Culture M&M's introduces new 'spokescandy' for the first time in 10 years - Purple is described as “quirky, confident, and authentic”... is it a tran-dy?

Source: https://nypost.com/2022/09/29/mms-introduces-new-spokescandy-for-the-first-time-in-10-years/
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M&M's introduces new 'spokescandy' for the first time in 10 years​

Purple officially joined the lineup after 10 million fans voted to add the color to the candy pieces back in May.
By Erin Keller
Updated Sep. 30, 2022 12:40 AM


For the first time in 10 years, M&M’s has welcomed a new character to its colorful array of fellow spokescandies.

Purple – who is described as “quirky, confident, and authentic” — officially joined the lineup after 10 million fans voted to add the color to the candy pieces back in May. She is meant to “represent acceptance and inclusivity,” according to the company’s press release.

She beat out aqua and pink to join the iconic crew.

On Tuesday, purple even debuted her singing chops in a promotional song and music video titled “I’m Just Gonna Be Me.”

Red, yellow, orange, green, blue and brown also joined her in her production. Each of these characters got a makeover in January. Most notably, green swapped out her go-go boots for sneakers.

The candymaker has promised to donate $1 from each stream of the song to the music nonprofit Sing for Hope, up to $500,000.

“There is so much about our new spokescandy that people can relate to and appreciate, including her willingness to embrace her true self – our new character reminds us to celebrate what makes us unique,” Jane Hwang, global VP at Mars Wrigley, said in the release.

When it comes to the name of the candy, many people believe it was inspired by the “mmm” sound made when you eat the chocolate. However, there’s a more historical explanation.

The two “M”s in the name actually represent Forrest E. Mars Sr. — the founder of Mars — and Bruce Murrie, the son of Hershey Chocolate’s president William F. R. Murrie.
 
The candymaker has promised to donate $1 from each stream of the song to the music nonprofit Sing for Hope, up to $500,000.

The just donate the 500k if you got it earmarked already you stupid fucks. Hate this charity with strings attached garbage.

Anyways seems like an another m&m for weird gluttonous shut-ins to sexualized. Already predicting "purple m&m is trans because she just gonna be she lyric" by the usual suspects
 
Okay I'm gonna take a step into SJW/Tumblrina thinking, and I'm theorizing this is a bisexual M&M, because it's purple and it's a girl.

You may think non binaries and asexuals co-opted the color "purple", when in reality it was originally the bisexuals. I can already see the tweets now, "BISEXUAL PRIDE M&M LETS GOOO"

I was right.

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When would someone's "sexuality" ever come into play in a candy commercial? I'm going to say trans, because it will be obvious as soon as the candy opens its mouth. And then no one has to be overtly sexual in a damn commercial with talking candies as mascots.
 
Eat the shitty chocolate and enjoy it, bigots!

When are the candy-coated M&M's branded bugs gonna hit the market?
If they're like other companies they are probably silently mixing insects into their food already, well on top of the FDA regulations already allowing a certain amount of insects into processing in their cleanliness rules.
 
Okay I'm gonna take a step into SJW/Tumblrina thinking, and I'm theorizing this is a bisexual M&M, because it's purple and it's a girl.

You may think non binaries and asexuals co-opted the color "purple", when in reality it was originally the bisexuals. I can already see the tweets now, "BISEXUAL PRIDE M&M LETS GOOO"

I was right.

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You're so confident of your sexuality, you need CANDY to represent you.
 
It's a CGI monstrosity meant to depict a goddamn piece of candy. It has no genitals. It is an ovoid with arms and legs.
How the fuck can it be trans? Or bi? 🤡

Sometimes I honestly come to the news and articles section of the Farms to remind myself of why I stopped reading news altogther.

Edit> M&Ms taste like shit anyway lol
 
Okay I'm gonna take a step into SJW/Tumblrina thinking, and I'm theorizing this is a bisexual M&M, because it's purple and it's a girl.

You may think non binaries and asexuals co-opted the color "purple", when in reality it was originally the bisexuals. I can already see the tweets now, "BISEXUAL PRIDE M&M LETS GOOO"

I was right.

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Holy shit, there's a lot of people out there who wants to have sex with the M&M characters, aren't there? :stress:
 
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