Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

That led to me finding his IMBD page. Take a look at this filmography.
Okay I have some questions about
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That sounds like gay porn to me.
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Well okay, Sam could be a man but that's reaching, so the gay part is ruled out, the porn part not so much. But four minutes? Now granted, that's four minutes longer than I want to see of a porno with Rick in it but couldn't last longer? Beats Mumkey Jones though he only lasted 45 seconds.

Okay, okay, no porn jokes, I actually found it. Behold:
I had actually the same facial expressions as the guys not Fat. The fuck was I watching? This is comedy? I mean I suppose it's about on par with his standup. He is actually the only one who is a dad in this, they gave him a plastic baby since he abandoned his real one and that's the only kind he's safe around. "I own a town house" LMAO fat, good one, only one that actually made me laugh. It's just over three minutes, half of it are establishing shots, this was shit, Fat was fat and awkward.
 
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He just can't stop Single White Femaling John Scalzi.
He wishes he could be John Scalzi but he doesn't understand the reason Scalzi isn't a lolcow but he is, despite having nearly identical politics, is Scalzi doesn't get into (too much) retarded social media drama and doesn't seem to be personally a complete piece of shit the way Rick is.
 
He wishes he could be John Scalzi but he doesn't understand the reason Scalzi isn't a lolcow but he is, despite having nearly identical politics, is Scalzi doesn't get into (too much) retarded social media drama and doesn't seem to be personally a complete piece of shit the way Rick is.
And also Scalzi is genuinely funny, works hard and is relatively svelte for his age.
 
He wishes he could be John Scalzi but he doesn't understand the reason Scalzi isn't a lolcow but he is, despite having nearly identical politics, is Scalzi doesn't get into (too much) retarded social media drama and doesn't seem to be personally a complete piece of shit the way Rick is.
Whaaa? Has he calmed down? I haven't paid attention in ages, and he was never Pat tier, but Scalzi used to fight on Twitter back in the early days of the platform.

I agree he's probably a way better person too.
 
Ladies, brothermen, and now confirmed farms enjoyer Rick Thomas, I must admit that I have sinned. I have contributed nothing to this great thread despite the mirth Fatrick and you all have bestowed upon me over this past year. While this will not change, I come from onionland to present Boomia savagely feltening our favorite niggeroni salesfaggot (apologies in advance if formatting is off, page is jank):

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I love how this fat ass nigga talks (as we all agree). Also this tweet, like he just cannot STOP at all. He's like those kids in high school that would brag over the most pettiest things. And as with all of his tweets, Fatrick only manages to push 14 likes out of his mostly botted follower count.

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Pat believes that if you are around Nazis, you are a Nazi. Birds of a feather flocking together, dime con quien andas, etc. So, one conclusion about his association with Pedos is obvious. Now, There is no evidence that he has acted on any pedo impulses or exchanged thumbdrives with any of his fellow SFWA members at a Con. What is it that is sometimes said? Absense of evidence is not evidence of absense. He is a mentally diseased compulsive liar capable of many unsavory things as we have seen.
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You know what? Let's take yet another look at Paul Weimer.
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I won't post Mr. Weimer’s swingset upskirt or bathtub photos of children here. I don't even keep them in my archives; others have them.

Unsurprisingly, given his appearance and affiliation with Plaintiff Pig, Mr. Weimer is truly a goddamn weirdo.

Would you like to read one of his stories about bondage, nipple torture, cumswapping, foot fetishism, whipping, and being railed in the ass with a dildo? Try A Draught of the River Lethe!

Robert gulped nervously and stammeringly nodded in the affirmative. While having sex with Jennifer before, she had sometimes inserted a wet finger into his rectum and it had felt good, but this was a horse of a different color.

Robert, beginning to enjoy the penetration began pushing his ass backward in time to the thrusts.

Felt like that last one was missing hair pulling and tickle torture? Give Bondage Slave’s Tale a read!

What was NOT my imagination, however, was the next sensation I felt. I didn't hear the sound of the latex glove snap on her hand, but I did suddenly feel a rubber clad finger running up the crack of my bottom. Almost involuntarily, I pushed my butt back against it.

Madeline grinned evilly as I leaned my head up and tentatively began licking my gooey come off of her chin and around her lips. Finally, she kissed me on the mouth.

As she walked me to her front door, she kissed me and then whispered deliciously into my ear. "Next time pet, we'll make your butt a little more... full.

Want most of the above, but in a Star Trek: The Next Generation fanfic!? Pining for more hot tailbone action? Boy howdy, do you ever need Flashes of Light in your life! Thrill as Lieutenant Paul is seduced by short, plump ginger medical officer Lieutenant Carroll! Swoon as they make out with bread crumbs and clam chowder all over their faces in the holodeck’s Disney World program! Mmm, so sexy!

Paul, do you remember the physicals and samples you gave the other day?" she said, a mischevious glint in her eye. "Err, yeah..." Paul was a bit confused. "Well, you never gave me a sperm sample. I think it is time you did, don't you?

Paul's hand found its way under Lisa's teddy and onto the spot on her back just above her butt. He began rubbing the tailbone, causing Lisa to start to moan with pleasure as her hands continue to rub Paul up and down. "Oh, goddess, I need your cock in me!" Lisa exclaimed

Still, though, these were all with adult women, right? Well, let's use Pat-logic for a moment:
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Mr. Weimer, then just "Jvstin," (I'm not sure when he earned his title and became PrinceJvstin) belonged to a ring of revolting yet still corny amateur smut "erotica" writers that would rate each other's work. Let's see what one of the gladly accepted and well-rated submissions, The Babysitter, was about:

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Billy needs some money to go to Boy Scout Camp, and so he agrees to baby-sit for his neighbor Julie.

Anyway, Julie is about eleven, I guess, and Billy is maybe five years older; and so naturally he notices her panties while they're playing
Naturally. And it's OK because the watcher is 15ish. It's like how it's OK to ogle the toddlers in anime because they're really 9,000-year-old dragon spirits disguised as toddlers.

so when she goes up to take a bath he watches through the keyhole and gets all turned on and has to go into the master bedroom to masturbate <g>, but Julie gets out of the tub and takes a picture with a flash camera of Billy jerking off and hides the picture and says she'll show it to people unless Billy does what she says. Since what she says is what Billy was thinking about anyway while he was masturbating in the master bedroom after watching her take a bath, he plays some sex games with Julie and then goes home. But she says he had better come back the next day, because she still has the pictures. This is why Boy Scouts don't make really good baby-sitters - from the parents' point of view, that is.
Stupid, unenlightened parents. But yeah, 8/10 for this fine work. It's OK because the guy ogling the naked 11-year-old is also a minor (being written by a pedo), and it's OK to have the 15- or 16-year-old doing sexual things with her because she's blackmailing him, so it's really about empowerment. Pedo logic at it's finest, folks.

So, Rick, I know that Paul (so far) hasn't been convicted of sexual offenses against minors, unlike your buds Jackson Jones, Dr. Pizza, and Dom Franchetti, but, using your own Nazis-at-a-table logic, how would you respond to this post? I'll assume you'll just bury your head in the sand like an obese ostrich.
 
We've long debated whether or not we can call rick a pedophile, whether or not he fucks kids before he grinds them up, or if he's just pedo adjacent, but I don't think anyone who takes one look at Paul thinks he wouldn't rape a child. The only reason I would believe that he hasn't already done it is that he's too cowardly. The man obviously wants to fuck kids, in between being fed his own cum by a woman.
 
Forgive me if this may have been posted, you can rate me late because I’m not that well versed in the Fatricksphere. However, tonight probably one of the most surreal experiences of my life ever happened to me. I turn on my TV as I’m preparing to go to bed for some background noise. The “Science” Channel was on and I shit you not, guess who’s fat fucking face greets me on my television. That’s right, our dear friend, Fatrick. View attachment 3687204

He was on some show called “Strange Evidence” talking about secret Aryan Nazi occult weapons in the Arctic :story: The episode was called Nazi Arctic Lights and aired on 9/1/22. The episode is on the Science Channel website, but it’s locked. If anyone else can manage to get an actual screen grab or clip from it, be my guest. The website is here.
Check out the yellow skin around his eyes. Rick's liver is in decline.
 
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That sounds like gay porn to me.
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Well okay, Sam could be a man but that's reaching, so the gay part is ruled out, the porn part not so much. But four minutes? Now granted, that's four minutes longer than I want to see of a porno with Rick in it but couldn't last longer? Beats Mumkey Jones though he only lasted 45 seconds.

Okay, okay, no porn jokes, I actually found it. Behold:
I had actually the same facial expressions as the guys not Fat. The fuck was I watching? This is comedy? I mean I suppose it's about on par with his standup. He is actually the only one who is a dad in this, they gave him a plastic baby since he abandoned his real one and that's the only kind he's safe around. "I own a town house" LMAO fat, good one, only one that actually made me laugh. It's just over three minutes, half of it are establishing shots, this was shit, Fat was fat and awkward.
It sounds like horribly cheap/badly made gay porn. like, too low budget for onlyfans.
 
We've long debated whether or not we can call rick a pedophile, whether or not he fucks kids before he grinds them up, or if he's just pedo adjacent, but I don't think anyone who takes one look at Paul thinks he wouldn't rape a child. The only reason I would believe that he hasn't already done it is that he's too cowardly. The man obviously wants to fuck kids, in between being fed his own cum by a woman.
I can say with 99.99% accuracy that Paul Weimer lusts for kids.
 
Forgive me if this may have been posted, you can rate me late because I’m not that well versed in the Fatricksphere. However, tonight probably one of the most surreal experiences of my life ever happened to me. I turn on my TV as I’m preparing to go to bed for some background noise. The “Science” Channel was on and I shit you not, guess who’s fat fucking face greets me on my television. That’s right, our dear friend, Fatrick. View attachment 3687204

He was on some show called “Strange Evidence” talking about secret Aryan Nazi occult weapons in the Arctic :story: The episode was called Nazi Arctic Lights and aired on 9/1/22. The episode is on the Science Channel website, but it’s locked. If anyone else can manage to get an actual screen grab or clip from it, be my guest. The website is here.
Surely more people will become acquainted with this episode if we make efforts to repeatedly post "Patrick Tomlinson secret Aryan nazi" ad nausem and push it up the searxh results. That's not how any of this works? Oh well.
 
Forgive me if this may have been posted, you can rate me late because I’m not that well versed in the Fatricksphere. However, tonight probably one of the most surreal experiences of my life ever happened to me. I turn on my TV as I’m preparing to go to bed for some background noise. The “Science” Channel was on and I shit you not, guess who’s fat fucking face greets me on my television. That’s right, our dear friend, Fatrick. View attachment 3687204

He was on some show called “Strange Evidence” talking about secret Aryan Nazi occult weapons in the Arctic :story: The episode was called Nazi Arctic Lights and aired on 9/1/22. The episode is on the Science Channel website, but it’s locked. If anyone else can manage to get an actual screen grab or clip from it, be my guest. The website is here.
Thank you for that screen-cap, but I'd rather imagine him in an episode of "The Haunting" where he questions the source of the awful stink in his house. Forty-five minutes of Fatrick talking about ghostly stalkers and it turns out that it was Niki burping nog-gas from her vag all along.
 
We've long debated whether or not we can call rick a pedophile, whether or not he fucks kids before he grinds them up, or if he's just pedo adjacent, but I don't think anyone who takes one look at Paul thinks he wouldn't rape a child. The only reason I would believe that he hasn't already done it is that he's too cowardly. The man obviously wants to fuck kids, in between being fed his own cum by a woman
Even Rick admits it
 
On the topic of Rick's TV appearances, I found a good-length clip from "Planet of the Metal Aliens." The Youtube downloader sites I use don't like this link for some reason and I haven't been able to download it to clip out Pat's bits but he's sprinkled pretty liberally throughout. I never knew anything deep about this genre of trash TV before but it looks like they just bring in random sci-fi writers to act as pretend experts and read the script to lend credibility to the show's claims. Very strange, but people keep watching these shows and I'm sure people like Pat aren't exactly expensive to have on.

One thing I noticed is this is from a few years ago and Pat is noticeably thinner than he is now. He's still fat though, and absolutely fucking greasy.

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