Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Telo Miriam said:
(Apologies for the double post but I don't have an edit button)
barbecue steak bites and peaches.

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Compared to some of his other atrocities, this actually looks like something it would be possible for a human to eat under at least some circumstances.
 
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Ah yes, convenience store microwaveable meals. Good to see Lucas is being more health conscious after that health scare.
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The fact he has failing kidneys and goes out of his way to drag himself down to the corner store to buy the worst thing he could possibly eat, short of a bag of sugar and a brick of lard, speaks for itself. There is no way his doctor didn't tell him eating that shit is a big no no.

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convenience store food, he has no kitchen
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You bring up an interesting point. We know that lucas had access to a kitchen at the fatbox halfway house mallon place runs that they put him in after the nursing home stuff ended, because he posted videos using it to cook stuff. So it makes me wonder if he really has been kicked out by mallon place over something. Why else would he drag his ass down there to buy a microwave meal of all things? He has been pretty quiet about his living conditions and hasn't really said anything at all about mallon place for awhile now. and we all know how lucas's way of dealing with situations that make him look bad is to pretend they don't exist

Telo Miriam said:
barbecue steak bites and peaches.
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That legitimately looks like actual dog treats I bought for my dog at walmart a few days ago. No joke. Same size, color and texture. Why the hell would he put peaches in that of all things? His sense of taste must be all kinds of fucked up. and you can bet he put a ton of pepper all over those peaches before he ate that

That said, while the site was down I did a little digging into lucas's history and noticed a few interesting things:

This is his old high school. Funny thing is a famous game designer and writer that is about lucas's age and would have been there at the same time as lucas. It makes me wonder if lucas knew him or knew of him and somehow got some of his interests from the guy. Lucas does have a weird habit of latching on to the interests of others at times. and you know how lucas likes to go on weird rants about kurt cobain? Well surprise surprise - he went to the same school lucas did. Not at the same time mind you and lucas never would have known him but it makes me wonder if bringing him up so often in weird ways is some kind of weird flex he takes pride in and convinces himself they have some kind of weird shared history because of their generation and happened to go to the same school even if it was at very different times. Kind of like a weirder version of how stormfront types like to go on about the accomplishments of the white race that they personally had nothing to do with beyond coincidently sharing the same race as people who had those accomplishments. Seems like a very lucas thing to do. and my favorite part of the whole thing: the fact there was a big fire at the school in 2002 that destroyed the library, counseling offices and such, and knowing lucas was drugged to the gills, semi institutionalized and barely aware of his own existence he was so nuts at the time, and knowing his fascination with burning things, it amuses me to wonder if somehow drugged up psychotic lucas somehow waddled back to his old highschool and tried to burn down the counselors office to destroy any records that might imply he was crazy or creepy during his time at the school, before waddling back to whatever psych ward or group home he was stuck in at the time

That said, he doesn't seem to be doing very well at all. He might be one of the ones that goes downhill pretty fast. Not that it should be too surprising considering his lack of self care, multitude of health problems and continuing to stuff himself like a turkey. I'd say he's at the depressive stage. I won't be surprised if he starts trying to put out feelers to get a new kidney before too much longer. He's too much of a narcissist and far too entitled to give in too easily. I'd say its likely he hasn't told his family about his health either, as if he had you can be sure myrna would be talking about it to try to score pity points

and given he claims to be a militant atheist he's probably that much more pissed off given he believes death is the end. I wonder when the fear will start setting in
 
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At this rate it looks like Lucas may in fact outlive the farms which is truly a tragedy
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Jewsh can always buy more routers. Lucas cannot buy more kidneys.

WonderWino said:
That legitimately looks like actual dog treats I bought for my dog at walmart a few days ago. No joke. Same size, color and texture. Why the hell would he put peaches in that of all things? His sense of taste must be all kinds of fucked up. and you can bet he put a ton of pepper all over those peaches before he ate that
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Lucas' "cooking" reminds me of that of fellow narc incel loser bum Romeo Rose. Both have so thoroughly destroyed their taste buds through self-abuse that they can only taste the strongest and most clashing flavours. A Clinical Psych once told me that a weak sense of taste is often co-morbid with schizoid or schizotypal personality disorders, and nobody's sure exactly why. Lucas and RR have a lot in common, actually. One sexual experience with a woman much older than them, an unsuccessful obsession with much younger women that drove them to being catfished over and over and not learning from it, a propensity for public meltdowns, long, spergy lists of requirements for sexual partners that reveal delusionally high standards, an obsession with believing themselves to be genetically superior creative geniuses despite being stupid, delusional bums, periods of homelessness, all sorts of things. RR disappeared a few years ago after logging onto the farms pretending to be his own imaginary girlfriend to announce he had committed suicide (he did this several times over the years, and not just on KF). It wouldn't surprise if RR had since keeled over from the 'beetus, or his own heavy drinking, since then.
 
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The mooo cow is back in the kitchen. Making stew! Lucas's stew looks plenty good! How dare that jerk insult it! Get blocked, bigot!

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Da Dude123 said:
The mooo cow is back in the kitchen. Making stew! Lucas's stew looks plenty good! How dare that jerk insult it! Get blocked, bigot!

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I can't say i'm the least bit surprised that lucas uses the word 'creep' in a manner that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. It just makes him look stupid, especially considering how sketchy he gets when someone calls him a creep

After all, he's the one who keeps claiming creep is a bigoted term and the equivalent of calling a black guy nigger. According to his own statements he's making a very inappropriate comment there
 
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wenttobermuda said:
If wailing troons bar me from the place I go to read stories about retards, fat women and faggots, I will be mad at the internet.

It's encouraging that Lucas is sharing his cooking again, but the steak bites with peaches and stew are uninspired and do not rise to the level of cheesy cukes.
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I'm a bit surprised he didn't melt cheese over the whole thing. seems like the kind of meal he would do that to

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I'm convinced that stew is broth, meat, veggies and an instant gravy packet.
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Yeah that definitely looks like it. Its not like he had enough meat to make an actual gravy out of, and that definitely isn't the canned stuff. Looks like a watery gravy mix like you'd get at the dollar store
 
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WonderWino said:
The fact he has failing kidneys and goes out of his way to drag himself down to the corner store to buy the worst thing he could possibly eat, short of a bag of sugar and a brick of lard, speaks for itself. There is no way his doctor didn't tell him eating that shit is a big no no.


You bring up an interesting point. We know that lucas had access to a kitchen at the fatbox halfway house mallon place runs that they put him in after the nursing home stuff ended, because he posted videos using it to cook stuff. So it makes me wonder if he really has been kicked out by mallon place over something. Why else would he drag his ass down there to buy a microwave meal of all things? He has been pretty quiet about his living conditions and hasn't really said anything at all about mallon place for awhile now. and we all know how lucas's way of dealing with situations that make him look bad is to pretend they don't exist


That legitimately looks like actual dog treats I bought for my dog at walmart a few days ago. No joke. Same size, color and texture. Why the hell would he put peaches in that of all things? His sense of taste must be all kinds of fucked up. and you can bet he put a ton of pepper all over those peaches before he ate that

That said, while the site was down I did a little digging into lucas's history and noticed a few interesting things:

This is his old high school. Funny thing is a famous game designer and writer that is about lucas's age and would have been there at the same time as lucas. It makes me wonder if lucas knew him or knew of him and somehow got some of his interests from the guy. Lucas does have a weird habit of latching on to the interests of others at times. and you know how lucas likes to go on weird rants about kurt cobain? Well surprise surprise - he went to the same school lucas did. Not at the same time mind you and lucas never would have known him but it makes me wonder if bringing him up so often in weird ways is some kind of weird flex he takes pride in and convinces himself they have some kind of weird shared history because of their generation and happened to go to the same school even if it was at very different times. Kind of like a weirder version of how stormfront types like to go on about the accomplishments of the white race that they personally had nothing to do with beyond coincidently sharing the same race as people who had those accomplishments. Seems like a very lucas thing to do. and my favorite part of the whole thing: the fact there was a big fire at the school in 2002 that destroyed the library, counseling offices and such, and knowing lucas was drugged to the gills, semi institutionalized and barely aware of his own existence he was so nuts at the time, and knowing his fascination with burning things, it amuses me to wonder if somehow drugged up psychotic lucas somehow waddled back to his old highschool and tried to burn down the counselors office to destroy any records that might imply he was crazy or creepy during his time at the school, before waddling back to whatever psych ward or group home he was stuck in at the time

That said, he doesn't seem to be doing very well at all. He might be one of the ones that goes downhill pretty fast. Not that it should be too surprising considering his lack of self care, multitude of health problems and continuing to stuff himself like a turkey. I'd say he's at the depressive stage. I won't be surprised if he starts trying to put out feelers to get a new kidney before too much longer. He's too much of a narcissist and far too entitled to give in too easily. I'd say its likely he hasn't told his family about his health either, as if he had you can be sure myrna would be talking about it to try to score pity points

and given he claims to be a militant atheist he's probably that much more pissed off given he believes death is the end. I wonder when the fear will start setting in
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He is the type of person Kurt hated, people like him are why Kurt hated Aberdeen. Aberdeen as a whole is just depressing as fuck. Lucas probably wouldn't still be alive if he never left.
 
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WonderWino said:
I'm a bit surprised he didn't melt cheese over the whole thing. seems like the kind of meal he would do that to


Yeah that definitely looks like it. Its not like he had enough meat to make an actual gravy out of, and that definitely isn't the canned stuff. Looks like a watery gravy mix like you'd get at the dollar store
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That looks watery as hell. Jesus Christ, you fat pedophile, let it reduce.

That being said, it’s good to be back.
 
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Yeah that definitely looks like it. Its not like he had enough meat to make an actual gravy out of, and that definitely isn't the canned stuff. Looks like a watery gravy mix like you'd get at the dollar store
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It's going to be revolting. Like chugging gravy. I think with some celery, more carrot, potato and a thickener of flour it would be an okay stew. But I guess a chunky bowl of gravy is plenty good.
 
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Thats not something i'd be too surprised about considering we're talking about a guys who call themselves '24' and 'skeletor da god.' They're not as far off from lucas's level of stupidity as they think

That said I came across this old classic, that truly shows how much of a creepy underage girl obsessed predator he is

Its a fairly long watch but holy shit are his pedo delusions in full force

My favorite highlights include

Little 11 year old kids try to approach me
School girls go teehee all the time around me
If I professed my love for 16 year olds they'd be all over me like butter on a potato
If I were taking pictures of them at the mall the mall authorities would ban me, thats why I don't do that
'f I was brash about it and just said I want to f and date 16 year old you would see the reaction I would get would be all these thumbs up

I also like how he doesn't realize the contradiction when he goes on about how he can't take pictures of any of these 16 year olds that love him in public to prove his claims because the authorities wouldn't like that because it would totally be doxing and harassment, only to go on about how he hates the globe and nobody should go there because of 'rumors of' predators and guys drugging women there all (that he totally didn't make up himself) because they kicked him out and banned him for recording women in the club without their consent, which i'm sure didn't end well when he got confronted for it

and that 'like butter on a potato' comment weirder me the fuck out. It always comes back to food somehow with him. It reminded me of that seinfeld episode where kramer starts rubbing himself down with butter all the time after finding out her can use it as an aftershave. I can just imagine shirtless lucas rubbing himself down with butter like he did with the foot cream on his face videos and doing videos laying on his bed getting grease all over it and looking shiny and greasy as fuck, making himself look as repulsive as humanly possible, all while giving his crazy eyed manic chimp grimace and proclaiming how all the 16 year olds at the mall want him like he's one of the beatles or bernie sanders.....and then laying down to sleep in said bed, still covered in all the butter. and of course lucas being lucas, not washing it off for days, in the heat and humidity of summer. Imagine the fucking smell and greasy unwashed bedsheets and mattress

But yeah there are tons of classics in that goldmine of a video. Its astounding he hasn't ended up in jail for saying shit like that yet, especially considering how often he creeps around areas with teen girls and does creepy shit in public
 
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