Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Oh keffals, what would you even do with a victory?
You keep all the tabs open, scroll through the farms looking for criticism and those to mock while staying locked inside your room afraid of the outside world.
You burn so brightly like a candle just before it goes out, screaming of its importance and we are just going to sit here and watch you do this to yourself.
Cause it's funny.
 
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Its funny that Luke's there for every 5 minute outage. Every little thing he's there because he has no life. Nothing to do with his time. All he has is an axe wound to grind. That's a shitty life. And I wish it on him in perpetuity.
He's one of the most terminally online troons ever. I wonder if he's one of the most active kf browsers too based on how he's always up to date on what happens on the site?
 
Lmao they don't even know about the random.txt (or do and are fucking lying to seem like badass haxxor activists).
I mean it makes sense when you finally go to a site that specific cliques on twitter and reddit keep parroting as some cybersatan that must be purged without even fucking checking whats actually on said site and you see text on the top you'd be confused till you move to a different page and realize it's just the same shit minecraft does on the title screen lmao.

EDIT: THERE WERE ALREADY 5 QUOTES BEFORE ME AUGH!
 
He's one of the most terminally online troons ever. I wonder if he's one of the most active kf browsers too based on how he's always up to date on what happens on the site?
He doesn't know any boundaries, how the fuck does this guy even function outside acting like a retard?
 
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laughing at men that cut their dicks off is now 'terrorism' according to the retard that went from FBI to NBC

LOLOLOL Imagine working for NBC after being near the goblet of power for so long. Must suck.
https://www.fbi.gov/about/leadership-and-structure/fbi-executives
There's a total 11 assistant directors that work at the FBI. Frank was incharge of FBI Counterintelligence Division for a brief period from Feb 2011 to August 2012 before leaving the FBI. Before that he was a deputy assistant for a few months since November 2010. On his linkedin, he gives off the impression he was an assistant director since 1987 when he joined the FBI as a special agent. Of course to the common person who doesn't look into this; it may come off like he has a more impressive resume than one would assume.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FBI_Counterintelligence_Division
https://archives.fbi.gov/archives/n...-of-the-fbi2019s-counterintelligence-division
https://www.linkedin.com/in/frankfigliuzzi
https://www.ticklethewire.com/2021/...figliuzzi-of-fabricating-passage-in-his-book/
And why he left as an assistant director is probably for many reasons. Almost like he has a history of false accusations.
possibly intended to whitewash a controversial decision Figliuzzi made 22 years ago ordering two agents to be strip-searched because the boxes they were transporting with millions of dollars in seized Miami drug money weren’t sealed according to FBI standards.

The strip-search turned up nothing, not one bill. But Figliuzzi and his boss subsequently were investigated by the FBI’s Office of Professional Responsibility (OPR) for alleged misconduct because they authorized a rare and demeaning strip. Though Figliuzzi wasn’t charged with wrongdoing, the decision was forever known in the bureau as “Stripgate.”

Figliuzzi’s truthfulness is especially relevant these days as he’s publicly attacked Fox News’ Tucker Carlson, accusing the host of either being ignorant or intentionally deceiving the public when he suggested the FBI might have played a role in the attack on the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6. He also has a podcast, “The Bureau with Frank Figliuzzi,” that is promoted as “exploring the intersection of leadership, values and security.”
 
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I really don't check the front page all that often but I feel 5.5k is about average from the times that I have checked it, even pre Cloudflare drop.

Honestly this is me the past couple of days as I'm trying to understand the logic that these brainrot's are employing to get to the conclusions that they are:
 
Lucas is such a fucking retard.
1. It's the Deep Web not "dark web"
Anyone can install Tor and use it unless you're talking about tails which is different and even more secure way of accessing Tor but still even that is not that hard to grasp.

2. Illegal sites on the Deep Web are called Dark Nets*, Kiwifarms is not an illegal site or Dark Net.

3. Fuck duckduckgo because it's the default browser for Tor and they censored "Russian Disinformation" meanwhile you can still access Dark Net* onion links to buy stolen CC's, fake SS cards, IDs, counterfeit notes, drugs, etc. Well you used to be able too, swim doesn't know anymore.

>change .net to .ru
“iTs ThA dUrk WeBs”

Lucas didn’t take his meds again
I love hearing people talk about the deep web who have never even lurked lol.
 
please get bent. (archiving now soz)View attachment 3679921
Do we even use hCaptcha? I don't recall ever having to fill out their captchas here ever. The only time I've seen anything that blocks bots is when we had Cloudfare and to stop DDoSing here.

I don't think we've ever used hCaptcha here ever and if I recall Kiwi Farms already has an anti-spam measure set in place where you're placed on a time limit if you keep posting way too fast.
 
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