Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[TakeSoma]

This is all ego driven, he doesn't give a fuck about his fellow "dick girls" or consequences for that community.

As with Lucas, Elliot cares only about validation and being a protagonist. He envies Lucas badly, he wants people's admiration, mainstream media reaching out for interviews. He's unable to look at Icarus example, again, as Lucas.

 

[BoomerPrime]

This is all ego driven, he doesn't give a fuck about his fellow "dick girls" or consequences for that community.

As with Lucas, Elliot cares only about validation and being a protagonist. He envies Lucas badly, he wants people's admiration, mainstream media reaching out for interviews. He's unable to look at Icarus example, again, as Lucas.

These clowns all have Main Character Syndrome and really think they're out there fighting the forces of evil, or something. News flash, troons: this is a website for people to shitpost and laugh at dumb stuff, not the Deep State, Legion of Doom, or the Fourth Reich.

Also: YWNBAW

 

[pursuitsnail]

[EDIT] I mean, for real though: imagine how devastating that chat-injection hack could have been if they hadn't put everyone on high-alert before blowing their load, or tipping off Null to the exploit with that limp-wristed attempt to blame Poast. It must really be chapping their axe-wounds thinking about all the hilarious shit they could have done with unfettered access to the server/front-end/whatever. Suck it long, and suck it hard trannies! You got the gendie euphorias, made several unforced errors, and ya played yourselves. GG, no re! lol

Whoever did it probably guessed that trying to grab the user database would set off alarms, so after it crashed they blasted the forums before losing access. Given the threats Keffals was making and how Fong-Jones was talking like KF is some kind of cult that needs to be escaped, I would guess more than anything they wanted that database. They thought the emails and passwords would be some kind of golden bludgeon they could use to scare people into disappearing.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

These clowns all have Main Character Syndrome and really think they're out there fighting the forces of evil, or something. News flash, troons: this is a website for people to shitpost and laugh at dumb stuff, not the Deep State, Legion of Doom, or the Fourth Reich.

Also: YWNBAW

We are literally terrorists because we have ruined Robert Z’Dar movies for him.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

Whoever did it probably guessed that trying to grab the user database would set off alarms, so after it crashed they blasted the forums before losing access. Given the threats Keffals was making and how Fong-Jones was talking like KF is some kind of cult that needs to be escaped, I would guess more than anything they wanted that database. They thought the emails and passwords would be some kind of golden bludgeon they could use to scare people into disappearing.

As someone who watched it happen in real-time, the sequence of events seemed to be:
1. Random profile pics started getting swapped out to Poa.st logos. These seemed to be happening one-by-one, with a priority for high-visibility posters and active chat-users.
2. Suddenly the site goes down
3. Null explains off-site that he noticed the failed download attempt (file too large) and pulled the plug.

But I'm sure a drool-dog will be around shortly to correct me if I am in error.

Now, if they were wicked friggin' smaaht about it, they would have:
1. Waited until the one person who could stop them was asleep, or at the very least not active on-site and in-chat, before gaying up their ops.
2. Skipped the extra gay-oppery of calling attention to their reindeer games. Letting people know they're being hacked is a sure-fire way to wake the jannies and get them mitigating damage.
3. Compiled a list of commands to slyly inject into chat one after the other, leaving all parties none-the-wiser as they slowly delete key targets, maybe wipe some logs, jumble up some databases, etc.
4. When all their mission critical shit is done and with every last kiwi doxed, THEN top it all off by re-branding KF with a brand new LGBT rights theme that would make a AAA corporation blush.

Boom. I can barely even HelloWorld.bat, and I'm already a better hacker than these chucklefucks.

“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it."​

 

[FinnSven]

Whoever did it probably guessed that trying to grab the user database would set off alarms, so after it crashed they blasted the forums before losing access. Given the threats Keffals was making and how Fong-Jones was talking like KF is some kind of cult that needs to be escaped, I would guess more than anything they wanted that database. They thought the emails and passwords would be some kind of golden bludgeon they could use to scare people into disappearing.

How pathetic to be honest.

Sure maybe just maybe one or two people might be embarrassed or maybe lose their job by being exposed as a kiwifarmer, but that would have to be people who have openly either riled against kiwifarms or people who work in some sort of trans supportive role.
It’s always easily explained away by just saying that one set up an account years ago to address an offensive claim on the forum and then forgot about it.

These clowns all have Main Character Syndrome and really think they're out there fighting the forces of evil, or something. News flash, troons: this is a website for people to shitpost and laugh at dumb stuff, not the Deep State, Legion of Doom, or the Fourth Reich.

Also: YWNBAW

Just out of what I assume about the world, but doesn’t basically “everyone” have Main Character Syndrome?

I take that it becomes a problem when the person is so narcissistic, they don’t understand that other people are not just npcs?

 

[repentance]

Theres a thing called archivebox I think it can be self hosted not sure if it would work like archive.ph though I've been looking into running a service like this and it unfortunately isn't very cheap. There needs to be a lot more archival services like the ph one. And for some reason having archival services like you mentioned upsets fong dong cause that means people can archive when he says dumb shit. The rules have always been once it's on the internet it's there forever. I think it should stay that way

I've been using Ghostarchive lately.

 

[BoomerPrime]

Just out of what I assume about the world, but doesn’t basically “everyone” have Main Character Syndrome?

I take that it becomes a problem when the person is so narcissistic, they don’t understand that other people are not just npcs?

I suppose from a certain point of view you're right, especially about the narcissism, but I think the 'Syndrome' part of it implies that people have gone off the rails a bit. I found this article about it, which was interesting.

Key points:

• Main character syndrome is when somebody presents, or imagines, themself as the lead in a sort of fictional version of their life.
• Digital communication platforms make it easier for people to fall into the trap of main character syndrome.
• Main character syndrome could share traits with psychological problems like narcissistic personality disorder for a minority of people.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

As someone who watched it happen in real-time, the sequence of events seemed to be:
1. Random profile pics started getting swapped out to Poa.st logos. These seemed to be happening one-by-one, with a priority for high-visibility posters and active chat-users.
2. Suddenly the site goes down
3. Null explains off-site that he noticed the failed download attempt (file too large) and pulled the plug.

But I'm sure a drool-dog will be around shortly to correct me if I am in error.

Now, if they were wicked friggin' smaaht about it, they would have:
1. Waited until the one person who could stop them was asleep, or at the very least not active on-site and in-chat, before gaying up their ops.
2. Skipped the extra gay-oppery of calling attention to their reindeer games. Letting people know they're being hacked is a sure-fire way to wake the jannies and get them mitigating damage.
3. Compiled a list of commands to slyly inject into chat one after the other, leaving all parties none-the-wiser as they slowly delete key targets, maybe wipe some logs, jumble up some databases, etc.
4. When all their mission critical shit is done and with every last kiwi doxed, THEN top it all off by re-branding KF with a brand new LGBT rights theme that would make a AAA corporation blush.

Boom. I can barely even HelloWorld.bat, and I'm already a better hacker than these chucklefucks.

“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it."​

Further proof that a smart troon is an oxymoron.

 

[Pee Cola]

I think the main issues are a) anything hosted by Null is going to come under the same sort of attack pattern we're seeing from Dong Long Gone and the rest of the Legion of Troon. Also, the storage requirements might be pretty significant; there is a LOT of autism to record, after all. The idea of a self-hosted archive is great, but I think it'd need to be distributed/decentralized to solve both of those problems.

Setting up a binaries newsgroup would solve the storage and decentralisation issues, albeit at the expense of accessibility. You need a paid Usenet newsgroups account to both upload to and download from binaries newsgroups (although many newsgroup providers accept payment in crypto due to binaries newsgroups being almost exclusively for those that sail the high seas). That's one barrier to entry.

Another barrier is just how old school newsgroups are, and there's a small learning curve. 20 years ago this wouldn't be a big deal. But in current year where people expect their phones to spoonfeed them absolutely everything, said learning curve might as well be vertical.

 

[BoomerPrime]

Setting up a binaries newsgroup would solve the storage and decentralisation issues, albeit at the expense of accessibility. You need a paid Usenet newsgroups account to both upload to and download from binaries newsgroups (although many newsgroup providers accept payment in crypto due to binaries newsgroups being almost exclusively for those that sail the high seas). That's one barrier to entry.

Another barrier is just how old school newsgroups are, and there's a small learning curve. 20 years ago this wouldn't be a big deal. But in current year where people expect their phones to spoonfeed them absolutely everything, said learning curve might as well be vertical.

Now THAT is an idea, fren. You're right though, there's a bit of a learning curve, and unfortunately USENET is prone to being flooded with nonsense when some pissant gets mad at a group, but that could be the last digital repo that isn't infested with troons, SJWs, and people with the emotional fortitude of a 4 year old.

I can't wait to submit the charter for alt.binaries.kiwifarms to have it propgate

 

[The Line]

Now, if they were wicked friggin' smaaht about it, they would have:
1. Waited until the one person who could stop them was asleep, or at the very least not active on-site and in-chat, before gaying up their ops.

The hack happened immediately after Josh's stream with Metokur. In this stream, Josh states that it is very late where he is and that he would be going to sleep right after.
It seems very probable that this is why the hack took place when it did; having confirmation that Josh would have been asleep rather than an estimate where you'd risk fucking up the timezones or not taking into account how erratic his sleep schedule could theoretically be.

 

[Procrastinhater]

My sources tell me Fong-Dong Gone was at a costume party when he heard the news that the Farms was back - and on the .net as well.
He took it about as well as you could expect:

 

[AStupidMonkey]

The hack happened immediately after Josh's stream with Metokur. In this stream, Josh states that it is very late where he is and that he would be going to sleep right after.
It seems very probable that this is why the hack took place when it did; having confirmation that Josh would have been asleep rather than an estimate where you'd risk fucking up the timezones or not taking into account how erratic his sleep schedule could theoretically be.

Well, they couldn't have possibly boned it up any worse, considering ol' Janny Jersh was online and visibly in chat as it happened. If that was their thinking, it's like planning an elaborate bank heist, and then getting nailed by a truck because you didn't look both ways before crossing the street. lol

Ya love to see it.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm starting to think that Kermit's alleged "tech-savvy" is somewhat exaggerated. He was probably hired by Google just to fill a diversity quota.

And he was such a dick even Google paid him a huge sum of money just to fuck off and go away. It's one thing to hire a completely useless troon to do nothing and jerk off to porn, but another to have an actively hostile troon deliberately fucking up your business every day instead of doing his job.

It's not like he has any skills at all, he just randomly looks up stuff and then starts making terrorist threats against any name he finds, whether or not they have any connection to whatever has his stink ditch itching.

 

[Dyn]

As someone who watched it happen in real-time, the sequence of events seemed to be:
1. Random profile pics started getting swapped out to Poa.st logos. These seemed to be happening one-by-one, with a priority for high-visibility posters and active chat-users.
2. Suddenly the site goes down
3. Null explains off-site that he noticed the failed download attempt (file too large) and pulled the plug.

But I'm sure a drool-dog will be around shortly to correct me if I am in error.

Now, if they were wicked friggin' smaaht about it, they would have:
1. Waited until the one person who could stop them was asleep, or at the very least not active on-site and in-chat, before gaying up their ops.
2. Skipped the extra gay-oppery of calling attention to their reindeer games. Letting people know they're being hacked is a sure-fire way to wake the jannies and get them mitigating damage.
3. Compiled a list of commands to slyly inject into chat one after the other, leaving all parties none-the-wiser as they slowly delete key targets, maybe wipe some logs, jumble up some databases, etc.
4. When all their mission critical shit is done and with every last kiwi doxed, THEN top it all off by re-branding KF with a brand new LGBT rights theme that would make a AAA corporation blush.

Boom. I can barely even HelloWorld.bat, and I'm already a better hacker than these chucklefucks.

“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it."​

That's assuming the trannies did this with the intent of causing maximum damage instead of the more likely scenario that some random skid breached the site just because he wanted to see if he could and hadn't thought far enough ahead to know what to do next.

 

[Jack Awful]

That's assuming the trannies did this with the intent of causing maximum damage instead of the more likely scenario that some random skid breached the site just because he wanted to see if he could and hadn't thought far enough ahead to know what to do next.

Maybe a tranny paid some group to hack the site and the group wasn't aware of who was the admin, so they chose a random time to strike.

 

[AnOminous]

As someone who watched it happen in real-time, the sequence of events seemed to be:
1. Random profile pics started getting swapped out to Poa.st logos. These seemed to be happening one-by-one, with a priority for high-visibility posters and active chat-users.
2. Suddenly the site goes down
3. Null explains off-site that he noticed the failed download attempt (file too large) and pulled the plug.

My totally half-assed opinion is that it was someone who didn't really give a fuck what they were doing, they were just having fun. Maybe a disgruntled poa.ster but who cares? Why would you start out your hack by basically announcing it and then only make a half-assed attempt at downloading user data after that and then just say "whatever" when it didn't work?

It was either a poa.ster or a rando having some fun at our expense. Not some troonspiracy, plus troons are too stupid to have done it.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

I was wondering who the fuck Hosterion and IntoVPS was

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Someone pointed it out: For a long time, after ClouDNS revoked service, they made kiwifarms.st into a landing page for ClouDNS. IntoVPS/Hosterion hosted that landing page.

Lizzy my boy, you don't know what you're doing. You did the same thing last time when you used your work email to harass random VPS providers in the Netherlands. You're hurting complete bystanders. Your combination of overconfidence and lack of ability is making you a danger to random people.

What Dear Leader is saying is that troon code monkeys are some of the dumbest, drooling-retard-tier code monkeys out there? THAT landed a job at Google. Imagine. Another reason to de-Google everything.

 

[Rob Wolchek]

It must get awfully tiring having a gossip forum live rent-free in your head with no credit when the site was down. You barely achieved a good few weeks of downtime, and now it's back with more redundancies. Liz you've accomplished absolutely fucking nothing when you could have put that energy into finding a fucking hobby or better yet, meaningful employment.