Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

This whole time I thought the only reason why Pat supported transitioning children was because he hates kids. Turns out he just wants them to ruin their life and make porn for him.

Maybe not mutually exclusive...
He pulls out his pistol and points it point blank at the black tranny child. "Jack off or I will turn you into pepperoni!"
 
Patrick is a fat faggot with bitch tits, and his growing gravitic field is probably going to consume Niki some day so we see some sort of Dead Space level grotesque amagamation of the two.
But holy shit it makes me so incredibly MATI that he so brazenly supports the exact tactics he decries as criminal and illegal that he supposes people use against him. What a faggot. I hope Quasi sends a repo man some day to Starship Repo what is owed.
 
"Multiple ongoing criminal investigations"

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Hey, if there are any glowies here, could you please look into these rape and death threats? I'd feel a lot better if this twisted individual was locked in a cage and not free to threaten people on twitter with rape and death.

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The "lolcows are not real" cope is particularly silly coming from Patrick because, unlike other big lolcows, he has obviously made an effort to be less lolcow-y. If he sincerely thought he was acting "normal" then there would be no reason to have stopped posting effeminate selfies using fat girl angles as a dude in his 40s
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or to stop blogging as Torque Wheeler, stop posting "Burning bullies at the GYM" type fiction, stop posting standup shots. But he did stop in a calculated effort to try to deprive us of his milk.

He has jussst enough self-awareness to feel ashamed for his lolcow antics, at least during short moments of clarity.

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I'm not sure if it's self- awareness so much as it is the O&A fellas easily tearing apart all of his lies and fake stories and then flooding his Twitter replies mocking him for them. Pat hasn't made any particularly wild claims of bar fighting, earning money or competing in triathlons since they made him their primary source of milk. They even ruined the half-marathon thing for him. He's also very fat.
 
Off topic but wtf does this mean? I keep seeing this acronym lately and these are the only definitions I can find.

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Wtf do these have to do with Fatrick?

I can only see a connection with the last one, which talks about mass.
MATI=Mad At The Internet. It's slang we use here to describe someone who gets unreasonably angry at someone on the internet. People on the internet have no power over you unless you let them have it, so it's not usually worth getting angry at what they do.

As an aside, Mad At The Internet is the name of Josh's weekly podcast. Give it a listen; it's fun!
 
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If internet rumors are to be believed (which they are), Patrick S Tomlinson purchased several pairs of these pants for his wife, Niki and insists that she wears them at every opportunity. Strictly for her safety of course; it doesn't arouse him.

There are other rumors that he can sometimes be seen tugging at the fake appendage and muttering "If only this was real" but this is simply childishness that I for one, do not believe.
 
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If internet rumors are to be believed (which they are), Patrick S Tomlinson purchased several pairs of these pants for his wife, Niki and insists that she wears them at every opportunity. Strictly for her safety of course; it doesn't arouse him.

There are other rumors that he can sometimes be seen tugging at the fake appendage and muttering "If only this was real" but this is simply childishness that I for one, do not believe.
Wrong as always, stalker. It is insulting to me that you allege I would buy mine at a store, not hand craft them and stuff them only with the finest Tomlinson brand Pepperoni. I will spare no expense to protect the vagina of my second better wife, which I have access to at all hours of the day. Prison awaits.
 
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