Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

Keffals is a literal hunchbacked eunuch, who cut off his own penis. He looks like a mix of Quasimodo and Severus Snape with a hormone disorder. He spends all day on the Internet because he will never have a life outside of it. He targets children not just because he's a pedophile groomer, but because they're some of the only ones who will put up with him or be gullible enough to believe his bullshit.

He's a puppet of higher forces that have motivations for taking the site down, and is essentially discarded now that his usefulness is done.

His physical health and mental health will continue to rapidly decline as time goes on, and having this brief moment in the sun will hurt his ego even more long-term because he'll never stop chasing this e-fame.

Imagine deplatforming some people being the height of your life, and your only friends being other mentally-ill eunuchs, pedophiles and degenerates who are all waiting to stab you in the back the second you step out of line.


Truly a pathetic, Quasimodo-looking abomination. Lucas is also very fat which is amusing. I hope he does more IRL streaming so we can get funny angles of his chinless face, hanging gut and bitch tits.

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lowenergy said:
While Keffals going after Tucker and inadvertently signing his own death warrant would be poetic justice, I don’t think it’s going to happen. What I would like to see is Keffals attempting to “cancel” Tucker Carlson and not only failing, but never getting so much as a mention or hint of acknowledgment.

I think deep down Lucas wants to be seen as almighty and important. It’s not like he can leave behind any kind of legacy—genetic or otherwise. What else does he have but his delusions of grandiosity and a bunch of retarded sycophant followers? His refusal to acknowledge that KF is up and running shows how high he gets off his perceived success, and how much he depends on being seen as someone so important they can wave their hand and make the bad things go away.

Going after Tucker Carlson like he attempted to do with KF, and being completely and utterly ignored would crush him emotionally. While he needs to be held accountable for the fucked up shit he’s done, and I hope that comes to pass, I would like nothing more than to see him attempt to defeat another one of his enemies and utterly fail. Let this loser fade into obscurity until the night he ends up on the news…but only as the faggot groomer he is.
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He didn't defeat any of his enemies though, I am literally posting on his kiwifarms thread right now!

That's really just the cherry on the cake, he really does just fail at fucking everything.
 
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Cuckoman said:
Occams razor. It is likely much simpler. Keffal simply had an terminally online friend in Ireland so why not go visit your friend and spend time with them. That is why keffals went to Ireland. To spend some time with a friend.
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Makes sense. I just wonder if that was always the plan when the first video of being in hiding and renting AirBNBs was a thing.
 
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Okay, I can't really bare to watch this guys content because of how unlikable he comes across but what would be his estimated IQ? My guess is 95 - 105, but I haven't really viewed more than a minute of his content.
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Too high. I'm guessing around 85-95 IQ. Lucas is not a very smart man. Only a low IQ retard would boast of their crimes on the internet believing that they will never be punished. He is however a sociopath which is what makes him dangerous to others.
 
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Ethan Ralph Is 5'1 said:
>here's why traditional gender roles are actually the root cause of the tranny menace, if they didn't exist to begin with they could never be attacked
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Perhaps I wasn't clear with my original comment. Traditional gender roles in their totality are not bad, it's making baseless generalizations about what's "normal" when it comes to something insignificant like what toys kids like or their favorite color. And I didn't say that's the root cause of troondom, I said it perpetuated it, which can be demonstrably proven by just taking a look at literally any tranny, and observing how stereotypical their perception of masculinity and femininity is. When it comes to what they think makes a woman a woman, and a man a man, you realize they're 100x more backwards and closedminded than the most primitive hillbillies in the deepest trenches of the South
 
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7th Dweller of Da'at said:
Perhaps I wasn't clear with my original comment. Traditional gender roles in their totality are not bad, it's making baseless generalizations about what's "normal" when it comes to something insignificant like what toys kids like or their favorite color. And I didn't say that's the root cause of troondom, I said it perpetuated it, which can be demonstrably proven by just taking a look at literally any tranny, and observing how stereotypical their perception of masculinity and femininity is. When it comes to what they think makes a woman a woman, and a man a man, you realize they're 100x more backwards and closedminded than the most primitive hillbillies in the deepest trenches of the South
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Misunderstandings happen. As long as you don't want to fuck Lucas' colon we can all be pals.
 
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RangerBoo said:
Too high. I'm guessing around 85-95 IQ. Lucas is not a very smart man. Only a low IQ retard would boast of their crimes on the internet believing that they will never be punished. He is however a sociopath which is what makes him dangerous to others.
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Sounds about right. Keffals comes across as only marginally more intelligent than Russell Greer, who is an 80-85 IQ.

There are similarities between those two such as delusions of grandeur, raging narcissism and being a danger to women. They also each have a raging hateboner for the Farms, blaming us for allegedly ruining their respective lives.

That said there are some key differences. At least Russhole has a job and doesn't go anywhere near kids.

The weapons of choice are also different: Russhole's weapon is the courts, Keffals is Twitter/Discord. Keffals has a posse, Russhole acts alone.

The biggest difference is effectiveness: Russhole is completely ineffective, which makes him hilarious. Keffals has proven to be mildly effective, though I suspect he's just an especially mouthy puppet. Were he not picked up by the TRA movement, he'd be just as ineffective as Russhole.
 
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Trip Chesterton III said:
All that speculation comes from this chan post (I don't havea archive, I just copied this screenshot from twitter), so I mean, who knows if this is made up or not.

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Kinda related
Comedian/podcaster/live call in show host Danny Polishchuk joked on his show that if someone wanted to pay the $500 he would buy the same big fake titties the teacher has.

Royce from ROTC took up the challenge...

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Cuckoman said:
I think you are overthinking it. This theories about legal jurisdictions and needing to be able to be close to a border etc etc.
That is a lot of planning for possible future events. Keffals have never shown to be able to plan for things.

Occams razor. It is likely much simpler. Keffal simply had an terminally online friend sexting buddy in Ireland so why not go visit your friend sexting buddy and spend time have sex with them. That is why keffals went to Ireland. To spend some time with a friend have gross tranny sex with an online stranger.
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Fixed for you
 
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Big Al's Famous Pork said:
The percentage isn't worth marketing to.

You are a legit retard if you don't grasp that boys mainly buy boy toys and girls mainly buy girl toys. Outliers are not a factor.
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WTF are girl toys and boy toys? I googled "girl toys" and this is the whole first screen:

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So basically pink plastic consoomer shit? You're retarded and I hope you don't have any daughters.
 
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Something Awful said:
WTF are girl toys and boy toys? I googled "girl toys" and this is the whole first screen:

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So basically pink plastic consoomer shit? You're retarded and I hope you don't have any daughters.
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Imagine girls liking pink stuff.
The feeling is mutual you fucking weirdo.
 
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RangerBoo said:
Too high. I'm guessing around 85-95 IQ. Lucas is not a very smart man. Only a low IQ retard would boast of their crimes on the internet believing that they will never be punished. He is however a sociopath which is what makes him dangerous to others.
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But he's aware that he won't get punished. You might be slightly undershotting it because you dislike him. Then again he doesn't really have any skills.
 
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