We Are Russian Now

[FataBataRang]

My avatar was prophetic. We are now a Russian organization. Hail Putin, protector of Kiwi Farms. All glory to the Russian Federation. Stay mad, Keffals!

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

I thought we were onion farmers now?

 

[The Foxtrot]

@FataBataRang My avatar/namesake was also prophetic. Now, while I may be old and horribly outdated/outmatched, I can still put up a fair fight against the globohomo NATO dogs! They'll never get to the sacred Farms!

 

[The Tall Man]

I thought we were onion farmers now?

it won't let me log in on the onion farms
So I have to praise Putin

 

[Vexillology]

Блять.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Comrades, this is your captain speaking. Once more, we play our dangerous game, a game of chess against our old adversary - trannies and other weirdos on the internet. For nine years, your fathers before you and your older brothers played this game and played it well. But today the game is different. We have the advantage. It reminds me of the heady days of CWC and Tommy Tooter when the world trembled at the sound of our autism. Well, they will tremble again - at the sound of our laughter. The order is: engage the Shitpost Drive.

 

[Justtocheck]

Death to kholokhls?

 

[FataBataRang]

Comrades, this is your captain speaking. Once more, we play our dangerous game, a game of chess against our old adversary - trannies and other weirdos on the internet. For nine years, your fathers before you and your older brothers played this game and played it well. But today the game is different. We have the advantage. It reminds me of the heady days of CWC and Tommy Tooter when the world trembled at the sound of our autism. Well, they will tremble again - at the sound of our laughter. The order is: engage the Shitpost Drive.
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Aye, Comrade-Captain!

 

[Russian Bot]

Glory to mother Russia, and whatever freedom of speech we are graciously allowed by great Putin.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Glory to Russia! Glory to the fatherland!

 

[KekestKekkers]

Welcome to the zone, fellow Stalker!

 

[deso2y]

I love and respect Mr.Puddin

 

[incelistan]

Z

 

[Zoobles]

Of the two states that are oppressive regimes that silence dissenting political thought and conscript teenagers to get murdered for the enrichment of ogliarchs, Russia is my favorite

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

forever in the motherland's embrace

 

[NoReturn]

Time to learn our new cultural heritage.

 

[King Dedede]

Glory to Arstotzka <3

 

[Coelacanth]

I propose we adopt Floppa as our new mascot.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

The plastic world has won this war. The mockup proved to be stronger. The very last ship has cooled off. The very last lantern's got tired.
Lumps of my memories are stuck in my throat, oh.

Oh-woah, this is my defence. Funeral ball of an ignorant blind world.
Oh-woah, this is my defence. Comforting sun puddle cast by a glass eye.

This is my defence.
This is my defence.
This is my defence.
This is my defence.

 

[NoReturn]