What's the worst song you've ever heard?

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Nirvana really is overrated and the fandom is the worst. It’s mostly edgelords who think that it’s better than all the music of today and wish that they grew up in the 90’s.

Everyone talks about Nirvana was the “sound of Gen X” and yet I hardly see any Gen X-ers talking about them. It’s probably either because they don’t have fond memories of the band or are turned off by the younger generations thinking that it’s “real music”.
Nirvana tool Eddie Vedder these bands remind me of the most overplayed garbage of the 90s I legitimately don't remember anybody liking them they were just always on the radio.
 
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Nirvana really is overrated and the fandom is the worst. It’s mostly edgelords who think that it’s better than all the music of today and wish that they grew up in the 90’s.

Everyone talks about Nirvana was the “sound of Gen X” and yet I hardly see any Gen X-ers talking about them. It’s probably either because they don’t have fond memories of the band or are turned off by the younger generations thinking that it’s “real music”.
I like Nirvana, because one of their album covers has a funny naked baby penis in the underwater
 
Be careful watching this. Making someone watch this clip is punishable by death in some countries. I’m pretty sure this clip itself is considered cruel and unusual punishment in most countries.

 
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I thought modern hip-hop and rap was bad but this takes the cake:
Ngl, I love Ashnikko, She's a guilty pleasure for me but I can see why many people don't like her. But if you want the worst Ashnikko song, Slumber Party would probably take the cake, that song kind of rubs me the wrong way.
 
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As I'm sure other Bongs can attest, Hold My Hand was Fucking. Inescapable. For about 18 months straight, from early 2015 - late summer of 2016, this song was fucking EVERYWHERE. And the worst part? If you were unfortunate to use Jet2 as your holiday provider, you were subject to a special form of torture where it would be played at least 5 times every flight.


America is lucky it only made it to #86.
 
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Long time no posting in this thread! Alas, just today I heard a terrible song I just had to share here.

For context: I've seen this white Latina zoomer chick called "Milky Dolly" come by a million times a day while looking for updates on the Manson lolsuits on Twatter. I tried to ignore her because she obviously has nothing to do with Manson, but many Latino people will tweet about her in Spanish while comparing her to Manson because of the way she looks (elongated oval face with pancake make-up) and because of her fetish/goth manner of dress. From what I understand she's in Argentina and is mainly known for kissing random homeless men in the streets whom she will approach with: "Do you want to be my daddy?", playing up the Electra complex. When Milky talks at the camera she tries to sound like a Japanese Bishōjo anime character speaking Spanish, which I guess is the result of her watching anime with Spanish ADR. I tried to find a video about her in English to link to but I can't find any, so perhaps a bilinguistic Latino Youtuber will see this and finally make that English video introducing the US & world to Milky Dolly. She also has a "boyfriend"/fuqbuddy/drugbuddy(?) with whom she uploads edgy vlogs to their common channel. Together they pretend to be a "queer", gross, fucked up, perpetually wasted, urban white Latino couple. Apparently they recorded and released a music video together... and unfortunately their boring uninspired music has fuck all to do with Marilyn Manson's music, even and despite Milky now being synonymous with Manson in Latin America:


This song, if you'll believe it, is actually sung in English! I know you wouldn't be able to tell if I hadn't told you. Besides the crap music, this guy is very obviously not queer or gay. Look at the way he kisses the other guy in the video, he's clearly not into this. Why fake it dude? You're pretending to be gay just for the sake of music video? That's pathetic. Don't do shit you're not into just because your weirdo girlfriend with the daddy complex wants the two of you to LARP at being a sexy queer couple.
 
Once at a religious event (not my church) they played this contemporary Christian song. It was so unremarkable I have not been able to find it. But it just went "Oh, oh ooooh, I loooooove You, I love Youuuu, I looooove Youuuu." Everyone was swaying with their eyes closed and seemed to know the lyrics by heart. It suddenly felt really funny to me and I had a REALLY had time not laughing. It was just so bad and I hate how they sing like Jesus is their high school boyfriends or something! Say "God!" Say "God" for once! Say "Jehovah!"
"They all serve the need of planting seeds, so I know they can't go wrong- but there's nothing so dear as when I hear an old convention song!"
 
Old Town Road or whatever it is with that niggerfaggot and Hannah Montana's dad.
I hate rap and I hate country, so hearing them combined was torture.
Also anything by Jack Harlow, I just want to punch that guy in the face.
 
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Once at a religious event (not my church) they played this contemporary Christian song. It was so unremarkable I have not been able to find it. But it just went "Oh, oh ooooh, I loooooove You, I love Youuuu, I looooove Youuuu." Everyone was swaying with their eyes closed and seemed to know the lyrics by heart. It suddenly felt really funny to me and I had a REALLY had time not laughing. It was just so bad and I hate how they sing like Jesus is their high school boyfriends or something! Say "God!" Say "God" for once! Say "Jehovah!"
"They all serve the need of planting seeds, so I know they can't go wrong- but there's nothing so dear as when I hear an old convention song!"
I smell the heretical stench of Bethel (personal cultcow) emanating through the screen.

My most disliked song is "My Humps."

That whore ought to be gassed.
 
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