger's vapid son, known for looking pretty and getting shot. Jews and Irish are over-represented in both American political parties, which is part of why both parties suck.
Saint Patrick = Grifter in a place where no snakes ever lived due to the cold climate. Proclaimed himself eradicator of snakes and of course those morons all believed it, despite never having seen a snake in their lives.

Ain't diversity great?

I would say that the Scottish and the Irish are equally terrible, with the Protestant Scots-Irish border reivers being the worst of the lot.

I'll admit I do get sort of overly hyperbolic and shitposty about my ancestry, but there is some legit criticism behind the hyperbolic self-loathing Scots-Irish schtick.

Mediterranean Europe invented White culture with the cultures of Classical Greco-Roman traditions plus the Italian Renaissance and the Enlightenment began in Italy and France.

Celtic Europe invented nigger culture, albeit inadvertently.

Appalachian hillbilly culture and black ghetto culture are both modern-day direct continuations of Scottish border reiver culture, the first gangbangers in America were Irish Catholic immigrants, the romanticized view of the Druids and ancient Celts personally remind me of Afrocentrism in some ways.
 
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I would like to clarify that OP does not speak for Florida, when it comes to Florida all of the stereotypes positive and negative are true.

The heat and the humidity do something to a man's soul, it leaves him teetering on the brink of normalcy. If left alone and given a chance to heal he could possibly retain his humanity, but no, every sort of person must trudge through his home bringing with them all of their issues and problems. They stop on their way to Disney to point and laugh at him as they shit on his lawn. Florida Man is very real, he is down here, we are all Florida Man.


In all honesty though the panhandle is a pretty interesting place, guessing it's like most natives and their home states, but most of the "attractions" are alright at best and the true beauty is often overlooked.
Unless you're a spring breaker or retiree looking for tax breaks, Florida is overrated. It's rapidly purpling and will become a Democrat stronghold where English is the third language (behind Spanish and Quechua) in the next generation or so. But but but Ron The Ben and Jerry's Warrior is so BASED!
 
Unless you're a spring breaker or retiree looking for tax breaks, Florida is overrated. It's rapidly purpling and will become a Democrat stronghold where English is the third language (behind Spanish and Quechua) in the next generation or so. But but but Ron The Ben and Jerry's Warrior is so BASED!

IMO, Florida is still better than anywhere in Appalachia.

But then again, I'm also an unhinged maltheist liberal who believes traditionalism is inherently evil (since it comes from God) and is also actively racist against his own people, so your mileage may vary
 
IMO, Florida is still better than anywhere in Appalachia

But then again, I'm also an unironic maltheist who believes tradition is inherently evil (since it comes from God) and is also actively racist against his own people, so your mileage may vary.
Has your hick ass ever even been to Florida? You sound like the people you criticize, who idealize Appalachia because they resent where they're from and it sounds different. You'd probably say Pyongyang was better than your holler.
 
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Have you ever even been to Florida or are you just saying? You sound like the people you criticize, who idealize Appalachia because they resent where they're from and it sounds different. You'd probably say Pyongyang was better than your holler.

I've briefly visited Florida once on a road trip to get some gas while I was going to Louisiana from Georgia, and it was okay where I was.

Not exactly the best judgment of a state but at least I set foot there.

Otherwise, you bring up a good point.
 
One thing that always strikes me is to see the 56% muttification laid plainly before my eyes when I walk into some long-established, multi-generational, family owned business (usually an industrial warehouse or machine shop of some sort) in Texas.

Grandpa or grandma in the back office will be full blooded Anglo, with very rough understanding or fluency in Spanish, and speaking English with the very strong local dialect. The middle-aged sons/daughters and their spouses manning the counter will be mixed blood who are comfortable with Spanish and English, and the grandsons and granddaughters running the shop floor will be full blooded Spanish-fluent Tejanos whose English is actually not that great.

Sometimes I walk into this kind of multigenerational, family owned shop, and everyone in there is full blooded, Spanish-fluent Tejano from the oldest family member down to the youngest, but on the back wall of the office, I will see a black-and-white photo of a full-blooded Anglo man in WW2 uniform, next to the framed veteran's flag and military decorations, who was obviously the patriarch whose lineage then got muttified.

They are all nice people, just interesting to observe the meme so vividly illustrated before one's eyes.
Most Hispanic people past second generation lose their Spanish so all the Mexicans and Salvadorans who came into American from the 60s-90s all have 2 or three generations under their belt and are being deracinated as we speak into white society.
 
>implying Scots-Irish border reivers are actually White

Also, I find your view of Appalachia to be both extremely inaccurate and far too positive and romanticized.

General Sherman and the Baldwin-Felts Detective Agency both did nothing wrong.
I'm not Scots-Irish lol, most of my ancestors were Catlickers. I do like Andrew Jackson though. He was mostly a great guy (probably didn't have to evict the Indians, they were basically white people with a different skin color at that point) and someone we need more of in politics.

Still hoping I can find that nice holler in Appalachia one day. I'm glad they've hooked up most of it to 5G and in a few areas even fiber internet.
 
Appalachia is its own thing. Not even all of it is in the south

This.

A lot of people forget that Appalachia is a whole beast of its own in terms of culture, and that the core of Appalachia covers parts of the Upper South and the Mid-Atlantic.

West Virginia is sometimes considered a northern state* since it staunchly was on the side of the Union during the Civil War (to the point West Virginia seceded from Virginia when the latter state joined the Confederacy) and it's also the only state entirely within Appalachia.

*- Depending on who you ask, WV is either the northernmost of the southern states or the southernmost of the northern states.
 
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