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Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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So last time i was here shit was a borefest Nader cycle, has *anything* changed at all with Chins? Gotten any more interesting? Not gonna go through the highlights when a simple yes or no could do it for me
Edit: Time to skim the highlights then
Edit: Time to skim the highlights then
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I also think this looks like Pee.
She went back on later that night:
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Yes. She's gotten fatter and uglier. Nader still won't fake-love her, so she's going to try her hand at moving into a 100% 0% totally not a rental scam mansion that is a 20-min drive from Lachine by November 1st where she will continue to live her best boss bitch Aries life and not stalk him and his live-in punching bag.
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Terrifyingly hideous. The way Clotso attempted to make a "duck-face" in a retarded way really is horrifying. Her teeth looks yellow, looks like she doesn't brush her teeth that much as well.
Chantal is fat and I'm not going to sit next to her on the car.
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Its back.....this rotten site is back on!!!! Its back! Thank the underworld because I was going mental with the hater nation and reddit....my sanity was fraying at the edges....thank the Overlords who brought this back.....
Now I wil crawl back into invisibility and enjoy the shitshow. Null you motherfucker....I love you....
Carry on...I will go catch up.
Now I wil crawl back into invisibility and enjoy the shitshow. Null you motherfucker....I love you....
Carry on...I will go catch up.
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It’s almost like she is driving around aimlessly cause she is either avoiding going back to the villa or waiting for a call to action.
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Pretty sure during one of her crunk streams (back around Cuba beeze) she said brushing her teeth, or the idea, gave her PTSD.
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Thanks for digging that up. The amount of back and forth is insane. She’s like a retard Jekyll and Hyde.Since she wants to go there, I'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that while the end of this month will mark the 1 year anniversary of their trip to Toronto and their one week relationship, October 18th (which comes first, Chantal) will mark the one year anniversary of Nader's encounter with Mae at that hotel. Also I recall she made a big production of "deleting" those pictures on stream a couple of months ago, but I guess she "changed her mind" and salvaged them.
And since we're going down memory lane, here's a throwback to her community tab while she was on her trip.
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"I am done doing this."Bless her enlarged heart.
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Oh I missed my favorite diet-aid! And all of you fucks as well
If this bitch can't take care of two cats, how will she do with two more? Cats are stupid easy to take care of, yet here we are. An elderly bbj crying for any form of love and care.
If this bitch can't take care of two cats, how will she do with two more? Cats are stupid easy to take care of, yet here we are. An elderly bbj crying for any form of love and care.
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Hey Chantal, i know you read here, so here is the solution to your housing problem.
Once you get to the last day of your tenancy at the villa, just fake another one of those ER emergencys that your VIBs love so much. Then you can bawl your eyes out to your family and uncle will let you crash at his place once again, with promises of help and therapy and whatnot that you will totally ignore, as usual. You only need to get into his house!
Once there they can't kick you out without looking like a right bundle of gits. After all, you will be homeless at that point, right? It would be heartless of them.
And then you can be a homeless VICTIM to your heart's content. Imagine all the money the VIBs will be throwing at you in your hour of need.
So don't despair, your time to shine is almost here!
(Peetz can go to the homeless shelter, after all, he needs to take care of himself, it would do him good, right?)
Once you get to the last day of your tenancy at the villa, just fake another one of those ER emergencys that your VIBs love so much. Then you can bawl your eyes out to your family and uncle will let you crash at his place once again, with promises of help and therapy and whatnot that you will totally ignore, as usual. You only need to get into his house!
Once there they can't kick you out without looking like a right bundle of gits. After all, you will be homeless at that point, right? It would be heartless of them.
And then you can be a homeless VICTIM to your heart's content. Imagine all the money the VIBs will be throwing at you in your hour of need.
So don't despair, your time to shine is almost here!
(Peetz can go to the homeless shelter, after all, he needs to take care of himself, it would do him good, right?)
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Here is the mysterious man she was talking to tonight
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......
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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......
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Her room is in the same state it was in before she "cleaned" yesterday. And the Indian food leftovers are still in her closet.
Edit: She always takes half a step forward and five steps back.
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A very fitting costume for her, a big living bowling ball who eats and acts disgusting in front of the viewer.
By the way, how does it even fit her size? Is it going to tear apart when she wears it, revealing her gunt and body? I am not going to see her like that.
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REECAP of VLOGSCREAM DAY 1 (2022/10/01) (Part 1):
If you want me let me know.
"This is your experience!" X.
There may not be a drive through this year. "I'm not going to Toronto like last year." Wow. "We're not going to do Pumpkins After Dark but there is Pumpkin's Inferno and I could do that with Pee."
<Snip Malan, FUCK OFF CHANTAL BIBI IS A FREE NIGGA>
We are powering down the road, no time for stopping. Only time for talking about how much the hair bodies of men make her cunt flaps tingle like a bad case of green peen was plumbing the depths of the Mariana Stench.
The Torrid order has shipped! “I’m super fucking excited to show you guys the Halloween stuff I got! And I got some Halloween panties for my Only Fans. And! Also! I have some Amazon stuff coming today! I have a wig coming from Amazon, I have two wigs coming from Amazon.” One of them is blonde. It’s probably short and styled likeFUD2 Marilyn Monroe.
Things aren't tough, totally not going to be house poor! "I'm talking about little passive ways to make extra income on the side."
Everything is fine. X.
We're not even getting out of the car today to get gas. "Can you fill it up?"
The VIB are not letting this go with 4 Times Guy. "I didn't know he was married!" X. "And he said 'of course I'm married' like-like that, 'of course I'm married in Turkey' he said, 'I was married in Turkey, I have three kids in Turkey' he has a different life here now. I'm his Canadian wife, here now. Ha ha! I'm kidding." X. "If I am messing with a married man of course I'm going to get karma for it."
Holly is fucking DONE.
"No Holly. I clarified with him, he's not married married. He was married. Uhm his wife is not coming to Canada at all so he's looking for love here." He is MARRIED. "I would never mess with a married man. If his wife was like here, or they were definitively married that would be different." WUT?
<Insert "Cute" Gas Guy Deflection>
"I like men my age I guess, is what I'm saying. I dunno." You like men other women have deemed suitable for marriage.
"So I'm not a homewrecker because he's not with her like they're not together. Technically he was married yes he had kids yes he had a life in Turkey he has to live his life in Turkey but he said it was basically like a loveless." Adultery is a sin. "All I'm saying is don't come for me when you guys don't know all the details, you don't know all the details. What you all hate me now because I like this guy!?"
"I really-really think it's okay. I don't think like we're doing anything e-moral. Otherwise I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it! I've said time and time again I don't like to cheat, I'm not a cheater. Look! I-I-I Like to the point where I had so many fucking times -" <SNIP> "I'm sticking by my principle of no cheating." He. Is. Married.
Chantal felt awful when she cheated on Bibi, but not Peetz because he told her it was okay to be in an option relationship. "Basically a cuck." He really should just kill himself. She cheated on Bibi because she had problems, she needed validation from men. She doesn't need that anymore. X. "I'm not really into long term monogamy." Says the woman modeling wedding rings and hunting for a husband.
"It's just about respect now." Like respect for the sanctity ofmarriage Beezing. "Respect! Honesty! So the honesty part is big for me." X.
"So if I knew for sure that he was in a committeed marriage and he was telling his wife, 'Oh baby I love you' at night which sure maybe he is, I have no, I don't know what he's doing behind the scenes." She totally asked him! "He's looking for new love here, and....just the way he talks to me." She is looking for a specific love language. He's calm but passionate and dirty! She needs that! "I like his love language."
"Okay I'm going to Facetime the wife." She takes committed relationships very seriously.
X.
"I should have never told you guys that, I'm too honest. You would have never known, never known, and then you'd be like 'awwww' see!? Never known!" X. "Let's go to Party City! Halloween costumes, yessssssss." Finish the coffee, get our spoopy on!
"I'm not dating a married man!" SIGH! Fucking Beezers. She already explained this get your head on straight. "The men are not married, they're not married, he just was married. You guys are all going to think I'm this homewrecking married woman, married man, married man woman and I'm not like that. You don't even KNOW how many married men I turn down."
Uh huh."Gross I would never." X. Some of the VIB are postulating, in the most completely non-racist way possible that this is an arranged marriage.
"Yes!" Latch on like it's the last Jamaican Beef patty in the shop Chinny. "I think that's like a similar situation, is what he meant when he because he made it seem like, he kept saying, 'in my culture' so I feel like for him like it's normal for him to have a wife like an arranged wife. I think it was an arranged marriage and they're both not fulfilled and he's moved to Canada and I don't know if his children will ever come here and his wife...his ex wife, whatever, I don't even know what his status is so we're freaking out over nothing but yes I agree that being with a married man that's not moral but this situation is not black and white, I promise." X. "He's not married, well I mean yes. But it's not what you think it is." HE IS MARRIED.
Things are different beHInD thE ScENES you don't know the full situation.
"Nader was never married!" Of course not, he's a faggot. "Who cares if he's married or not? 4x man's wife? Candle for her."
"Alright let's go buy some clothes!" No wait, Holly is done. Still.
Did Holly even listen to a single fucking thing that Chantal just said? After three years as a VIB she is shocked now? "He's not married like he was married we don't know he might be separated or whatever, he doesn't love his wife, it's an arranged marriage." You made all that up. "You didn't hear me just explain for TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES about the situation!?"
"I'm not doing ANYTHING wrong his wife is eight-thousand kilometers away. He's here, looking for another girlfriend." Sharmuta. "And if it's lies, I don't know it, so who cares!?"
This part of human interaction has been difficult for SCP-400# to master. "So. Because he used TRANSLATE! Whenever I was talking to him face to face I wasn't understanding what he was trying to explain to me about the marriage." Mostly that he's married, surely. "So you guys are going with, rolling with that and just freaking out when you don't know the whole situation. Then later when he used text real time, I understand him better when we text."
Why do mortals have such a hard time with this?
"Honestly no I'm not thinking too much about it, it's just somebody I'm fucking right now, that I'm seeing." Gross. "Why does everything I do have to be a moral inadequacy thing." So Ma'am there's this thread. "I'm not ripping a man away from his wife and three children in another country, that's not what I'm doing at all." English Major.
"He's telling me that things are done with them and he was only ever with her as an arranged thing or whatever, he, the way he made it seem it's not. You know I think people just don't understand how things work in other countries, like arranged marriages and all that stuff. It's not as black and white as all that." LOLWUT? "Maybe you're not really a fucking Beezer because why would I do that? Like I dunno I guess why wouldn't I? Some people do it, maybe you're mad at yourself Holly maybe you are projecting."
"I dunno! Because, even after me explaining that I didn't do that you're still hung up on that!"
Holly was cheated on by her spouse and it fucked up her and the kids for years, likely because she is fat and fucking stupid (she is a VIB after all) and didn't get counselling for herself and the children. "Well I'm not doing that so maybe be mad at the person who did that to you and not me. Thankkkssss."
Chantal is fucking shocked, shocked! "...you've been a Beezer for three years and whatever and are accusing me of something so e-moral so I'm shocked too I guess we're at an impasse." The VIB are getting tired of this argument and notes that SCP-400# has a tendency to lash out at the Beezers. "Well sorry, sorry sorry no Fupa my Beezer turned on me first accusing me of something I didn't do. Sorry you don't like it? Who fucking cares? That's it!"
"Sorry I'm not going to like fucking uh, I'm going to say something if you accuse me of being a homewrecker." The VIB are all becoming irritable. One of them points out that a man using his culture as an excuse to cheat is ridiculous. "It's not what he said, that's not the situation at all, he's not with his wife he's married but they're not together. They're married for the kids it's an arranged marriage he's in Turkey" Huh? "They are not in a loving relationship and that's it!"
Everyone is fucking bullshit, especially Vickie making a video and Holly with her bullshit, "Accusing me of moral ineptitude." YOU ARE NOT EVEN FUCKING LISTENING. "So why do I respect you back!?" Her behavior is not SHOCKING she is DEFENDING HERSELF. "Misdirected anger, that's not my fault." Uh...e tu brute?
These shitheads are just colluding, trying to find a way and a reason to call her out. "That's the thing like I really am understanding that a lot of my Beezer's don't have my best interest and they don't want me to be happy." People connect on wanting her to be miserable! "Stay mad that's not my life now!" Compared to a lot of the people who react to her? She's positively puritanical. X.
"I abuse my cats? Not true." X. "I'm racist? Not true!" X. "I'm fucking a marri-happily married man? Not true." He's married. "I don't need to be patronised" Patronized. "and berated by Holly on a day where I'm having a good time!" These fucking people. This is stupid. "I don't need to come here to be put in this mood and treated like fucking shit." These self righteous assholes. "You're WAY OUT OF LINE HOLLY! ARE YOU ON DRUGS TODAY? WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM TODAY?"
"It's just stupid!"
SCP-400# carefully watches the chat while taking a non-chantalaunt drink. Do they dare tempt the wrath of the block button?
"There's no reason for anyone to be butthurt today, over anything." How's Nader? "Fucking a married man? No I'm not! I'm explaining the situation but all you're taking is negative, negative, what you want to hear. You're making the situation into something it's not so yes I'm going to be defensive about that."
NEW RULE! All VIBidiots are just here for entertainment and if they do not wish to face the wrath of Gunrar "Then fuckin' don't be a Beezer, sorry!" Clear? Clear!
"This is my life, I do what I want."
"You can thank fucking Holly for ruining the mood." FUCKING HOLLY!
Time to shit on all the VIB for any comment they make that isn't gunt suckling. "I came on here to Beeze, I'm being attacked for, I'm being open about my lovelife and I'm being attacked for homewrecking. Do you see how this goes from zero to a hundred and I get blamed for attacking my Beezers? Yeah? And it's not true." X. A VIB steps in to advise of how great Chantal is. "I don't even feel like being live anymore, no, I don't, like the vibe is just off." Better check your Chakra.
"You come in MY channel and be disrespectful?" Oppositional Defiance kicking in. "People don't even know he came here as a fucking refugee he came here seeking asylum, he had an arranged marriage he doesn't love his wife his wife and him don't even fuck, they have kids they've been in a loveless relationship forever he's probably never going to see her again and the cultural differences around marriage and love and blah blah blah."
Pinkies. Up. Bitches. "My life, my choice."
The drama? "You crave it, fuck off, cause look, 1300 people. Fuck off."
EVERYTING IS STUPID! Everyone is stupid! "I hate everybody!!!!!!!!!! And I will be striking your favorite streamer L so go suck pulpy's dick." HOW IS SHE NOT ALLOWED TO BE MAD? "Like REALLY!?" Fucking stupid. Blocked cunts. "I'm nice and I recognize there is a community and people care about that, ya know." That's why she doesn't strike everyone, she's so kind. Not lazy. Kind.
"Why do I have to move in silence, why do people have to have a problem with what I do?" He's married. "Fuck that shit! Why is that even a problem anyways?" This is just false outrage, a false flag as it were. "I didn't fuck a married man!" What did she even do to deserve this HATE? When she gets home all the reaction channels are being struck and if you aren't in line with this hugbox? Get blocked.
Chantal can have her own emotions and process them however she wants! She is great! She is fine! "People are not hearing me at all, people don't see me as a human basically." Ma'am you're a cryptid.
We've been sitting in this parking lot for over an hour. A windowless panel van has gone by from the Home Depot that can be rented for moving things. "We can fit Peetz's bed in there." I bet he would love that.
Chantal is passionately demonstrating her learned and nuanced understanding of the intricacies of honor cultures and the distinct marriage rituals surrounding the Egyptian people both before and after the incursion of Islam. Essentially, Nader = dick but it's totally okay.
<SNIP>
She understands the hardships that immigrants face, not understanding English, being in a foreign country, facing a potentially racist culture that may brand them with specific broad brush stereotypes.
She's here to help.
<Snip another 15 minutes of NADER>
It's time to go in the store!
Once we fix the makeup just a little bit. Can't have people realizing we're not human...as it were.
Percapita se.
Tee hee!
NB: This covers the first 2 hours, 50 minutes, and 16 seconds of the stream. Chart is up to date as of that point.
If you want me let me know.
"This is your experience!" X.
"Welcome to Vlogtober! I mean Vlogscream! We're going to call it Guntober!" After spending the morning creating a collage of the heart we're fancy and in the car. Nothing suspicious about that sort of behavior at all. The Great Northern Fupallo is just a tad testy. We need coffee. Or dick. Or something.
"I need to go check if Mr. Lube changes break lights." X. We're going to do something "Fally and Halloweeny", like PENNINGTONS! We're going to maybe do a series of Fall and Halloween things and go around looking at the amazing Fall scenery! Spooptober!
"Hi uh, do you change brake lights?" Do you have a lint roller?
Pretty sure there's a brake light issue, not super sure, but this nice man is going to take a look and see. Time to pop the trunk. "Don't mind the mess in there." Oh. He won't. It's what's in the front of the car that's bringing in the true terror of the season.
There are all these men around. Better make sure we're looking dainty!
"Do you like my Fall makeup look?" No.
Our Lady of Nashies is finger fucking her hair on mute better than she gave FUD2's barracuda the once over. Despite being a Boss Aries Bitch Sex Worker Qween the Saint of Swarofski is very demure. Also not really feeling the season so much. It's very summery today, not so much autumnal. "Fall Sampler!"
These nails are great aren’t they? Nails by Munn! He’s just the best. Awesome guy. Great job. Always such a great job. These are a taPErEd sQuaRE. “I gotta book my nail guy again for Halloween nails!”
We’re going to run some errands today, it’s not a vlog stream it’s a live scream. Chantal is a little concerned about music and getting copyright struck for someone who makes the majority of her money off of YouTube, allegedly.
Time to sit on mute again while Chantal pretends to sing in her car, plays with her wig, and generally acts like someone who should only be allowed out in public with the assistance of a handler. Truly riveting content.
Are you not entertained!?
Work orders have been exchanged, money has passed between two parties in a business transaction. An entire gallon of perfume has been liberally applied, again, just in case.
None of them want her. They totally want her.
After an interminable amount of time we are freed from the garage and the explanation for our purgatory in Mutelandia is explained. “They were playing Nickelback.” Thank you for muting.
NO SING!
We’re going to go get gas. The VIB are still pouring in and renewing their subscript-
NO SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pumpkin coffee, gas, and go see the seasons change! “It’s a season’s change, it is! Right now we’re in a season’s change!” We’re going to Chelsea, Chelsea Quebec. Chantal misses her Starbucks girl.
Chantal has the right to do the content that she wants, "I'm still trying to figure out what niche I want to do on YouTube, five years later I'm still trying to figure it out." Ha ha this is great though, livestream, livescream. Get it? Ha Ha! "Unsolicited advice today is not going to go well."
"I'm feeling a bit weird because, not sad but just, mixed emotions. Annoyed, angry. A little sad that my fantasies didn't turn out the way I'd hoped." We are reminiscing about last year and all the time with Nader. "I want to make new memories." And why did she tag him? "I was going through my pictures to look for some fresh nudes to send to somebody." X. "Usually there's one picture of my ass" That is NEVER fresh. "I really like, and I have to like move it, I'm lazy, I need to move it to an album where it's easily accessible so when I send nudes I have to scroll all the way through my fuckin' old pictures and today I did that and it's around that time of year and I seen those pictures and I remember how happy I was." Sigh.
"I haven't deleted all of the pictures yet but I need to do that." You said you deleted them all, on stream, some time ago.
"Anyway on that note I dumped Bob Hoskins, because it's not fair to him to just be leading him on and he's really into it and he's just been messaging me like..." This guy totally checked with the landlady if Chantal could spend the night. X. We're changing out mindframe and being better to men, like, and everyone because it's like really important to do that when you turn over a new maple leaf.
A VIBidiot points out that the imaginary men are needy. So needy. "Ha ha ha!" Uh Ma'am, your glasses? "They are! No, I'm kidding."They're imaginary you silly goose! Totally real.
<Snip Domestic Violence Survivor>
Chantal is talking about very serious topics like domestic violence. "I remember when that Sam's Bar Lounge video came out, and I remember seeing in the comments someone saying it had to be true because DeeDee said that Chantal raided her fridge."
"She said, 'Help yourself' don't say 'Help yourself' if you don't want your fridge to be raided. Jesus." Gluttony, never a sin.
<Snip VIBidiots>
We've turned on copyright low free allegedly spoopy music. We're dancing in the Kia. No coffee has been obtained yet because the line is long.
Chantal is totally getting hit up on the Whatsapp by a Turkish guy in Ottawa while she waits for the barista to be ready to take her drink order and putz's around with the VIB.
"I'm going to have a Grande Pumpkin Spice Latte please, with an extra shot of espresso, and uhm...do you have any pumpkin cream cheese muffins left?" Keeping that diabetus cured. They have the muffins! Thank goodness, "And just a Grande ice water and that'll be it!"
"I can look like a mess all month, it's Halloween right?" Bless her heart.
"So I dropped the Bob Hoskins guy. Now, my guy, the 4 Times guy we're going to call him 4 Times. 4 Times guy really likes me, and I really like him and he really likes me to the point where he's in Toronto working but he's going to come home early Monday - he had the option to stay an extra week to do more work but he's going to come back early Monday just so that we can spend the time together. So....."
"He's the fat shamer!"
A lot of men lecture the Sex Worker Qween about her weight, but it’s just because they’re concerned about her health. She’s fine! “99% of men I date from other ethnicities comment on my weight, always.” Ma’am that’s racist.
"I have an attraction to older men with lots of hair." They aren't your father. "I used to not like that at all and now I want a hairy old man. I like the feeling of rough hairy old bear on me. Dirty old man. I hope his wife starts a channel! Ha ha ha. She's not coming here - his wife is not going to be coming to Canada I guess." Uh huh.
They're out of the pumpkin muffin. They also know that SCP-400# is not to be trifled with, everything else that is pumpkin is being offered. We shall be having a slice of the pumpkin loaf. AnnnnNnNnyyywayy. "She's not coming here, I didn't understand what he was saying." X.
"It was just a lost in translation moment, but..." HE. IS. MARRIED.
“Apparently it’s fine so, right? Or no?” She can’t help it, she doesn’t have a lot of life experience. Time for the first sip of the day!
"I need to go check if Mr. Lube changes break lights." X. We're going to do something "Fally and Halloweeny", like PENNINGTONS! We're going to maybe do a series of Fall and Halloween things and go around looking at the amazing Fall scenery! Spooptober!
"Hi uh, do you change brake lights?" Do you have a lint roller?
Pretty sure there's a brake light issue, not super sure, but this nice man is going to take a look and see. Time to pop the trunk. "Don't mind the mess in there." Oh. He won't. It's what's in the front of the car that's bringing in the true terror of the season.
There are all these men around. Better make sure we're looking dainty!
"Do you like my Fall makeup look?" No.
Our Lady of Nashies is finger fucking her hair on mute better than she gave FUD2's barracuda the once over. Despite being a Boss Aries Bitch Sex Worker Qween the Saint of Swarofski is very demure. Also not really feeling the season so much. It's very summery today, not so much autumnal. "Fall Sampler!"
These nails are great aren’t they? Nails by Munn! He’s just the best. Awesome guy. Great job. Always such a great job. These are a taPErEd sQuaRE. “I gotta book my nail guy again for Halloween nails!”
We’re going to run some errands today, it’s not a vlog stream it’s a live scream. Chantal is a little concerned about music and getting copyright struck for someone who makes the majority of her money off of YouTube, allegedly.
Time to sit on mute again while Chantal pretends to sing in her car, plays with her wig, and generally acts like someone who should only be allowed out in public with the assistance of a handler. Truly riveting content.
Are you not entertained!?
Work orders have been exchanged, money has passed between two parties in a business transaction. An entire gallon of perfume has been liberally applied, again, just in case.
After an interminable amount of time we are freed from the garage and the explanation for our purgatory in Mutelandia is explained. “They were playing Nickelback.” Thank you for muting.
NO SING!
We’re going to go get gas. The VIB are still pouring in and renewing their subscript-
NO SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pumpkin coffee, gas, and go see the seasons change! “It’s a season’s change, it is! Right now we’re in a season’s change!” We’re going to Chelsea, Chelsea Quebec. Chantal misses her Starbucks girl.
Chantal has the right to do the content that she wants, "I'm still trying to figure out what niche I want to do on YouTube, five years later I'm still trying to figure it out." Ha ha this is great though, livestream, livescream. Get it? Ha Ha! "Unsolicited advice today is not going to go well."
"I'm feeling a bit weird because, not sad but just, mixed emotions. Annoyed, angry. A little sad that my fantasies didn't turn out the way I'd hoped." We are reminiscing about last year and all the time with Nader. "I want to make new memories." And why did she tag him? "I was going through my pictures to look for some fresh nudes to send to somebody." X. "Usually there's one picture of my ass" That is NEVER fresh. "I really like, and I have to like move it, I'm lazy, I need to move it to an album where it's easily accessible so when I send nudes I have to scroll all the way through my fuckin' old pictures and today I did that and it's around that time of year and I seen those pictures and I remember how happy I was." Sigh.
"I haven't deleted all of the pictures yet but I need to do that." You said you deleted them all, on stream, some time ago.
"Anyway on that note I dumped Bob Hoskins, because it's not fair to him to just be leading him on and he's really into it and he's just been messaging me like..." This guy totally checked with the landlady if Chantal could spend the night. X. We're changing out mindframe and being better to men, like, and everyone because it's like really important to do that when you turn over a new maple leaf.
A VIBidiot points out that the imaginary men are needy. So needy. "Ha ha ha!" Uh Ma'am, your glasses? "They are! No, I'm kidding."
<Snip Domestic Violence Survivor>
Chantal is talking about very serious topics like domestic violence. "I remember when that Sam's Bar Lounge video came out, and I remember seeing in the comments someone saying it had to be true because DeeDee said that Chantal raided her fridge."
"She said, 'Help yourself' don't say 'Help yourself' if you don't want your fridge to be raided. Jesus." Gluttony, never a sin.
<Snip VIBidiots>
We've turned on copyright low free allegedly spoopy music. We're dancing in the Kia. No coffee has been obtained yet because the line is long.
Chantal is totally getting hit up on the Whatsapp by a Turkish guy in Ottawa while she waits for the barista to be ready to take her drink order and putz's around with the VIB.
"I'm going to have a Grande Pumpkin Spice Latte please, with an extra shot of espresso, and uhm...do you have any pumpkin cream cheese muffins left?" Keeping that diabetus cured. They have the muffins! Thank goodness, "And just a Grande ice water and that'll be it!"
"I can look like a mess all month, it's Halloween right?" Bless her heart.
"So I dropped the Bob Hoskins guy. Now, my guy, the 4 Times guy we're going to call him 4 Times. 4 Times guy really likes me, and I really like him and he really likes me to the point where he's in Toronto working but he's going to come home early Monday - he had the option to stay an extra week to do more work but he's going to come back early Monday just so that we can spend the time together. So....."
"He's the fat shamer!"
A lot of men lecture the Sex Worker Qween about her weight, but it’s just because they’re concerned about her health. She’s fine! “99% of men I date from other ethnicities comment on my weight, always.” Ma’am that’s racist.
"I have an attraction to older men with lots of hair." They aren't your father. "I used to not like that at all and now I want a hairy old man. I like the feeling of rough hairy old bear on me. Dirty old man. I hope his wife starts a channel! Ha ha ha. She's not coming here - his wife is not going to be coming to Canada I guess." Uh huh.
They're out of the pumpkin muffin. They also know that SCP-400# is not to be trifled with, everything else that is pumpkin is being offered. We shall be having a slice of the pumpkin loaf. AnnnnNnNnyyywayy. "She's not coming here, I didn't understand what he was saying." X.
"It was just a lost in translation moment, but..." HE. IS. MARRIED.
“Apparently it’s fine so, right? Or no?” She can’t help it, she doesn’t have a lot of life experience. Time for the first sip of the day!
There may not be a drive through this year. "I'm not going to Toronto like last year." Wow. "We're not going to do Pumpkins After Dark but there is Pumpkin's Inferno and I could do that with Pee."
<Snip Malan, FUCK OFF CHANTAL BIBI IS A FREE NIGGA>
We are powering down the road, no time for stopping. Only time for talking about how much the hair bodies of men make her cunt flaps tingle like a bad case of green peen was plumbing the depths of the Mariana Stench.
The Torrid order has shipped! “I’m super fucking excited to show you guys the Halloween stuff I got! And I got some Halloween panties for my Only Fans. And! Also! I have some Amazon stuff coming today! I have a wig coming from Amazon, I have two wigs coming from Amazon.” One of them is blonde. It’s probably short and styled like
Things aren't tough, totally not going to be house poor! "I'm talking about little passive ways to make extra income on the side."
Everything is fine. X.
We're not even getting out of the car today to get gas. "Can you fill it up?"
The VIB are not letting this go with 4 Times Guy. "I didn't know he was married!" X. "And he said 'of course I'm married' like-like that, 'of course I'm married in Turkey' he said, 'I was married in Turkey, I have three kids in Turkey' he has a different life here now. I'm his Canadian wife, here now. Ha ha! I'm kidding." X. "If I am messing with a married man of course I'm going to get karma for it."
Holly is fucking DONE.
"No Holly. I clarified with him, he's not married married. He was married. Uhm his wife is not coming to Canada at all so he's looking for love here." He is MARRIED. "I would never mess with a married man. If his wife was like here, or they were definitively married that would be different." WUT?
<Insert "Cute" Gas Guy Deflection>
"I like men my age I guess, is what I'm saying. I dunno." You like men other women have deemed suitable for marriage.
"So I'm not a homewrecker because he's not with her like they're not together. Technically he was married yes he had kids yes he had a life in Turkey he has to live his life in Turkey but he said it was basically like a loveless." Adultery is a sin. "All I'm saying is don't come for me when you guys don't know all the details, you don't know all the details. What you all hate me now because I like this guy!?"
"I really-really think it's okay. I don't think like we're doing anything e-moral. Otherwise I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it! I've said time and time again I don't like to cheat, I'm not a cheater. Look! I-I-I Like to the point where I had so many fucking times -" <SNIP> "I'm sticking by my principle of no cheating." He. Is. Married.
Chantal felt awful when she cheated on Bibi, but not Peetz because he told her it was okay to be in an option relationship. "Basically a cuck." He really should just kill himself. She cheated on Bibi because she had problems, she needed validation from men. She doesn't need that anymore. X. "I'm not really into long term monogamy." Says the woman modeling wedding rings and hunting for a husband.
"It's just about respect now." Like respect for the sanctity of
"So if I knew for sure that he was in a committeed marriage and he was telling his wife, 'Oh baby I love you' at night which sure maybe he is, I have no, I don't know what he's doing behind the scenes." She totally asked him! "He's looking for new love here, and....just the way he talks to me." She is looking for a specific love language. He's calm but passionate and dirty! She needs that! "I like his love language."
"Okay I'm going to Facetime the wife." She takes committed relationships very seriously.
X.
"I should have never told you guys that, I'm too honest. You would have never known, never known, and then you'd be like 'awwww' see!? Never known!" X. "Let's go to Party City! Halloween costumes, yessssssss." Finish the coffee, get our spoopy on!
"I'm not dating a married man!" SIGH! Fucking Beezers. She already explained this get your head on straight. "The men are not married, they're not married, he just was married. You guys are all going to think I'm this homewrecking married woman, married man, married man woman and I'm not like that. You don't even KNOW how many married men I turn down."
Uh huh."Gross I would never." X. Some of the VIB are postulating, in the most completely non-racist way possible that this is an arranged marriage.
"Yes!" Latch on like it's the last Jamaican Beef patty in the shop Chinny. "I think that's like a similar situation, is what he meant when he because he made it seem like, he kept saying, 'in my culture' so I feel like for him like it's normal for him to have a wife like an arranged wife. I think it was an arranged marriage and they're both not fulfilled and he's moved to Canada and I don't know if his children will ever come here and his wife...his ex wife, whatever, I don't even know what his status is so we're freaking out over nothing but yes I agree that being with a married man that's not moral but this situation is not black and white, I promise." X. "He's not married, well I mean yes. But it's not what you think it is." HE IS MARRIED.
Things are different beHInD thE ScENES you don't know the full situation.
"Nader was never married!" Of course not, he's a faggot. "Who cares if he's married or not? 4x man's wife? Candle for her."
"Alright let's go buy some clothes!" No wait, Holly is done. Still.
Did Holly even listen to a single fucking thing that Chantal just said? After three years as a VIB she is shocked now? "He's not married like he was married we don't know he might be separated or whatever, he doesn't love his wife, it's an arranged marriage." You made all that up. "You didn't hear me just explain for TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES about the situation!?"
"I'm not doing ANYTHING wrong his wife is eight-thousand kilometers away. He's here, looking for another girlfriend." Sharmuta. "And if it's lies, I don't know it, so who cares!?"
This part of human interaction has been difficult for SCP-400# to master. "So. Because he used TRANSLATE! Whenever I was talking to him face to face I wasn't understanding what he was trying to explain to me about the marriage." Mostly that he's married, surely. "So you guys are going with, rolling with that and just freaking out when you don't know the whole situation. Then later when he used text real time, I understand him better when we text."
Why do mortals have such a hard time with this?
"Honestly no I'm not thinking too much about it, it's just somebody I'm fucking right now, that I'm seeing." Gross. "Why does everything I do have to be a moral inadequacy thing." So Ma'am there's this thread. "I'm not ripping a man away from his wife and three children in another country, that's not what I'm doing at all." English Major.
"He's telling me that things are done with them and he was only ever with her as an arranged thing or whatever, he, the way he made it seem it's not. You know I think people just don't understand how things work in other countries, like arranged marriages and all that stuff. It's not as black and white as all that." LOLWUT? "Maybe you're not really a fucking Beezer because why would I do that? Like I dunno I guess why wouldn't I? Some people do it, maybe you're mad at yourself Holly maybe you are projecting."
"I dunno! Because, even after me explaining that I didn't do that you're still hung up on that!"
Holly was cheated on by her spouse and it fucked up her and the kids for years, likely because she is fat and fucking stupid (she is a VIB after all) and didn't get counselling for herself and the children. "Well I'm not doing that so maybe be mad at the person who did that to you and not me. Thankkkssss."
Chantal is fucking shocked, shocked! "...you've been a Beezer for three years and whatever and are accusing me of something so e-moral so I'm shocked too I guess we're at an impasse." The VIB are getting tired of this argument and notes that SCP-400# has a tendency to lash out at the Beezers. "Well sorry, sorry sorry no Fupa my Beezer turned on me first accusing me of something I didn't do. Sorry you don't like it? Who fucking cares? That's it!"
"Sorry I'm not going to like fucking uh, I'm going to say something if you accuse me of being a homewrecker." The VIB are all becoming irritable. One of them points out that a man using his culture as an excuse to cheat is ridiculous. "It's not what he said, that's not the situation at all, he's not with his wife he's married but they're not together. They're married for the kids it's an arranged marriage he's in Turkey" Huh? "They are not in a loving relationship and that's it!"
Everyone is fucking bullshit, especially Vickie making a video and Holly with her bullshit, "Accusing me of moral ineptitude." YOU ARE NOT EVEN FUCKING LISTENING. "So why do I respect you back!?" Her behavior is not SHOCKING she is DEFENDING HERSELF. "Misdirected anger, that's not my fault." Uh...e tu brute?
These shitheads are just colluding, trying to find a way and a reason to call her out. "That's the thing like I really am understanding that a lot of my Beezer's don't have my best interest and they don't want me to be happy." People connect on wanting her to be miserable! "Stay mad that's not my life now!" Compared to a lot of the people who react to her? She's positively puritanical. X.
"I abuse my cats? Not true." X. "I'm racist? Not true!" X. "I'm fucking a marri-happily married man? Not true." He's married. "I don't need to be patronised" Patronized. "and berated by Holly on a day where I'm having a good time!" These fucking people. This is stupid. "I don't need to come here to be put in this mood and treated like fucking shit." These self righteous assholes. "You're WAY OUT OF LINE HOLLY! ARE YOU ON DRUGS TODAY? WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM TODAY?"
"It's just stupid!"
SCP-400# carefully watches the chat while taking a non-chantalaunt drink. Do they dare tempt the wrath of the block button?
"There's no reason for anyone to be butthurt today, over anything." How's Nader? "Fucking a married man? No I'm not! I'm explaining the situation but all you're taking is negative, negative, what you want to hear. You're making the situation into something it's not so yes I'm going to be defensive about that."
NEW RULE! All VIBidiots are just here for entertainment and if they do not wish to face the wrath of Gunrar "Then fuckin' don't be a Beezer, sorry!" Clear? Clear!
"This is my life, I do what I want."
"You can thank fucking Holly for ruining the mood." FUCKING HOLLY!
Time to shit on all the VIB for any comment they make that isn't gunt suckling. "I came on here to Beeze, I'm being attacked for, I'm being open about my lovelife and I'm being attacked for homewrecking. Do you see how this goes from zero to a hundred and I get blamed for attacking my Beezers? Yeah? And it's not true." X. A VIB steps in to advise of how great Chantal is. "I don't even feel like being live anymore, no, I don't, like the vibe is just off." Better check your Chakra.
"You come in MY channel and be disrespectful?" Oppositional Defiance kicking in. "People don't even know he came here as a fucking refugee he came here seeking asylum, he had an arranged marriage he doesn't love his wife his wife and him don't even fuck, they have kids they've been in a loveless relationship forever he's probably never going to see her again and the cultural differences around marriage and love and blah blah blah."
Pinkies. Up. Bitches. "My life, my choice."
The drama? "You crave it, fuck off, cause look, 1300 people. Fuck off."
EVERYTING IS STUPID! Everyone is stupid! "I hate everybody!!!!!!!!!! And I will be striking your favorite streamer L so go suck pulpy's dick." HOW IS SHE NOT ALLOWED TO BE MAD? "Like REALLY!?" Fucking stupid. Blocked cunts. "I'm nice and I recognize there is a community and people care about that, ya know." That's why she doesn't strike everyone, she's so kind. Not lazy. Kind.
"Why do I have to move in silence, why do people have to have a problem with what I do?" He's married. "Fuck that shit! Why is that even a problem anyways?" This is just false outrage, a false flag as it were. "I didn't fuck a married man!" What did she even do to deserve this HATE? When she gets home all the reaction channels are being struck and if you aren't in line with this hugbox? Get blocked.
Chantal can have her own emotions and process them however she wants! She is great! She is fine! "People are not hearing me at all, people don't see me as a human basically." Ma'am you're a cryptid.
This is just so unfair. Sniffle.
"Imagine going through something so traumatic and people just processing it and being so dismissive of it and acting like it's nothing. It's fucked up and I'm fucking tired." Nader didn't want the weed? "I'm tired of being blamed or made to feel ashamed." You should be. "Fuck you! Fuck you! I'm tired of it! People don't hear and see it because they dismiss everything." Nader claimed DeeDee but he wouldn't claim you.
"It's my fucking channel."
"YouTube gave me a channel and I can talk about whatever the fuck I want to."
Everyone is lying about her, and FFG ruined the fashion show on purpose for her own entertainment! Chantal has to suck it up and never rage, but when she does rage? She's the bad guy always! Always! She should NOT have to hide the fact she is an SCP so that people don't pick apart her life as Our Lady of Perpetual Poutine! Holly is supposed to be SUPPORTIVE! "Fuck you Holly, eat shit."
The Saint of UberEats puts up with a lot, she ignores a lot.
Bunny Boiler.
"Do I come on every day and put my livestream, mmm FFG's a bitch?"
Pretty much.
People keep believing those one little bits. "Well I joked when I said he was a married man." Yeah walk it back SCP-400#. "If you're not here to fully accept every range of Chantal? I'm going to block you here."
People are trying to trigger her! "I will block you right now!" She's a very emotionalperson SCP. "Don't be a fucking asshole and you're safe!" We're sniffling in relative silence again. It's so hard being accused and attacked and people being outraged. She's not a horrible person and this isn't easy on her mental health. She should only be called out for actual things she does in videos she doesn't delete.
"I don't feel like I did anything wrong with Nader."
This is so hard. No one understand what it was like behind the scenes. Nader didn't want the weed.
"I miss my granma" NADER. "I think I'm crying about a lot of stuff." Nader.
She just needed to get inside the condo. "I think it's the Toronto anniversary. Why!? Why did nothing turn out the way it was supposed to?" Cuntal and El Scammy, star crossed loves.
<Snip The.VICTIM>
"I don't feel too good."
Presenting Chantal's 2022 Halloween Avatar.
"I know I need help." And you'll never seek it.
It's so overwhelming to even try to pick up the phone, "It's just too much, it's just too much."
"I had a whole future made up in my mind with this person." Nader, shockingly, manipulated Chantal by feeding her delusions in exchange for groceries and cash, booze, cigarettes, clothes, and of course...iPads. "I still feel trapped and I haven't seen him in three months." Uh huh.
Time to dig the snot out with a discarded tarp. "I just need a deep breath I'm okay." X. "I'm having a fucking mental breakdown." People just don't understand, "I'm a human too you know," We've covered this. "Do I look human again? So I can go in the store?"
X.
<Snip 30 Minutes of Nader>
"Imagine going through something so traumatic and people just processing it and being so dismissive of it and acting like it's nothing. It's fucked up and I'm fucking tired." Nader didn't want the weed? "I'm tired of being blamed or made to feel ashamed." You should be. "Fuck you! Fuck you! I'm tired of it! People don't hear and see it because they dismiss everything." Nader claimed DeeDee but he wouldn't claim you.
"It's my fucking channel."
"YouTube gave me a channel and I can talk about whatever the fuck I want to."
Everyone is lying about her, and FFG ruined the fashion show on purpose for her own entertainment! Chantal has to suck it up and never rage, but when she does rage? She's the bad guy always! Always! She should NOT have to hide the fact she is an SCP so that people don't pick apart her life as Our Lady of Perpetual Poutine! Holly is supposed to be SUPPORTIVE! "Fuck you Holly, eat shit."
The Saint of UberEats puts up with a lot, she ignores a lot.
Bunny Boiler.
"Do I come on every day and put my livestream, mmm FFG's a bitch?"
Pretty much.
People keep believing those one little bits. "Well I joked when I said he was a married man." Yeah walk it back SCP-400#. "If you're not here to fully accept every range of Chantal? I'm going to block you here."
People are trying to trigger her! "I will block you right now!" She's a very emotional
"I don't feel like I did anything wrong with Nader."
This is so hard. No one understand what it was like behind the scenes. Nader didn't want the weed.
"I miss my granma" NADER. "I think I'm crying about a lot of stuff." Nader.
She just needed to get inside the condo. "I think it's the Toronto anniversary. Why!? Why did nothing turn out the way it was supposed to?" Cuntal and El Scammy, star crossed loves.
<Snip The.VICTIM>
"I don't feel too good."
Presenting Chantal's 2022 Halloween Avatar.
"I know I need help." And you'll never seek it.
It's so overwhelming to even try to pick up the phone, "It's just too much, it's just too much."
"I had a whole future made up in my mind with this person." Nader, shockingly, manipulated Chantal by feeding her delusions in exchange for groceries and cash, booze, cigarettes, clothes, and of course...iPads. "I still feel trapped and I haven't seen him in three months." Uh huh.
Time to dig the snot out with a discarded tarp. "I just need a deep breath I'm okay." X. "I'm having a fucking mental breakdown." People just don't understand, "I'm a human too you know," We've covered this. "Do I look human again? So I can go in the store?"
X.
<Snip 30 Minutes of Nader>
We've been sitting in this parking lot for over an hour. A windowless panel van has gone by from the Home Depot that can be rented for moving things. "We can fit Peetz's bed in there." I bet he would love that.
Chantal is passionately demonstrating her learned and nuanced understanding of the intricacies of honor cultures and the distinct marriage rituals surrounding the Egyptian people both before and after the incursion of Islam. Essentially, Nader = dick but it's totally okay.
<SNIP>
She understands the hardships that immigrants face, not understanding English, being in a foreign country, facing a potentially racist culture that may brand them with specific broad brush stereotypes.
She's here to help.
<Snip another 15 minutes of NADER>
It's time to go in the store!
Once we fix the makeup just a little bit. Can't have people realizing we're not human...as it were.
Per
Tee hee!
Chantal's "Real" Men
| Name | Race / Country | Is Also | Paid for Sex? | Note(s) |
| Kevin | Grenada | ??? | $150 | For "motorcycle" |
| Big Turk | Turkish | ??? | Yes | For "moving expenses" |
| Turkish | No | Dumped per 22/10/01 | ||
| BO Turk | Turkish | ??? | Yes | Paid for "dates" ref'd Bob Hoskins |
| 4 Time for REAL | Kurdish | Mixes him up with Mr. Coffee. | Unknown | Works in Toronto. Fat Shamer. Married. |
| Morocco Guy | Moroccan | ??? | No | Long Distance Love Scammer |
| Video Game Guy | Pakistani | ??? | No | New Man 22/09/30 |
| Mr. Coffee | Brown | ??? | Yes | He blocked her per 22/09/30 |
| Null | Slobbermutt | Joshua Conner Moon / Final Boss of Transphobes | No | Man of principle and pizza. |
| Jose | Egyptian? | Nader? | Unknown | If Nader - $$$ |
| Tony | Moroccan | ??? | Likely | 2 Cats & a Dick |
| McNuggies | Probably Brown | ??? | No | New Man 22/09/30 |
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I can't watch this beech without the filter of best chat. The rat face is getting worse. Bless you tangie for suffering for our sins 
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I’m about to go into total dumbass conspiracy theory mode with full awareness that she is probably too stupid to be this diabolical but if she thought it paved a road to Nader she might try. Is there any chance Chins is running headlong into a rental scam to get rid of Peetz and return the burden to his own family? We know she has no real savings and nothing to fall back on if she is suddenly homeless. We also know that playing scam victim coupled with absolutely unequivocally not wanting Chantal in their home could lead to Smee, Smee’s husband or Funcle willing to co-sign on a small studio or one bedroom apartment. Naturally Chins is their god given burden so they may be inclined to help but they likely wouldn’t be willing to help support Peetz too.
*boo hoo snort sideye into camera through non-existant tears* Chins would just lurrrrrve to help PEE! but she does need a roof over her head after all. I mean guise it isn’t her fault she got scammed yaknowhattamean.
If this happened once she was safely housed elsewhere she could finally have her chance to steal Nader back because in her mind the only reason they aren’t together is because she couldn’t provide him a Peetz free home. Also I’m sure the worthless cunt would be thrilled if BBJ had the decency to die from the stress of moving so no pesky beezers could express their rightful fear of Nader hurting her again.
Alas weebles wobble but don’t fall down so knowing her luck Chins and Peetz will be living it up in a mansion in no time at all because she managed to find landlords dumber than she is.
*boo hoo snort sideye into camera through non-existant tears* Chins would just lurrrrrve to help PEE! but she does need a roof over her head after all. I mean guise it isn’t her fault she got scammed yaknowhattamean.
If this happened once she was safely housed elsewhere she could finally have her chance to steal Nader back because in her mind the only reason they aren’t together is because she couldn’t provide him a Peetz free home. Also I’m sure the worthless cunt would be thrilled if BBJ had the decency to die from the stress of moving so no pesky beezers could express their rightful fear of Nader hurting her again.
Alas weebles wobble but don’t fall down so knowing her luck Chins and Peetz will be living it up in a mansion in no time at all because she managed to find landlords dumber than she is.
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I think you are giving her too much credit, her brain capacity to think of a ruse like this just doesn’t exist . She can’t remember to wipe her own arse most of the time. She is so gullible to being scammed , we see it every time she throws money at a new male victim because he gave her a sob story. Nope she will go all in with the move to her dream mansion and we will see her in motel 6 with a room next to FFG. (Please God). If not we will see the tantrum to end all tantrums when her move to Montreal doesn’t tempt camel chops away from Doodoo. Win win all the way for us.
Start packing fatso
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