🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[PaladinBoo]

It is fucking hilarious how Ralph's master semi-defended the Farms stating that while he is no fan of the Farms, however, if the Farms goes down than both his site and movement will be next. Meaning that dozens if not hundreds of people who stream on Cozy will lose their platform and their income. Ralph is too much of a low IQ, wrathful, inbreed, prideful and vindictive wigger to understand the implications of what will happen to him and his master if the site goes down. Ralph is already banned from YouTube and other major streaming platforms. What makes Ralph think that Keffals and his tranny cabal won't come after him next and take away his beloved blue checkmark on Twitter and get him to lose one of the last places he has a platform on thus making him lose his sole source of income?
As Count Dankula brilliantly put it; "The enemy of my of my enemy is my friend. Until they stab you in the back."
Don't go into a pig rage when Lucas and his army of trannies stab you in the back Ralph.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

It is fucking hilarious how Ralph's master semi-defended the Farms stating that while he is no fan of the Farms, however, if the Farms goes down than both his site and movement will be next. Meaning that dozens if not hundreds of people who stream on Cozy will lose their platform and their income. Ralph is too much of a low IQ, wrathful, inbreed, prideful and vindictive wigger to understand the implications of what will happen to him and his master if the site goes down. Ralph is already banned from YouTube and other major streaming platforms. What makes Ralph think that Keffals and his tranny cabal won't come after him next and take away his beloved blue checkmark on Twitter and get him to lose one of the last places he has a platform on thus making him lose his sole base of income?
As Count Dankula brilliantly put it; "The enemy of my of my enemy is my friend. Until they stab you in the back."
Don't go into a pig rage when Lucas and his army of trannies stab you in the back Ralph.

Imagine having two children you claim to care deeply about and putting your support into someone who would happily coach them into mutilating their bodies behind your back.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Imagine having two children you claim to care deeply about and putting your support into someone who would happily coach them into mutilating their bodies behind your back.

Or supporting someone who will gladly have you lose your sole source of income, the income you need to feed and clothe your kids as well as income needed to put a roof over their head, all so you can gloat and feel vindicated over a cancer patient and a gossip site owner losing their platform because they made fun of you for being a retard on the internet.
Ralph should have been born a woman because he doesn't act like a man but a petty and vindictive teenage girl who feels the need to salt the fucking Earth if she gets slightly slighted.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

It's super sexualizing for me (a Jewish man) as I plan to take my newest website BLACKEDMERICAFIRST.COM into the mainstream. Knowing Cozy Rozy's demographic - white trash, pooor, wanting the black dick - I will get her at 13 getting fucked by several black dicks on camera and advertise it as "Barely 18, Daddy's First Blacked And He Loves It" marketing and will make a killing off this.

You aren't funny.

 

[make_it_so]

Imagine having two children you claim to care deeply about and putting your support into someone who would happily coach them into mutilating their bodies behind your back.

Or supporting someone who will gladly have you lose your sole source of income, the income you need to feed and clothe your kids as well as income needed to put a roof over their head, all so you can gloat and feel vindicated over a cancer patient and a gossip site owner losing their platform because they made fun of you for being a retard on the internet.

Well, there's part of the problem - you're assuming Ralph actually gives a damn about either of his kids.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Well, there's part of the problem - you're assuming Ralph actually gives a damn about either of his kids.

Now now, he does care about them. Granted it the same way a child cares about their favorite Bakugan, you know, showing it off to all the other kids to seem cool and meaningless shit like that and then abandoning it for the next fad that comes along but is is technically caring.

 

[AltisticRight]

The Rage Pig is doing a truffle shuffle on his Twitter celebrating Cloudflare dropping us.
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I'm assuming of course that the dumb gunted subhuman fuck is too dumb, subhuman, and gunted to realized that the .ru site is still up and running, and none of our content has been lost.

Also, of course, being a dumb high-time preference wigger he doesn't realize or care about the larger implications - though his ex-janny does.
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It's not that Gator is smarter than the entirety of Ralph's unironic fans combined, even Ethan Ralph's owner Nicholas J. Fuentes understands the underlying implications. cozy.gov.il will not stand a chance against a butthurt troon without CloudFlare. I obviously disavow anyone trying to screw with the rage pig but I'm going be laugh when his checkmark is taken away. His bird app tick matters more than his children.

Also, site's still up. No doubt Ralph's browsing history is now full of .ru sites, with the odd "Blacked" keywords dialed into pornhub.

 

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lmao, lmfao even




Fixed:

 

[eDove]

Josh obviously wasn't describing his website as "unsalvageable" in that post, but the current situation of society/Internet as a whole. Can you not be drunk for just ten minutes so you can properly read, Ethan?

 

[Mynameisdark]

It probably chaps Ethan's ass how much better a communicator and writer Josh is in comparison to his own articles. He's so embarrassed by it he has to get wasted before even pressing a single key.
Another user put it best, he probably got a compliment in HS or College that his writing had a "conversational tone" thinking he had some sort of gift; rather than the backhanded compliment it really was.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The best criticism I can give Ralph is that Ralph writes at the level of a high school freshman who has access to a thesaurus… sorry a word of the day app. He also usually picks up one word and then repeatedly uses it thinking it makes him look smart or cultured. Iirc he used “sumptuous” conversationally for a year once.

I don’t know why he doesn’t just embrace his retardation and white trashiness. Just drop the lipstick on a pig act Ralph. Embrace wiggerdom.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Damn I can’t believe the site that I’m writing this on right now is dead. Whatever happened to killstream.tv again Ethan? Still gonna be up in 2 weeks like you said a year ago?

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Those are absolutely adorable pics of Rozy, but the Gunt of course ruins it with his dipshit trailer trash commentary.

It’s hilarious to me that he has no friends or family to show this shit to. Savor her being cute while you can Ethan. Her gene pool is a septic tank.

It is fucking hilarious how Ralph's master semi-defended the Farms stating that while he is no fan of the Farms, however, if the Farms goes down than both his site and movement will be next. Meaning that dozens if not hundreds of people who stream on Cozy will lose their platform and their income. Ralph is too much of a low IQ, wrathful, inbreed, prideful and vindictive wigger to understand the implications of what will happen to him and his master if the site goes down. Ralph is already banned from YouTube and other major streaming platforms. What makes Ralph think that Keffals and his tranny cabal won't come after him next and take away his beloved blue checkmark on Twitter and get him to lose one of the last places he has a platform on thus making him lose his sole source of income?
As Count Dankula brilliantly put it; "The enemy of my of my enemy is my friend. Until they stab you in the back."
Don't go into a pig rage when Lucas and his army of trannies stab you in the back Ralph.

I’m honestlyamazed that they haven’t, considering Null’s insane determination alone makes Cozy a better target of opportunity. It might be their potential fed connections, or that the troons realize that catnats are incredibly easy to manipulate.

 

[KKKaan]

It might be their potential fed connections, or that the troons realize that catnats are incredibly easy to manipulate.

AFaggots can't hurt troon feelings like a TRUE & HONEST farmer can.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It’s hilarious to me that he has no friends or family to show this shit to. Savor her being cute while you can Ethan. Her gene pool is a septic tank.



I’m honestlyamazed that they haven’t, considering Null’s insane determination alone makes Cozy a better target of opportunity. It might be their potential fed connections, or that the troons realize that catnats are incredibly easy to manipulate.

But no Cozy never gained sentience and violently murdered 3 trans people like this site did

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I’m honestlyamazed that they haven’t, considering Null’s insane determination alone makes Cozy a better target of opportunity. It might be their potential fed connections, or that the troons realize that catnats are incredibly easy to manipulate.

Nick the Knife is less of a threat to the Keffals and the groomers than Janny Jersh. If you put Nick or any of the retards from AF in front of a camera and have them try to explain to normies how bad the trans lobby is they’ll spill their spaghetti but Null could easily give a persuasive argument to a normie audience, all he needs to do is temper his vocabulary.

Also AF is probably just as gay as well as they don’t document the retarded shit people like Keffals says and make it easy and convenient to find.

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

Of course Ralph isnt going to think of the political implications of an action if it happens to his enemies. When ever something bad happens to an alog/alog group of his he will celebrate. In that way Ralph is ultimately cynical he only cares about what benefits him and not any higher principles.

 

[MeltyTW]

Of course Ralph isnt going to think of the political implications of an action if it happens to his enemies. When ever something bad happens to an alog/alog group of his he will celebrate. In that way Ralph is ultimately cynical he only cares about what benefits him and not any higher principles.

hes below that even, hes cartoonishly retarded in that he has actually stated here hed have him and his family starve to death with no freedom to make income online if itd be a bit of a nuisance to josh. hes a caricature made real.

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

One of Ralph's retarded guntsuckers made a tweet referencing Ralph's demon worshipping, and curiously it has now disappeared. No doubt he got a very angry DM from Ralph demanding that this slaunder be taken down NOW NOW NOW. This retard is learning that even if you are Ralph's 'friend', you can never make a joke at his expense or bring up embarrassing true information about him.

This also reminded me of an older tweet that Gunt made about praying to 'God' to smite Mr. Vickers. Considering that Ralph is an enthusiastic demon worshipper, one has to wonder if he was actually desecrating the shrine and praying to Moloch. His response to a concerned fan who tried to educate him on real Christian doctrine certainly seems to indicate this.

 

[MeltyTW]

One of Ralph's retarded guntsuckers made a tweet referencing Ralph's demon worshipping, and curiously it has now disappeared. No doubt he got a very angry DM from Ralph demanding that this slaunder be taken down NOW NOW NOW. This retard is learning that even if you are Ralph's 'friend', you can never make a joke at his expense or bring up embarrassing true information about him.

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This also reminded me of an older tweet that Gunt made about praying to 'God' to smite Mr. Vickers. Considering that Ralph is an enthusiastic demon worshipper, one has to wonder if he was actually desecrating the shrine and praying to Moloch. His response to a concerned fan who tried to educate him on real Christian doctrine certainly seems to indicate this.

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if thats true and gunt meant the opposite of what he said in the vickers tweet does that mean he was actually disparaging mr vickers for being saintly? Saint Vickers?