Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

I still don't think Chris has even had sex. I don't believe the hooker was real. Though the comment "strong arm massage my mother enjoyed so much." Is more hilarious in retrospect.

I think that’s entirely plausible. Even a desperate prostitute would have the street smarts to avoid the risk of the attention someone as dumb as Chris might attract. Chris was consistent with the story though which lends it a bit of credibility

Chris is making timecube formulas now. I'm sure he will be fine.

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If this is real, this has the X factor of good Chris content for me where it inadvertently reveals so much. He’s trying to write random math formulas to given a through-the-looking-glass vibe but the only math he knows is simple addition. Not even subtraction, just addition. If a tv show made that creative choice to illustrate how stupid a character is, it would be a stroke of brilliance

 

[FamicomGorby]

I think that’s entirely plausible. Even a desperate prostitute would have the street smarts to avoid the risk of the attention someone as dumb as Chris might attract. Chris was consistent with the story though which lends it a bit of credibility

If this is real, this has the X factor of good Chris content for me where it inadvertently reveals so much. He’s trying to write random math formulas to given a through-the-looking-glass vibe but the only math he knows is simple addition. Not even subtraction, just addition. If a tv show made that creative choice to illustrate how stupid a character is, it would be a stroke of brilliance

It's either he is just trying to come up with weird ratios and correlations like Timecube guy or I have a sneaking suspiscion that Chris is one of those people that doesn't understand math is only a representation of the physical world and actually thinks formulas and shit are happening in real time like you're watching the opening of that Num3rs show.

 

[Kyuss]

Chris was consistent with the story though which lends it a bit of credibility

Fair enough, it's not like I'll have evidence against it.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

This dry spell is honestly making me feel a bit nostalgic. We haven't had a legit dry spell in almost a decade.

If history really does repeat itself Chris will emerge from the hiatus somehow even more autistic than before, but I'm worried this time he'll fade for good.

 

[lanthanide jelly]

looks like something someone who wanted to seem crazy would make. it’s too on the nose “crazy” almost

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Any time the topic of sex comes up in relation to Chris, I think we need to disregard basically everything about a normal person’s sex life. It’s a massive understatement but Chris has a deeply weird relationship to sex. He has a need for personal connection, physical urges, and a general fascination with sexual topics but they all seem quite separate from each other. Chris, or any rapist for that matter, probably didn’t do it because he was “horny”; it was some reason that we’ll never make sense of since our minds aren’t broken in the same way Chris’s is

He's the unholy fusion of a permavirgin, incel, coomer, whose entire worldview has been warped by porn and a 10 year old boy who wants Mommy to always be with him to comfort him and pick up his toys. He's a child who only grew up sexually. In an ideal world his time would be divided between a pretty female servant who would kiss his ass nonstop and reassure him every time he got thrown out of a store that it wasn't his fault, and an escort to satisfy his sexual urges. An Allison Amber and a basement Rosechu essentially. In the end his laziness found a woman who fit all the criteria he needed in his life who horrifyingly was his own elderly, flesh and blood.

If history really does repeat itself Chris will emerge from the hiatus somehow even more autistic than before, but I'm worried this time he'll fade for good.

Well he has been in solitary pretty much the whole time he's been locked up. Actual isolation for so long and a lack of distractions might have affected his brain and mental health as opposed to his usual isolation of sitting in a toy filled room watching TV all day, messaging strangers on the internet, and chatting with his elderly parents and people IRL occasionally.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Chris is making timecube formulas now. I'm sure he will be fine.

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It still amuses and baffles me how he got hung up on the Book of Malachi. I'm assuming it's because it's the last book of the Old Testament or the "final prophet", but he really ran with it beyond all reason.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris is making timecube formulas now. I'm sure he will be fine.

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I really hope Chris doesn’t make numerology part of his goddess larping, it’s the most boring kind of craziness since it’s just random nonsense.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Chris is making timecube formulas now. I'm sure he will be fine.

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The entire prison cell is covered in sonichu lore and bible references written in chalk isnt it

 

[Stupidface]

Things have really slowed to a crawl now. All Kengle had to do was not be a fat jew and try to steal sonichu for profit! Then we could've kept getting Jesus LARP letters that are almost identical to one another. At least the art is being shared, and showing he's just as schizo as assumed.

 

[TayandYou]

Things have really slowed to a crawl now. All Kengle had to do was not be a fat jew and try to steal sonichu for profit! Then we could've kept getting Jesus LARP letters that are almost identical to one another. At least the art is being shared, and showing he's just as schizo as assumed.

He's definitely still in contact with others, Chris says he's received letters from dozens of people. It's just that the vast majority are probably weens planning gayops so they're not going to share their communication.

 

[FamicomGorby]

What if Chris really did escape and the state is just too embarrassed to admit it?

 

[BreffisLilTreat]

So for all of you old fags, enlighten me.

Ive been watching the comprehensive history videos, and it seems like the trolls WANTED him to write his shite comics, and would get pissed if he didnt. I cant imagine anybody was genuinely interested in that shit, or did people actually read and keep up with the comics? Whats the dynamic there?

 

[Shidoen]

So for all of you old fags, enlighten me.

Ive been watching the comprehensive history videos, and it seems like the trolls WANTED him to write his shite comics, and would get pissed if he didnt. I cant imagine anybody was genuinely interested in that shit, or did people actually read and keep up with the comics? Whats the dynamic there?

You can't get milk if you don't feed the cow.

 

[BreffisLilTreat]

You can't get milk if you don't feed the cow.

True, but these trolls are calling him out on inconsistency in the lore lol.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

So for all of you old fags, enlighten me.

Ive been watching the comprehensive history videos, and it seems like the trolls WANTED him to write his shite comics, and would get pissed if he didnt. I cant imagine anybody was genuinely interested in that shit, or did people actually read and keep up with the comics? Whats the dynamic there?

I didn't learn about Chrischan as a lolcow entity until it was too late for this but to the best of my understanding this is how it went: The comics were funny, trolls wanted more funny comics to read.
Troll interactions would bleed into the comics so it would become a shoutout of sorts.
Become a part of Christory.
I doubt trolls wanted to read it and anticipated it with the same motivations as they'd wait for a Dr.Doom or Spiderman comic, but with the same enthusiasm as they'd wait for another Chrischan Captains log video.

 

[BreffisLilTreat]

I didn't learn about Chrischan as a lolcow entity until it was too late for this but to the best of my understanding this is how it went: The comics were funny, trolls wanted more funny comics to read.
Troll interactions would bleed into the comics so it would become a shoutout of sorts.
Become a part of Christory.
I doubt trolls wanted to read it and anticipated it with the same motivations as they'd wait for a Dr.Doom or Spiderman comic, but with the same enthusiasm as they'd wait for another Chrischan Captains log video.

Yeah this makes a lot of sense. I heard on some podcast that Sonichu was infamous before Chris Chan was, which is so wild to me lol.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

So for all of you old fags, enlighten me.

Ive been watching the comprehensive history videos, and it seems like the trolls WANTED him to write his shite comics, and would get pissed if he didnt. I cant imagine anybody was genuinely interested in that shit, or did people actually read and keep up with the comics? Whats the dynamic there?

In my opinion the inital comics were interesting but mostly due to it being an insight into Chris's way of thinking (For example it showing Chris's perspective with his interaction with the 'Jerkops' and other later things like his over the top violent way Chris would like to deal with his trolls) and as well as that there was some new CWCisms (But during the stone age, etc).

The actual plot is awful and derivative of other media he's consumed which becomes worse in later issues when he decides he's not going to be a main character anymore and then even worse when he gets into My Little Pony.

A lot was probally just getting Chris to do something with the added bonus of it resulting in new content when he actually did release a new issue.

 

[TayandYou]

So for all of you old fags, enlighten me.

Ive been watching the comprehensive history videos, and it seems like the trolls WANTED him to write his shite comics, and would get pissed if he didnt. I cant imagine anybody was genuinely interested in that shit, or did people actually read and keep up with the comics? Whats the dynamic there?

The comics are bad, but people like to read bad things for laughs and to see how bad they can actually get.

Once weens started to actively mess with the comic it stopped being funny. Bundychu and shit is ridiculous but it's not authentic.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I didn't learn about Chrischan as a lolcow entity until it was too late for this but to the best of my understanding this is how it went: The comics were funny, trolls wanted more funny comics to read.
Troll interactions would bleed into the comics so it would become a shoutout of sorts.
Become a part of Christory.
I doubt trolls wanted to read it and anticipated it with the same motivations as they'd wait for a Dr.Doom or Spiderman comic, but with the same enthusiasm as they'd wait for another Chrischan Captains log video.

Yeah, pretty much. I always found the comic pretty boring and hard to read, but others liked it similar to if it was a Youtube video.