Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Looks like he's wealthy, hopefully Pat slides into his DMs to e-beg.

It sure would be a shame if Patrick slid into his website contact forms (assuming he has any) and sent some very whiney messages.

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

The more deranged he acts with the cops the more serious his profile is going to be. Since Fatrick couldn't just let the cops come by once, look around, and act like a normal human being with this situation, he is now labeled as deranged or something like that with the cops. So any calls about being angry and shooting will probably trigger these responses. Its like dealing with online trolls, Fatrick thinks he knows how to make it stop but he will just continually make it worse

I definitely agree. We touched on this back during the now infamous swatting caught by his neighbors, but Pat acted like enough of an ass, and has enough history, he likely has an NCIC flag in his file. This will warn any officers responding to an incident where he is involved of our favorite Fat’s hostility and behavior. From what I have been told by friends in LE, those flags can entirely change how they approach a given individual/situation. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn he’s flagged at least as hostile.

I wish we could get the body cam or audio from the entry team. He always makes it seem like the entry team was a quarter pound of trigger pressure from giving him a new fuckhole in his head, but I’d wager it was a lot calmer than he oinks about.

 

[Maude Snew]

He 100% knows that I'm going to post these images here. Pat despises his wife and offers her up to be posted on multiple forums all over the internet.

During our little unplanned hiatus a rumor amongst the Owens was that his wife had left him since they hadn't seen anything of her in quite some time and of course Fat Rick (who is fat) read this and has since just posted her tons in between all his other dumb shit I guess as an own? See here, my fat ugly wife has not left me, there she is, smiling awkwardly as if held at gunpoint! Take that, childs! I'm being mean here to Niki but honestly, you can do better, just leave the pig and lizard. Not a lot better mind you, but come on, hard to do worse.

 

[AnOminous]

From what I have been told by friends in LE, those flags can entirely change how they approach a given individual/situation. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn he’s flagged at least as hostile.

It takes a special level of retard to turn being a crime victim into having a "beware of nutjob" flag on his permanent record. Any time the cops deal with him, whether or not it's a swatting, they're going to treat him as a potential threat because he is one.

After dealing with his deranged pig squealing, they probably figured out why people fuck with this asshole.

 

[moocow]

The more deranged he acts with the cops the more serious his profile is going to be. Since Fatrick couldn't just let the cops come by once, look around, and act like a normal human being with this situation, he is now labeled as deranged or something like that with the cops. So any calls about being angry and shooting will probably trigger these responses.

I definitely agree. We touched on this back during the now infamous swatting caught by his neighbors, but Pat acted like enough of an ass, and has enough history, he likely has an NCIC flag in his file. This will warn any officers responding to an incident where he is involved of our favorite Fat’s hostility and behavior. From what I have been told by friends in LE, those flags can entirely change how they approach a given individual/situation. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn he’s flagged at least as hostile.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's flagged as a potential sovereign citizen. He's certainly got a few of the behaviors down pat (lol), like intense distrust of (and contempt for) law enforcement, an unbreakable need to petulantly defy authority as much as possible while demanding it adhere to (often imaginary) rules, comically inaccurate understanding of the law, an endless insistence and confidence that things will always proceed "just so" and a guarantee of getting very angry when repeating the same magic incantations over and over doesn't bend the universe to his will.

Even if someone really is phoning these in again and again to fuck with him, there's no way the police would actually be stupid enough to fall for six (or is it seven now?) swatting attempts against the same person no matter how incompetent they are or convincing the caller is, so there is definitely something going on between them and Fat to make them treat every incident so seriously. And if he's phoning these in himself (which I think is the case), the dumbass is playing with fucking fire. Most people stop fucking with the cops once they've had one squad of them point guns at their head. Deliberately inviting more encounters like that just increases the odds of someone earning some speed holes.

 

[Simon]

Has he just not bothered to contact the station and have something done about it? Sure the police will still show up but probably not with weapons drawn or as aggressively.

You would think that if someone was swatted this many fucking times, if it was truly any one of the forums that follow this fat pig, it would have already been discovered. The fact that it keeps happening means only one of two things: he's doing it himself or the person is a lone wolf, and isn't connecting it to any forum. 6 times is ridiculous and there is no way they wouldn't have found out who is doing it by now.

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

It takes a special level of retard to turn being a crime victim into having a "beware of nutjob" flag on his permanent record. Any time the cops deal with him, whether or not it's a swatting, they're going to treat him as a potential threat because he is one.

After dealing with his deranged pig squealing, they probably figured out why people fuck with this asshole.

Wouldn’t be surprised if some dumbass rookie who pissed off the Sarge or the Chief got saddled with looking into him. Since he’s a frequent flyer now, and he made sure to tell them just how important he was on the internet (despite lacking a blue check mark), they likely at least did a google search of him. Wonder if they found his gun pics? Or his pepperoni stash?

 

[Mr Moonface]

He actually added ALT text to his swatting image:

He really is fucking nuts.

 

[Simon]

He actually added ALT text to his swatting image:

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He really is fucking nuts.

So, he's definitely doing this to himself. Imagine anyone else being SWATed even one time. They would absolutely be busy working with the police to find out what happened, they wouldn't be blasting pics and retarded commentary about it all over the internet. SWATing is a serious and potentially dangerous thing, and most people that aren't fat with bitch tits take it seriously.

 

[John_Smith]

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Is Boxcar Nikki wearing actual Raybans or knock-offs. Patso cannot afford to buy a decent watch, so it would be surprising if Nikki could afford quality sunglasses.

Those white frames make her yellow horse teeth look even yellower. Nikki has terrible fashion sense. And enormous ears. Give her a feather to hold and I bet that she could fly.

I'm wondering if any of the cops *swatting* Patso are repeat visitors. There are only so many officers in a given precinct ."Yeah, it's that Tomlinson faggot again. Probably a false alarm, but let's go in hard anyway." Someone who sees his twitter shit is the swatter. No one here or at OnA wants to see the Pig dead. Dead cows, no milk. Fun over. At the very least, Piggy needs to post a sign on his door, 'Dear cop-childs. This is the 4th 5th 6th time you've swatted us. Call your supervisors or someone in charge before proceeding. Thank you. Yours in Christ, Patrick and Nikki"

 

[Thorn]

So, he's definitely doing this to himself. Imagine anyone else being SWATed even one time. They would absolutely be busy working with the police to find out what happened, they wouldn't be blasting pics and retarded commentary about it all over the internet. SWATing is a serious and potentially dangerous thing, and most people that aren't fat with bitch tits take it seriously.

At the very least, there is no doubt that he's counting on these SWATs for attention. I have seen concussed victims of roll over car wrecks cooperate with the police better than Fatrick does.

 

[Mr Moonface]

So, he's definitely doing this to himself. Imagine anyone else being SWATed even one time. They would absolutely be busy working with the police to find out what happened, they wouldn't be blasting pics and retarded commentary about it all over the internet. SWATing is a serious and potentially dangerous thing, and most people that aren't fat with bitch tits take it seriously.

I'm almost certain he's swatting himself. And a big reason for him doing so just happened:

Congrats on finally hitting 50k piggy, all it needed was you calling the police to your home four times so they could point guns at your wife.

Every time he swats himself he gains about 500 new followers. Anyone who thinks that Pat isn't nuts enough to swat himself for twitter followers hasn't been reading this thread thoroughly enough.

 

[A Sunset]

The more deranged he acts with the cops the more serious his profile is going to be. Since Fatrick couldn't just let the cops come by once, look around, and act like a normal human being with this situation, he is now labeled as deranged or something like that with the cops. So any calls about being angry and shooting will probably trigger these responses. Its like dealing with online trolls, Fatrick thinks he knows how to make it stop but he will just continually make it worse

Imagine how fucking unlikable you have to be, that you being the victim of continuous swattings - a victim of a crime - YOU still end up being the one put on a watchlist by the cops.

Imagine being this unbearable, this anti-social…and this fat.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

I’m surprised this man isn’t verified on Twitter, usually everyone of their ilk are.

 

[JJLiautaud]

I’m surprised this man isn’t verified on Twitter, usually everyone of their ilk are.

He was then he got banned for being criminally fat, and then allegedly payed 5k to be reinstated.

 

[Starbuxxx]

Torque Wheeler breast reveal
From his latest Automanic post

 

[artilleryfroth]

Very flattering blouse there, Rick.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He actually added ALT text to his swatting image:

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He really is fucking nuts.

They gonna knock down your door with a tiny shield, Rick? Why wouldn't they bring the ram if they wanted to bust through your door? You yourself noted this was being done in "broad daylight" which isn't when cops usually play GI Joe In The Warzone on an actual threat.

"Four heavily armed and armored" except the two guys standing off to the side waiting patiently just look to have nothing more than their duty gear. The guy in front has the shield but considering only the guy behind him has a rifle they appear to have taken out a single pack of these things and distributed them to group which has to be minimum regulations of some kind. None of them are visibly armored, the vests look like standard duty vests except possibly the guy in the front may have a slightly better one on.

This isn't a SWAT raid, it's responding officers to reported possibly dangerous situation brought backup. How long did he scroll through his footage to find the scariest looking picture he could since all the rest of it was probably mundane looking?

 

[Lead Sammich]

He was then he got banned for being criminally fat, and then allegedly payed 5k to be reinstated.

That shit happened at least 2x that we know about, possibly even one more time.


My god this poor woman. Usually im one of the dudes saying Thiki is kinda cute, but im feeling somethin akin to shame and regret for ever feeling that way now. She is looking haggard. Is that male pattern baldness i see? Someone tell this poor autistic woman that having her unwashed greasy hair in the tightest ponytail she can muster all day everyday is what has caused her tension alopecia, and that if she stops doing that, she can probably avoid getting all the way to norwood 4.

@AirdropShitposts i was literally gonna say that as well. Theres gotta be a degree of difference between "armored" and "heavily armored" or else the words dont actually mean anything. And i wouldnt consider a standard issue vest to even be "armored", though even if we give piggy that, that still leaves nobody to be  heavily armored.

The answer to why did that is the fact that its alternate text - its literally a description FOR FUCKING BLIND PEOPLE. This fat bastard is trying to trick blind people into thinking he had a group of 4 T-1000s at his door ready to kill him. Good god f@tso is unbelievable dude.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

They gonna knock down your door with a tiny shield, Rick? Why wouldn't they bring the ram if they wanted to bust through your door? You yourself noted this was being done in "broad daylight" which isn't when cops usually play GI Joe In The Warzone on an actual threat.

"Four heavily armed and armored" except the two guys standing off to the side waiting patiently just look to have nothing more than their duty gear. The guy in front has the shield but considering only the guy behind him has a rifle they appear to have taken out a single pack of these things and distributed them to group which has to be minimum regulations of some kind. None of them are visibly armored, the vests look like standard duty vests except possibly the guy in the front may have a slightly better one on.

This isn't a SWAT raid, it's responding officers to reported possibly dangerous situation brought backup. How long did he scroll through his footage to find the scariest looking picture he could since all the rest of it was probably mundane looking?

Here's a video of an actual "heavily armed" SWAT raid:

Anything for those updoots, eh Patrick?