DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

Do you know what's nice about sandy hook shooting? less white privilege. (alternative) Do you know what I like about Chicago? Niggers doing something positive for society by killing each other.
The "Dark" in a dark joke is that is morbid, you don't apologize for a joke, or it's not a joke, it's a statement, despite what trannys will have you believe.

Precisely, I don't know where all the troons and troonlovers came from that got sucked into the autism vortex recently, but I've seen a lot of them seethe because Phil made a dark joke about their sacred cows and are suddenly acting as if dark humor is unacceptable. I'm getting real 80s Christian fundamentalists raging against metal music vibes from them. The problem with Phail's child slave trade joke isn't that it's dark, it's that it's not funny. It's shittier than even hack ethnic humor. Not to mention it doesn't make sense either because it's not topical, nowadays the girls who get enslaved and shipped off to places like Epstein island are either South East Asian or Eastern European, not black.

 

[HeyMoon]

Not exactly a new take, but I hope one day he stops and thinks about his situation and realizes that, it is he himself who is the factor in everything going wrong. I hope he then accepts it, but I doubt it. He will take easy way out.

What you described is having humility and introspection. Both are things I've never seen him display sincerely.

 

[FiestaMexicana]

What "major things" has happened this year? These are the ones i can think of
-Reaction videos
-Phone proving once and for all that he plays WWE Champions
-YouTube shorts

Also fun to see the website up again

 

[Mystery Man]

Looks like he was having too much fun pulling to even bother with a daily wrap tonight. How am I going to know how much he got today?

Spoiler

Edit: false alarm, move along.

Spoiler

He's done the daily wrap 6 days/week for nearly a year, it's like forgetting to brush your teeth at this point. Incompetence is massively strong.

Hey look, he forgot to do a daily wrap on the 1st of last month as well. Probably just a coincidence.

Spoiler

 

[ParksydeDhil]

I love how he didn't wanna use an alt site just because he would have to fork over 2%. Like my guy you pay more than that to direct transfer.

 

[Tears for T]

I love how he didn't wanna use an alt site just because he would have to fork over 2%. Like my guy you pay more than that to direct transfer.

Yeah really retarded.
Like when Phil said, that's 2% of my money. Not 2% of your donations - really good use of words there Phil. Yeah, all the money are Phil's in his mind

 

[Grammatik]

I've missed you my fellow degenerates.

It's good to be back !

 

[PetiteDragon43]

What "major things" has happened this year? These are the ones i can think of
-Reaction videos
-Phone proving once and for all that he plays WWE Champions
-YouTube shorts

Also fun to see the website up again

-40th Birthday Cope
-Fat Wife Reveal
-Keemstar breaking his mind
-RobonWheels exodus
-ReviewtechUSA becoming Phil's bitch
-Copyright Strikes
-Streamelements ban

Nothing too interesting on paper. But it really is his reactions during these events that makes it so fascinating.

 

[Sup3r]

I love how he didn't wanna use an alt site just because he would have to fork over 2%. Like my guy you pay more than that to direct transfer.

I think it's because he's gotten far too used to having the service for free. If streamelements had begun to charge 2% for the service, he'd start bitching about it and maybe change his goals but he wouldn't swap away.

Besides I expect him to move to one of these other services when he gets sick of having to do the work himself.

 

[Dona Morte]

Credit that Twitter account.
What say you Coffee Cuck?
I think he is the last one that is not doxed.
Aside from Anony that is.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

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Credit that Twitter account.
What say you Coffee Cuck?
I think he is the last one that is not doxed.
Aside from Anony that is.

AFAIK we’ve also never doxxed Jayde, Fagginz, snowkarl, The Cat, and possibly bentboxer.

 

[Corpun]

This stream elements saga is hilarious. Some gems I found hilarious, albeit paraphrased a little.

"Why would they ban me from their platform? Don't they know they are enabling my trolls?"

Phil, I seriously doubt anyone knows about your trolls, and if they do, they don't take them seriously. Even us detractors have spergouts when one of us decides to pozload my negholep that is you a little. You seriously expect an Israeli based company to care?

"Luckily I have a backup set up. (Some time later) This is bullshit because I have to do all this work now to set everything up and move stuff over."

Doesn't sounds like you had backups set up at all Phil. Lazy as ever.

"I'm a victim of this business that banned me for being toxic and calling people mentally ill when people provided proof. I've changed guys, that's why I regularly call people who hate me mentally ill lowlifes."

Enough said.

 

[Little Bill]

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Credit that Twitter account.
What say you Coffee Cuck?
I think he is the last one that is not doxed.
Aside from Anony that is.

I thought we all knew this was how PayPal operated for many years now. It's also how we 'know' Anony's real name; albeit, he could have used a fake name on his PayPal account at the time.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

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I thought we all knew this was how PayPal operated for many years now. It's also how we 'know' Anony's real name; albeit, he could have used a fake name on his PayPal account at the time.

Okay now post either yours or another paypig’s, preferably Fagginz if it’s not you.

 

[Corpun]

I've noticed that before as well. For a guy "living his best life every day" and "loving his job" he seems to literally never has a single moment of happiness. Ever. Everything he does is so hollow, and joyless. Even the highest of his highest money buffs and huge tip drops are so short-lived that they might as well not have happened in the first place.

It'd be sad if it were anyone but Phil. He's dug this hole for nearly two decades now and he deserves it. Guy had plenty of time to look back and reflect on where he was going but neve did. When the money begins to dry up we will either see him get more fucking deranged and hostile to everyone or his suicide.

Wouldn't be surprised if this piece of shit streamed his suicide as an attempt to garner tips from coffeecuck or some other whale to save the stream.

 

[Sup3r]

This stream elements saga is hilarious. Some gems I found hilarious, albeit paraphrased a little.

"Why would they ban me from their platform? Don't they know they are enabling my trolls?"

Because they don't find your conduct acceptable? I love that he believes that because a group of mean people exists that he shouldn't be held accountable for his own actions.

"Luckily I have a backup set up. (Some time later) This is bullshit because I have to do all this work now to set everything up and move stuff over."

Doesn't sounds like you had backups set up at all Phil. Lazy as ever.

Bet his "backup" was to just beg SE to just unban him.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Going back through his rant. Him saying "Dark jokes aren't offensive" is great.

I can see him turning it into 'I meant MY jokes aren't offensive since I call myself Darksidephail.'

It's crazy how almost everything he had to say to criticize Keemstar was immediately followed with
"and yeah i did something similar early in my career but-"

meaning just days before.

 

[Little Bill]

Okay now post either yours or another paypig’s, preferably Fagginz if it’s not you.

Well, now that Phil is choosing to use PayPal.Me to accept tips, I think it would be safe to assume that the paypigs would also have set one up as well in order to continue tipping him. You can go to the URL https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/ and after the last /, you can add any paypig's name you want and it will take you to their page if they have one. Here's an example of two I found really quick.

1) https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/pwdubz



2) https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/SeanJTharpe

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

It'd be sad if it were anyone but Phil. He's dug this hole for nearly two decades now and he deserves it. Guy had plenty of time to look back and reflect on where he was going but neve did. When the money begins to dry up we will either see him get more fucking deranged and hostile to everyone or his suicide.

Wouldn't be surprised if this piece of shit streamed his suicide as an attempt to garner tips from coffeecuck or some other whale to save the stream.

The sheer amount of projection during the Keemstar react proves he’ll never change because he doesn’t see a problem with his behavior. “Keemstar hates his fans and only sees them as money,” but somehow Phil doesn’t? “Keemstar told Etika to kill himself.” While this is true, Phil indirectly killed T and any point Phil may have had was ruined by him bashing Etika’s mom and saying Keem has no idea what having a mental health issue is like.

 

[Corpun]

The sheer amount of projection during the Keemstar react proves he’ll never change because he doesn’t see a problem with his behavior. “Keemstar hates his fans and only sees them as money,” but somehow Phil doesn’t? “Keemstar told Etika to kill himself.” While this is true, Phil indirectly killed T and any point Phil may have had was ruined by him bashing Etika’s mom and saying Keem has no idea what having a mental health issue is like.

It's been said before but Phil most likely has multiple mental disorders ranging from narcissism to sociopathy. This isn't even including the health issues he has that he won't actually fix.

He will never change because changing his lifestyle will cost money that can go into his addictions and he doesn't think he has problems.