Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger - (Thread 3: JUDGEMENT DAY)

[Echs Why Zed]

He'll be locked inside, regretting his actions for the rest of his life. Every time you go out with your friends: Nick Can't. Every time you wake up and go for a walk in the park: Nick can't. Every time you crave for pizza and get one, every time you want to go on a date, drink your morning coffee with extra cream or just get shitfaced on a bar?... Nick can't.

Every time you post on Twitter: Nick can't. Every TMBG album you listen to: Nick can't. Every Homestar Runner cartoon you watch: Nick can't. Every time you play guitar and even record a demo: Nick can't. Every time you play on a Playstation 2: Nick can't.

 

[Null]

Breaking: Nick's still in jail. New photo as of 9-4.

Since you updated the thread you might as well add this. I posted it to TTS back when it happened but nobody ever looks at that shit.

COMMONWEALTH v. STOUTZENBERGER
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No. 731 MAL 2018.

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207 A.3d 336 (2019)
COMMONWEALTH of Pennsylvania, Respondent, v. Nickalaus B. STOUTZENBERGER, Petitioner.
Supreme Court of Pennsylvania.
April 29, 2019.

Attorney(s) appearing for the Case
Christopher P. Lyden , for Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger, Petitioner.
Craig William Stedman , Office of the District Attorney-Lancaster County, for Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, Respondent.
Amber Lee Czerniakowski , Lancaster County District Attorney's Office, for Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, Respondent.
Susan E. Moyer , Lancaster County District Attorneys Office, for Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, Respondent.


ORDER
PER CURIAM.
AND NOW, this 29th day of April, 2019, the Petition for Allowance of Appeal is DENIED.


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COMMONWEALTH v. STOUTZENBERGER
Email | Print | Comments (0)
No. 731 MAL 2018.
View Case
207 A.3d 336 (2019)

COMMONWEALTH of Pennsylvania, Respondent, v. Nickalaus B. STOUTZENBERGER, Petitioner.

Supreme Court of Pennsylvania.

April 29, 2019.

Attorney(s) appearing for the Case
Christopher P. Lyden , for Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger, Petitioner.

Craig William Stedman , Office of the District Attorney-Lancaster County, for Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, Respondent.

Amber Lee Czerniakowski , Lancaster County District Attorney's Office, for Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, Respondent.

Susan E. Moyer , Lancaster County District Attorneys Office, for Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, Respondent.

ORDER
PER CURIAM.

AND NOW, this 29th day of April, 2019, the Petition for Allowance of Appeal is DENIED.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

I remember Nick Bate was supposed to be in jail for the next 40 years. Since Coronavirus is forcing prisons to release their criminals regardless if they murdered or rape folks. Would his prison release him under the guys of prisoners having said virus? It be a shame if he dies of said virus. Hmm?

 

[The Pink Panther]

AHHHHHHHHHH! SIDESHOW NICK!

 

[beautiful person]

If God is real, then Bate will get the coof, not bad enough to release him from life, but bad enough to leave permanent lung damage.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

isn't Nick Bate that guy that got falsely accused of rape by his sister, proved the accusation false by jerking off with his own shit like a god, but the court still listened and believed to the bitch because wahmen are perfect angels that never lie?

 

[Duke Nukem]

If God is real, then Bate will get the coof, not bad enough to release him from life, but bad enough to leave permanent lung damage.

Doesn't he have that already from the regular inhalation of fecal particles over time?

isn't Nick Bate that guy that got falsely accused of rape by his sister, proved the accusation false by jerking off with his own shit like a god, but the court still listened and believed to the bitch because wahmen are perfect angels that never lie?

Absolutely! It's impossible for a man to have raped his sister if he gets a hard-on for human waste!

 

[Jason Wynn]

He'll never get the coof. I'm convinced Sick Nick is an earthy avatar of Nurgle.

I can still hope though.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Free Nick he was a good boy he dindu nuffin

 

[Captain Manning]

They're not letting pedos with multi-decade sentences out of prison because of Coronavirus. I don't know what gave you that idea.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

They're not letting pedos with multi-decade sentences out of prison because of Coronavirus. I don't know what gave you that idea.

From Hollywood apparently they said to release the criminals. OOF

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

his in Canada and whit so it wont happen.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I'm surprised he hasn't offed himself in prison yet.

 

[Null]

A document was made on YouTube for Nick Bate. I've taken this as an opportunity to update the thread titles for all three Nick threads.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b0SaiZtaU8

 

[Jack Awful]

I was fucking terrified when I saw that the thread was updated.

Thank God it's just for the documentary. Good video btw, recommended.

 

[lindsayfan]

I was fucking terrified when I saw that the thread was updated.

come on you aren't curious for an update? i am. a new pic, a letter some LITERAL poo-toucher got back, an upcoming appeal or parole hearing, health news, something.

 

[Jack Awful]

come on you aren't curious for an update? i am. a new pic, a letter some LITERAL poo-toucher got back, an upcoming appeal or parole hearing, health news, something.

I'd rather it be guaranteed he stayed locked up forever than have any updates.

 

[RJ MacReady]

I'd rather it be guaranteed he stayed locked up forever than have any updates.

Nick isn't eligible for parole until 2032 at the absolute earliest so keep F5ing.

 

[Jack Awful]

Nick isn't eligible for parole until 2032 at the absolute earliest so keep F5ing.

He's gonna squeeze his way out a bathroom window like Chris Chan long before then.

He's gonna cover himself in his feces to be more slippery.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

If God is real, then Bate will get the coof, not bad enough to release him from life, but bad enough to leave permanent lung damage.

If God is real, Nick will be protected from all disease and live to the ripe old age of 200, having spent the last 175 years of his life locked up in a featureless concrete cell.