Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[boongus]

I actually have never heard a content creator literally say, “do me a favor and put my videos on, just let it play to the end and do something else. We’ll get through this”. What the fuck? How desperate can you get lmao. I’m legitimately asking if anyone else has seen this kind of shameless begging before.

That being said, Lucas’s audience is possibly the most brain dead I’ve ever seen, so it’s more like ordering retarded children around. Who cares what you tell them, they won’t ever question nor understand anything you say - as long as you throw in a few buzzwords about transphobia to get them clapping their hands like seals and running to do your bidding.

In a way it must be liberating to have such a mongoloid fanbase.

"Guyz pls put my videos on in the background I know they suck but I spent all my bot money on twitter."

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Can't wait for the DEPLATFORMING SPEEDRUN of the biggest cable news host terrorist on the biggest cable news network backed by the multi-billion dollar media conglomerate backed by the multi-billionaire who has built his career on selling shit the rest of the media hates.

If the Final Boss of Transphobes took a week what will this take, two weeks? A month tops?

 

[Kel1 shi1]

I actually have never heard a content creator literally say, “do me a favor and put my videos on, just let it play to the end and do something else. We’ll get through this”. What the fuck? How desperate can you get lmao. I’m legitimately asking if anyone else has seen this kind of shameless begging before.

Andy Signore did it at least once.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Keffals trying hard to shill his shitty YouTube videos,

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Lucas you will never get that coveted Golden Play Button let alone the Sliver Play Button. I would rather watch paint dry then any of your videos. You are about as entertaining as chemo therapy. At least chemo serves its purpose of fighting cancer while you are a waste of space to the world Luke the Puke. Unlike your Twitter "ratios" and your following, which is nothing but bots you paid for, you can not gain the system with YouTube. You are going to see just how small your "fan base" really is with YouTube Lucas.

 

[barbie meat]

I actually have never heard a content creator literally say, “do me a favor and put my videos on, just let it play to the end and do something else. We’ll get through this”. What the fuck? How desperate can you get lmao. I’m legitimately asking if anyone else has seen this kind of shameless begging before.

It's literally the shit that rabid kpop fandoms do to help their faves win music shows and awards. Except the kpop fans are actually accomplishing something.

 

[Vesce]

I actually have never heard a content creator literally say, “do me a favor and put my videos on, just let it play to the end and do something else. We’ll get through this”. What the fuck? How desperate can you get lmao. I’m legitimately asking if anyone else has seen this kind of shameless begging before.

That being said, Lucas’s audience is possibly the most brain dead I’ve ever seen, so it’s more like ordering retarded children around. Who cares what you tell them, they won’t ever question nor understand anything you say - as long as you throw in a few buzzwords about transphobia to get them clapping their hands like seals and running to do your bidding.

In a way it must be liberating to have such a mongoloid fanbase.

It's not uncommon in the world of music, I remember Justin Bieber and 6ix9ine asking their fans to stream their new albums all night on Spotify on repeat to get to #1. It usually doesn't work, probably to do with either Spotify having algorithms that discount a lot of repeat listens and/or all record companies keeping banks of smartphones doing the same thing all the time, which they do, evening out the manipulation.

 

[AnOminous]

I actually have never heard a content creator literally say, “do me a favor and put my videos on, just let it play to the end and do something else. We’ll get through this”. What the fuck? How desperate can you get lmao. I’m legitimately asking if anyone else has seen this kind of shameless begging before.

This fat pedophile literally knows nobody actually likes his videos. He's completely unlikeable. He's an asshole. Most of his videos are dead silence, and the bits that aren't are unintelligible retarded mumbling from a brain-damaged freak whose mind has been destroyed by black-market fake hormones from chinkland.

 

[A Sunset]

It's literally the shit that rabid kpop fandoms do to help their faves win music shows and awards. Except the kpop fans are actually accomplishing something.

It's not uncommon in the world of music, I remember Justin Bieber and 6ix9ine asking their fans to stream their new albums all night on Spotify on repeat to get to #1.

LOL, so the only other people that do it are creators with underage teen fanbases, who they know will do anything they say. How interesting that Lucas, who is TOTALLY not a groomer guys, uses the same tactics. His fanbase isnt’ groomed underage kids, guys!

At least those other creators have a fanbase because they create music that kids love, and want to support. Lucas’s contribution to the world is grooming children to cutting off their dicks, censoring the Internet for everyone and being fat, ugly and annoying. What a waste of space, is the pedophile Lucas.

 

[PaladinBoo]

What I see in the mirror

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What everyone else sees
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You know what Lucas reminds me of? He reminds me of the paeliryons in D&D. The paeliryons, like Lucas and his troons friends, are bloated and grotesques mockeries of the female form. They also excel at manipulation and blackmail just like Lucas. Does he look like them? I'll let you be the judge!

I can't tell which is which!

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

I actually have never heard a content creator literally say, “do me a favor and put my videos on, just let it play to the end and do something else. We’ll get through this”. What the fuck? How desperate can you get lmao. I’m legitimately asking if anyone else has seen this kind of shameless begging before.

That being said, Lucas’s audience is possibly the most brain dead I’ve ever seen, so it’s more like ordering retarded children around. Who cares what you tell them, they won’t ever question nor understand anything you say - as long as you throw in a few buzzwords about transphobia to get them clapping their hands like seals and running to do your bidding.

In a way it must be liberating to have such a mongoloid fanbase.

I've been seeing alot of coping from the troon platoon on /pol/ because it was one of the only places that had active discussions of the state of the site. They went from running victory laps to coping practically overnight once the site came back up under .net. Although I'm still waiting on being exposed for laughing at trannies on an African bush meat forum from that totally devastating hack that would dox everyone and ruin our lives.

 

[A Sunset]

You know what Lucas reminds me of? He reminds me of the paeliryons in D&D. The paeliryons, like Lucas and his troons friends, are bloated and grotesques mockeries of the female form. They also excel at manipulation and blackmail just like Lucas. Does he look like them? I'll let you be the judge!
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I can't tell which is which!

The similarity is uncanny - they could be identical twins. However, judging purely on appearance I would have to give the win to the Paeliryon - Lucas’s bitch tits and gut are larger and more grotesque, and he looks like a fridge. The Paeliryon also appears to be a natal female, unlike Lucas, who must pretend.

The Paeliryon also appears to be athletic despite it’s large size, crouching and ready for action. Lucas slumps forward and lumbers along, hunchbacked and stooping, obviously de conditioned from spending every waking second in front of a computer.

Overall, the Paeliryon easily is more attractive than Lucas.

 

[Snusmumriken]

You know what Lucas reminds me of? He reminds me of the paeliryons in D&D. The paeliryons, like Lucas and his troons friends, are bloated and grotesques mockeries of the female form. They also excel at manipulation and blackmail just like Lucas. Does he look like them? I'll let you be the judge!
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I can't tell which is which!

At least the paeliryon looks like it would stink less.

 

[AnOminous]

The Paeliryon also appears to be athletic despite it’s large size, crouching and ready for action. Lucas slumps forward and lumbers along, hunchbacked and stooping, obviously de conditioned from spending every waking second in front of a computer.

Lucas literally walks like the Virgin from the Virgin v. Chad meme, much like the similarly obese Ching-Chong Ying-Yong Dong-Gone chink.

 

[FatalTater]

I’m legitimately asking if anyone else has seen this kind of shameless begging before.

Amberlynn Reid did something similar back in September 2019 when her then-girlfriend was trying to scam money using her mother's cancer.
Amber said she would donate the proceeds of the video to her gf's mom, and told people to make sure to watch every ad. I think she took it down when her audience started telling her it was against yt's terms of service. (I have no idea if it is or not)

 

[Angry Nipple]

Keffals trying hard to shill his shitty YouTube videos,

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Is there any sort of archive of this beyond a screenshot? I don't really use discord and don't know if you can archive messages like that. But it (unsurprisingly) looks like it's been deleted.

Someone should tell Kiwis to click the link and dislike his video, so algorithm would see the video as worse and he would feel like his efforts and shit went into waste

Shouldn't be too hard to make a bot that repeatedly opens and clicks out of his videos in under 30 seconds.
I'm not a tech guy but it doesn't sound difficult.

So basically if a bunch of other people started clicking on your video, watching for thirty seconds, and clicking off, it would be bad for you?

I don't think YT team needs to "work hard" in order to promote some shitty troon channel to the end user. The best way to "promote" his woke garbage is to open the video for 5-10 seconds, put a thumbs down, and close it, so this way YT analytics tracks bad retention rate and lowers vid's internal ranking so less unrelated people see this shit in their feed one day

No, no, no, no, no. Dislikes still count as engagement. The only thing any of this will do is boost his channel. The less interaction, the better.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe I have a radical opinion here but maybe the best way to ignore keffals' videos is to ignore keffals' videos.

 

[A Sunset]

Lucas literally walks like the Virgin from the Virgin v. Chad meme, much like the similarly obese Ching-Chong Ying-Yong Dong-Gone chink.

Troon Checklist:

• Hunchbacked
• Virgin Walk
• Frizzy hair, strangely balding
• Pedophile and/or Pedo-Ajacent
• Looks, and is, stinky
• Claims KF transphobia but actually mad about being made fun of
• Scares children
• Does not pass for woman
• Chubby with bitch tits, ghoulish
• Journo and/or Big Tech connections
• Yellow and/or crooked teeth
• Sexually degenerate
• Overshares
• Fat Retard

 

[Piss Bear]

I know the topic of @yoloswagstudios (the artist behind the funny keffals/kiwifarms comic) has long since passed but I wanted to add, he recently commissioned NSFW furry art of his fursona from vimhomeless, with what I can only assume is his ass spread in the viewers face. (All of vimhomeless's art is like that)

I just think that's funny timing, is all.

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No, I'm not paying to see this faggot's fursona drawn with a giant ass.

Anyways, I wanted to add that I think yoloswagstudios realized keffals would sic his army of MK Ultra catboys on him if he didn't make the distinction that "the comic is making fun of kiwifarms not you haha for sure." I don't think they are friends at all, and this is massive cope on keffals end and a pussy move on the artist's end. I'm just surprised that keffals really is stupid enough to believe that kiwifarms is the butt of the joke in this comic. It's pretty clear to me that the artist is making fun of both sides.

 

[electrocats]

Considering Lucas was blocked by the Cloudflare CEO. I hope to ever loving god that this whole stunt radicalized the shit out of Matthew. I know he probably had to save face for his company Cloudflare but I hope to god he has a bunch of children and raises them to stand up to this bullshit.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

I think Keffals' career is practically over.

As Null said, Keffals' main goal was to be able to say, "Look at me, I took down kiwifarms, I'm a very important person, take what I say seriously!" and Keffals already went around swinging his severed dick about how kiwifarms was dead and he killed it. Now, he can only say, "I intermittently disrupted kiwifarms for days at a time in September of 2022." By next year, who will still care?