Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Lucas's mom getting involved
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This is going down similar to flamenco. If you're familiar with Flamencos thread you'll know his step mom made an account itt with a ring video of her getting swatted and a lot essay and why we were "causing a lot of issue's within the family" (Sorry you're son is a degenerate pedophile and nobody here swatted you) was the response for the most part but people were nice to her.
Keffals (Lucas Roberts)
>Likes shotacon
>Sucks the feminine penis
>Mental illness
>Pedophile
>Compulsive liar
Flamenco (Joshua Clayton Connor)
>Likes shotacon
>Sucks the feminine penis
>Mental illness
>Pedophile
>Compulsive liar

How long until Catherine sorrenti makes an account and pops up ITT like flamencos mom?
Lucas already confirmed his mom reads the thread lol.
Considering how Lucas already involved Null's mom and tried to ruin her and his extended families life, I think it's only fair that his own mom knows what her little boy has been up to. You're the good guy, right Keffals? She should be proud of what you've accomplished in the big wide world without her help. Let us tell her your exploits, let's see what she thinks.
 
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Dammit why does KF have to be such a compelling muse? Theories on how Villain Lucas lost his nose? I'm betting HRT lab explosion...
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Source music video is pretty good (if gay):
 
Do you think Keffal’s mum will ground him?
>"Idk what a "twitter ratio" or "diy hrt" is but you're grounded for a week Lucas, no twitter, Twitch or discord
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House? Nigga, how the fuck you buying a house in bloody Leafland? Unless all that GoFundMe money is going to it, I don’t see how Lucas could get a house. Banks aren’t giving some shitass Twitch streamer with likely shit credit a big loan.
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Lucas abused the shit out of his mother, I can tell with how manipulative he is. Too bad his father was a cuck and didn't put a foot up his ass. I don't think Lucas has ever had a real job and I suspect up until the gfm fraud his mom was paying his bills and expenses like flamenco.
 
Hey @Null you should visit him and say "Hi I am the boss of Kiwi Farms. Nice to meet you good sir"
I imagine him pulling an idubbbz & Tana thing, going up to Lucas for a selfie and saying "saaaay trooooon"

Banks aren’t giving some shitass Twitch streamer with likely shit credit a big loan.
It's Canada. Just walk into a bank and tell them you are trans and retarded and they will hand you a few millions.

luke would literally suck dick for a high profile incident at a twitch con
He'd suck dick for waaaaaaay less.
 
Don't give him the satisfaction of inflating his importance just to dramaticize his downfall
It's twice as funny amd pathetic knowing how irrelevant he is yet spent oodles of money trying to bury the site alive. Like, it's gone from mildly pathetic to extremely pathetic.

I want to know if Catherine knew her son was being groomed by a 46yr old man over the Internet at 16 (it's Itt somewhere) and how she feels about Lucas doing the same thing to minors a decade later?
Even if she did, I don't feel like she'd care that much. She probably just wanted her son to be important and special, so anything negative happening to him isn't always her problem unless it is an open thing that reflects badly on her.

Let us tell her your exploits, let's see what she thinks.
She raised the stupid twit and she also covered hard for him on the whole keffals kerfuffle with Canadian SWAT. She'd be dabbing on the haters with him and yelling how important and proud she is of him.

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He retweeted this about three hours ago, so I am very much inclined to agree with you.
He'd be forcing weapons into null's hands and then running up to him in a crucified T pose to fucking martyr himself. Null would just have a shitty weekend of people trying to bait him into violence.
 
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He retweeted this about three hours ago, so I am very much inclined to agree with you
Probably going to use it as an excuse to try to get some more fedposting put up here to take to the hosting company. Cloudflare using that as there reasoning is suck a shitty precedent. I would have preferred if they just used a different lie, or the truth and just stated outright they were pussies, but this is just going to encourage them to keep trying to get screenshots of "threats" from here.
 
Pffft, his tweets don't do well unless he explicitly asks his followers to ratio the Tweet. In particular this Tweet probably didn't do well because he's trying to intimidate Matt and cause gay slapfight. You can tell he's trying to be intimidating and domineering when he uses the person's real name, like he does with Destiny and Null, AKA JOSHUA CONNOR MOON. He loves to use Null's full name, for some reason.

I would argue that Lucas does this shit bc others can't use his real name (Lucas Roberts) on Twitter bc if they do they will get banned for the horrible crime of deadnaming.
 
Two physically disabled retards, one using a crutch while the other swaddled itself in bad fashion sense.
It's not very nice to poke fun at someone with a need to use a crutch, man. It might not have been their fault and it's certainly the least unusual thing.
Hasan Piker merch.
That's haram, I thought it was Clara's own invention to promote self as a special individual, but to actually buy something like this? Well It's not my taste, maybe younger generation finds it's funny, I'm really not up to date with modern social media.
 
>"Idk what a "twitter ratio" or "diy hrt" is but you're grounded for a week Lucas, no twitter, Twitch or discord
>Video related


Lucas abused the shit out of his mother, I can tell with how manipulative he is. Too bad his father was a cuck and didn't put a foot up his ass. I don't think Lucas has ever had a real job and I suspect up until the gfm fraud his mom was paying his bills and expenses like flamenco.
It's also possible that mom was a narc. Children of narcs, the Golden Child especially, grow up to be narcs quite often.

Dad being a pushover relates well to my theory too. In a narc parent/child relationship there's always the narc parent and an often well meaning but absolutely clueless parent. At least in marriages that don't fail. The narc only abuses their children when the nice parent isn't around and usually ends up cowing the kids to the point where they would never say anything to the nice parent.

If the narc in question is a covert narc the children won't even realize they are living in an abusive suitation because it just seems normal to them. Lucas is obviously not a covert narc, and he lacks the charisma of other malignant narcs (like Trump, like him or not he's definitely got some kind of charisma, Lucas doesn’t).
 
How long until Catherine sorrenti makes an account and pops up ITT like flamencos mom?
Lucas already confirmed his mom reads the thread lol.
Until Jersh reopens free registration again. And no sleeper bots to send an invite to her either, The Culling took care of that problem.
Ahh how good of you to use your mom as a shield from people criticism of you.
He really reminds me of a certain someone.
A certain someone who always goes after his a-logs' family members, only to cry "but muh family" when he gets fire returned.
A certain ragepig.
 
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The hoodie could definitely use some laundry. It's fairly easy to get your clothes stained in Ulster considering how often it's pouring and all surfaces outside become wet n filthy. However black pants were a good choice, can't stress enough how many times khaki chinos can get stained before stepping into the office 20 feet from your household.
I bet a gift in form of a basket full of kiwis would bring some joy to their life, and keep them strong to fight for the cause, whatever it might be.
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