Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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We totally took down kiwifarms!
Um, it’s still up?
We totally made them bleed followers!
Um no not really?
WE TOTALLY INCONVENIENCED THEM!
um no I think the sites working as well or better? Josh got tougher?
BAN BLOCK DENY NOOOO FACIST PIG!

and I thought he donated 6k to that diy site
 
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Does anyone know if Kermit the Troon will be joining Keffals at Twitchcon? Surely there's something anti-troonish to protest in San Diego this weekend for even more attention.

Oh look!!! "Queer Youth Karaoke" sounds right up their alley!

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A1 Steak Sauce said:
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House? Nigga, how the fuck you buying a house in bloody Leafland? Unless all that GoFundMe money is going to it, I don’t see how Lucas could get a house. Banks aren’t giving some shitass Twitch streamer with likely shit credit a big loan.
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lmao, Keffals will miss Ireland, "it's so nice here". Sure nigga. He talked about planning to go hiking or whatever, seeing more of Northern Ireland -- guess what, that never happened. He spent 99% of his time there cooped up in his hovel. Coping, dilating, and failing to ratio an obscure tweet by the president of Brazil.

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I kid you not, the only Irish thing he talked about during his stay was the "chip butty", a retarded sandwich filled with fries. Because Keffals is mentally a 14-year-old boy who loves greasy food and lolrandom names.
 
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Something Awful said:
lmao, Keffals will miss Ireland, "it's so nice here". Sure nigga. He talked about planning to go hiking or whatever, seeing more of Northern Ireland -- guess what, that never happened. He spent 99% of his time there cooped up in his hovel. Coping, dilating, and failing to ratio an obscure tweet by the president of Brazil.

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I kid you not, the only Irish thing he talked about during his stay was the "chip butty", a retarded sandwich filled with fries. Because Keffals is mentally a 14-year-old boy who loves greasy food and lolrandom names.
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I'm still waiting to see that $1600 livestream rig they were building in Ireland be put to use. Whoever donated that $$$ must be thrilled.
 
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Something Awful said:
Why the fuck did he randomly tweet out "I love you mom", can he not say that off Twitter like a normal person? Keffals WANTED people to see her on Twitter, so he could mald about how the vicious bullies are now going after his mother.

Keffals also changed his Twitter banner. Perhaps signifying that he intends to embrace his more authentic, unhinged persona. We already got a taste during last night's bizarre drug- or alcohol-fueled tweets.

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Lmao at this ugly-ass balding freak claiming to be universally beloved when even his own side hates his guts.
 
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Something Awful said:
lmao, Keffals will miss Ireland, "it's so nice here". Sure nigga. He talked about planning to go hiking or whatever, seeing more of Northern Ireland -- guess what, that never happened. He spent 99% of his time there cooped up in his hovel. Coping, dilating, and failing to ratio an obscure tweet by the president of Brazil.

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I kid you not, the only Irish thing he talked about during his stay was the "chip butty", a retarded sandwich filled with fries. Because Keffals is mentally a 14-year-old boy who loves greasy food and lolrandom names.
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Not even a Guinness(Yes I know that's ROI) or some chocolate made with Irish cream... what a wasted trip.
 
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Something Awful said:
lmao, Keffals will miss Ireland, "it's so nice here". Sure nigga. He talked about planning to go hiking or whatever, seeing more of Northern Ireland -- guess what, that never happened. He spent 99% of his time there cooped up in his hovel. Coping, dilating, and failing to ratio an obscure tweet by the president of Brazil.

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I kid you not, the only Irish thing he talked about during his stay was the "chip butty", a retarded sandwich filled with fries. Because Keffals is mentally a 14-year-old boy who loves greasy food and lolrandom names.
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When he said Ireland is so nice, he meant the food and takeout services, duuuuh. This fat failure hasn't truly seen what Ireland really looks like, unless it was outside that Ellen ogre's window.
 
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He Found Captain Winky said:
when his hair suddenly becomes clean we will know he succumbed to his maleness and is forced to wear a wig.
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Don't bet on it. Wigs still require cleaning and maintenance. Most troons buy the cheapest wigs as well, and never brush them or care for them. We wait eagerly for the day when Lucas lazily covers his balding pate with a snarled mess that looks like something he pulled from the drain. The biggest difference will be that this version is plastic.
 
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Dickens Cider said:
We totally took down kiwifarms!
Um, it’s still up?
We totally made them bleed followers!
Um no not really?
WE TOTALLY INCONVENIENCED THEM!
um no I think the sites working as well or better? Josh got tougher?
BAN BLOCK DENY NOOOO FACIST PIG!

and I thought he donated 6k to that diy site
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He’s breaking the 6k up over a year. Not sure if he lump summed it or actually did do $500 a month.
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Keffals responds to a poll made including him. Notice how it has 9.2k votes.
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If Lucas turned off personalized trends, he’d somehow stop trending. 🤔
 
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