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SNAFU said:
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Here's hoping for Lucas to drunkenly lash out at Matt
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Poor Lucas is getting "ratio'd" by Matt by a landslide.
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One87five0 said:
Am I the only one who's skeptical of Lucas claiming to be a former heroin addict? Pills, I believe, but heroin? He rarely leaves the house and doesn't strike me as someone who possesses even an ounce of street smarts, so I can't picture him pacing around a park somewhere in London, Ontario waiting for his connect to show up. I CAN picture him nagging his mom for a ride to the pharmacy while she's midway through an episode of Downton Abbey though.
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I've been around drug addicts. My town is full of them. I don't think Lucas abuses heroin. If he did he would be very tired all the time instead of up at odd hours of the day tweeting at detractors. He would also have moments of hyperactively too. What I think is that he is addicted to pain killers. The insomnia, cravings for junk food, paranoia and erratic mood swings are signs of pain killer addiction. It is not uncommon for troons who had the snip to abuse pain killers to cope with the pains of cutting your dick off. If he is abusing pain pills his blood pressure may be through the roof. The dumbass is probably going to tweet himself into a heart attack. Another thing he will have in common with Ralph.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
I’m looking forward to “Things Have Escalated 2: Electric Bald-aloo” where Lucas has to address Josh Moon about how this time, the Kiwi Farms are TRULY doomed while thousands of people gawk at his bald head - barely covered by thin strands of greasy, thinning hair, placed at random in dysgenic clumps.
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He should try to blame us for him going bald.
 
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AnOminous said:
He should try to blame us for him going bald.
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"kiwifarms has now harassed me so much that i now suffer from rapid hair loss. this is an attempt by their leader joshua moon to make me appear more manly so that him and his followers may laugh at me. but that is why i am starting a gofundme for hair transplant surgery it will cost me 300k and i will need to constantly travel as to avoid doxing by kiwifarms. please show your support by shaving your head and sending me your hair in an envelope with #baldforkeffals written on it so i know what it is"
 
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L / A

"I'm truly sorry Keffals is having to deal with a jackass who's been warped by lonely men on the internet praising every shitty thought he's had."
>While talking about a jackass who's been warped by lonely men on the internet praising every shitty thought he's had, and on top of that is warping the minds of mentally ill minors and denying peddling drugs to them illegally.

The tides were always going to turn against you Lucas, with or without the shitstorm of the past 6 or so months. It was only a matter of time
 
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I have noticed that quite a bit of people are making comments about how Lucas has the mentality of a insecure 14 year old 4chan user. From what I have read from studies by psychologists it is very common for sexual abuse victims to mentally stay at the age when the abuse happened. This is why victims units at police departments strongly recommend that victims immediately get psychiatric help or therapy with the hopes that the victim will come to terms with the abuse, begin to move on from the abuse and age correctly mentally. Lucas parents didn't do shit for him. No therapy, nothing. They instead let their son go back to talking to Reddit and Discord groomers which lead to him becoming a troon and chopping his dick off. What horrible, neglectful parents. I think it is safe to say that Lucas's father is burning in hell and one day soon Lucas's mother will join him.
 
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One87five0 said:
Am I the only one who's skeptical of Lucas claiming to be a former heroin addict? Pills, I believe, but heroin? He rarely leaves the house and doesn't strike me as someone who possesses even an ounce of street smarts, so I can't picture him pacing around a park somewhere in London, Ontario waiting for his connect to show up. I CAN picture him nagging his mom for a ride to the pharmacy while she's midway through an episode of Downton Abbey though.
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I believe Keffals on this. I've met many a mongoloid that was hooked on smack. Though, Keffals probably preferred oxycontin or some shit, most opiates are interchangeable.
 
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Sapphixys Shitty Panties said:
I believe Keffals on this. I've met many a mongoloid that was hooked on smack. Though, Keffals probably preferred oxycontin or some shit, most opiates are interchangeable.
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Definitely opioids. "Heroin-adjacent". Similar to the cops knocking on his door being the same thing as SWATted with assault rifles in your face. Troons exaggerate everything.
 
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BelUwUga said:
I think this first noticeable issue is right when keffals/H3 begin discussing the DIY HRT directory. His voice cracks in a way I've never heard before when he says it's on his stream. He's shook.
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H33B is a fat terroristic diaper-wearing dunce. He is probably assmad at the farms because we archived his call to political terrorism in the form of asking people to bomb an NRA meeting. The NRA as a political donor is nothing compared to the likes of bigtech, bigpharma and bigoil, let alone more shadowy political action groups such as casinos and pro-zionism associations.

The Memphis mass shooter wore H3H3 merchandise. Teddy Fresh is the brand name of H33B and his wife's fashion wear.
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Since guilt by association is on the menu, did H3H3's demented call to terrorism lead to a mass shooting? Surely our mockery of Lucas Roberts led to guns being literally pointed in his face and worse, deadnaming (both denied by the police fyi), so this leap of faith isn't too unreasonable, right?

H3H3 is a fat diaper wearing axe wound sniffer and I will not have sex with him.
 
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RangerBoo said:
I have noticed that quite a bit of people are making comments about how Lucas has the mentality of a insecure 14 year old 4chan user. From what I have read from studies by psychologists it is very common for sexual abuse victims to mentally stay at the age when the abuse happened. This is why victims units at police departments strongly recommend that victims immediately get psychiatric help or therapy with the hopes that the victim will come to terms, begin to move on from the abuse and age correctly mentally. Lucas parents didn't do shit for him. No therapy, nothing. They instead let their son go back to taking to Reddit and Discord groomers which lead to him becoming a troon and chopping his dick off. What horrible, neglectful parents. I think it is safe to say that Lucas's father is burning in hell and one day soon Lucas's mother will join him.
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What I'd like to know is what happened in his mother's previous marriage, there's almost nothing known of that, and that appeared to have happened when he was very young
 
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A new cope I have been seeing from Keffals fans is that they are going to all detractors Twitter accounts and saying that Keffals lives rent free in their heads. It is not like Lucas has done anything evil like:
  • grooms children
  • sext children
  • deplatforms people
  • makes violent rape threats at women
  • tries to get people fired from their jobs
  • gives illegal drugs to children
  • runs a cult comprised mostly of underage children
No! Keffals just lives rent free in our heads. It is not like people love a good trash fire and want to see a genuinely evil person get their just desserts. At this point I think it is safe to say that Keffals fans are genuinely retarded.
 
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