Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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On a lighter note, for all of the artistic farmers that contributed to this thread, allow me to introduce your competition:

Distinctively male features seems to be a theme for some reason:
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The alternative is stuff so autistic I'd need to eat a dozen of those old timey mercury thermometers to understand it:
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And finally, we have the true art:
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damn I wish I had fanart as beautiful as this
 
Nothing matters anymore. I can't be sure of this site's future, I can't be sure of my own. Get a job? Get a girlfriend? Everyone else can, but not me. Regret ever using this site.

For a while, I thought we were going to win. All this time, I thought the pendulum would swing our way. God damn it fucking didn't. Gave Null my money for nothing. Only to lose to people who actually seem happy on twitter. This is the lowest I felt in years, thanks for nothing, Kiwi Farms.

Edit: Fuck you guys for the ratings. Are you all blind? Get a grip, we lost.

For the deaf dumb and blind, he spelled out NIGGERFAGGOT from the capital letters in his sentences.
 
If Lucas claims we're on the "darknet" and either he or someone else is sending these to him doesn't it go against everything he's been saying?

He keeps falling for the doomposts AND is admitting to "accessing the darkweb" hahaha imagine being so stupid. HRT: not even once
Well, to be fair, Lucas also claims that he is a woman so i tend to doubt what he says a little bit.

For someone who is online pretty much 24/7 i'm surprised he isn't more familiar with this kind of bait or familiar with anything else about the Internet.
 
Nothing matters anymore. I can't be sure of this site's future, I can't be sure of my own. Get a job? Get a girlfriend? Everyone else can, but not me. Regret ever using this site.

For a while, I thought we were going to win. All this time, I thought the pendulum would swing our way. God damn it fucking didn't. Gave Null my money for nothing. Only to lose to people who actually seem happy on twitter. This is the lowest I felt in years, thanks for nothing, Kiwi Farms.

Edit: Fuck you guys for the ratings. Are you all blind? Get a grip, we lost.
Good job son. He fell for it that stupid troon fuck. Lmao
 
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Like clockwork.
If you bang on the glass, you will get a reaction.
But it is seldom fucking worth it, if at all.

Bravo, @AMHOLIO. I've never laughed harder at anything Lucas has posted until you baited him like this.

>"There is a life after hate."
>"If you renounce the farms, I would accept you."

:story::story::story::story::story:
Lucas is so far gone that he's trying to talk like he's Jesus. I've never seen a bigger protagonist complex than Lucas's. There's no one in the world who could compete. The next time he screencaps a KF post, he's gonna have bribed a Twitter mod to somehow give his posts red text and a fancy font so he can keep larping as the internet messiah.

Edit: FUCK, he figured it out
 
It's worth noting that both Lucas and his Brother have spent time in Mental Hospitals...
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I guess it's kind of obvious considering what we're dealing with but I never really made the connection now.
The common denominator in this unfortunate situation.
The cunt behind it all.

good job Mama Sorrenti! Here...you earned this...

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"I'm a former trans kid who got bullied so hard in high school"
And to cope with this fact you display obnoxiously militant behavior in an impotent attempt to cope. Lucas, your male sensibilities are showing again. You know what's actually pretty funny Lucas? The people who bullied you in high school have live's, job's and alot of them most likely have families, something you will never have. They live rent free in your head to this day and let's be honest your behavior is resultant from a grudge (like most troons) while they don't think about you at all. I'm sure you were bullied for the same borderline behavior that made you a lolcow in 2022 I bet they called you thing's like puffstate and tubby tits and when you would enter a room girl's would giggle and whisper quietly to one another. I get it women can be cruel Lucas, I bet deep down they even made you feel like less of a man. I couldn't imagine the feeling hating yourself for that pit you get in your stomach because your subconscious won't stop screaming at you to salvage your masculinity as the fairer sex berates you. I bet you wanted to hit them didn't you? You hate what is so unattainable for you because deep down you know that you will always be a bullied tubby incel who looks like he's about to drop the hottest spyro speedrun of 2022.
 
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Nothing matters anymore. I can't be sure of this site's future, I can't be sure of my own. Get a job? Get a girlfriend? Everyone else can, but not me. Regret ever using this site.

For a while, I thought we were going to win. All this time, I thought the pendulum would swing our way. God damn it fucking didn't. Gave Null my money for nothing. Only to lose to people who actually seem happy on twitter. This is the lowest I felt in years, thanks for nothing, Kiwi Farms.

Edit: Fuck you guys for the ratings. Are you all blind? Get a grip, we lost.
cool story bro
 
This whole thing started because he went after Destiny

And in the process it spawned a thread here... and then it was revealed he had done fart porn...


Maybe it was the fart porn that set him off. Either way too many people know about the fart porn and that ain't going away.
It was the grooming minors. He cares less about the porn and more about having access to teenagers and tweens.
 
Bravo, @AMHOLIO. I've never laughed harder at anything Lucas has posted until you baited him like this.

>"There is a life after hate."
>"If you renounce the farms, I would accept you."

:story::story::story::story::story:
Lucas is so far gone that he's trying to talk like he's Jesus. I've never seen a bigger protagonist complex than Lucas's. There's no one in the world who could compete. The next time he screencaps a KF post, he's gonna have bribed a Twitter mod to somehow give his posts red text and a fancy font so he can keep larping as the internet messiah.

Edit: FUCK, he figured it out
You know Chris Chan did it first and we love him a lot more, that should speak volumes.
 
I can't do this anymore.

I've tried therapy, I've tried every anti-depressant available in Japan, I've erased my entire internet presence back in July. I've tried everything, but nothing works. I can't stop having panic attacks. I can't stop feeling humiliated. I can't stop spending every hour of my life worrying about what your users are going to do next to me or my friends both onsite and off. It's been a three-year nightmare for me.

I know I'm different, but I've tried my best to be a good person. To learn from my mistakes and not repeat them. To help others wherever I could. But I've always been ridiculed for being different. It's been a constant my entire life. It's unbearable.

I can't live like this any more, it has wrecked my entire life. I really can't explain why this hurts me so deeply, and I know it's irrational. I can only tell you that I can't handle this anymore. "byuu" is all I have. I have no real-life friends, no identity off the internet, this is it. There's no other reason for my being but to try and emulate game consoles for people. I put my entire life into this.

So I'll give you the choice.

If you'll take down my thread, I'll offer you my entire life's savings: $120,000 USD, as much of that as you want, however you want it. I'll further offer you my services as a 20-year software engineer, free of charge. I've done my best the past three years to better myself and make changes for every point criticized there. I'm not involved with the fandom or non-binary scene and haven't been for years, I was just desperate to fit in somewhere. My politics are centrist and kept to myself, my social media accounts are all long-gone. You won't hear of me again, I'll just post emulator releases and that's it, absolutely no internet presence otherwise, on my word. And I'll keep going to therapy to try to get past this. This is me just outright begging you with everything I have. Please give me the chance to get through this. You won, a thousand times over already.

If not, then I'll reply with my dox: a scan of my passport, a recent photo, and proof that it's mine, for confirmation. And then I'll hang myself. I live alone, I've tested my setup with a slipknot on a solid climbing rope over a door frame, I've spent weeks doing my research on this, it works. I can nearly pass out with little effort or discomfort, the carotid arteries are easily compressible. A kick stool should be all that's needed. It won't fail, but if it were to, I live on the 14th floor and have a balcony. On my reputation and honor, having had no history of ever threatening this nor of being untruthful in my 20+ years online, I give you my word that I'm serious. You can post this e-mail if you choose. I won't make a big fuss about it online though, don't worry. It doesn't matter anymore.

I really tried to avoid getting to this point, but every day has been worse than the last for too long now. Those two weeks were the only time in the past few years where I felt any happiness at all. So it's up to you. Let me know what you decide please, or if you want anything else from me.
 
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