No one is surprised that Goodboi Pee is having an off day. He is very unhappy with Mumtal even though she is trying to bring him with her today so that he can get out of the house. Pee doesn't like leaving the house. Pee has anxiety about being in public even with Mumtal there to guide him.
"What I need from Peetz is to control the money today, can you put my bank card in your wallet? In your purse?"
We're going to go to the pumpkin patch! Pee is helping! He is going to take pictures and film Mumtal while they get a pumpkin! This is so fun!
Once Mummy's little NPC is done at the pumpkin patch we're taking him to get robot sushi!
"I really want robot sushi." Reminder: you hated it. She knows that her little goodboi won't like it but that's fine, there's always options for children at restaurants.
"Peetz can have robot fries and ketchup."
The palette of a child naturally expands over time, Goodboi Pee is just a late bloomer.
Then, if he's a good little guy we're going to make one last trip!
"And then I want to try one last Spirit Halloween store." Oh goody gumdrops! Already on repeats!
"What do you think of that?" Pee is not amused. He has been thrust from the confines of his MLP Coom Dungeon. Nobody asked HIM if he had any plans today. This is so unfair.
"And I might be moving to Kuwait because I have a new boyfriend." X.
The whitening gum is just not working. Thank goodness for this $80 dress that has been worn twice since it was purchased and never washed. The chat is still coming in and now Mummy's little NPC can show how he pays attention so he can get his French fries and ketchup.
"We're going to go look at pumpkins, and then we're going to have Robot sushi and go to Spirit Halloween."
Everyone is wondering if Pee is finally being taken to the vet, or the kill-shelter, or maybe just a random spot in the woods near Gatineau Park.
"Peetz is actually my assistant today, so this is paid work for him. This is how he earns his living, right Peetz?"
"Yup" There's about 41 ways out of this Pee.
Mumtal and Pee watched a live version of the Monster Mash so that they could enjoy the spoopy season together. The VIB want to know what his net worth is having to be an errand boy.
"His net worth is human being, alright!?" While a man who writes fanfiction about the gang-rape and degradation of women certainly shouldn't be considered human, SCP-400# is right. How unfortunate that no-one can say the same of it's self.
"Can you evaluate a whole human? What about that"
Yes. Pee has been evaluated in HIS OWN THREAD and found severely LACKING. He should kill himself.
This roadside stand had no idea the olfactory horrors that this day was going to present.
Time to get to work on being Mumtal's official Photographer Bot!
Fantastic shot. Well done Pee.
Chantal is ready to buy a pumpkin and get the fuck out of here, Pee is looking at a chipmunk. They should buy kindling wood, for the fireplace at the new Scamsion! Pee ever the voice of semi reason has suggested they actually look at the pumpkins before buying one, fuck that. We're going inside and we're getting a pumpkin!
Ma'am...
This is not a pumpkin patch, this is a bodega.
Alright, we've found out how much this pumpkin patch excursion is going to cost us at the local corner market.
"$8 for a huge pumpkin, which one will it be?"
We get to pick the pumpkin. No wait maybe one on the window sill those were already cleaned and then it's even less work to carve. No wait, these are dirty too. Ugh! Who offers pumpkins without cleaning them first!? Never fear though Ghoulboi Pee has found a pumpkin!
"Alright let's go!" Total trip time? 11:15.
"Do I look like Mama Cass?" No she never looked that FAT.
The VIB are confused at this entire trip and the pre-paid pumpkin that was grabbed.
"Yes I came here last year with Nader." X. We're with Pee so we don't have any bad memories right now, he takes good care of her! He loves his Mumtal!!!
Pee is a great cinematographer.
We were going to go get robot sushi but maybe we can pull over and get a few more pictures! Yes! Pictures! We're at Gatineau Park so we can take fall pictures! This is LiveScream day 3! The best! Pee is reading the chat. He is making sure that Mumtal only hears good news while she sing-talks.
The VIB are complaining that the stream quality is shit, but don't worry, Pee will help.
So much better.
We're just looking for somewhere nice to take pictures. You know, doing that whole autumnal Beeze! Pee is not dead though he is starting to get car sick. We're not going to take anymore pictures,
"I always forget there's no signal here!" Uh huh. The lookout is closed and that just isn't fair.
"Going to Gatineau park for the leaves is something you have to do every season." Which is why she never does it.
The VIB want to know if we're going to the Outhouse.
"Nooo! NO outhouse this season." X.
What a wonderful drive to see all the Fall smudges change color. We're going to go eat now.
NO FUCKING SING.
OMG WHY ARE YOU BOTH SINGING? NO SING!!!!!!!!
Peetz is sperging about some song that nobody gives a fuck about. He is pretty sure that UNICEF put out the single and it's just a whole ton of great musicians who likely would kill themselves, immediately, if they knew that he enjoyed their song. He is now ranting about Christmas. This is just encouraging them to both sin-
NO SING!
Holly is allegedly back but isn't the correct name and doesn't have the proper icon or VIB time count. It's totally her.
STOP FUCKING SINGING.
Chantal is totally going to take Pee to the haunted houses this year. He is going to go ahead and take care of her just like Malan did, from all the spoopy ghosts and goblins. Pee is whining about the song "Imagine" and that John was a wife beater and piece of shit and nobody should listen to his music. He was just kinda an asshole. Total piece of shit. Fuck The Beatles!
The VIB are convinced that it is the real Miss Holly which would mean that the dumb cunt was never unblocked, created another YouTube account, and re-subscribed.
"Hi Miss Holly sorry for tearing your head off, I dumped the married guy." X. "I wanna go home." She misses the cats, but we're going to go eat
"Robot sushi or something."
Pee has never seen the new house,
"We're moving at the end of the house, I guess I'll see the new house soon. I'm just going to be stuck in my room all day what do I care?" If you die, you don't have to move your ponies.
We're doing Fally stuff right now like our 11 minute trip to the Pumpkin Bodega, and we're probably going to do a corn maze and then later on in the month, closer to the move, we're going to go ahead and see haunted houses!
X.
They're going to park the car, walk along the canal, and go to the Byward Market for something to eat. One day.
X. "Look at the nice leaves! This is something you guys don't get to see!" She looks forward to the leaves changing and the pumpkin spice! So fun! Ha ha! SO GREAT! Best day! The VIB are still not amused. Chantal is desperately trying to talk about anything that might be positive and interesting to her Beezers. The trolls are in the chat asking Pee how he feels about Candace Owens, he's explaining why she's a bad person because she's conservative and supports Trump.
"There's no drive throughs because COVID's done. I'll have to walk my fat ass through." X.
Gettysburg is super boring, but Chantal totally heard a soldier crying in agony,
"During the civil war times." One would wonder if she's discussing the Rebellions of 1837 or the acts of Canada during the US Civil War - when Canada was not yet a nation but was instead an amalgamation of bullshit under control of the British and the Hudson's Bay Company. One would wonder. If they didn't know she's a fucking idiot.
We're on the Long Road. On our way to eat.
The VIB are picking on Pee. He is not in the mood for French fries and ketchup from a robot. He doesn't want to have an open mind at the restaurant.
"Maybe Jefree Star knows who I am because Rich Lux knows who I am." X. "Maybe from some twice removed situation." X.
"What can we sing?" Please no.
This is taking too long, we're going to go eat somewhere else.
"Yeah cause I don't know how much longer I can stay in the car." Pee has problems with being outside of his pony cave for too long.
Maybe we should go to Conners. Or a steak house. Pee doesn't care, he just wants to get out of the car. Tendies would be fine. He has been so helpful today for Mumtal.
"They're both equally distanced." Pee is on the verge of a tantrum.
"I don't care I'm starting to get car nauseous." Good, aspirate your own vomit.
We're going to the Royal Oak! "Good so I can get out of the car!!!"
Goodboi Pee is out of the car before Mumtal can even finish preparing to hurple inside. We've been muted.
Having young children can be so trying.
<Muted Gunt Out>
. "She wasn't invited!" It was a 100% public event, if it was that big of a deal, why wasn't she trespassed from the premises? As people have stated earlier, pig rage only happens when Nader has turned down Chantal. 
