Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[RotPockets]

Eh slot that between being a bitch ass nigga and fake farts.

also lol at vaush thinking kf is dead. but to answer your question vaush, yes keffals going all in on only one plan of attack to get kf knocked out and that failing is less impressive than even twitter ratios because with twitter ratios they at least managed to get them.

They just expect it, they even try to call their shots like Babe Ruth.

Reeeee, save me troons, ratiolio!

 

[Punished Neco]

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Wow he really is just a big dumb idiot.

I guess that answers the question whether Lucas is cropping out the reactions down the bottom on purpose now

He's evolving! Unfortunately it's backwards

 

[Coomfucius]

Alright, someone sketch up some blueprints for a Kiwifarms mech-robot to get Keffals tweeting about how Null is gonna rampage the world with it.

Guys, the early testing of of the mech known as Alpha Yaeger 1 (codenamed kiwilossus) was a success! Pilots are now able to begin piloting the mech with the neural integration systems. Engaging with the mech however requires two pilots instead of one due to Neural Integration Shock caused by over taxing the pilots brain. So now we have decided to use to the two best candidates to act as the pilot for the mech. Unfortunately, resources are running out so we will only be able to make one mech instead of the planned seven. Currently, Kiwilossus is 90% done and the armor is all that needs to be added to the body of the mech. Everyone in the lab is very excited to see decades of hard work pay-off. Recordings of the first test will be added later, for now all we have is the photo of the neural integration test.

Spoiler: Pilots

 

[zeezoo]

Anyone mind posting that drawing of Keffals where he's really sweaty and gross and staring right at the viewer? I need to use it for something.

its called a picture

 

[VeeAndro]

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old ass chasers and retarded coomer teenagers, what a powerful movement. Also does this retard realize CF already dropped KF lmfao

What a disingenuous pinko commie faggot. It's some real tough talk to work for the FBI, let alone assist in directing it, and call anybody else evil. Even Keffals, quite frankly.

 

[Gabber Evangelion]

Judging by their video catalog, I am afraid to tell you they are in fact for real.
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this cocksucker is trying to make the same content as his idol Keffals but he just looks more retarded than any troon streamers + Keffals will never notice him

 

[Obsul]

its called a picture

Nah nah nah, I'm not talking about a picture, I'm talking about some MS Paint drawing I've seen multiple people here post, but I don't want to dig through 200 pages to find.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Judging by their video catalog, I am afraid to tell you they are in fact for real.
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You know what kinda fucks with me a bit?

The v-tuber thing is a (mostly) great resource for anonymous streaming while still retaining some personality and movement from a broadcaster. I had hopes it would be developed and taken advantage of by people who wanted to say what they felt while still being unable to be fucked with. To some degree that's true now.

But help my fuck, is it ever infested with these weirdos who have no social lives and no charisma.

 

[sevenproxies]

I too, am now leaving KiwiFarms with immediate effect. I used to say nigger all the time until Contrapoints converted me away from the alt-right.

I am now proudly trans and have also resigned with immediate effect from my post of Grand Exalted Cyclops of my local Ku Klux Klan, a position I have diligently held for the last fourteen years.

From now on, although I remain fiercely loyal to the white race, I shall be putting my energies first and foremost behind Keffals’ movement.

I’m from the South. My daddy is from the South, and my daddies daddy is from the South.

All three of us are from the South.

“We must secure an existence for our people, and a future for white children.”

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

It's a screenshot I took myself, here's the original.

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MFW synthetic hormones and adderall hit at once

 

[VeeAndro]

Bro... My fellow eshayz just found out that I've been posting about Keffals, they're threatening to dog me in to centrelink and cut me off my payments, and they're going to take my TN's.

This is it for me bros, I'm never going to make it in the Aussie rap game since people will know of my dark past of shitposting on site dedicated to farmer and agriculture of Kiwifruits.

LOL no OZ niggers give a shit.

 

[Xastur]

Keffals is not that dumb and falling for it. He probably knows that it is all bait, but it doesn't matter.
He has been on the internet and talked to his followers long enough that he knows no matter what shit he says, they will eat it up and not question it.

His followers don't care if it is not true or not, any evidence it is just bait can just be ignored.
The important thing is that the bait post, bait or not, is confirming the narrative that they are winning and the famrs are losing and people are abandoning the farms.
That is the only thing that is important to them. The narrative.
So he took the bait, that is still a win because the narrative.

A handful of them actually accepts that it was a fake bait post? It is still a win "look how evil kf users are baiting queen keffals".
And that is a Win too.

You are correct. He falls for the bait but ultimately doesn't care that much because of the narrative. However, anyone that knows anything about genuine lolcows knows the best thing you can do without directly interfering with whatever they're doing is to simply boost their ego and make them feel like they're on the top of the world with complete power. This is how you get the best show. I don't give a shit if Lucas grifts another $100,000 from his braindead followers. If he happens to manage to manipulate PR at multiple service providers into dropping service based on totally made up bullshit then it is just something that had to be dealt with eventually anyway. I want people like Lucas and V*ush to be the face of online political leftoidism, as they should be, because they are exactly the logical conclusion of such worldviews. It has been realized multiple times before this in every Western state like Germany with the Green Party. Life is just cycles. The faster a reaction happens to it the more likely it is a lower number of children get raped and abused. The best way to do that is to get all the biggest retards to put on flashing lights and sirens and preach the ideology in the public square while gaining as much attention as possible; embolden the other degenerates that will proudly proclaim support despite a mountain of evidence of wrong doing they blatantly ignore because they don't care or enjoy it. Make everyone else that is a functioning human with a conscious realize there is a big problem. Darkest before the dawn, etc.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

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Also, I missed this one earlier (even has Tard from PA):
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So he did fedpost. Thanks for admitting to it!

 

[Spectre777]

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This guy looks like a pedophile.

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Why do they always worship the trannies? Its almost like they lack their own brain to think with.

 

[Breadbassket]

You know what kinda fucks with me a bit?

The v-tuber thing is a (mostly) great resource for anonymous streaming while still retaining some personality and movement from a broadcaster. I had hopes it would be developed and taken advantage of by people who wanted to say what they felt while still being unable to be fucked with. To some degree that's true now.

But help my fuck, is it ever infested with these weirdos who have no social lives and no charisma.

VTubers have gone mainstream, with that is inevitable that there will be people who are trying to emulate the success of the more popular personalities but fail miserably because they have no charisma. Its like the amateur comedians who want to be the next big star but says jokes no one laughs at.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

It's a screenshot I took myself, here's the original.

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Look at that moustache shadow, disgusting!

 

[VeeAndro]

its called a picture

LOL

 

[The Internet Dick]

Lol and while we’re shitposting Elliot is calling Lucas racist maybe the 41% is because they all turn on their own
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Liz Fong-Jones is discovering the Truth of Keffals, a cruel, unyielding truth the Canadian Communist Party learned the hard way: Keffals is lazy, Keffals is sloppy, Keffals isn't especially bright. Fong-Jones is an autistic perfectionist: wealthy, entitled, raised in privilege, a graduate of the best schools, near the top of the progressive stack. In contrast, Keffals is a lumbering, slack-jawed Canuck for whom every second of unscripted airtime with reporters must--for Fong-Jones--be an agonizing eternity.

It's fun to imagine Fong-Jones finally cracking wide open under the pressure and physically assaulting Keffals, bounding over his immaculate desk, closing the distance and then going high, leaping like a killer rabbit for Keffals' jowly throat, armed with nothing but those pit bull-like jaws and the maniacal blood-lust common to all castrated Asians.

Not exactly Kazushi Sakuraba vs Royce Gracie, but I'd pay to see it.

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[MeltyTW]

They just expect it, they even try to call their shots like Babe Ruth.
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lol also it seems brianna wu and vaush are both under the impression the site is down and knowing how low iq and low attention span twitter users are this might actually hurt keffal's petty little campaign as alot of people think its mission accomplished lol. alot of them are even under the impression that cloudflare was hosting kf.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

“We must secure an existence for our transgender people, and a future for white trans children.”

FTFY