Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

cuttysnark said:
Rick has shit his pants everyday we were gone and 70 men with melanin have farted into Thick Niki's vagina.
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Bzzz. Wrong, Stlaker child. These days, Piggy doesn't so much shit as ooze. Boxcar Nikki has been growing increasingly frustrated with her hog and the peggings have been unusually vigorous. Patso's rectum is wrecked. He most certainly will post a selfie where the box of Depends is visible in the background. He'll say they are Nikki's. He lies.

Patso spent our end of summer vacation being very productive. Let's see. Patso is claiming a 5th swatting. The Pizza delivery bit. Weight gained. His new Pedo-adjacent buddy, Journoslime Jef. Embarrassing himself on twitter ( goes without saying. images courtesy of Owen A Forms. He's a good egg.)
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Oopsie. Doodles. Piggy.

Take a moment to look at that twitter avatar of his. The watch. It is a Fossil Architekt, specifically a FS4009 black dial. (someone on OnA pointed this out.) Fossil was one of the original *fashion watches*, coming before MVMT and Daniel Wellington. They are cheap Chinese junk. Readily available for a pittance from AliBaba, only without the branding. Of course Patso would have such a watch.

I did mention the weight gain.
 
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Sweet, we're finally back! Fuck Trannies.

Followed Fatty over on Owen A. in the downtime, apparently he got swatted again?! :story: Also, Rick not believing it was Boomia harrassing him in one text message because the message didn't contain enough typos to be really by Boomia was high-key hilarious, i give Piggy that one.

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Our friend Owen A has not been idle during the downtime. Here's a pic that brought a smile to my face as I quietly awaited prison Kiwi Farms.
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That one also got a nigga's ribs good.
 
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John_Smith said:
Take a moment to look at that twitter avatar of his. The watch. It is a Fossil Architekt, specifically a FS4009 black dial. (someone on OnA pointed this out.) Fossil was one of the original *fashion watches*, coming before MVMT and Daniel Wellington. They are cheap Chinese junk. Readily available for a pittance from AliBaba, only without the branding. Of course Patso would have such a watch.
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Does this physically gargantuan choad gobbler have anything other than pleb taste in anything at all?
 
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Breaking news: I have shown some Pat content to the gayest man I know to give him the once over with the gaydar and he confirmed to me that Rick S Thomas is, and I quote: "GAAAAAY". Yes, he used five a's. I don't know that you can get better confirmation than that, and as a bonus I have used my eyeballs feloniously to also confirm that Rick is getting fatter and greasier by the minute.

Also here's a picture of his "home grown" "garden fresh" "not store bought" produce
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Getting the ol' 'beetus just from looking at how much sugar he uses.
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FAT
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Project Zircon said:
I just wanted to confirm that Big Pat is still a fat faggot. Did he fix his fence yet?
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It has been reinspected and the thing dismissed. Did he fix it, did the pay someone else to fix it, did they bribe an official, was he just so annoying they let it slide? Nobody seems to know and unless someone's gonna go there and check which I very much recommend against it will remain a mystery. At least until he uploads another video of himself vandalizing something of his.
 
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AnOminous said:
The simplest ones are the best. A worthy successor to Wookieposting.
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I quite liked this one
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get-tar manajerk said:
Josiah did a face reveal.

Rick is now afraid NASA might target him thinking he is an asteroid. On account of the obesity.
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No that was just Karl Pilkington.

Chef Rick made another appearance too
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Good to be back, that birthday message got me good. Still a fat cunt, too. Rick couldn't live without us, he'd receive even less atttention long term in case that pfp of a sweaty faggot pointing a finger towards his low functioning 1.2 GPA brain wasn't enough to deter you.
 
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