Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Please Fill In Ths Field]

She said the married guy and her went to the Byward Market in Ottawa, there’s no restaurant by that name there.

Yes, there is...

ByWard Market | Ottawa, ON Canada

The ByWard Market is Ottawa’s number one tourist attraction, and is the premier destination for shopping, dining, arts, entertainment and professional services for residents and visitors. This area averages 50,000 visitors per weekend in the summer months. It is home to both a local farmers’ market

www.byward-market.com

She’s always called it supper. That and her use of “lover” and “parcels” makes it seem like she was taught English by elderly ladies when she was five.

As a born-and-bred Canadian, we use "supper" for the later meal, an alternate term they sometimes use in the Maritimes and Newfoundland (where my parents are from) is "tea" (not elevenses) because it is usually lighter than the mid-day meal of dinner which used to be the heavy one. I understand it's British influence at work here, and that in the last few (fifty or so) decades the two have been switched around to Lunch and then Dinner, but people still call it Supper where I come from.

"Parcels" is a word interchangeable with "Packages" and is quite common.

"Lovers" I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot taser unless I was writing some sort of soppy bodice-ripper, and it makes me cringe hard every time I hear her use it. She'd be better off calling them "slut-fuckers" or somesuch.

Of all the things to point and laugh about, I find that people making fun of the Canadian accent - or any accent for that matter - just as deplorable as making fun of a person's looks. EVERYONE has a regional accent. Everyone. Get over it.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Yes, there is...

ByWard Market | Ottawa, ON Canada

The ByWard Market is Ottawa’s number one tourist attraction, and is the premier destination for shopping, dining, arts, entertainment and professional services for residents and visitors. This area averages 50,000 visitors per weekend in the summer months. It is home to both a local farmers’ market

www.byward-market.com

As a born-and-bred Canadian, we use "supper" for the later meal, an alternate term they sometimes use in the Maritimes and Newfoundland (where my parents are from) is "tea" (not elevenses) because it is usually lighter than the mid-day meal of dinner which used to be the heavy one. I understand it's British influence at work here, and that in the last few (fifty or so) decades the two have been switched around to Lunch and then Dinner, but people still call it Supper where I come from.

"Parcels" is a word interchangeable with "Packages" and is quite common.

"Lovers" I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot taser unless I was writing some sort of soppy bodice-ripper, and it makes me cringe hard every time I hear her use it. She'd be better off calling them "slut-fuckers" or somesuch.

Of all the things to point and laugh about, I find that people making fun of the Canadian accent - or any accent for that matter - just as deplorable as making fun of a person's looks. EVERYONE has a regional accent. Everyone. Get over it.

Dummy, I’m Canadian and live in Ottawa. Don’t speak for all of us. Supper might be in some regions but not everyone says it.

And you gave me a list of restaurants and retail shops in the Market. Where’s a Napoleon restaurant in that list?

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

I highly doubt she can even use the vibrator. If she can’t reach to wipe after taking a piss, not sure how she can use something like that effectively. It’s just a prop in the Chinny sex kitten show.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I highly doubt she can even use the vibrator. If she can’t reach to wipe after taking a piss, not sure how she can use something like that effectively. It’s just a prop in the Chinny sex kitten show.

Nobody is ready to see her disgusting fluid anyways. My guess is that Chinny doesn't even know how to use the vibrator, and that she would only show the vibrator and her sex toys only as props.
Gunt can only masturbate and it's just repulsive.

 

[Tangerine Dreams]

REECAP of SUPER SUPER BEEZIN (2022/09/30):
You spin me right round baby, right round...


Chantal is listening to a terrible rendition of The Killing Moon. It is not being performed by Nouvelle Vague and as such it is an affront to the Fruit Fly Tribes.

In other news, we are FEELING IT! Dance, dance, jiggle that Fupa away!

Spoiler: A small order...

Though having had a minor freak out about the bank balance today everything is fine, we’ve acquired some luxury Indica blunts that come in a fancy tin with their own branded strike matches! Making sure the important things are covered.

We’ve also acquired some CBD as “This is legal here, for anxiety. This is anxiety medication.” X. “This is a gift for someone.”

Nader.

Remember that tolerance break?

Nader Nope.

This is a lot of weed, but it’s fine, this isn’t hurting anyone.

"Merry Christmas!” Ma’am….

We’re going to take some of this CBD right now, it’s important and necessary medication for anxiety. The Great Northern Fupallo despite being a Boss Aries Bitch, a Liberated Sex Work Qween who doesn’t need no man, a Super Plus Size Fashion Model...has a little anxiety. “I’m not McDonald’s Beezing anymore at night.” X. “I’m closer with God now and I don’t want to be a glutton.” MA’AM. “I don’t want to be the embodiment of every Seven Deadly Sin.” Ma’am nurgling’s do not believe in sin.

This outfit is great! “There’s a guy who wants me to go over at Midnight and I’m like ‘Sure’”. X.

The VIB are excited that she has ordered food, “I was a total glutton when I ordered. I got a large Barq’s root beer, large fries, twenty nuggets.”

"I’m talking to a guy who said he got twenty nuggets and it kind of made me crave twenty nuggets.” Fatrick Von Doesntexist? “But, he says he eats them with ketchup!”” X. “He eats his fucking nuggets…” They were going to bond over barbecue...or sweet and sour! So she had to explain he needed to forgive her, for what grievous sin? “Putting ketchup on my pizza, because...hi Fupa!”

“He finds ketchup on pizza weird.” Hold your ground Null.

“He said he heard of people putting Mayo on pizza.” X. “Imagine putting May on pizza, how disgusting that is!?” Much like ketchup.

One dropper of high dose CBD tincture! This is way better for sleep than wearing your ZBap!

Now that we're feeling more relaxed:

This helps so much with her anxiety and yes there's a lot of stigma around saying that you have anxiety, but she does, she really does! Honestally! Also, quick question for everyone. "Do you like my Fall Sampler nails?"

Stunning!

The anxiety though, it really does stop her from doing things. "Well I stop myself from doing things." The VIBidiots would like her to stop using the term Fall Sampler. "Why do I think of that? Why am I using the term Fall Sampler?" ()

"Okay I'm being a glutton and I'm being completely sinful and I do feel bad, and I don't want to be sinful anymore." X. "I should fast." LOLWUT? Pee is still lingering like a panel van around a children's playground. Mumtal offers him a nuggy.


He does not want one. Goodboi Pee knows that taking food from SCP-400# is a trap. Instead he brings his precious Mumtal more food. She is not a glutton. She worked hard. Sometimes you just need to take a little break from the rigorous activity of cleaning, packing, and eating large quantities of paneer and vindaloo.


YWNBAW KYS.

Goodboi Pee got another drink, he needs to watch his girlish figure. Before we starting eating any of the chocolate fudge sundae, large fries, or twenty McNuggies (without KETCHUP - gross!) we need to finish off these Indian desserts from earlier today. They're so good. Plus it's important to maintain the appropriate blood sugar level: Syrup.

"I have this funny story to tell you, this guy from Turkey, he friggin' messages me on the dating app and he's like 'Where are you where are you?' So finally I message him back, 'I be on Snapchat if you wanna see me.' I don't want these fries, they're very cold."

"I don't usually use Snapchat very oft - like ever. Actually." Riveting.


"TWENTY CHICKEN NUGGET YA YA!" In Sham voice. This is the food we've been waiting for!

Spoiler: They want her

"Anyway this guy, okay, I add him on Snapchat..." We need utensils, these fucking drivers never bring utensils and the fork from earlier was already washed in the bathroom sink in order to accommodate the paneer and vindaloo! "He fuckin..." Dirty utensil found!

Is this clean? "It's clean." X.

"I thought I would be cute because Snapchat, he wants to be naughty." You told him...

"So uhm. So. I add him. I send him right away a picture, I didn't realize it was a screenshot of me sending a nude of my chest to another Turkish man. And the Turkish man's name was up there, so the Turkish guy was like, 'What!? Who's this da-da-da Turkish guy!?' And I was like so embarrassed because I got busted sending this nude to someone else and I said it was current on Snapchat. And I was like 'Oh my God'!" The dangers of Fat Fishing.


"So I tried explaining that and sending more videos and I even said, 'Hello it's me?' it must have scared him off, he unmatched with me. Fiinnnee. I feel like a fucking predator." YOU. ARE.

"Yeah I'm a predator after a fifty year old fuckin' man! Oh no! I victimized him four times!" Thought that was a different Turkurdish guy?

MmMmfmffffff mmmmm.

The VIB want to know about Motorcycle guy, "No way. No offense but his ass is still on the dating site. I hope he finds somebody but...I can't believe I gave him money."

"There's no fudge in here!" No fudge at all.

"I dunno I'm too nice I think." X. "150 bones Lambo!" Allegedly motorcycle guy from months ago was given $150. "I should not have made fun of his hygiene issue, I didn't meant to tell you by making fun of it, I was ranting about it and it came out that he had dick cheese like I wasn't like ya know trying to be funny about it so....ha ha ha. I wasn't! I was just being, that's what happened!" We are now retconning in Motorcycle Guy who still totally wants her but is on the dating site after she gave him $150 for the benefit of playing with his cock. This is all Honestally true. X.

"He needed help with buying, he needed help with a part for his motorcycle...scooter. He didn't tell me about the dick cheese and I was mad." X. "I'm pretty sure it gave me strep throat after, fuck you! I'm tired of sleeping with gross, dirty,"

"Welcome to Very Important Beezers! Ready. Set. BEeeEEeezzee!" STAY. ON. TOPIC.

We're trying to eat and these fucking haydurs are getting in the way whining about BBJ. She has SEEN the thumbnail! "I saw the thumbnail for Monty's video, 'Foodie Beauty ignores BBJ's cries and pain.'"

"Listen arsehole, did you like it when people accused you of swatting your cat Marfa or whatever her fucking name is? No you didn't did you even though you lied about it! WELL! Cause you changed your story! THERE YOU GO! So don't do it to other people! Number 2 how do you know she's in pain? She cries ALL THE TIME!" Yeah! "FUcking GoOgLE it! You're so fucking GOOGLY ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE! Monty better clean up his mess in the community! Hypocritical beetch!"

Reading a VIB: "Your vet is in contact with Monty and Kiwi Farms. Ha ha! I probably wouldn't doubt it. And you know what else hurts? BEING DUMB!"

<Snip Cat Sperging>


In order to feed its never ending ego SCP-400# would like the VIB to complete a trivia game whilst stuffing their maw.

"Earn your right to be a Beezer!" Hahahaha. "It means you've been around a long time, you know the lore..."


"Do you think your brain would explode, or implode, if you tried to explain the Chantalverse to people?"

Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist.​

Kiwi Farms has you covered.

Time to take a totally real photo for totally real Turkish guy number 2. "I'm not being a glutton anymore." X.

We're showing off the room (see Bonus Clean Room) and explaining to the VIB how clean it is, "My floor is just a few boxes and dirty clothes." Uh. Ma'am? People need to understand how difficult it is when you're suffering a depression. "I lock myself in the house and order food three times a day and get high." So normal day....

"I need to stop spending that money on food." Spend it on Turkurdish men instead! While not advocating for engaging in sin, Chantal is actively pushing Lambo to get an Only Fans and further debase herself for the sins of Greed and Lust. SCP-400# wants to shepherd humanity down the proper path, the wide path that leads to temptation heaven beezing.


Chantal is explaining how Nader would call her out for bad behavior and she would lie placate him and then he would call her out for being a liar changing her mind. What a dumb fucker!

"Why do we eat this shit? "

"This is not food."

<Snip Life Goals VIB Bullshit>
What does Chantal want to do? "I want to entertain people somehow." Aww. "That's fun to me." ()

15 Nuggies Down. "I can taste the cumin in their barbecue!" X.

Annywayyy full for now. Resume Beezing!

Spoiler: Lace

"So! What was I saying? What was I talking about? Oh! Dating show, that's not gonna happen. Who's going to give me a show? YouTube? I guess I could make my own show. Would I look good with a wedding ring? I just wanna see what I would look like with a wedding ring."

Fat.

"This is not content, this is me just hanging out with my Beezers right now honestly being what is it like open, candid, whatever." She didn't even monetize it! Just having a looksie at what it would be like to have a wedding ring. Do they have double bands? Does anyone who is married know? We're going to go out in public with fake wedding set and, "Be selective about who I want approaching me."

X.

We're going to age restrict the stream instead of putting on a shirt. Very considerate about the rules. Always following the YouTube guidelines. Age restricting because she's in a bra, not being sexual, singing horribly.

NO FUCKING SING.

NO SIIINNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

We're epilating for the second time today. It's much easier than making an appointment for the doctor and then keeping it. Chantal is feeling a little insecure and needs the VIB to help assure her that she is not a booly. She is a nice SCP! She is one of the gOod ONes! X.

It's time to do a late night of makeup and spray everything with perfume. For totally real date at midnight, just like that totally real spending the night at the hotel with Tony who was also ignoring her messages but absolutely wants her. Maybe tomorrow we're going to finish packing. Do all the laundry! Chantal is planning to jettison all of her physical belongings in favor of the Scamsion and how pre-furnished it is with the maid and the visiting vet, and the three bedrooms, and the cheap rent.

Despite spending several days stating how much she would HATE to be married and doesn't WANT to be married, Chantal is sure that the right man is around the corner. Or in Serbia? People are going to mess up everything with her future husband. Ma'am, he loves you.

"The person I marry has to know I'm gross, has to know I'm accused of being gross and I'm not, there's only two options."


SCP-400# has placed orders with Torrid and Amazon. Tomorrow we're cleaning the room. "I have so many plans with so many dudes and I'm just trying to figure out who I want to see. I think Tony Sunday, he's in Montreal. I'm going to Cornwall Sunday to see my aunt, so I can see Tony and then Saturday, tomorrow...I got invited to go on a date by a few people one looks pretty much exactly like Captain Highliner."

"I can't keep playing with Tony." Ma'am...

Look this is fine, we just need to unwind a little. It's very stressful when every man wants you.

<Snip Weed Fantasies>

SCP-400# loves marijuana.

<Snip Showing ALL THE WEED>

This is some good shit, expensive too, "It's like $50 for that."

"Should I have leftover Indian food?" Glutton.

<Snip Weed for Nader & DeeDee Mentulz>

SCP-400# understands that normal humans make sacrifices and save up for things that will have a long term improvement on their life, "I tailor my life to my daily pleasure." No. Shit.

About Renting to Own the Scamsion: "I'm attracted to the idea of buying the place that we're moving to I really like it, I like the vibe, I like the rapport I have with the owner's now, and they made me a really generous nice offer ya know? So if I can prove for a couple years straight that I can take care of the home and keep up with the rent then ya know it might be a possibility down the line."

"I know there's paneer in the closet." Not pizza? "I make enough to support my life." X. "I always find money somewhere, I dunno. I'm like, really resourceful!"

Do you like her nails? They're a TAPERED SQUARE!

Chantal is going to stop giving men money, she only ever gave Nader money. X. The VIB may be idiots but even they aren't buying this and remind Chantal she just mentioned giving a man $150 (Kevin) "You're right, I gave Kevin $150!" WHO? "K here's the story. Uhm. Uhm. I should have seen, saw the red flags. He was really really nice like he would have been a good boyfriend I'm sure, he's very loving, very nice, like does whatever you say. But that gets on my nerves and I get bored. Like I was already rolling my eyes and like wanting to leave. So like anyway. PLAIN Cheesseeeburrgerr!" STAY ON TOPIC!

"I think that no, it's not normal behavior, maybe, uhm for a man to ask you for money when you've only slept with them once or only have been talking to them for a short period of time,'" Uh. "There is a, a culture, that involves many different cultures...everyone from all different cultures there is a culture of sex for hire basically where it's to keep it from being so taboo and being prostitution..." Uh. Stop. "I try to be understanding of that. Ya know?" Whores?

This is allegedly about Kevin. Or maybe Tony. Look she gave him $150 which is the going rate in A Culture.

"He came to Canada he married I think or common lawed with someone, a woman, older than him, a white woman if that matters okay so I guess I should say Canadian woman." Uh. "I got the impression and the urgency that he needed to move out from the comments he would make and the urgency." Uh. "So that day that he came over," When? "He had a job, he was working in healthcare he was a healthcare aid he was working two jobs but he was brokeass." Uh. "He would need money." X. "His motorcycle was breaking down." So she offered the $150 to Tony aka Kevin aka NADER totally not Nader.

"So I sent him $150!" Sigh.

"He was very grateful...I think....yeah." Ma'am.... "But then to do all that and he comes over and then it was gross like that? Like?" Whores are gross Chantal. "Dick cheese, yeah, smegma or whatever you call it. I feel bad because I just blurted it out..."

Chantal paid $150 to suck a dick and it was filthy.

"Oh the money, yeah, and then Big Turk is similar he's so young and he's going to be a student here and he's new here. The first few times we met up we never talked about money. We got to talking about what I do and Only Fans and all that stuff and then talking about doing it as a job with him and I would pay him. I didn't have to pay Jose but I never met up with him because I had to go to Montreal." She never goes to Montreal. "To be with him." NADER. "But with Big Turk he lives in my city." You said he travels for work. Remember? Kiwi Farms remembers.

"I only ended u giving him money once and we never ended up filming anything and we just ended up not talking anymore. I was going to pay him to be an Only Fans partner. But I never paid him for sex. We had met three or four times and never talked about money, well he mentioned he needed money." Love Scam.

"So now that Turkish guy I met up with the guy I told you about the BO and everything, he's not interested in me so he pawned me off I don't mind being passed on or whatever. So he pawned he off to his friend who looks like Bob Hoskins. He had a hair transplant, he's Turkish so he had a hair transplant." ... "He looks to me like Bob Hoskins, and, I'm not terribly attracted to Bob Hoskins. Anyway, but, he's a really nice guy!" X.

"Now the guy I went to the Hotel with, because he was living at the hotel." LOLWUT!? "That I, the Four TImes Man, we'll call him 4x4. I feel that I've developed a crush on him, a liking to him, where I crave to be with him, I want to be with him. Not in like I want to marry you...well, no, but I think I'm liking him and it's not good. With the 4x man....he's keeping me on the rope because he messages me every night, 'Hi baby'. I want 4x man to message me the amount of times that Bob Hoskin's man messages me." Huh?

<Snip Chantal PSYCHO text that TOTALLY happened!>

"And then, and then, there's this one guy who's really special to me and he's even better. I like him. Like when I look at this guy it feels right, it feels like my type. He's so cute. He's. He's so cute." NADER. "I've been talking about him but he's in Morocco and he's uhm really handsome, really handsome."

<Snip Chantal Talking about Brown People Creepily>

"4 Times is not Bob Hoskins, 4 Times is 4 Times and then there's Bob Hoskins." Uh. "4 times is the Kurdish man."

"Then there's this guy, the Video Game guy and he's I think he's Pakistani! He's fucking cute as fuck! And he's, he's perfectly boyfriend material and I keep putting off meeting him because I don't think I'm ready. I want to wait until I move in."

<Snip Chantal sending TOTALLY REAL TEXTS TO REAL MEN!>

Who could resist?

Spoiler: Spaz

Time to put on some clothes and a wig and smoke some more weed!

Oh! Oh no! He's calling her on video! Who? 4x guy! Totally happening!

We've been muted, her lips aren't moving, and this is Honestally happening. X.

Resume stream. He wants her. She is desirable! "It was a technical problem! He's not in the city right now!" He doesn't exist.

<Snip BBJ Sperging>

Monty needs to stop with these stupid videos, she doesn't sit and drag him! "I don't believe he hit his cat" Monty hit his cat. "Well now I don't know." Even the VIB aren't putting up with this shit. Time to eat some gummies and fantasize more about Glow Up 2023.

<Snip so much VIB Bullshit>


"I need to go to bed, I'm soooOoO tired."

<Gunt Out>

PS: This manwhore stuff is confusing, I started a chart at the very bottom of the post based on her current lies. Feel free to correct and / or expand.
NB: Post editor is working great, it's actually faster than it ever was before the Troonpocalypse. This is a massive improvement. If anyone is having issues with the editor I highly suggest you open the Farms on another tab and if you start getting lag, interact with a post in a different thread (e.g.: spread sticker love) and your image or video will finalize the attach/upload.

Spoiler: Bonus Gunt

Spoiler: Bonus Clean Room

Chantal's Real Men​

Name	Is Also	Paid for Sex?
Kevin (Grenada)	???	$150 for motorcycle
Big Turk	???	Yes, Unknown amount (He needed to move)
Bob Hoskins (Turkish)	Turkish Guy?	No (Date Sunday)
BO Turk	???	Paid for "dates" referred Chantal to Bob Hoskins
4 Time for REAL (Kurdish)	Mixes him up with Mr. Coffee.	Unknown
Morocco Guy	???	No (long distance love scam or entirely fabricated)
Video Game Guy (Pakistani)	???	No
Mr. Coffee	???	Yes, Unknown amount (He Blocked her)
Null	Joshua Conner Moon / Final Boss of Transphobes	No. He is a man of principle and pizza.
Jose	Nader?	If Nader? Paid for EVERYTHING if not, never met him.
Tony (Moroccan)	???	2 cats and a dick so probably yes
McNuggies	???	No. Never Met.

ETA: Chart updates based on @a dinosaur here.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

She has to be the most gullible, delusional, easy mark on the planet. She honestly thinks all of these hawt Middle Eastern scam artists "want her" and she has her pick of the bunch (talking about which ones she considers "boyfriend material"), even after admitting that the one Turkish guy passed her along to the Bob Hoskins Turkish guy. The only reason they keep coming back (until they can stand her no more) is because all but the most desperate of women can smell the scam a mile away. I'm sure they are all networked with one another, and the word has gotten out that she's an easy (albeit gross) lay, and that she pays for everything. I would love to be a fly on the wall when they compare notes. I do think she makes a lot of them up, though, and that one guy she hooked up with once morphs into three or four guys that she hooked up with multiple times.

I wish that one day reality would punch her in the gut and she'd wake the fuck up. She won't. Despite the many rejections and humiliations, she's still tries to convince herself that deep down, Nader really, truly loves her. It would be epic, though.

Oh and fellow Kiwis, please stop bitch-slapping each other. That's not what we're here for.

 

[Xrissy]

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She has no shame and proudly shows off her sex toy next to her life saving apparatus. How many wanna bet that those toys never get washed?

Or get used

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Of all the things to point and laugh about, I find that people making fun of the Canadian accent - or any accent for that matter - just as deplorable as making fun of a person's looks.

???...Deplorable...???

Lighten the fuck up a little, my dude. ALL accents are fucking hilarious. And deep down, you know I'm right. 👁👁

 

[Please Fill In Ths Field]

???...Deplorable...???

Lighten the fuck up a little, my dude. ALL accents are fucking hilarious. And deep down, you know I'm right. 👁👁

True especially a Newfie accent. My granny used to chew me out and I didn't understand a word she was saying.

ETA: Apologies for shitting up the thread.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Chantal has told us that moving day is 29th Oct. She says she will pack on 28th.

That allows a glorious 36-ish hour window where the Scamansion either turns out to be true, or she has to find somewhere for them to live as they are out of the villa for sure on 1st Nov.

I haven’t listened to all of yesterday‘s streams, but there is still no mention of a lease as far as I can tell, or keys.

Its like waiting for Christmas!

 

[NaggotFigger]

Chantal has told us that moving day is 29th Oct. She says she will pack on 28th.

Will Nader suffer from her annoying behavior in the car while moving out? That rat smile won't save them either. I know that Nader is alright with Clotso, but either way he'll have to deal with her stink during the trip.
Maybe I was wrong, but I'll leave it for the time being.

That allows a glorious 36-ish hour window where the Scamansion either turns out to be true, or she has to find somewhere for them to live as they are out of the villa for sure on 1st Nov.

Chantal is extremely picky to decide what residential building she wants to infect with. She can't even last in a narrow house, and is extremely uncomfortable with tight space because of her own weight. Scamansion is very expensive as well, and yet Clotso planned to moving to the mansion without a second though? Very retarded, Gunt.

 

[a dinosaur]

@Tangerine Dreams

Tony and Kevin are two different dudes. Tony is an older Moroccan guy who lives in Montreal with two cats and is often a dick to Chantal. She took a picture of his back to make Nader jealous. He got his namesake from that food picture where Chantal's weird goblin toe looked like a bellend.

Kevin is the motorcycle guy from the bowling alley parking lot, originally from Grenada who had been living with the woman who sponsored him and was looking to move out. Chantal gave him money, despite his dick being gross.

I hate that I have devoted even a few braincells to keeping this shit straight.

 

[Dust & Bones]

Wouldn't you want to cut your dick off too if it had been in Chantal's cunt....I suspect I would if I had one.

OH! Perhaps it's a "Shanny and Rev" crossover.
Maybe Peetz and Rev are secret penpals?
( in case someone doesn't know, Rev has claimed that no woman would ever fuck him again if they knew he had been "inside" Shanny)
I see so many similarities with these women, and now Pee and Rev.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Fat people backwards knee fingers: present and accounted for

I don't know if this ""mansion"" is fake, real, scam, sham, thank you ma'am, but I know for certain it will end in fire and there will be no survivors; see: Fatty Fashion Hog Trot, and it's going to be fucking hilarious.

 

[ThisWillBeFun]

@Null My avatar can't get much scarier.

 

[Jumpingintrash]

Sorry if this is huge. I'm a mobile fag and my internet is running like shit, but I had to grab it before it was gone. The comments from both "her Beezers" and non are pretty fucking funny and right on the money. Shit is cringe. I can't believe she tagged him. Can't walk that back.

 

[Dutch Courage]

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Sorry if this is huge. I'm a mobile fag and my internet is running like shit, but I had to grab it before it was gone. The comments from both "her Beezers" and non are pretty fucking funny and right on the money. Shit is cringe. I can't believe she tagged him. Can't walk that back.

"The good times were all lies"

She is so fucking stupid. Yes, indeed, the "good times" were all lies. The were all lies that SHE presented because SHE had a pathological need to create the illusion of being the sensual, elegant influencer with the storybook romance, so that we could all eat our hearts out. We knew it was fake then, and we know it is fake now. All of these photos are 5 minute respites from days of quarrels, drugs, and chimpouts. And yet she now claims that he was the liar, and she was the innocent dupe. And her dimwitted VIBs will shake their heads knowingly and agree with her. Pass the vomit bucket, please.

This is no different from the time at her parents' house when she brought BiBi. Once again, in an effort to show what a charmed romance she had, even though BiBi had made it clear that he utterly was not in love with the beast, she tried to kiss him on camera. Bibi froze instantly and did his remarkably realistic impression of a marble statue. Never had I seen a man receive a kiss less passionately than that. What did she do? Reuse the clip as part of a trailer for her never-launched "Life with Chantal" pilot, and then reuse it a couple of times more to prove how much in love they were. Just like this display, it was all a fabrication to scam her audience into believing that she had the fantasy life of passion and romance. And just like this display, it was pathetic and obvious.

But nice job in illustrating again how you were not abused, ya dumbfuck. Ah, the "good" ole days, eh?

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

OMG, I never thought of this until now, but when Chins tries to deny and deflect in the face of irrefutable evidence (e.g., DID say "black bastards" and DID defend Nader on CJ's panel), it suddenly reminded me of the brilliant Martin Short character Nathan Thurm.

When cornered:
-insults people on their looks and abilities (as Chins does to reaction channels and sometimes VIBs)
-says "I know that" (which is the equivalent of Chins saying, "And even if I did, so what?")
-"I'm not....YOU are..."

 

[StrawberryDouche]

The world's fattest amputee - happy, thriving.

 

[marjoram]

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"The good times were all lies"

She is so fucking stupid. Yes, indeed, the "good times" were all lies. The were all lies that SHE presented because SHE had a pathological need to create the illusion of being the sensual, elegant influencer with the storybook romance, so that we could all eat our hearts out. We knew it was fake then, and we know it is fake now. All of these photos are 5 minute respites from days of quarrels, drugs, and chimpouts. And yet she now claims that he was the liar, and she was the innocent dupe. And her dimwitted VIBs will shake their heads knowingly and agree with her. Pass the vomit bucket, please.

This is no different from the time at her parents' house when she brought BiBi. Once again, in an effort to show what a charmed romance she had, even though BiBi had made it clear that he utterly was not in love with the beast, she tried to kiss him on camera. Bibi froze instantly and did his remarkably realistic impression of a marble statue. Never had I seen a man receive a kiss less passionately than that. What did she do? Reuse the clip as part of a trailer for her never-launched "Life with Chantal" pilot, and then reuse it a couple of times more to prove how much in love they were. Just like this display, it was all a fabrication to scam her audience into believing that she had the fantasy life of passion and romance. And just like this display, it was pathetic and obvious.

But nice job in illustrating again how you were not abused, ya dumbfuck. Ah, the "good" ole days, eh?

I LOVE that clip. Bibi looked like he was forced to lick a dirty ashtray (actually, Chins is worse).
The fact that Gunt can't SEE the annoyance and disgust is just more proof she's an alien masquerading as human--or profound brain damage, your choice.