I like the flared out Jetsons collar. Nikki should pick out his clothes for him, he'd look less faggy.
It cannot be overstated how little he has to lose, and how little he understands how our justice system works. He may not be stupid enough to make the actual swat calls himself, but he would absolutely get his tranny hookup to have himself swatted a few times, and he 100% believes that one of us will be framed for it, and that it somehow will get him out of having to #PayQuasi.
Plot twist it was Donald Trump and he laughed at him too that's why he hates him so much now.
He's not smart enough to get away with it.
Do you have a theory about who that would be then?
yeah sure lemme give em attention and start pointing fingers. god ona people are just geniuses.
Imagine his letter,
You don't think he at least has advanced knowledge that it's happening or is hiring/telling someone to do it? My theory is that one of the troons told him how to hire a rent-a-SWAT from the deep web and he is going nuts with it.
Do I think Patrick S. Tomlinson has intelligent, dependable friends he can conspire to commit felonies with over years and not get caught in the process? No.
Yeah but they do it to streamers who are generally also way bigger in terms of audience, it doesn't add up with Fat, he has next to zero reach, he doesn't stream so the best you get is him posting still images, you know he's not doing anything so there's nothing to disrupt, and he's way funnier when he pretends to be competent at something on Twitter so nobody gains anything from it, except he gains followers and it got him on local news once, so I can buy him thinking if he keeps doing it he'll get more attention. And it's always his wife is out of town and he's staying at the other address and they get him because they knock on the wrong door, or he's out of town, or something.
Usually there is some kind of payoff with it though. If it's a streamer, they get the satisfaction of seeing the fruit of their labor in real time. If not, then they can get satisfaction by gloating about it to the victim, which has never happened in this instance, although the swatter peculiarly gave Patrick 2 weeks advanced warning before the first one. The troons aren't giving him any attention or holding him up as a victim, and for whatever reason the "swatter" knows to only swat the vacant half of Patrick's hovel. The only person benefitting is Patrick himself. We do know that he did become acquainted with the troons since he had a brief cameo in Keffals' manifesto, so it's possible that during his interactions with them, they told him about certain deep web rent-a-SWAT vendors. If it was just somebody who hated KF and wanted to do it to somebody with a large following who would squeal, there are a gazillion better options who fit the build better than a hateable straight white guy.
