Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

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UVB-76 said:
Two guys get drone'd while playing the skin flute, one guy has a goat in his foxhole. This is fucking surreal.
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I sincerely hope somebody has been autistically compiling every russiaboo post about how badass and #based and stronk russia is and how vastly superior it is to western globohomo degeneracy on the last few happening threads in chronological order, because thats the kind of shit you could inject into my sternum for sexual gratification at this point.

TFW my prophesy from back in february is slowly but surely coming to pass....
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Hell on Earth said:
The Russians have never sold any nuke to anyone because those are strategic weapons and Btw, letting multiple states compete in a race for controlling the biggest stockpile of conventional and nuclear weapons in the world will ensure a catastrophe
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Yeah, only because the coke smuggler thought it might not be a good idea to buy some despite the Russians generous offer.

In an ideal world the Russians would have realized they're too stupid to deal with anything nuclear and fully disarmed themselves after Chernobyl, but that assumes Russians are smart enough for self reflection. Instead they just blame "the west" every time they shoot themselves in the foot. Sadly we don't live in an ideal world so the Russians continue being insecure idiots with a nationwide case of manlet syndrome.

It's not even a commie thing either, Russian "greatness" has always been fake as fuck. I mean hell, Peter was so ashamed of the fact Russians didn't practice basic hygeine that he had to tax them into not looking like hobos and embarassing him in front of the French.
 
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Christmas: Vatniggers insist the hohol offensive that has just captured Kaluga is all part of the Kremlin's plan. Once Moscow falls the hohols will be right where Putin wants them. The gloves will be off! The trap will be sprung!

New Year's Eve: Colonel General Cyka Blyat shoots Putin in the back of the head in the presidential bunker underneath the Urals as the blue and yellow flag is raised over the onion domes of Moscow

New Year's Day: General Blyat and President Zelensky announce the union of Hoholstan and Gopnikia as the new country of... the Kievan Rus
 
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The fat lady aint singin yet but she is guzzling vodka to clear her pipes, she's about to waddle on stage
 
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DisheveledHuman said:
Apparently civilians in Russia can now purchase combat gear, no doubt this is because the Russian military cannot equip everyone and is now passing the cost on to the families of the conscripts.
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Conscripts have to buy their own tourniquets, and in the future, probably their own body bags.
 
mindlessobserver said:
It's not what you think Comrade. They are just engaging in mutual hygiene operations.
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Mandatory unit penis inspection was just right around the corner, he required Private Prylov to get that penis up to inspection code. SMH westoids don't understand the geopolitical reality on the ground with the Russian army.
 
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DisheveledHuman said:
Apparently civilians in Russia can now purchase combat gear, no doubt this is because the Russian military cannot equip everyone and is now passing the cost on to the families of the conscripts.
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Russian civilians buying Russian equipment that should’ve been issued to them but instead gets sold by the corrupt logistics guys who was support to issue that same equipment

Meanwhile airsoft larpers are doing their best at making it tough for Russians to buy their own equipment

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DisheveledHuman said:
Apparently civilians in Russia can now purchase combat gear, no doubt this is because the Russian military cannot equip everyone and is now passing the cost on to the families of the conscripts.
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Oh boy Russian dashcam videos are about to get much funnier. If the Faces Of Death people are still around they should jump on making compilations and selling them since Liveleak is still dead.

"Call 1-800-Cyka-Blyat to get your hands on our world class compilation of the most AK-slinging, Cyka Blyat Blastin', Dashcam Smashin' videos you've ever seen! Call now and get a free copy of Idi Nahui Idiocy and Debil Debauchery!"
 
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