Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

If you were a fat lazy fuck like Keffals with an overnight 100k at your disposal, what would you honestly do: spend it on a boring lolsuit, tuck it away in a savings account (as if you have the longevity patience for that) or go on vacation to the Grand Canaries to get yourself dilated by some Spanish trannie chasers?
I mean, Lucas already has the 100k plus whatever amount they made on their streams. He could lay low and just enjoy the rest of the trannybux.

Who is going to hold them accountable anyway? Outside of KF there is really not many people and they risk the possibility of getting deleted off the Internet for speaking against Moloch's chosen.

It's a win-win afterall, we got lots of laughs at the Discord trannies that Lucas surrounds himself with and he got 100k. Truly a happy, heartwarming tale at the expense of retards working for free. (at least until the unfortunate fuck who has to check Lucas' devices finally does his job)
 
Speaking of that ellenfromnowon tranny I'm just gonna leave these here
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Coincidence? I think not
 
You know, the new cover story for the GoFundMe fraud is that Keffals is supposedly working a super-secret lolsuit that he can't talk about. At least, according to this idiot, who obviously has all of the insider scoop:

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Keffals on the other hand claims that he put all the money from the GoFundMe in a savings account and that he can't even use it to buy a house because it's just not enough. Pay more, paypiggies! Gotta buy Keffals a fortress!

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Keffals apparently also claims to have spent 10k on some kind of "security service", whatever the fuck that means. No receipts whatsoever provided because the cult never asks for any evidence.

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I on the other hand consider the idea of Keffals using the money from his "legal' fund to go on some more vacation to the Grand Canaries way more likely than any of the above:

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If you were a fat lazy fuck like Keffals with an overnight 100k at your disposal, what would you honestly do: spend it on a boring lolsuit, tuck it away in a savings account (as if you have the longevity patience for that) or go on vacation to the Grand Canaries to get yourself dilated by some Spanish trannie chasers?

If I remember correctly Lucas stated on Twitter that he will go back to Canada next month (October).
A few days ago we learned that he is single now.

So anyone here thinks he is really going back to Canada soon?

(I don't; he's living the life in Ireland. He will soon declare how his in a relationship with that Irish troon now. Mark my words)
 
Thanks, that's in line with what I was looking for. So we have two tweets now where Keffals was openly threatening to use the stolen KF user data to target thousands of us IRL. Tweets he later deleted to cover up the fact that he was violating Twatter's excuse of a ToS to issue overt threats against thousands of KF users, most of whom don't even post in this thread and certainly had nothing whatsoever to do with the doxxing or the SWATing.

BTW, if anyone has the original link (or an archived one) for the other tweet where Keffals was encouraging his cyber criminals to use stolen KF user data to target KF users IRL, I ask you to please share those links with me. Send me a DM if you don't want to post them here.

For those of you who missed it, this is the tweet I am looking for. The person below took a screengrab before Keffals deleted it to cover up:

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BTW Keffals, look up "unclean hands" and "fruit of the poisonous tree", if you think LE or the courts will allow you to submit criminally hacked and stolen user data to sic LE onto your critics. Yeah, I know you don't give a fuck about the law, that's why you break it while thinking you're above it but you're not. I know you tell yourselves delusional BS like, quote, "It's not illegal if it worked", but that's not how the law works, that's only your delusional mind making up excuses to justify crimes:

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We know you and Ellen Murray were in touch with the hackers who committed the security breach, and that you two were effectively directing them to do it for the sake of stealing KF user data. Ellen openly admitted on Twatter you were using Signal to communicate with the hackers: "TO THE SIGNAL GROUP CHAT BUNKER". Woops!


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Again: Neither LE or the courts will ever allow you to submit criminally hacked and stolen user data as evidence.
We on the other hand can easily show, on the basis of your own deleted tweets, that you commissioned the hack with malicious intent and that you were in touch with your cyber crime gang throughout the hack.

You are not a victim Keffals, you're a fraud and an unrepentant criminal who victimized thousands of innocent KF users, most of whom don't even know this thread exists and have never posted anything here.
What a fucking sperg. If something working could turn an illegal action into a lawful action, then you could justify anything. Even when you give an affirmative defense, you don't plead "well it was the most effective method," you plead you had to do an illegal act to stop a greater evil act. I.E. you walk into your kid's room and there's some unknown weirdo backing your kid into a corner and for some reason his pants are off, so you kill him.

As Josh has to say every fucking time; the site and what we do here is legal. The times there isn't, he sent shit to the feds because he can't ignore them. But I don't think the big brain who isn't aware that DDoS attacks are a felony and run afoul of the computer fraud and abuse act has enough brain cells to understand that.
 
Question. Keffals has been amazingly quiet since the site came back online. Is the bobposting thing keeping them quiet or are they happy they fleeced a shitton of people and want to memeory hole they didn't get the site down?
i suspect its because he spent endless amount of time talking about how he destroyed the site and it was never coming back again ever. to start up again would be to admit he lied. plus one can only keep up with this sorta thing for so long.
It could NOT have been Keffals personally, that much I am sure about. He's completely inept technologically, he relies on his "team" (i.e. Discord mods) to get anything done beyond posting tweets. If he tried to do any gay ops, he would get caught immediately.
my theory is that ellen person is to blame. the way they act on twitter comes off way more insane than keffals in my opinion. could have also just been a random troon lurker whos just had an account on hold this whole time who knows. hopefully with this password reset thing going on we will have less problems with fed posts.
 
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While I admit Lucas may never get a full on lolcow cults page on the front (ya know with the lolcow legends Chris, DSP, Tommy Tooter, and Yavin?) He certainly tried to get there. He waged a full on war with the farms, DDOSed us to hell and back, may be behind the hack or at least encouraged it, and not to mention all the firebranding he did to try and get the twitter masses fired up to take down the site.

Part of the Lowcow cults board is cult though. Lucas may have had a fired up following a month ago but because he pushed his luck and didn't know when to pick up his ball and stop, that following is starting to ditch him. He'll probably linger and sperg to the few eternally loyal followers he's able to rack up, but as boss said. The momentum against us is starting to dwindle. So in conclusion Lucas will just have to settle for being the reason the stinkditch board was started. To keep track of the amholes and seahorse dads of the world in one convenient place.
 
It could NOT have been Keffals personally, that much I am sure about. He's completely inept technologically, he relies on his "team" (i.e. Discord mods) to get anything done beyond posting tweets. If he tried to do any gay ops, he would get caught immediately.
Bradley/Chelsea Manning is involved with the #DropKiwiFarms campaign, Ellen Murray and Keffals openly thanked @xychelsea for his involvement on Twatter.

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When Keffals was referring to being a part of a "network", he was referring to the same network of cyber criminals that Manning also belongs to. Remember, Manning is literally a convicted cyber criminal with a criminal record who has done time for his cyber crimes. Keffals has access to other convicted cyber criminals in his network via Manning. These are people who don't give a shit if they break the law some more. Manning goes in and out of jail constantly, so he doesn't give a shit if he aids and abetts or personally hacks KF. Every time Manning goes to jail he gets to grandstand about if as a professional activist to make more money while in jail than he does on the outside.

Manning knows a lot of hackers, including trannies who are former disgruntled Tor employees and are the kind of people who would know how to launch an effective DDoS attack on the Tor network, because they know the Tor network intimately from having seen it and worked on it from within.
 
While I admit Lucas may never get a full on lolcow cults page on the front (ya know with the lolcow legends Chris, DSP, Tommy Tooter, and Yavin?) He certainly tried to get there. He waged a full on war with the farms, DDOSed us to hell and back, may be behind the hack or at least encouraged it, and not to mention all the firebranding he did to try and get the twitter masses fired up to take down the site.

Part of the Lowcow cults board is cult though. Lucas may have had a fired up following a month ago but because he pushed his luck and didn't know when to pick up his ball and stop, that following is starting to ditch him. He'll probably linger and sperg to the few eternally loyal followers he's able to rack up, but as boss said. The momentum against us is starting to dwindle. So in conclusion Lucas will just have to settle for being the reason the stinkditch board was started. To keep track of the amholes and seahorse dads of the world in one convenient place.
Unfortunately there's always kids with negligent parents ready to be groomed by Keffals and repeat the cycle. The wind may be out of their sails now but that doesn't mean it can't suddenly be picked back up by a fresh pack of freaks
 
We've been back up for about 24 hours now. I too am curious as to why he has yet to say a word about our return, because knowing how he's acted previously, this would enrage him enough to sick his DDoS brigade on the site yet again. Is it he who wishes to lay low now?
He doesn't have to. Other people are openly working to take us down again.
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The evidence that this has never just been about taking down KF continues to mount. Them accusing Libs of TikTok of getting special treatment by Twatter is ironic.
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He doesn't have to. Other people are openly working to take us down again.
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The evidence that this has never just been about taking down KF continues to mount. Them accusing Libs of TikTok of getting special treatment by Twatter is ironic.
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"We, a bunch of people who don't use your services, are organizing a boycott of your services."

Also love the ultimatum about how 'dropping the farms won't be enough' - if a bunch of people not paying them money are going to be assholes to them regardless, then just keep the farms on since, y'know, money.

Plus, the 'what the fuck are you talking about' angle the company seems to be taking is hysterical in that context.
 
He doesn't have to. Other people are openly working to take us down again.
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The evidence that this has never just been about taking down KF continues to mount. Them accusing Libs of TikTok of getting special treatment by Twatter is ironic.
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God they are so unfun, they literally can't come up with some entertaining or witty banter.
 
He doesn't have to. Other people are openly working to take us down again.
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The evidence that this has never just been about taking down KF continues to mount. Them accusing Libs of TikTok of getting special treatment by Twatter is ironic.
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"What are you talking about?"

Could it be possible that they could be so hated that eurocuck tech companies would be fed up with their bullshit and just keep the services out of spite?
 
How does this relate to Keffals? Outside the fact they are related, It seems like they both have distanced themselves from each other and they most likely hate each other now or at least he hates Keffals. He just seems like the avg /pol/tard with nothing notable other than being related to Keffals.
It shows everyone coming out of that household goes insane
 
In the time that the Farms was down Lucas managed to get involved in a ableist controversy. attack black tweeter and go on a misogynistic rampage threatening women.

He also possibly got his buddy Bobposting caught in a criminal investigation for the bathtub hrt and soon has to return to Leafland where one can only hope the London police finally got finished looking at the image of Lucas harddrives.


Lucas sure is winning. Keep it up.
Apologies for late response. The reply box needed some negotiating to accept images. Speaking of "keeping it up" I had commented with a decent rundown on Otokonoko Pharma in A&N and that got yeeted in the restoration. @Gone Ham compiled a wealth of information about them long ago. It's important everyone remembers that "HRT" that comes in boxes like this:
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Is made from powdered horse-piss from China. Which the Chinese themselves will say is not even suitable for veterinary use. But this guy will mix it up to sell to you:
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His "facility" is a second floor unit in this shithole in Brazil:
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Lucas and Bobposting don't just tell you how to mix up some bathtub troonshine. They'll endorse and facilitate the international trafficking necessary for you to buy some made in this random troon's bathtub. Also not related to the troonshine, team @RangerBoo all day! Fuck Keffals!
 
Lucas claiming he wants to go after Tucker Carlson next is hilarious to me. The only reason you even got KF temporarily offline was because you harassed and threatened the DDOS mitigators this site relies on. You can't do that to Tucker. You can't do a fucking thing that would even touch Tucker. He's a mainstream public figure propped up by FOX one of the biggest news corporations in the world. He also has the money to sue you into oblivion if you tried to ruin him.
a guy who's able to show massive anime tits to the general public and say "exploding milk porn" aloud not just once, but multiple times, is a force to be reckoned with.

what's lucas gonna do, get tucker fired for broadcasting the same views FOX agrees with?
 
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