Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[lolwatagain]

I found this post on r/destiny in regard to the client engagement letter Link/Archive


u/Rocoman14:

go to p 29 in the file, and this is the letter header:
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it is doesn't prove that it is fake but surly make it suspicious, this is the conflict section he mentions on p 31:
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The length of the redacted firm name is also a bit unusual. The Abbreviation must be either a two name firm with an &, or a three name firm. But you can only have a maximum of 16 characters, not including spaces, with one of them being an i or another thin letter. It's unlikely to be a three name firm with that many letters, but there also aren't any LLPs in London, ON that fit.

If it is a real firm, it is definitely a very small firm. Possibly even a couple of recent grads who couldn't land any other work.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Quick update on something I found interesting

Twitch

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at 2:22:50 in this stream Lucas addresses the fact that he was caught following MAP accounts on twitter and tries to explain it away as "someone hacked the account and made it post that". Nigga, the account had ONLY pedo followers you included. It is fucking INSANE he would go with this as the narrative.

"Someone hacked my account bro!" is literally the laziest possible explanation for any bad behavior, so... actually yeah, this makes total sense that he'd claim that.

 

[dick brain]

"Someone hacked my account bro!" is literally the laziest possible explanation for any bad behavior, so... actually yeah, this makes total sense that he'd claim that.

Imagine being too lazy to fart.

 

[siegemeister675]

Oh right! This troon's brain is so rotted he only cares about LGBT politics.

And hawking bathroom troonshine to minors

 

[Bluntman and Chronic]

Why do so many faggots even engage with these nutjob cunts on twitter?
Twitter is a fucking shithole filled with shit people. If you ignore them they will go away.

 

[Cuckoman]

I found this post on r/destiny in regard to the client engagement letter Link/Archive


u/Rocoman14:

go to p 29 in the file, and this is the letter header:
View attachment 3710845
it is doesn't prove that it is fake but surly make it suspicious, this is the conflict section he mentions on p 31:
View attachment 3710848

Lol fucking lol, he created a fake letter from some random lawfirm by cutting-n-pasting shit from reddit, and he made it look even shittier by adding some tard-boxes. You can't make this shit up.
He really is low IQ. Borderline retarded.


Anyway, difference between KiwiFarms and Kellals is :
KiwiFarms is like a vagina, it is nice and warm and everyone wants to spend time there.
Keffals is the absolute opposite, disgusting and cold and no one wants to spend time with him.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Sorry for lack of archive but dude still thinks he’s funny.

 

[Sprate Header]

Quick update on something I found interesting

Twitch

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

www.twitch.tv

at 2:22:50 in this stream Lucas addresses the fact that he was caught following MAP accounts on twitter and tries to explain it away as "someone hacked the account and made it post that". Nigga, the account had ONLY pedo followers you included. It is fucking INSANE he would go with this as the narrative.

"THE ACCOUNT WAS HACKED!!!!!1!111!"

I like how even when he acknowledges that the troon account was openly advocating for adult-child relationships and posting shotacon, he still just can't fucking bring himself to concede that a troon was actually a pedophile, and insists it was someone trying to frame the account owner. He will to his last dying breath fight tooth and fucking nail to avoid giving a single nanometer to the "deranged right-winger stochastic terrorists" saying that the genderleft has a serious kiddie-fucking problem, and it is this absolute, undying, partisan brainrot that leads troon after troon after troon to treat cases of pedophilia amongst themselves with heavy, unmoving skepticism, ultimately ruining children's lives.

Nicole and Marcy in Keffalcord was initially denied. Cass in Bobposting's server was initially denied, with mods even attempting to cover it up. Bobposting's own actions have been hand-waved away by Keffals for months. Maya is still completely disregarded as a case, despite him meeting up and having sex with an adult tranny when he was still a minor with his entire Discord server cheering it on with full knowledge of the age difference. Lucas, we aren't cherry-picking - we are taking a look at your community and presenting what we find in your servers.

"Transgender pedophiles? What are you, some kinda chud? "
They genuinely believe this, and it's actively harming children.

 

[PaladinBoo]

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I made some adjustments, for realism. In particular, the hairline and hunchback size needed adjustment.

I posted that on Twitter and people are telling me that the hairline is not far back enough.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Sorry for lack of archive but dude still thinks he’s funny.

Looks like the top level tweet was archived 3 months ago.

https://archive.ph/hfeU5

 

[Markass the Worst]

Looks like we've got a Keffals attack dog snarling at an enby who has issues with da queen. Accusations of being a "phony minority alt" get flung out.
Tweet | Archive
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Too bad the enby hasn't figured out it's not worth your time to argue with deranged simps who think their Transgender Beauty Queen can do no wrong.

"Someone hacked my account bro!" is literally the laziest possible explanation for any bad behavior, so... actually yeah, this makes total sense that he'd claim that.

"THE ACCOUNT WAS HACKED!!!!!1!111!"

I like how even when he acknowledges that the troon account was openly advocating for adult-child relationships and posting shotacon, he still just can't fucking bring himself to concede that a troon was actually a pedophile, and insists it was someone trying to frame the account owner. He will to his last dying breath fight tooth and fucking nail to avoid giving a single nanometer to the "deranged right-winger stochastic terrorists" saying that the genderleft has a serious kiddie-fucking problem, and it is this absolute, undying, partisan brainrot that leads troon after troon after troon to treat cases of pedophilia amongst themselves with heavy, unmoving skepticism, ultimately ruining children's lives.

Nicole and Marcy in Keffalcord was initially denied. Cass in Bobposting's server was initially denied, with mods even attempting to cover it up. Bobposting's own actions have been hand-waved away by Keffals for months. Maya is still completely disregarded as a case, despite him meeting up and having sex with an adult tranny when he was still a minor with his entire Discord server cheering it on with full knowledge of the age difference. Lucas, we aren't cherry-picking - we are taking a look at your community and presenting what we find in your servers.

"Transgender pedophiles? What are you, some kinda chud? "
They genuinely believe this, and it's actively harming children.

He is literally lying out his ass, the account of pedophile Georgina had tweets going back years talking about wanting to fuck children. Georgina's accounts on other sites also say the same thing. There is no way Lucas actually knows if the account was hacked or not, this is literally just an excuse he made up on the fly.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Absolutely he has a deep seated hatred for women I'm sure he was rapey and emotionally manipulative. I could easily see him hounding any woman unfortunate enough to give him a chance for sex. He also wanted to rape his mom and murder his dad who was one of the only people that ever seemed to stand behind him, probably the product of being spoiled as a child. He's talked about lying on the dirty floor of his house alone strung out on opiates and obviously lives like an autistic viking. I'm sure pic related was just DROWNING in pussy.View attachment 3710092

Has someone made a Sonichu edit of this yet? We need one like Chris sucking the straw.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Yes. but it's not illegal to tell people how to go about doing it. I could post my favourite meth recipe right here and it would be perfectly legal. Thinking that anyone's going to get arrested just for hosting the DIY HRT site is cope.

It is when you might be connected to the vendors who are selling it. That could be defined as racketeering and there is precedent for US-Canadian Steroid Rings with lifters.

 

[JustSomeDong]

This whole bald keffals thing is giving me mad Uncle Fester vibes.


LOOK, LUCAS! LOOK AT YOUR FUTURE!

 

[broadrod31]

Quick update on something I found interesting

Twitch

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

www.twitch.tv

at 2:22:50 in this stream Lucas addresses the fact that he was caught following MAP accounts on twitter and tries to explain it away as "someone hacked the account and made it post that". Nigga, the account had ONLY pedo followers you included. It is fucking INSANE he would go with this as the narrative.

He literally used the logic a pedo on 'To catch a predator' uses. Keffals would bring the Mike's hard lemonade AND the plate of cookies lmao

 

[Aria]

Why the fuck does this faggot care about Brazilian politics?

He hates any policitcan that's vaguely right wing.

 

[A Sunset]

Anyway, difference between KiwiFarms and Kellals is :
KifiFarms is like a vagina, it is nice and warm and everyone wants to spend time there.
Keffals is the absolute opposite, disgusting and cold and no one wants to spend time with him.

This analogy might explain why I’ve been having weird fantasies about making sweet love to Kiwi Farms, in every depraved position imaginable, and impregnating it with my Son. I can’t be the only one who’s had this fantasy, right?

Keffals is also the opposite of a vagina (Kiwi Farms) because he’s a man. Even if he has Phantom Cock Syndrome.

 

[Pee Cola]

It's so strange. When I look up sample Canadian letters of engagement, they all look better and more professional than this. They all also make sure to have a letterhead and quickly include recitation of valid consideration and the fee structure for the work. If this was ripped from a template, it was ripped from a bad one that he would have had to ignore better ones to copy. I don't know what this is that Keffals posted, honestly.

That letter of engagement was probably mocked up by the same faggot that made that fake British police letter that was doing the rounds about a week or so ago.

I don't have a copy of it handy, but ICYMI it was allegedly sent to a Britbong Farmer claming that he/she/they had been traced to KF via their IP address, and they were being invited to their local cop shop to answer some questions. 100% pure horseshit of course: if the rozzers wanted someone to assist them with their enquiries, they'd send a couple of bobbies out in a panda car to the suspect's house and drive them to the nick for further questioning.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

What is worse is that most of that money donated was probably SSI and money. Meaning that our tax dollars went to some lazy, fat, ugly, communist trannies who donated money to another lazy, fat, ugly, communist tranny. If this doesn't make you want to destroy the welfare system I don't know what will.

Patience, my young Padawan. The enemy will destroy itself. All we have to do is shine a light on it.

 

[UnknownCloser]

Quick update on something I found interesting

Twitch

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

www.twitch.tv

at 2:22:50 in this stream Lucas addresses the fact that he was caught following MAP accounts on twitter and tries to explain it away as "someone hacked the account and made it post that". Nigga, the account had ONLY pedo followers you included. It is fucking INSANE he would go with this as the narrative.

I don't know what's sadder, the fact that this is the only excuse Lucas could cook up ever since people found out about him following that pedo troon. which was almost an entire month ago, or the fact that his rabid cultist fanbase will eat that excuse up without doubting it for a second, because Kween Keffals can do no wrong and the only people that disagree are black troons Kiwi Farmers.